I can’t believe u snitch on me to ur sibling- is there no trust in this world anymore for random anonymous messages from strangers??

I'm sorry. I'm a simple man I love to giggle with my siblings

personally a huge fan of the idea that spider-man has the THICKEST new york accent. he's a true new yorker!!

My best friend moved overseas and realised that her Aussie accent always won her friends, so she leaned into it HARD. 5 years later she doesn't even realise how much she habitually thickens her accent

I feel like Peter always had a New York accent but he purposefully makes it thicker when he's Spider-Man to help hide his identity and it become a habit. So now whenever Peter gets irritated or angry or scared in his civilian form, he slips into his Spider-Man Voice™ without realising it, which is just the most outrageous New Yorker "I'M WALKIN' HERE" accent of all time

giving u one of those sticky hand toys you can slap stuff with :D

ngl, "I'm the only one who understands [x] character" or "only ten people actually get [x] character" is like the #1 biggest red flag to me that a person probably will have an inaccurate interpretation of a character. because if you've decided that you understand that character in a uniquely objective way over others, you inherently wall yourself off from alternate opinions by deciding they're wrong on the basis of simply not being the exact same as yours. if you can't incorporate or even just ponder other people's perspectives, people who have lived different lives and are approaching the content through different but potentially very useful lenses, you might miss out on some extremely enlightening and fascinating interpretations. building yourself an insulated echo chamber is probably the worst thing you could do when assessing a character like that

actually jizzing in my pants rn because he looks so pretty his hair is perfect and his outfit is slaying and I see that titty bro I’m going crazy goodnight

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i love that in the ninjago fandom we truly are treating the characters like barbie dolls and doing our own shit with them. you can just completely ignore plot points or seasons and nobody gaf. sure give that character traits they don’t have in the show. yes those two obscure characters who’ve never met would be in love. tell me about your au where your favorite side character goes on a life changing adventure that never happens in canon. make up new lore about a species in the series. create new storylines for the characters. make new characters. it’s the wild west out here

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THE BOWLCUTS IM GONNA CRYJ THEY WERE SO HARD TO MAKE FOR NO REASON. Nyway, thank you for the request, @ogzieoggleton ! I'm working on the 2nd one, and the rest that others have requested •,<

u may all hit me with sticks for this but i have a confession. i hate both cops and narcs but i Will call 911 on an obviously drunk driver, i dont give a shit. acab but in this situation it is what it is, and what it is is that my area’s infamous for high rates of drunk driving accidents/deaths, so im narcing it up. im narc ruffalo, im narc rylance. i see a car wobbling in and out of three lanes with its turn signal on for half a mile on a saturday night and u can call me narc wahlberg of narcy narc and the narcy bunch

idk something about ghostface saying “you feel so much more tighter when you’re scared.” while fucking into you, knife held to your throat, the rush of adrenaline making everything feel so good.

him telling you that no one else can fuck you like he does, that if anyone ever touches you he wouldn’t hesitate to gut them.

the possessiveness in his voice making you clench around his cock as you feel yourself getting even more wet. him grazing the knife ever so slightly against your skin, saying “that’s it, baby, you’re taking me so good.” making you a whimpering mess as he fucking destroys you. “look at you. getting all wet. you love this shit, don’t you? such a pathetic slut.”

you ask daddy!joel to send you a selfie on his night out with work friends, and this is 100% what you get:

later on you ask him about the odd angle, and he says he left his glasses at home and could barely see the damn screen

old ass tweets that I want to resurrect here for the sake of people knowing about them again

This came to me in a dream, no joke, but first time we see Eddie, he's shirtless, putting on the uniform, being described by his accomplishments when Buck asks who he is, graduated top of his class in the academy, army vet, medic, silver star, right? Season 3 we have Bobby telling Buck "[the uniform] is not a costume, it's who you are" as Buck saves someone without the uniform, then in season 5 we have Bobby stopping Eddie from coming back before he's ready because what Eddie needed wasn't the job, the job was very much part of the things that were killing Eddie, his answers weren't the job so much so he just has to accept them while in a uniform that doesn't even has his name on it, because Eddie is not being defined by being a firefighter. But Eddie does define himself like father and husband as a combined thing even though his wife is dead and he's a fantastic single father, he keeps trying to fix mistakes he made with Shannon with someone else while playing pretend with these women he picked for Christopher, not himself, right? I feel like there's a level of self acceptance going on in the season with the chances of Bobby dealing with his guilt about his family, Buck and his queerness, even Eddie and the catholic guilt, and I feel like Eddie being freed off a literal costume he's wearing while letting loose for the first time ever when he has always been in this contained "army vet, medic, has a silver star, best of his class" box that he still keeps himself in when he already worked thought most of the boxes he put in his own life is going to be quite literal. I blame Ryan for saying Eddie might break again but like, that's the box Eddie needs to break to actually be happy. The one that makes him act as if to be a good father he needs to be a good husband to some proper woman his parents would like. The one of what he thinks his life is supposed to be like so he can actually do what he wants with his life. Like, we knew that but I was thinking about the costume department and how they use clothes in such a brilliant way in this show, we saw Eddie get in that box the very first time we saw him, if we consider the way everyone is looking at him through a glass since he's inside the locker room we can make that even more literal, now they're getting him out of it.

(I do. love you).

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