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Once Upon a Witchlight: Episode 42! (SPOILERS AHEAD!!)
Still love these goofy bitches :3
Twig being dead is so sad, Alexa play Despacito
My S/I would definitely be on the floor sobbing or sobbing into Torbek bc they'd feel so bad for not doing more to protect Twig
NO, DO NOT GIVE TWIG WITCHLIGHT KREMY. ONE IT WOULD DEFINITELY HURT TORBEK AND TWO WE DON'T NEED A ZOMTWIG WITH A MURDEROUS DOUBLE PERSONALITY
If the scene wasn't so sad, I'm sure Kremy would be plundering the bronze toad for its money, bronze frog would be EMPTIED fr fr
I wonder what the rubix cube Frost got does (I don't care what Nikki says, it's a rubix cube to me)
I find it extremely sus that Twig died in the room with “Child sized coffins" in it, like was she always meant to die and the party just got too attached or what?
Torbek apologizing for not fighting good enough WHEN HE LITERALLY ALMOST DIED is so sad, leave my favorite pathetic cat man alone >:(
TORBEKS WOUNDS LOOKING WORSE BECAUSE HE TRIED USING HIS WITCHLIGHT. ANDY I'M GOING TO HURT YOU /J, LEAVE MY BESTIE ALONE (T-T)
“I just wanna bring her back, not for me but for you" The " Ironic” husbands strike again, love my dad's so much
Gideon telling Torbek to his face that he doesn't care if he dies is so funny for some reason but also I WOULD CARE GIDEON, I WOULD CARE SO MUCH!
THE DRAWING LABELED “MY FAMILY" WHY NIKKI? WHYYYYYYYY??? (T-T)
Torbek with Mr. Moony the puppet is so funny, him puppeteering it is very appreciated during these sad moments
When they talk about their dice rolls in their characters voices all i can imagine is the actual characters being forced to roll dice for their actions
OH FUCK, BAVLORNA CAUGHT US STEALING HER SHIT :O
"Please don't make Hootsie an orphan" "WATTA DO, MRS. BLIGHTSTRAW?" Two types of people fr fr
Gideon is so damn angry about Twig dying
They are all so dumb but i love these goofy bitches
Bavlorna is so gross, we love a manic pixie dream girl! /j
"OH HELL YEAH, COOKIES!" -My S/I (9 intelligence frfr)
"You would make a great coat!" OH HELL NAH, BAVLORNA IS DYING IF SHE MESSES WITH MY HOMIE TORBEK
BEEZLEBERRY COOKIES YESSS
What is it with the hags and acting like grandmas? "Granny Nightshade"? "Mommy Lorna"?
Torbek drinking trash water and Frost getting hairballs XD
Torbek definitely does single white guy cooking, bro will eat anything fr fr
Torbek's animal impressions are spot on /j
"YOU WANT ME TO USE HER MOUTH LIKE A DAMN NUTCRACKER?" - Gideon calmly asked /j
Husband fight, couples therapy imminent
If Bavlorna was good and not batshit crazy, she'd definitely be someone who I could see adopting Torbek or my S/I.
SCABATHA >:( /THREATENINGLY
Big-brimmed hat darkling mommy /j
YOOOO NAT 20 FOR GRICKO ON INSIGHT, LESSS GOOOOO
Oh fuck, accidental murder????
MORE COOKIES FOR TORBEK AND I POGGG, Besties share a sweet tooth
Earl grey tea and beezleberry cookies sound so good right now fr fr
Torbek please don't make a deal with Bavlorna
OH FUCK, ACCIDENTAL MURDER!!!
Gideon spinning his cup counterclockwise in anger is going to kill the party
KREMY IS DEFINITELY GOING TO KILL THE PARTY BY MENTIONING THE BOOK
"We don't talk about the fourth sister" I SWEAR TO THE GODS IF IT'S ZYBILNA I AM GOING TO SCREAM FR FR
It's so sus that the FROG hag doesn't own the FROG bag of holding, i don't think Bavlorna is telling the truth
TASHA? LIKE TASHA'S HIDEOUS LAUGHTER?? OMFG MY S/I HAS THAT SPELLS!!
Fribblefrabble grizzlegrazzle comeback :D love it when they callback to previous jokes!
Gricko... That was a robot of Tasha, not the actual lady
Receiving your older sister's taxidermied corpse as a gift is so morbid what da hell Bavlorna
"You're clearly the good sister" KREMY SHE JUST SAID SHE WAS GONNA TAXIDERMY A CORPSE AND GIVE IT AS A GIFT
TWIG IS BACK!!! YESSSSS
OH FUCK SHE'S BLIND NOW, THE BLUE ROSES BLINDED HER
Is... Is she blind?? Bro idk
"She's rigt behind me isn't she" moment from every movie ever /j
Sea cucumber Robert rectangle pants returns!!
Once Upon a Witchlight's catchphrase is "From a certain point of view"
"Torbek, have another cookie" WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE EVIL, I WANT A NICE COOKIE GRANDMA SO BADLY (I may do something with her in my S/I's backstory)
FROST NOOOO, DON'T FLIRT WITH BAVLORNA
"Torbek has sticky fingers" YEAH I WONDER WHY, "ALLEGED" PUBLIC MASTERBAITER
PIERRE IS SO SAD AS A NPC, BRO GOT HIS FACE OBLITERATED AND IS NOW GONNA BE A SLAVE TO BAVLORNA
Gricko x Bloodytoes ship is sailing so hard this episode (Grickotoes? Bloodygrin?)
Torbek just absolutely not understanding Frost's telepathy is so good
LET MY BOY ENJOY HIS COOKIES FROST, HE DESERVES NICE THINGS
"Bodaicous T is saying no!" I love that nickname so much and am so glad it came back
"You're gonna be filled with regret if you make this deal" "BUT MAKING DEALS IS FUN!" MY ALLIGATOR DAD EVERYONE, DUMBASSNESS RUNS IN THE FAMILY I GUESS
Torbek has my same love for sweets, this is why he's my bestie
Twig is so cool, i will literally kill her insecurities
NOOOOO, NO MORE FROG LICKIN??? (T-T)
TWIG TOADSPRING? HER FULL NAME??
WE ARE A BIG FAMILY YESSSSSS!!!
Gideon always forget Torbek and it's so funny!!! Huge ass bugbear and he's always forgot about
"Smells like shit, TORBEK!" OMFG DYING
"Not only can't I smell but I also can't SHI-" TWIG NOOOOO
BLOODYTOES X GRICKO IS 100% BUILT ON VIOLENCE, GIRLBOSS AND HER MALEWIFE FR FR
Pierre is so fucked
"Are there any burritos here?" FROST OMFG
Bloodytoes being so unbelievably unhelpful is so funny
Torbek is always hungry and I headcanon it's because of the witchlight
When will Frost meet his beloved swam boat again /j
Please still have pigtunia!!! I love that pig!!!
STOP TRYING TO KILL THE WILDLIFE KREMY
NOOOO JEREMY!!!
NAT 20 FROM TWIG TO KILL JEREMY OMFG
"No one would marry that FUCK, HES A MEAN OL BASTARD!" Reanimated Twig is a badass
STUFFED PIGTUNIA OMG SO CUTE!!!!
SOMEONE FINISHED THIS MODULE IN 5 SESSIONS???? HOW???
We love Snail no. 2 in this house
Killing Pierre at this point is a gift to him
Pierre killing montage with Gricko on a popsicle Sugar high
"We can go to Wendy's" "WENDY'S NUTS!" My S/I and Gricko would definitely collab on deez nuts jokes bc of Gricko's curse
WE GOT THE INN AT THE END OF THE ROAD BACK, YESSSSS
SUN AND MOON COUPLE, MR. MOONY?? (Also my favorite ship type)
WE'RE ALL MUSHROOM PEOPLE NOW AND LEVEL 5 YESSSSSSSS
#self ship#self shipping#self ship stuff#self insert#a family an be a bunch of criminals and their adopted satyr child
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Once Upon a Witchlight: Episode 41 (Spoilers Ahead!!)
shorter than normal cause I know this episode is ROUGH
TORBEK AND GRICKO ALMOST DYING PLUS TWIG ACTUALLY DYING OMFG NOOOO (T-T)
GIDEON IM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS, NIKKI HOW COULD YOU KILL OFF TWIGSY????
Also I love how these episodes can be batshit crazy one second than SO DAMN SAD the next, great storytelling ya goofy bitches (ALSO TORBEK LORE??? DOES TORBEK HAVE AN ACTUAL FAMILY????)
"IT WAS ONLY HER FIRST ADVENTURE!" "Not everybody survives their first adventure."
My S/I would be in a WRECK after the events of this episode, losing a sister and almost losing your best friend would make them fall to the ground SOBBING (These dudes need better healing than banayas fr fr) Like maybe my S/I blames themselves for Torbek almost dying because "I should've healed more!" or blames themselves for Twig's death because "I should've been watching her!"
All n all, very sad episode and I can't wait to watch episode 42!
I'm trying to speedrun watching the episodes so I can watch them live :)
#self ship#self shipping#self ship stuff#self ship community#a family an be a bunch of criminals and their adopted satyr child
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When the Torbek plushie drops I will NOT be sane about it, like that dude is coming EVERYWHERE with me
He's gonna be my passenger princess and my backpack buddy for the end of time
#Torbek is so babygirl#i need to squeeze him#i love him so much#A family can be a bunch of criminals and their adopted satyr child#legends of avantris
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OUAW BINGO!
Saw that this is a trend going around and decided to throw my metaphorical hat into the ring lol
(Thanks @gh0stseeker and @evelyn-onfire for showing up in my feed with their own versions, literally wouldn't have known about this otherwise lol)
Torbek:
Kremy:
Gideon:
Frost:
Gricko:
And heres the blank version in case anyone else wants to do it! :D
#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#a family can be a bunch of criminals and their adopted satyr child#the cal zone
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Watching episode 39 of Once Upon A Witchlight (Spoilers warning!)
This podcast is so found family coded for me and I'm definitely gonna start writing down moments I liked to share here with y'all! I already got episode 40 done too so be on the lookout for that post after this one uwu
@cafekitsune made these awesome dividers, I'm gonna start using them for style!
Bloodytoes flirting with Gricko because of their shared hatred of the lornlings gives me "really? In front of my salad?" Vibes but the salad is hootsie
Mikey not blinking for the entire opening was very scary and also worrying because how the hell can he do that??? And it just made me wonder if Gricko could do that also
When Torbek is eating the feathers and plucking the vultures, I can imagine my self insert just giving him MORE feathers to eat because "I can't tell if this is a bugbear thing or a Torbek thing but if it makes him happy :) "
Andy and Mikey talking joking about Frost having rizz and also being an incel with a fedora was so good. I can't believe my AroAce (Headcanon) brother has more rizz than me >:(
Derek jokingly telling Nikki her heartbeat sounds aren't good enough and he should do them which makes her kill frost with a sharp pot lid “my fucking rest of my body!" Was so damn funny
Sea cucumber robert rectangle trousers ice pops (Spongebob Squarepants) I love it when Gricko makes unofficial names for random things haha!!
“You feel frost filling your mouth" NOT THE FIRST TIME, PROBABLY WON'T BE THE LAST!!!
The group really wanting to leave Gricko for dead in the meat locker because his stupid ass really wanted the heart in the box
Hootsie biting off Gideon's nipple so hard that it gushes blood and B-Toes looking happy about it. Hootsie just was protecting her Papa!!
Mending is Frost's signature spell at this point I swear to the gods
“Male satyr dangling his, dangling his hooves” BAD PLACE TO STUTTER NIKKI!!
Gideon's rage code word being bitch is never NOT funny to me
Torbek FINALLY using one of his dimension doors from back when they fought the rabbits to save the satyr is so nice (like what if he did it cause he thought maybe the satyr was related to my self insert?) Also did they retcon him eating the second one or what cause apparently he has another but when Andy was absent, Nikki made Torbek eat it and fall unconscious
The satyrs name is Vancele (vawn-cell) and he is HUNG (and maybe related to my self insert but probably not) Also just in general I love it when the group runs into satyrs because it shows that there is a good possibility that my character COULD be canon! And it's just funny to imagine my amnesiac satyr seeing another one and being like "Are we related??"
Gideon comforting his upset husband about his missing hat is so damn cute, I love my dads so much
Gricko being terrible at lying is such a Gricko thing
Torbek being fancy with his new +1 luck rose! So glad he got something good, my bestie deserves it!!
Every time Gricko says “those FUCKERS" I die out laughing because of how unnaturally pissed off he is
Frost being the most accidentally horniest dude on the team AND the most badass with his meta magic is so cool “I will do them both, I'm very flexible" My brother got RIZZ!!
#a family can be a bunch of criminals and their adopted satyr child#self ship#self ship stuff#self shipping#self ship community#self insert#canon can suck my metaphorical dick
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HOLY SHIT ANOTHER ONCE UPON A WITCHLIGHT SELF-SHIPPER??? OMG HIIIIIIIII IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU I'M SO EXCITED TO FIND ANOTHER ONE :DDDDDDD
I've seen some of the tags, is the entire party your dads? You Are My Dad, You're My Dad, Boogie Woogie Oogie? pls tell me all about it, i'm loving it already /nf
-@selinas-ships
OMG HIIIII!!!!
I DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE WHO SELF SHIPPED WITH ANYONE FROM ONCE UPON A WITCHLIGHT!!!
The whole party is my found family!! Kremy and Gideon are my two dads (I call em Papa Kremy/Mr. Kremy and Gidadeon or just Dad for short lmao), Frosty and I have an older brother dynamic, Gricko is my cool uncle and hootsie and I have a niece/younger sister dynamic!! Torbek doesn't really have a familial term related to him but he's my BESTIE, LIKE MY FAVORITE DUDE FOR REAL FOR REAL!! If I had to categorize him, it would be very much be a "Two siblings attached at the hip" dynamic as we're always close together when the party is adventuring. Twig is a bit harder to pinpoint but I do really like her character!
I love my family and I would literally die for all of them (And I probably have gotten close with their track record of atleast one person going unconscious during a fight lmaooooo)
Thanks for the ask! I'd LOVE to hear about your OUAW self ship sometime!!!
@selinas-ships
#thanks for the ask!#I'm honestly so excited to meet you!!!#self ship#self shipping#self ship community#a family can be a bunch of criminals and their adopted satyr child
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Once Upon a Witchlight: Episode 50 (SPOILERS AHEAD)
I'm so sad that I have to wait now for the next episode, how will I survive without my goofy bitches found family???
Sorry that this one's extra long, I added in some pre and post episode comments uwu
Final episode before I have to wait :(
OOOOOO FANART INTRO!!!!!
THE GANG AS POKEMON OMG YES!!!!
Are they gonna be streaming on Youtube now or was this a one time thing? (I hope they stream on youtube)
I want to join the Discord so badly but my social anxiety won’t let me :(
Derek is back! Frost must’ve got over his IBS!
Soundboard noises (Of course Derek does the best one lmao)
I love all the funny noises and voices they do, I wish I was as vocally talented as them
YOOOOOO, THEY’RE GUESTS AT PAX!!! SO PROUD OF THEM, WISH I COULD GO
Mikey’s sweater looks so soft, I wonder where he got it (I fuckin LOVE sweaters fr fr)
The ring of chaos one-shot was so good, I love Joetetee and wish he could come back
Mikey gaslighting people with a FNAF reference is so damn funny, he truly is a gaslight girlboss while Torbek is a girlfailure
I WOULD TOTALLY WATCH A MUPPET MOVIE WITH THEM, I FUCKIN LOVE THE MUPPETS
Mikey says “Here we go” when Rich mentions the muppet movies like my friends when I gush over my hyperfixations lmao, Rich definitely has talked about this before ALSO FUCK U DISNEY FOR STOPPING THE MUPPETS FROM MAKING MORE MOVIES, THOSE ARE COMEDY GOLD
I’m glad they all switch positions and don’t make one person a perma-DM :)
I actually have a bugbear character from waaay back in 2018 so if Torbek makes the race popular I’d be VERY appreciative. They’re one of my favorite races along with satyrs fr fr
“Torbek’s bringing sexy back” HAHA
DEREK IS FULL-TIME AVANTRIS, DOES THIS MEAN ALL 6 OF EM WORK FOR AVANTRIS AND WON’T MISS A SESSION ANYMORE?? FROST CAN FINALLY HAVE A GUYS NIGHT!!!
Twin dads with man buns /j
Mikey keeps using his Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss actions to get more people to watch the ring of chaos one shot, very funny :)
Derek is a #gamer fr fr
“Derek is bussing fr fr”
Grinko Gladfrown, Mourning Font, Krepe Lacroix, Thorbek and Giddyon Charcoal /j
Andy doing his dancy dance in the background is so gender fr fr
I love these goofy bitches, they’ve spent hour doing NOTHING but I don’t mind cause they’re hilarious
I would love a studio tour, their cables probably look like spaghetti but their knick knacks are probably so poggers looking
I CAN WATCH THEM AT PAX ON TWITCH ON THE 1ST??? YOOOOOOOOOO I CAN’T WAIT!!!!!
Rich SHOULD DM someday, I bet he’d do a great job
Finally we’re getting bean footage after an hour of jokes but I honestly wouldn’t care if they made a 4 hour video of just them fuckin around
We finally met Will and he’s got a knife! “What do you have?” “A KNIFE!” “NOOO”
OH SHIT, HE CALLED KREMY A CROC
Favorite comment: “forgot how much I love torbek, he's like a wet cat that has alcohol poisoning”
All the little “Friend on the other side” References Kremy does just strengthens my belief that he’s based off the movie
Emergency broadcast: Five fully grown men are arguing with a literal child
Carnival Lecroux need a swear jar fr fr /j
“We could totally murder a horde of kids” FROSTY WTF???
Frost “flossing” and Kremy + Gricko talking about VBucks is so damn funny, more interactions for my Actor AU fr fr /j
MIKEY ACTUALLY GOT A HAT FOR WHEN GRICKO DOES THE 45 DEGREE BODY TILT OMFG
“You can call me Morning Floss!” “I wish I was dead!” SAME KREMY, SAME
“All of you are so damn embarrassing, you’re lucky I love y’all” - My S/I with their head in their hands
KREMY NO, DON’T OFFER KIDS ALCOHOL!!!!
Kremy and Gideon spiking their Sierra Mountain Mist is so canon. My S/I would totally try to drink with them but be absolutely disgusted at the mixture
Kremy and Gideon are drunk lmao
“FR FR, THIS DRINK BE SKIBIDI PHANTOM TAX ON GOD!” WHAT???? I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR SKIBIDI AND PHANTOM TAX, IS GRICKO DRUNK TOO???? “This ain’t no Ohio drink. You a straight rizzler fr fr, giving me this skibidi drink” GRICKO PLEASE, STOP!!!
“We don’t know what children like, we ran a carnival” HAHA, GOOD ONE FROSTY
These dudes should never interact with children /j
“Y’all’re so weak lmao, straight up unpogger girlfailures. You definitely let people diss your fly girls” - My S/I messing with them because they’re a gremlin
“We’re both trying to protect our found family” HE SAID THE THING OMFG, KREMY SAID THE THING!!!!! MY S/I WOULD BE SO FUCKIN HAPPY TO KNOW THAT THEIR DAD ACTUALLY SEES THEM AS FAMILY!!!
IS MORNING MIST POISON??? ARE WE GONNA DIE????
These fuckers got a whole side campaign of quests to do /j
Wouldn’t Bavlorna’s place be better than Yon? She’s the one that likes children after all
“What is gyatt? What is amogus?” Hootsie and I are very much in the cringe zone as the only two party members young enough to understand the slang Gricko is using
TORBEK IS CURSED TO BE A(R/U)TISTIC!! (We would draw pictures together fr fr uwu)
Gideon is a coward, he’s turned into Torbek! /j
Kremy is a kleptomaniac (So basically the same lmao)
Rich with the 80’s rad hat is so funny for some reason??
Frost is forced to confess to doing bad things even if he has to lie about em (He’s a masochist lmao)
Gricko is magnetic and got stuck to Torbek’s back HAHA
Gideon’s a cowardly vampire LMAO
“DON’T CUT GRICKO’S THROAT, TORBEK’S NOT DONE DRAWING HIM YET” HAHAHAHAHA
Why are they always trying to kill Gricko??? It’s funny but weird
WERE-GATOR KREMY RETURNS!!!!!
New favorite comments: “Werewolf thief and a cowardly vampire, what a pair” and “Avantris News: Four adult men sacrifice a green child to appease child gods”
NAT 20 TO ATTACK TORBEK FROM KREMY BUT NIKKIE DREADED IT
My S/I would be so confused at this chaos, I’d probably over with Hootsie and Juniper knitting because they don’t drink soda or alcohol (Based off myself irl)
“These fucking dumbasses, they’re lucky I’m sane in these moments” - My S/I
So excited to see Torbek’s masterpiece
Carnivale lecroux is spelled the fancy way, makes sense for someone like Kremy to spell his business like that (I’ll probably forget and still spell it carnival tho)
I love just listening to them talk about movies with each other, it's really nice :)
Nikkie hoarding mementos from witchlight behind the DM screen is so sweet!
UNICORN OUTFIT FOR KREMY?????
HAHA KREMY GOT THROWN OUT OF LITTLE OAK
GRICKO, STOP DRINKING THE POOP WATER!!!!
When TORBEK is disgusted by you, you know you fucked up!!
Oh thank the gods, it was a prank by will
CANDY??? TORBEK AND I WANT CANDY!!!!!
Besties who share a sweet tooth and trauma/abandonment issues stay besties forever
“The water in the pool does more than just quench your thirst!” “NOT ANYMORE” Gideon/Torbek unison joke!!!
I love Nikkie and her horde of dolls :)
“I also agree with Torbek, we need to kill that bitch of a hag!” - My S/I
TELL US THE STORY ABOUT THE WENDY’S BATHROOM WHEN Y'ALL WENT TO GENCON
Gricko got the diarrhea this episode lmao
“Fill up squirt” sounds so suggestive
Empty capri sun Gricko is so funny
DISPLACER BEAST KITTY!!!!! YES!!!!!
How many days/nights have these guys been in Prismeer? 4? 5? 6? (The only times I remember them sleeping is: Night at the inn, Frog palace, Mushroom forest high, Pixie camp sleepover, Jabberwock death and now here at little oak)
If Torbek was gone for an hour and that was five years, most of these kid’s parents probably don’t even realize they’ve been kidnapped and are missing
It’s canon to me that my S/I and Torbek sleep on a pile on the floor like Gricko does with Hootsie (Besties with abandonment issues and a love of physical affection uwu)
Who the hell names their kids Bongo and Flute???
My S/I Canonically knows Goblin but I feel like they wouldn’t tell Gricko or Torbek cause they like to eavesdrop in those two’s dumbass conversations lmao
BONGOLLOMEW??????
“Skibidi on god” “fr fr no cap” “BUSSIN!!” I’ve changed my mind, I hate these people /j
DO I ACTUALLY GET TO LISTEN TO AVANTRIS AND CHILL??? POGGGGERS!!!
Gricko turns into a milkshake via Frosty’s mage hand /j
THEY ORDERED $400 WORTH OF PIZZA FOR THE RING OF CHAOS ONE SHOT???? THATS SO FUCKIN MUCH, MACE!
Nikkie loves Fortnite and that makes me happy bc I like Fortnite
Thank you Derek for teaching me waterdrop and breaking nose sound effect :)
#self ship#self shipping#self ship stuff#self ship community#self insert#*cries so hard*#a family can be a bunch of criminals and their adopted satyr child
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You know you think about someone when you start copying their speech patterns.
I was at a doctor's appointment and then whole time she was explaining stuff I kept going "Okay" like Gricko does, didn't even realize I was doing it until halfway through the appointment 😔
My brain has been permanently altered by found family goofy bitches
#Next I'm gonna start introducing myself with “Watta do” like Papa Kremy /j#goofy bitches#a family can be a bunch of criminals and their adopted satyr child#self ship#self shipping#self ship stuff
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Making a playlist for my OUAW self-insert, give it a listen if ya wanna :)
#the cal zone#self ship#self shipping#self ship stuff#self insert#a family can be a bunch of criminals and their adopted satyr child#spotify playlist#spotify#Spotify
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I miss my family :(
It's yearning hours fam and I'm all out of hours
I just wanna listen to my dads while Uncle Gricko does a stupid bit and Frosty tries not to strangle him
I wanna make some Grums with Papa Kremy before curling up with Torbek as we read a book with eachother before falling asleep in a big furry pile on the floor like usual
I wanna taunt my fire dad by helping Uncle Gricko finish his Deez nuts jokes
I miss my family ;-;
#the cal zone#self ship#*cries so hard*#a family can be a bunch of criminals and their adopted satyr child
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Funny thought:
That "Fuck it's in Korean!" Meme but instead it's Gideon and my S/I and instead of Korean, it's Slyvan
Like in canon none of those dudes know Sylvan and with the meme being about people singing karaoke it just reminded me of my S/I
#self ship#self shipping#self ship stuff#self insert#a family can be a bunch of criminals and their adopted satyr child
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Once Upon a Witchlight: Episode 49 (SPOILERS AHEAD)
I'm not prepared for having to wait for these episodes, watching episode 50 will BREAK me fr fr because I love these goofy bitches so much
No Derek/Frosty in this episode :(
Kremy singing to the unicorn is so sweet!!
Mikey does a really good Frost impression
I feel really bad for the unicorn :(
The newest party “Grinko, Steve, Frank, Gideon and Kevin” /j
Please give Kremy a unicorn named Mia
“We’re all just pawns on the chess board of life” I love it when Torbek gets philosophical, its so funny fr fr
Gideon saying he's only accidentally killed five clowns is really funny lmao
THE SMART UNICORN DOESN'T KNOW WHO THE KING OF HEARTS IS, HE'S SO SUS!!!
ALSO THEY CONFIRMED MY THEORY THAT ZYBILNA IS TASHA FROM TASHA’S HIDEOUS LAUGHTER
KREMY STOP CURSING IN FRONT OF THE UNICORN, SHE ASKED YA NICELY
“I’m not a bard, you see me wearin fluffy pantaloons and a ridiculous instrument I strum around with and a crazy hat?” WOW, RUDE GIDEON! I’M LITERALLY RIGHT HERE AND YOU’RE INSULTING MY CLASS
I DON'T SAY HEYNINNY HEYNINNYHO EVER, STOP BULLYING ME >:( I'M JUST A BARD!!!
Gideon bullies his adopted satyr child (canon) /j
I swear to the gods, if Twig’s patron is the Baba Yaga I’m gonna scream. I love folktales and mythology
It makes sense cause they both have houses with feet and it would be so funny if Twig’s patron is the BBEG
Oil can named Squirt HAHAHAHA
The peter pan reference was hard to understand but funny
GUYS NIGHT!!! (With my S/I!!)
BUTTERFLY BARD!!!!! BARD BESTIES!!!!!!
I LOVE THE BUTTERFLY BARD
Mia and Jeff!!!
This butterfly bard is so weird, stop speaking in rhymes I can't understand anything you're saying!!
I love it when Torbek tries to be artistic or acts more artistically inclined than he actually is, makes me think that my S/I’s artistic nature is rubbing off on him uwu (Two a((r/u))tistic besties!! /j)
Torbek being absolutely terrified of hippos is so damn funny
NO GIDEON, DON'T FIGHT A HIPPO!!
“Gricko, what the fuck is a lion king and a SNES???” - My S/I (Gricko breaking the fourth wall is so damn funny to me, bro is an eldritch god fr fr /j)
Grinko grimgrin :)
STOP RHYMING, YOU'RE CONFUSING THE HIMBOS!!
If Gricko multiclasses into Bard, I would be very happy fr fr. That dude is always singing or making song references
OH GODS THE BUTTERFLY GOT US LOST
My headcanon is the reason my S/I doesn’t participate in the conversations is cause they're busy knitting while riding on Hootsie
Nikkie’s goat plush is so cute!!
OH NO, AN OLD LADY HAS FALLEN!! SHE NEEDS LIFE ALERT!!
I bet she’s a hag tbh
Gricko has a foot fetish /j
I may have Baldur's Gate 3 on the brain but AUNTIE ETHEL??? LIKE THE FUCKIN HAG FROM THAT GAME????? WAS I RIGHT???
Aw, she’s a widow :(
KREMY NOOOOOO, DON’T GIVE THE OLD LADY CURSED FEY COINS!!!!
NIKKIE TOTALLY SHIPS GIDEON X KREMY “You look to Gideon and think about what you would do if Gideon were to pass away suddenly” “you don't have to call me out like that!” I LOVE MY DADS >:3
RUFIOH FEYWILD CHILD WITH A WOODEN SWORD, IS THIS WILL OF THE FEYWILD??
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Once Upon a Witchlight: Episode 48 (SPOILERS AHEAD)
OH NO, THE SPIRITS OF THE PEOPLE WE’VE WRONGED ARE COMING TO HAUNT US CAUSE WE TOOK THE GOLD
AGDON, PEIRRE, THE HONK LEGION, UNCLE GLORBO AND THE GUARDS FROSTY KILLED ARE ALL ATTACKING THEM
Although this brings up a question, what would my S/I’s spirit be? Their scorned admirers from their past? Someone they’ve killed during the adventure? I’m not sure
Mikey flipping off the camera is so damn funny
ANDY WHHHHHHHYYYYYYY, DON’T MAKE MY BESTIE CRY!!!!
Frost has incontinence and Torbek is eating rubber hoses again, ah the good ol days :)
“Torbek agrees that we should knock someone out” “Are you volunteering yourself?” HAHA
Frost shit himself lmao
Gricko gets beat up by Gideon AGAIN
Even while shitting himself, Frost is trying to bang wives and use his rizz
They’re gonna call the king of hearts and I am NOT happy about it, I fuckin hate that guy
I love that they’re doing EVERYTHING and ANYTHING to get rid of the shadows and Frost’s diarrhea
These dudes are so fuckin stupid, I love them
“These are the people I associate with, this is my family” (My S/I is very done with this situation)
“Are you in certain peril?” From a certain point of view” HAHA, TORBEK SAID THE CATCHPHRASE
EAT THE DAMN CHEESE FROST
I love the carlfish
Kremy and his love of unicorns :3
Kremy finally gets to meet a unicorn!! :D
“Unicorns only like virgins” ”YOU'VE BEEN TRAINING YOUR WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS FROSTY!” BUUUUUUUURN
#self ship#self shipping#self ship stuff#self ship community#self insert#canon can suck my metaphorical dick#a family can be a bunch of criminals and their adopted satyr child
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Once Upon a Witchlight: Episode 47 (SPOILERS AHEAD)
We’re on a red and white checkerboard??
Blonde elven boy?? Is this the prince that Morgana likes?
Old lady with metal teeth??? Grandma??
Three pieces of a sword going into different time zones and cauldrons, the hags??
We’re alive!!! In a mushroom circle on a bed of roses in the shape of a heart?? THE KING OF HEARTS??
“Fellas? Gid?” The fact that he called for Gideon specifically makes me ship my dads so much!!
I would definitely be crying when I woke up, just happy to see my family again
I’m calling it, the white queen is either the Mama Hag or Zybilna and He’s not telling the party the whole truth
This is all so damn weird, like was all of the last few episodes a dream or was it real???
Alegeorgie and symbologie are my two favorite new words
JINGLE JANGLE?? NOOOOOO
Alegeorgeical lmao
EEEEWWWW, BITING INTO A ICE CREAM WITH METAL TEETH. WTF MIKEY???
YOOOOO, IS MY THEORY ABOUT THE KING BEING THE DUDE THAT HURT TORBEK GONNA BE CANON?
So I think: Zybilna and the king are secretly evil/ were evil at one point and that they're not telling the group the whole truth
👉🏻👈🏻 Mace doing the finger touchys is so funny, Gideon WOULD seek out the monster that just killed em all for a rematch
“WOULD YA KINDLY SHUT THE FUCK UP?” Omfg Kremy is PISSED at Gricko for teasing Gideon
NAT 20 FROM GRICKO BUT NIKKIE DREADED IT
YAY WAFFLES!!! I LOVE WAFFLES!!!
JAKE LONG THE AMERICAN DRAGON REFERENCE YESSSS, I LOVED THAT SHOW
Gricko helping the adult owlbear is so cute, I hope they take it with them as Hootsie’s mum
Red panda hootsie uwu
Is the owlbear named Juniper? That's so cute!!
“JUNIPER BERRYDIS NUTS IN YOUR FACE!!!” *Gricko and I high-five*
Tallman
OH FUCK, A SYRINGE FULL OF WITCHLIGHT
Hootsie driving the caravan!!!
Please don't inject yourselves with the syringe
“I crush its mind” FROSTY WHAT THE FUCK
Torbek’s favorite movie is mean girls and I LOVE that about him
NATTY 20 FOR STEALING FROM AN OLD MAN FOR TORBEK, PROUD OF YOU BESTIE!!
“I'm starting to feel a little guilty” “What's that like?” GIDEON BURNS FROST /J
Kremy is getting greedy, they’re gonna get in a fight I swear
NATTY 20 FOR GRICKO!!!!
My S/I would probably want to stop after the initial 100,000,00 gold they got but wouldn't stop cause they want Kremy to be proud of them
I love Andy and his Torbek faces, they’re so silly fr fr
OH NOOOOOO, A FUCKING CLOWN EPISODE????
AND WE’RE ENCUMBERED???
#self ship#self shipping#self ship stuff#self insert#a family can be a bunch of criminals and their adopted satyr child
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Once Upon a Witchlight: Episode 46 (SPOILERS AHEAD)
This episode was SO DAMN ROUGH, BE WARNED GUYS!!
LITERALLY ALMOST CRIED FROM IT FR FR
I'M NEVER GOING TO EMOTIONALLY RECOVER
OH NO, TECHNICAL ISSUES WITH THE BEAN FOOTAGE
Haha Andy and Gary Goodberry! Yes!!
ANDY GOT ROASTED BY GARY
Gary has had four wives confirmed /j
Andy is so gender, like bro give me some fr fr
Hootsie plush is so cute
Andy get off ya phone, Nikkie is DMing /j
Blue roses? Like the ones in Twig’s eyes?
OH FUCK, THERES A JABBERWOCK STATUE
Blue and red roses mixing together? I wonder what that's for
Jabberwocky vs Jabberwock debate, personally I don't care which they say cause it's literally a one letter difference.
These dudes can do either so much in one in-game day or absolutely nothing in one in-game day, no in-between lmao.
“Torbek feels bad about eating all those cookies now” Bro don’t feel bad, she practically force-fed ya like five of ‘em
I love Nikkie’s cool ass leather jacket this episode, girlboss fr fr
Torbek has IBS, that's totally something he'd have with how much of a garbage disposal he is, bro eats rubber hoses, feathers, dirt, literal trash water, basically anything he can get ahold of and expects nothing bad to happen
GRICKO STOP, IF TORBEK PUKES I'M GONNA PUKE FR FR (I HATE PUKING SOUNDS)
Frosty totally is a weird trick or treater, bro gets excited over black licorice and math
Old man frosty needs his glasses to read, such an old man
“This must be what Gricko feels like all the time” BUUUUURRRRRRNNNNN!!!!
Torbek can't read (T-T) I would definitely read to him :(
I bet money that the Vorpal sword is the one Skabatha wrote about in the wanted poster for that “Billy of the feywild” guy
WE NEED A HERSHEY PARK ONESHOT FR FR
Gideon being coaxed to try and rip the sword from the stone is so funny, i'm surprised they didn't call him a bitch lmao
Vandalizing private property is more important to Kremy then the multiple times they've ALL done indecent exposure
Father divorce arc 2: electric boogaloo /j
Torbek drinks water like a dog, bro just sticks his whole face in it
YOOOOOOOO NAT 20 FOR PULLING THE SWORD OUT OF THE FOUNTAIN YEEEEEES
My fire dad is so cool!!
“Im not afraid of this” Famous last words from Gricko considering what i’ve heard happens at the end of the episode
Torbek back at it again with the “alleged” public masturbation charges
Polycule watches Gideon masturbate and have done it before /j these dudes are so dumb, but I love em
My S/I would be grossed out at the idea though
Take “getting head” to a whole new level /j
Andy’s hair is so gender, I wish I had hair half as good as his fr fr
When they all started singing kiss from a rose I legitimately choked on my pomegranate seeds because it caught me so off guard
Gideon ranting about final fantasy is so funny because i can see my S/I being like “What the fuck are you talking about, Gid?”
ANOTHER NAT 20, GIDEON IS REALLY PUTTING THE FIRE IN FIRE GENASI THESE PAST FEW EPISODES
OH GOD, THE FOUNTAIN IS CUMMING ITSELF AFTER LOSING ITS HEAD
PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON GIDEON
“Help me guhlump” Suggestive Kremy + Gideon moment
ANOTHER NAT 20??????? OMFG
Richie doing the “Okay, Okay” to Nikkie is SO DAMN FUNNY, TWINS FR FR
Gricko chasing Torbek around with the Jabberwock head is so family coded
TRY PAINTING THE ROSE ON THE SWORD PURPLE FOR GODS SAKE
I love it when Torbek gets all smart and talks with big words
B&E is a family activity, They all take my S/I for their first crime and end up at an ice cream parlor
Gricko is a good dad, so supportive of Hootsie and all her stuff
Kingdom hearts reference yessss
Torbek once again references Agdon Longscarf again with the whole “Take it from Torbek, you can't get red out of blue” thing
Ooooo, who's the little girl???
SHE'S PLAYING WITH KNIGHTS MADE OF METAL, GLASS, WOOD, CLAY AND BONE!!! THAT'S THEIR THINGS FROM THE BEAN FOOTAGE!!!! ALSO SHE'S HAVING THEM FIGHT A STUFFED JABBERWOCK?? FORESHADOWING???
Ah yes Kremy, insult the mysterious child to her face
SHE'S SO CUTE, I LOVE MORGANA (Persona 5 reference???)
She’s sus tho, why is she in the desert??
Gricko… Hootsie would absolutely destroy the toys, don't let her play w them
Gideon being very brutal to the poor girl >:(
Her grandmother doesn't want her to see the prince anymore??? VERY SUS
Torbek making friends is nice :)
OH MY GOD SHE KILLED GIDEON, HE'S A MARIONETTE TOO
SHE TURNED TORBEK INTO WOODY, WE GOT TWO SOUTHERN MEN NOW
Keep the snake in your pants Torbek, please
OH GOD SHE’S TURNING EVERYONE INTO DIFFERENT THINGS
CHUCKLES IS BACK, YAAAAAAAAA YYY!!!!
Torbek stepped on his “snake” lmao
FROSTY’S A MIME YESS, TWO CLOWNS!! NOW ALL WE NEED IS KREMY TO BE SOMETHING AND THE WHOLE FAM WILL BE TRANSFORMED
Also my S/I would be freaking TF out about everyone being turned into weird things, like three seconds away from a mental breakdown freaked out
Derek is too good at being a mime, bro really has 100+ different skills
KREMY AND GRICKO, STOP BEING MEAN TO THE BABY GIRL
MACHO MAN GIDEON SAVAGE!!
TRANSFORM MY ALLIGATOR DAD MORGANA, MAKE HIM SUFFER
MR. POTATO HEAD KREMY WITH A BROOKLYN ACCENT LMAO
OH FUCK, SHE KILLED CHUCKLES
Kremy shitting out a new mustache and new top hat made me literally choke
PRINCESS GOBLINETTE!!!!
She's changing mime frost, i really liked that one
Torbek lost his damn snake omfg
If I was also changed, I’d want to be a squishmallow fr fr. I love those fuckin things
FROST IS A KEN DOLL, OMFG SHE'S HAD KENOUGH
YAY BRET’S BACK!!!!
“Let's find out, can you open your ass?” HHSHSHSHSAHAHAHAA YESSS
Bret’s house and Torbek’s “snake” is in Kremy’s house lmao
“It's hiiiiiiiiiiigh time we come up with a plan” OVERWATCH REFERENCE FROM TORBEK??
I love goblinette so much, mikey does such a funny girl voice
Twig has her eyes back!
“Whattya think fellas, we whack grandma?” MOBSTER POTATO KREMY LMAOOOOO
Has Twig always been a puppet??? Or is Morgana just being a lil silly and thinking OUR Twig is HER Twig cause she’s a BROWNIE!!
Gideon and Torbek immediately trying to summon Bullyjugs is so damn funny, fuckin pervs! /j
Torbek being shoulder deep in Kremy’s ass lmao “There ain't no eyeballs in this ass!”
Chaotic polycule fr fr, I love these goofy bitches
IS MORGANA TASHA? NIKKIE SAID “You cannot see that boy anymore Ta- I mean Morgana, you cannot see him!” AND SHE HAS SISTERS LIKE THE FOUR HAGS AND IS THE BABY!!
I really like cowboy Torbek, He is very funny and the accent is really nice
TWIG IS A PERSON, NOBODY OWNS HER >:(
YAY, TWIG IS COMING WITH DA PARTY!
“Make like a tree and get da fuck out of here” HA
OH FUCK, WE’RE IN AN HOURGLASS AND NIKKIE IS USING HER BAVLORNA VOICE (I don’t think its Bavlorna though) WE’RE GONNA GET CRUSHED BY SAND
OH FUCK, THE JABBERWOCK
The Jabberwock figure looks so cool!!!! Whoever painted it did a really good job
NATURAL 20 FOR INITIATIVE FROM GIDEON!! SOMEBODY CHECK HIS DICE FR FR /J
“I'm last with a 13” Nah Andy, I rolled a damn 12 with a +0 so I’M last (I like to roll for shits n giggles uwu)
NAT 20 FOR KREMY ON A DEX SAVE AGAINST THE JABBERWOCK (I rolled a 16)
HOOTSIE GOT A NAT 20 TOO!!!!
38 POINTS OF DAMAGE TO ANYONE WHO GOT A 17 OR LESS??? BRO I’D ALREADY BE DEAD (My constitution is 17 with a modifier of +3, idk if I’d actually be dead but it would be hella funny to imagine I take one attack and boom I’m dead)
I think at max, I’d have 43 health so while alive I’d be VERY HURT (5 health remaining)
FROST AND I ARE ALREADY DEAD AND GRICKO IS CLOSE BEHIND, BRO WE’RE FUCKED
Why the hell does it want the chess pieces????
Good idea using cure wounds on Frost, he’s waaay too OP to let die.
Frost using magic circle on Fey creatures just gives me a funny/sad idea of since satyrs are technically fey creatures, my S/I being left for dead outside the circle with the Jabberwock by accident.
DAD N0000000, GIDEON DIED!!!
TWO AUTO DEATH FAILS FOR GID NOOOOOOO
*Ominous jazz starts playing* I love my alligator dad
“Come get me ya big bitch” Kremy protecting his family!!!
JDDJSJJSDDJ (T-T) TORBEK TRYING TO REASON WITH IT MAKES ME SO SAAAAAD, PROTECT THAT MAN AT ALL COST FR FR
GIDEON FUCKIN DIED
KREMY NOOOOOO, BOTH MY DADS AND I ARE DEAD
GRICKO IS TRYING TO SAVE HIS DAUGHTER AND TELLING HER TO RUN AHAHAAAAAAAA (T-T)
FROST TRYING TO STOP IT AND HE'S CRYING, THE MAN WHO NEVER SHOWS EMOTION IS CRYING
BEATING TORBEK WITH KREMY’S DEAD BODY, WHY NIKKIE WHY???
KREMY FUCKIN DIED, IM SO SAD
TORBEK IS TRYING TO GET GOREBEK OUT TO PROTECT HIS FAMILY, HAHASASHFKSHFN (T-T)
WE’RE ALL SO FUCKED MAN, SO DAMN FUCKED
TORBEK IS DEAD, NOOOOOOO MY GIRLFAILURE BESTIE!!!!
“Torbek burbled in his pants” “I heard they do that” ANDY, GIDEON STOP TALKIN BOUT DEAD PEOPLE SHITTING THEMSELVES
DON’T YOU DARE KILL HOOTSIE NIKKIE, I SWEAR TO THE GODS
GRICKO GOT A NAT 20 BUT NIKKIE DREADED IT
HOOTSIE GOT A NAT 1 AND GOT FUCKIN KILLED, MY HEART NOOOOOO
WE’RE ALL SO DEAD
THE JABBERWOCK KILLED ALL OF US AND TOOK OUR COMMUNICATORS, WHAT A DICK
Nikkie is gonna rip Mace’s iPad in half haha /j
#self ship#self shipping#self ship stuff#self ship community#self insert#*cries so hard*#canon can suck my metaphorical dick#a family can be a bunch of criminals and their adopted satyr child
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Once Upon a Witchlight: Episode 45 (SPOILERS)
Oh no, a warning for graphic themes? If someone died im crying so hard
KEEP YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON TORBEK OR I SWEAR TO THE GODS
My S/I would be so happy to finally explore the material plane!!
Father twin giggle sesh :D
Kremy is going crazy again
When Torbek is worried about YOU, then you know you're acting crazy /j
Gideon and his old man glasses omfg, I love that image so much
“Empath” Gricko gives off astrology girl vibes and idk why
I WAS RIGHT, HE DID A GEMINI JOKE OMG
NAT 20 FOR GIDEON LETS GOOOOOOO
My S/I would be having so much trouble in the desert because of them never having experienced a dessert before and the whole satyr fur thing
My bestie, the eldritch abomination of a bugbear <3
Gricko getting the party into trouble against a desert hydra is so him coded, bro would get the group in trouble at a damn Wal-mart
ANOTHER NAT 20 FOR GIDEON, THAT HYDRA IS SO FUCKIN DEAD!!!
OMFG A THIRD NAT 20 FOR GIDEON!!!! THAT HYDRA IS GONNA BE MUSH!!! (Im stimming so hard right now, my hands are flying like crazy fr fr))
Mace has the same amount of object permanence as I do /j
OH FUCK, I HATE BUGS! KILL EM, KILL EM
I LOVE KREMY’S OMINOUS JAZZ AND NEON FORM :D
OOOOO NIKKIE GOT A NAT 20
What is with all these nat 20’s this episode, loaded dice? /j
Of course Gricko would try to befriend the monster
Mikey's dice bag being full of bananyas is so damn funny
ALCHEMIC WHAT? FLEASHLIGHTS??
NOOOOO, TORBEK GOT A NAT 20 TOO BUT NIKKIE DREADED HIM
WHAT? HUNGER OF HADAR??? KREMY IS OP AF
Hootsie is so smart to not deal w that bs fr fr
Kremy accidentally kills his teammates via mind fuckery /j
My S/I would be so confused during the hunger of hadar thing, they'd be screaming shit like: “IS THIS NORMAL IN THE MATERIAL PLANE, AND WHERE IN THE HELLS IS EVERYONE???”
All these dudes are so OP in their own ways but also complete idiots in others, I love them all so much
NOOOOOO GIDEON IS IN QUICKSAND
“That's from Agwe you dumb ugly bastard!” is a great like Gideon, good job
NAT 20 FOR TORBEK FINALLY!!!!! AND HE KILLED IT YEAHHHHHHHHHH
“Longscarfing it” is my new favorite thing
Fighting with an erection mention lmao XD
They're freaking out about Nikkie playing swamp music lmao
NOOOO DON'T AWAKEN GOREBEK
We love the swoose (Swan + Goose)
Also wasn't one of the cookies Bavlorna gave Torbek a swoose, and Nikkie is using the same accent for the swoose as she did Bavlorna
“Recount the tales to me x3, of a troubled past and what set you free” ARE WE GONNA GET SOME BACKSTORY ON THREE OF THE DUDES???? PLEASE LET ONE OF THEM BE TORBEK, BRO IS AN ENIGMA
GIDEON BEING KIDNAPPED AS A CHILD AWAY FROM HIS PAW IS SO SAAAAAAD, WE NEED TO REUNITE PAW COAL AND MY DAD TOGETHER AND HAVE A HAPPY FAMILY AGAIN (T-T)
“We hit rock bottom and picked up shovels” HAHAHA
I wonder what Andy’s theory is, My theory is that Zybilna is the fourth sister or at least connected to them in some way
#self ship#self shipping#self ship stuff#self ship community#self insert#canon can suck my metaphorical dick#a family can be a bunch of criminals and their adopted satyr child
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