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slut4sway · 1 year

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Anywherebound / Chapter VI: shot of holy water

You grow so fond of things meant to be free

What if letting go is what's killing me?

I've never felt this beat down before

Soon as I'm back up I'm coming back for more

And I hope you find whatever it is you need

Leave it behind, the wreckage of you and me

And I pray you go back to Oklahoma

So I can head back home and be the

Man that's never known ya

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tw : mentioned drug abuse, mentioned alcoholism. mentioned self harm

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trevor’s journal entry : i love you but you can go to hell. you probably like it better there anyway. with all those guys who thought they could have me, and all the hell you've put me through; the core of the earth would finally lay them down. it's pretty sure to say i'm tired of you.

6/4/23

2:12pm

They had good times yeah, but where will they go when the weed is all smoked? Where will they go if the pills run out? Where will they go when there's no more room on their skin for the blade and the ladders of scars? Where will they go when the liquor is all empty? Where will they be when the water rushes through? Where will they be when the white lines and little lies get ahold of them? Where would they go if they didn't pack up and leave?

If they chose to stay, maybe they'd be numb for a couple more days; but in the end, it always comes crashing down and they know they both can cause a pretty ugly wreck. For fuck's sake, Trevor is tired and dripping wet while he's doubled over on his hands and knees trying to breathe. He broke every part of him to hold Jamie through the shakes, but it's hard to keep afloat with his best friend... boyfriend..? It's hard to keep his head above the water when Jamie won't even swim. He's taking in all his share of water at godspeed. How could he even get to shore with Jamie if he won't drop him in the murky water and leave?

His heart was heavy on games and bullshit, especially the ones Jamie played; but he only has one and it's been shattered into a trillion pieces already. Why would he continue to throw it around? He finally brought up the strength to go, and now that his head is clearing up it's made it easier to realize. The haze no longer protected him from the truth. It wasn't a safe little corner he could sidestep into and avoid his problems anymore. For once in his life, Trevor was exposed. Now he's on the hunt for himself, just to chase his running soul down and catch it, to keep it right where it belongs.

No more blaming himself. Jamie was to blame. Jamie fucking Drysdale. It was partially him who dragged himself down with Jamie, and there was no denying that. He could have cut and run with the wind the second he had a doubt, but he didn't. Why? The reason is still something else he's on the hunt for.

He's loved drowning in Jamie for his entire life, but now he couldn't breathe. All the coke-talk was false and deceiving, and convinced him enough to stay through everything. Most definitely, it's a long and hateful road. Finally, he's gotten the feeling he needs to get his ass up and get home back to his warm bed to melt the frost Jamie froze over him.

Isn't this what Trevor wanted? To get better? To break the cycle? Sometimes he should be careful what he should wish for, cause now he's staring death right in the face.

Where would this take him? It's unclear. Would he be six feet under with his obituary reading about how he was such a bright soul and didn't ever deserve to feel the need to cut his life so short?

Whatever they did, it was still the same. It didn't matter how they did it; because they just hurt themselves. Drink, slice, burn, cut, stab, slash, rip, snort, smoke, inject, or even fuck until they can't feel anything; it's the same. Exact. Thing. Self-harm. The internalized abuse they felt from one another was just released with endorphins every time they did these things, and guess it just gave them a feeling of release. Wash, rinse, repeat.

Everything was just an ocean. The cloudy depths of the Pacific, to be exact. No Hawaiian vacation sun, no California breeze, no west-coast summer; just clouds of acid rain which stung them every day when they finally found peace. It's hard to trust something ever gets better, since when it does it always is just a false sense of security that is deceiving and leads a person to become vulnerable for the Devil to come up and ruin them one more time.

Only a shot of holy water could fix that.

Instead of a shot of whiskey.

Jamie... he's.. well, Jamie. He wants so much, but mostly the boys he can't have. Boys full of longing and unrepaired hearts, boys who want him but he can't be good enough for them. In more ways than one, he's both types. From a different perspective, Trevor is the one who he wants but will never be good enough for him.

Jamie wants one boy, though. That's the one he would never get back.

And then there he was. The love of his life standing in front of him, bags packed and keys in hand.

It was he who suggested Trevor leave, so now why does he wanna take it all back?

''Don't you wish you could go back.. sometimes?'' Jamie sighed, his voice dripping like honey and his words held the weight and gravity to drag them both down to the floor and wind up a crying heap. Maybe, or maybe not.

''Mhm. A lot.'' Trying to remember what they were, Trevor just wishes he could go back home. Home used to be Jamie. But now home was just a house out east. Home was now a place away from home. Home was now a place where he could escape the stinging feeling of being in his presence, needing to leave to numb the pain again.

Every day was just another meaningless chore, and every night is just another nightingale song being belted out into the breeze. Just trying to remember where their bed wasn't pins and needles, and they were leaning on a tailgate and looking up at the stars. The sky is falling, and so the stars are coming down with it. Hopefully coming down from another high later was a way to silence the Devil weeping out to him, and maybe that high would come from a shot of holy water mixed with bitter liquor. He was a good guy, in the light of 8 years ago. Here, he's trying to remember who he was. And other times he was just trying to remember his name.

''I don't want you.. to leave. Please don't. I take it back, I take it all back!'' Jamie's eyes grew glassy with tears, and the hurt in his voice felt like death by a thousand cuts to Trevor.

''...I know, and- I don't want to either.''

''But what you said that one night was right, and it's the truth I don't wanna hear. Sure is the truth, though.'' Trevor held a straight face, even though he was burning out inside; ready to snuff and collapse like ash falling from a stick of incense.

Oh, how he could wish he could be breathing in sage and the calming herbs right now.

''Nobody could love you more than me. R-remember that for me?'' The boy's dark, messy tips of his hair grew damp from his tears. as Trevor stood in front of him in the doorway, burdened with the weight of his belongings and the weight of the moment.

''Yeah, James. I know. Don't need to remind me.'' The older boy's solemn tone killed Jamie even more but sedated him enough from the thought of Trevor knowing to be able to keep himself standing.

It takes a lot to know what someone's heart really needs, and even more to realize that love isn't what it's cut out to be. They'd been fighting for each other and each other for so long, so it would really suck to let it all go. Yet it's better to let it lie than hurt each other. It's getting hard now, so why won't they just stay and try to fix it? Besides, they could just say their ''I love you's'' until the leaving leaves.

If the leaving doesn't leave, they'll just make more promises they can't keep.

As always.

''God, I wish I could just like.. make it make sense to you that all this shit goin' on in my head- it makes it so hard I can't speak!'' His tears barely subsided as he said this, while Trevor just listened and sighed; seemingly unfazed.

''I know you try to be better, but it's hard to stay when we're yelling, ya know? And even now I just gotta walk away-''

''Leave knowing I'll love you more than you could ever know'' Jamie interrupted, crying as he collapsed into Trevor for what felt like the last time.

Trevor could act indifferent, cause he doesn't want to leave; though he needs to. Jamie even suggested it, so why is he crying? The truth is that truth hurts.

Truth be told, Trevor's fucking tired of it all. Tired of leaving and coming back, tired of the cycle, tired of the mental illness, tired of all the hurt, and most of all tired of himself. He could go anywhere in the world but he'd never escape the one always with him. At the end of the day, he's the goddamn devil in both of their lives. Leaving is the only way to exorcise him from his and Jamie's life since Jamie makes it hard to love himself because Jamie is hard to love.

''I'll always be yours, Jim.''

And that was the last of them. The wreckage was left behind him, as he gave him a final kiss and walked out of his life with no hesitation. For once in his life, the roles were reversed and he wasn't the one being hurt by leaving. Not showing it, at least.

That final, longing kiss. It sealed his words. Jamie was still on his hands and knees sobbing so hard he couldn't breathe, and Trevor was starting up his 22' fastback and loading up all his stuff.

Jamie's truck would look oh so lonely without Trevor's car.

The sun was still shining down, and boiling the inside of the car, but Jamie felt like the whole world had just gone pitch black and silent.

He was well on his way of watching the roads melt into the mountains like he and Jamie always loved.

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He was lying on the floor, but he couldn't scream. Technically, he could; but his lungs were so compressed and overworked by his crying it wouldn't be loud enough for anyone to hear and come to his rescue. Besides, Trevor already resigned from his job of being Jamie's lifeline.

Turning into all the things that someone's running from is a different kind of pain, and being left for it is just like another shot to the heart while they're down. Trevor could have talked more shit than any boy badmouthing Jamie ever would about how they're fucked up for leaving him at his worse, but now he was driving in silence away from him.

Couldn't Trevor take it slow as he left him? It already felt like ripping off a bandaid with a prolonged stinging sensation after, be that as it may even hanging onto every last molecule he had of Trevor would hurt less. He already missed the way the floor creaked when he quietly shuffled from their bed to the roof. Now that feeling was filled by missing him already and seeing steady red he could not ever dull.

One thing he's quickly learned the hard way is that Trevor is a hellspawn who burned him until he couldn't feel the pain anymore and that nothing could kill him slower than letting that sweet son of a bitch go. Holy water is all he needs to exorcise him, so he can get back up and act like he's never known him.

All he needs is a shot of holy water.

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darry-rules · 17 days

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7:06

What is the most frightening thing you can think of? There is actually a unanimously correct response. By going into the darkest and most horrific part of the brain could one finally understand what one certain fear causes the body to go into hyperdrive and activate the “fight or flight” response. Any living being is ultimately condemned to choose fear or curiosity at this one, simple piece of knowledge: the unknown. This is why people are afraid of the dark, of monsters, of heights. The thrill is unknown to them. Their body isn’t prepared to explain what lies ahead.

The logs you are about to see have recently been re-released to the public for a few weeks in hopes of finding new leads. It has yet to be explained what exactly happened to Daniel Smith. The following videos should be viewed with caution. They contain graphic and violent material.

V-Log #1. January 13th, 2014. 6:45 PM

“Hello, my name is Daniel Smith. I’ve decided to start making a video journal of my life and upload it here to YouTube. I’ve started to wonder what would happen after I’m gone; would anyone miss me? The real me. My friends and I never really kept in touch after my freshman year of college. Zach is the only one I really keep in contact with nowadays. After the incident, I haven’t really told anyone what really happened to me; not even him.

Possibly by getting this story off my chest, after holding it in for three years, would help with the night terrors that keep happening. I have literally tried everything, so I’ll do my best to explain.”

“Daniel! It’s time for dinner!”

“Shit! Gotta cut this one short.”

Daniel leaves the screen, forgetting to turn off the webcam, leaving it in total darkness. Seconds later, his face immediately pops back on screen.

“Fuck. How do you even cut off the recording? Is it this one? No- oh, here we-”

There is a screen tear and the screen goes black. The voice heard calling Daniel is his mother.

V-Log #2. January 15th, 2014. 8:37 PM

“Alright, so I intended to finish my last V-log yesterday, but things came up. Anyways, let me try and explain how this all started.

I graduated high school in May of 2010 with a full ride to East Carolina University pursuing Computer Science. Over half of my classes were online because I just felt it easier to learn that way. I ended up acing them all and then decided to learn how to code. See, all of my friends were into playing games as much as I was. So we all decided that we wanted to make it a career. All four of us dreamed about making a huge advancement in the gaming field, and boy did we.

I was the brains of the operation. I had taken every coding class possible and even taught myself basic graphic design and video editing in my spare time. My main focus was on virtual reality. It has been pursued many times in the past, but no real breakthroughs had occurred. The Oculus Rift was still in development so we had to make our own version. Zach was the tech genius. He could take anything and make something useful out of it. Him and Joey made this ungodly mechanism that went over your eyes, but it got the job done.

So, now it was my turn to figure out what game we would create. Horror games were my personal favourite. I loved getting scared and being in control, unlike horror movies. Regardless, I had to find out what scared people, so we all decided to do a survey on campus. We found the majority were afraid of heights, the darkness, or ghosts. Clowns, roller coasters, and other things were part of the lesser majority, but one thing stood out to me. Only about two people came up with the answer that spawned the idea of my game. The unknown. After some hard thinking, I realised that “the unknown” really frightened everyone. All the answers I got fell under that category. They don’t know what lurks in the darkness, what a ghost is capable of doing to them, or even how to react during a roller coaster. When you aren’t in control, you are scared. Knowing that something else can break through the barriers of your mind and take control of your feelings is the most disturbing thought you can have.”

Daniel stares blankly at the screen for about forty seconds without moving. The video appears to be paused until we notice his chest moving as he breathes. He eventually blinks his eyes and looks away before he speaks again.

“I’ll tell more later. I’m feeling kind of tired right now.”

The audio becomes distorted when Daniel says this. It seems to play over itself twice with the second voice being a few octaves lower than his normal voice.

V-Log #3. January 18th, 2014. 9:48 PM

“Well, I’ve been sick the past few days so I haven’t really felt like doing this, but I have to finish my story.

As I said before, ‘the unknown’ was the main motive for the development of my game. I decided to make the prototype as a maze for the player to walk through. I had a creature chase after the player throughout the maze to add to the fear factor. Sounds would distort throughout to give the player a sense of excitement. The farther you got in the maze, the more the sounds would disturb you. I took the idea from the popular game, Slender, where you find pages in a dark forest. The more pages you find, the more noises would play adding to the creepy ambiance. Anything from a distant scream of a girl to the sound of your own heartbeat would be heard through the player’s headphones.

Well, after long hours of coding and researching, the prototype was ready. David was the first to test it.

Daniel looks down for a few seconds and then looks back up before speaking again.

You know, our minds are made to know everything we sense no matter what it takes. But, when the mind has used up all resources to explain certain pieces of information, all hell breaks loose. The body produces adrenaline causing you to run faster, farther, sweat, and breathe heavier. Our minds use all the energy that is supposed to explain the piece of information and injects it into all our muscles to get away, or face the abomination.

I wanted to find that abomination.

The video seems to slow down and the screen flickers back to different pieces of the clip. It shows Daniel saying the words, “fear,” “disturb,” “unknown,” and “scream” before the video finally cuts to black.

V-Log #4. January 19th, 2014 7:00 AM

This log shows an empty room. Daniel is nowhere to be seen in the footage for the first few minutes. At about 7:06 AM the door to the room opens and the outline of a figure is standing facing the webcam. The figure stands, unmoving, for two full hours before the door slams shut by an unknown force. The screen then goes black.

V-Log #5. January 19th, 2014 3:15 PM

“So I reviewed the footage from last night and I’m not really sure what happened. I think my computer overheated causing the recording software to fuck up.

Anyways, the tests went pretty normal for a while. All four of us tried it out and loved it. David couldn’t get enough of it. He was the first to suggest we get more people around campus to try it out and give us suggestions on how to improve it. We all agreed. After having dozens of kids try it out, I got to work on the suggestions. Everything from the sounds, to the monster, to the maze was all changed. The main concern was that people could memorise the layout of the maze after a few play-throughs. One boy suggested we play this game called Amnesia – The Dark Descent to help come up with a more fear-inducing gameplay. I found the game and loved the impact. It’s a first-person survival horror game where you have to navigate through a haunted castle avoiding monsters and solving puzzles. The hook of this game is when you are in darkness too long, your character starts to hallucinate.

Before using their idea, I decided to contact the developers before making my own knock-off. After explaining that I was in college, what my major was, and the project we had going, they approved. They actually wanted to send me a few of their discs and drives that had in-depth information on the game and how it was created. They just wanted most of the credit when and if it hit big.

I skipped my classes on a Friday to get an early weekend start on the game and got pretty far into it. I swapped the maze idea for an abandoned insane asylum. Also, I took out the single monster idea and had multiple deranged beings come after you or pop up in windows. I decided to take out some of the audio and make it almost completely silent. I would still put in the distant scream and the heart beat, but no other unknown background filler. Doors would creak, your footsteps, and when you were attacked, the beings screamed and clawed at you; These were the main audio pieces that were promoting the realistic feel to the game.

Again, Daniel pauses and looks down. He continues to look down as he speaks again.

Sometimes we forget the reason we feel fear. It’s just there for one simple reason: to save us from the unknown.

Daniel quickly looks back up to the screen.

I’ll get more into it tomorrow because I have to go into work.”

The screen goes black after Daniel closes his laptop.

V-Log #6. January 19th, 2014 7:00 PM

The camera shows a dark room again. Daniel is still nowhere to be seen. Although, it is unknown how the laptop was reopened. The door to the room is shut and there is no noise. At 7:06 PM, the door to the room slowly opens and the dark figure from before stands unmoving for three full minutes before entering the room. There is no movement of the figure suggesting that it is walking; it seems to glide across the floor and out of view of the camera.

It isn’t until 9:06 PM that the door shuts by an unknown force and the laptop closes, shutting off the webcam.

V-Log #7. January 20th, 2014 6:05 AM

Daniel’s eyes are bloodshot and tired-looking. He rubs them and yawns before speaking.

“Well, I couldn’t sleep for shit last night after work. I kept getting woken up by nightmares and I can’t even remember what they were about. Anyways, I guess I’ll just get today’s log out of the way.

By the time I finished up most of the new gameplay, we were all on Christmas break. I really needed the guys to help test out my new version, but everyone was busy or had plans. Well, what else would you do in this situation? I tried it myself.”

This is another point at which Daniel stares at the screen, except he wasn’t just staring blankly, he seemed to be looking at something on his screen.

“What the-”

A horrified look appears on Daniel’s face as he backs away from the screen and runs out of the room.

Twenty minutes pass before Daniel walks back into the room and sits down at the chair. His face is looking downward until he sits down. As he looks up at the screen, a screen tear happens for a split second. If you pause the video at the second Daniel looks up, his eyes are completely sunken in and black. When the video cuts back to normal, Daniel continues on with his story as if nothing happened.

“When I put the headgear and headphones on, it felt almost too real. I walked toward the asylum and looked up at it. It was raining and there were flashes of lightning every few seconds. I walked inside and found that everything was completely silent. I had the heart monitor strapped to my chest so my heartbeat was the only sound in my headphones.

As I walked through the asylum, I noticed a few unbelievable changes. The rooms and hallways were in unnaturally smooth detail. I continued through the asylum, found the flashlight, keys to rooms, and the hidden objects I had placed throughout the game as a point system. The weirdest part was, the monsters hadn’t appeared. I heard the screams, my footsteps, the general noises; nothing else. That was, until I got to the basement.

See, I made a series of tunnels and rooms in the basement that was sort of identical to the main floor. It was darker and I made the footsteps sound different, but there were other sounds as well. I would hear an extremely light scratching sound on the concrete walls if I would stand still. Sometimes, I would hear low whispering right in my ear and maniacal laughter far in the distance. This disturbed me. I made every fibre of this game and had no recollection of putting those in there.

When I found most of the objects I came to one final room. I also had no memory of making this either. It contained a tall wooden door with a giant lock on it, but no windows or even a handle. After constant searching, I found a black key that I had never seen before. I was still baffled at all of this, but I wanted to see this to the end. With no explanation of the key, I returned to the door and tried it. After a long wait in complete silence, I figured the game had crashed on me. Right before I removed the headgear, I heard a creaking sound. As I looked through the headgear once more, I found that the door was wide open.

In the game I made it so the flashlight would have a dwindling energy supply. One of the things you have to find are batteries scattered throughout the asylum. You can also find matches to help give you a short supply of light until you can hopefully find some spare batteries. Well, I was fucking out of batteries, and I had three matches left.

Daniel’s face turns horrified

But- but when I s-struck the match, it just blew out as soon as they looked up at me. Oh God, the eyes. They were everywhere…dozens of..eyes.

As soon as the video hits 7:06 AM, Daniel abruptly quiets and then starts sobbing and looks off screen to the right.

“I’m sorry, okay! I didn’t know I would let it out! He made-”

The video turns black and ends

V-Log #8. January 23rd, 2014 11:02PM

Daniel is seen standing in the middle of the room with his back turned to the screen. He is completely nude except for a bag covering his head. His arms are outstretched and he has three gashes on his back. A deep whispering sound is the only thing you hear from the video. Daniel stays silent standing in this position until 11:59 PM. The video ends at 12:00 AM the next morning.

Upon further investigation of this clip, the audio was increased intensely. The deep voice seems to repeat the phrase, “He comes”, throughout the video.

V-Log #9. February 6th, 2014 3:13 PM

Zach is the one in this log. He is silent for about thirty seconds.

“So, I heard that Daniel was making these video logs and I just wanted to come and finalise them for him by telling everyone what happened.

Daniel was found lying in his room here a couple weeks ago. He was naked, and cut up pretty bad. They took him to the hospital and found that the wounds were self inflicted and that he had tried to kill himself. I haven’t gone through these videos yet, but I know something has to be in here. I just wanted people to know that Daniel is in critical care.”

Zach pauses for a few seconds as he starts to tear up

“They say that, the wounds…they were so deep and the blood loss was so drastic, that he won’t survive. His body is rejecting all medication, and he isn’t supposed to make it through the night.”

Zach sobs for a few minutes before continuing

“Really, the hardest part about dealing with this, is that David passed away as well. About five months ago he dropped dead from a sudden brain aneurism. We tried to contact Daniel, but we couldn’t get in touch with him.

I’m gonna find out what happened to you Daniel. I swear it.”

He shuts off the camera

V-Log #10. February 7th, 2014 6:22 PM

Zach seems to be in a panic and rushing as he speaks

“Alright, so I watched all of his logs and something is fucked up. He never acted this way until he got into that game. I’ve tried to contact Joey but he won’t return my calls. The reason I’m here now is because Daniel was like a brother to me, and I’m not about to move on without knowing the truth. Something happened when he played that game and I have to find out. I don’t know what he saw or what he found, but I feel like it’s connected to his death. I need to find it and that headset.”

Zach gets up and rushes around the room. After eleven minutes, he finds the headset in the top of a closet and the game in a locked drawer. He seems to forget that the webcam is still on as we assume he starts up the game. He puts on the headset and headphones and immediately starts to scream. The webcam audio is muted, but Zach seems to be terrified and rips off the headset. As soon as he takes it off, the lights go out and the video cuts off.

V-Log #11. February 7th, 2014 7:05 PM

The room is barely visible through the darkness and Zach isn’t in sight. At 7:06 PM, the door to the room slowly opens revealing the silhouette of a young man in what seems to be a hospital gown. After about thirty seconds, the figure slowly walks over toward the bed as the room becomes flooded with light.

Daniel is now visible and he stands motionless facing the bed. As he leans over, bloodstains become visible on the back of his gown and grow larger as the minutes pass. On the bed, mangled to a point of almost no recognition, is Zach’s body. The blue and white shirt is the only indication of him. Daniel starts laughing maniacally. His body starts to contort unnaturally; his bones start breaking; he leans back and walks on his hands and feet toward the screen. His eyes are pitch black and his mouth in a devilish grin. He laughs for a few seconds before the deep voice erupts from his mouth and says only two words,

“He’s here.”

These videos have been investigated to the bone with no real explanation to what exactly happened. The only facts that have been recovered from the crime scene are:

Daniel apparently used coding and files from the information sent to him by the creators of Amnesia – The Dark Descent within the game he created.

Daniel’s mother has been put in a mental hospital after a sudden attempt of suicide regarding her son’s passing.

Zach’s body had multiple gashes similar to the ones seen on Daniel’s back

Daniel’s whereabouts are still unknown.

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thinkythirdthursday · 6 months

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Thinky Third Thursday - October 2023

Welcome to the first ever Thinky Third Thursday, curated by Alan Hazelden of Draknek & Friends - a monthly roundup of thinky puzzle games that have caught my eye.

I really love thinky games. Obviously I’ve been designing them for over a decade now, but more than that it’s the only genre where you'll find deep systems, surprising interactions, and that eureka moment where you're in the shower and realise the solution to the puzzle you've been stuck on.

It’s such a great time for the space right now - there’s so many games coming out it feels hard to keep up! I hope my recommendations will be useful to you, whether you’re someone who tries to play everything thinky or you just dabble occasionally.

I’m not being paid by any of these developers to promote their games, I just want to advocate for talented people making great work. All games were purchased by myself.

Here’s what I’ve been playing:

Headlong Hunt, by Toombler Chase easily-spooked creatures to herd them into the perfect location. This may initially look simple, but it features some really great puzzle design while remaining very approachable!

COCOON, by Geometric Interactive and Annapurna Interactive The vibes on this game are off the charts. The puzzles seem very streamlined for a mainstream audience, but that doesn’t stop every moment being intensely satisfying.

Magicube, by nebu soku The puzzle design in this game is really fantastic! It might take a little perseverance to get into - it's a hard game - but if you stick with it, it will be incredibly rewarding.

Golden Idol Mysteries: The Lemurian Vampire, by Color Gray Games and Playstack The second and final DLC for The Case of the Golden Idol. I don’t think it lived up to the main game + first DLC, and found the cases pretty frustrating, but the new gameplay variation is a nice twist on the formula.

Chants of Sennaar, by Rundisc and Focus Entertainment An intriguing language-learning game. I don’t love the unnecessary / uninteresting stealth sections or that I had to do a Rush Hour puzzle in the first hour, but overall I think it’s worth checking out. I’ve seen several people recommend playing without using the journal that confirms your word guesses - if you want to lean into the concept and increase the thinkiness, that seems like a good choice.

More recent thinky releases:

Underground Blossom, by Rusty Lake

Escape From Mystwood Mansion, by Lost Sock Studio

Bilkins' Folly, by Webbysoft and Armor Games Studios

A Tiny Sticker Tale, by Ogre Pixel

Submachine: Legacy, by Mateusz Skutnik

Mosa Lina, by Stuffed Wombat

Sandy's Great Escape, by Mocha Moose Games

Upcoming games to watch for:

Crossroad OS, by Daisy Games (Demo available now) Martin of Daisy Games has been making quietly competent puzzle games at a pretty impressive pace, but this one is a real step up. The demo that just came out has some solid puzzles and great vibes - I highly recommend giving it a go, especially since it’s pretty short.

Plungeroo, by Little Crown Games (Demo available now) This is a delightful pinball-themed puzzle game, and the graphics/audio really lean into that theme. I wasn’t expecting much when I checked out the demo during Steam Next Fest, but it really grabbed me with its level of polish. The puzzles are pretty light, but still satisfying, so I’m looking forward to playing more of it when it comes out in a little over a week on Oct 27.

Puzzmo, by Zach Gage and Orta Therox (Early access signups start today) Announced today, Puzzmo is a hub for small games that want to be part of your daily routine - think Wordle or the NYT crossword. During their prelaunch period they’re opening the doors to 500 new players every day, or if you can’t wait to get let in there’s some coverage on Digital Trends that has more info.

The Talos Principle 2, by Croteam and Devolver Digital (Demo available now) The first game is one of the best-selling puzzle games of all time, so there’s a high bar for the sequel. We’ll find out soon how it’s turned out - it’s releasing on Nov 2.

Sokobond Express, by José Hernández and Draknek and Friends (Demo available now) I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention the next game I’m publishing. We’re putting the final touches on it now and will have more news to share soon - in the meanwhile, please add it to your wishlist on Steam!

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December 20th-25th: Holiday Roundup

This year is a definite improvement over last year. For one thing I'm not crying over a break-up and a lost job. Lately, things have just had a lot of potential, and thanks to a well-placed Botox needle and my commitment to sunscreen and hydration: I have aged backward (I'm sure).

Reading: Finally finished "Shrines of Gaiety" - very Peaky Blinders with a dash of Agatha Christie and at 450 pages, not a small feat. I love ambiguous endings, happy or unhappy. I will definitely read more Kate Atkinson. I'm in the middle of "You Are More than You Think You Are" (daily meditations, meant to be consumed slowly), "Sapiens" (600 pages on all of human history, casual), and was gifted two more Samantha Irby essay collections from Zach and Natalie for Christmas. In order to hit my 50 book goal next year, I've got to get 5 down in January.

Writing: Before I'm out of this year, I am transferring all the written quotes from my well-worn journal into three places. The jokes are going into my tight ten, the stories are all getting dumped into a narrative doc, maybe even a Google Drive for organization, and my daily inspirational quotes I'll crib for the next notebook. Maybe I'll even write some of them hear and rank how great of advice I think it is in hindsight/how I can improve upon it. Also I have very much enjoyed how good I've been about Journaling this year, starting in March it got really consistent and that's where the progress got better too. That's the thing about journals: they have the side effect of turning your life into a narrative (even if it's a boring one) and then you can start to find a way to root for the main character. God forbid, you could even learn to improve her behavior (except for all the dirty stuff because let's face it, that's fun).

Cooking: Ugh. This one is brutal. I'm trying to order less takeout and it's like taking a banana away from a gorilla. Except I'm the gorilla and the banana taker. My likely insane goal is to not order takeout for the rest of the year, but how about we (me and the voices in my head) allow me to order it on the 27th? One more time for the day I'm least likely to have groceries/the will to grocery shop.

But also really Erin? You can't make it 9 days without ordering food.

...

I don't know. We'll have to see.

For the family's '70s-themed Christmas party, I made Dad's green bean casserole with potato chips as breadcrumbs. This was actually an unnaturally impressive feat as our kitchen was filled with people, dishes, incorrect ingredients (used buckwheat flour in a pinch) and the burners and oven were temperamental at best.

Political Awareness: Donald Trump is just fully quoting Hitler now. Abortion rights and regulations are cruel (and bigger in texas).

Loving Relationships: Mom and I spent a day together shopping at Stanford for Dad's present (a space-themed lego set because he is a child at heart). Dad and I watched Love Actually with George (giant German shepherd, settled between us as a very unlikely lap dog). We spent Christmas Eve at Barb and Jack's who are basically the godparents I never had. Lauren and Eric came over with Rosie who is just now starting to walk and talk and IS in fact the love of my life. Ash and Zach braved a visit from their Dad and Zach, Natalie, and I shared a joint on the porch. Got a Schitt's Creek Monopoly game and Chanel Perfume from the White Elephant and Dad respectively. Lots of family love. Lots of Mess.

Saw Nathan (from the Southwest flight) in Palo Alto and we ended up driving back to SF together and making out all night. His new place is gorgeous and weird like most San Francisco apartments. There's even a little rabbit in a hutch outside.

Getting Outside: Stanford is beautiful, Half Moon Bay is gorgeous, and I love the look of the Redwood trees. My goal is to go on a hike before I leave...but I leave in 2 days so that goal may have to take a backseat to me sitting and watching old seasons of Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.

Dressing with Style: I rocked the '70s theme with high tops, acid-wash jeans, and a loud Apres Ski-style sweatshirt. There was also a delightfully tacky tree headband that lit up. Lauren also gave me a ton of her old clothes because the woman has a shopping addiction. Not that I'm complaining- I'm currently organizing and tallying everything. I'm going to have to ship some of this stuff separately.

Cleaning/Organization: This place is a zoo, but I've managed to keep my private space as neat as possible. Even making my bed even though the bed keeps changing because it's chaotic here. I've also managed to get mass amounts of laundry done and a set of dishes in the kitchen. Also in January, I'm going to have cleaners come in for the kitchen and bathroom (and maybe my room while they're there.) Organized spaces = organized mental states.

Yoga: My yoga has been on and off, but stretching is key. Even if it's only 10-15 minutes at a time. Even if it's only 3 minutes. My mat isn't here with me but I can groan over my hamstrings on the carpet- I assume. Haven't actually done it since I got on the plane.

Cardio: I walked barefoot on the treadmill to Christmas music for a mile and it was weirdly life-affirming. Any walk is a walk. And I also downloaded an app called TreeCard that plants a tree for every 10,000 steps you take. I'm currently at two tress because mama loves a walk. Also got reunited with my running shoes I left here last month and plan to purchase another pair in the new year.

Meditation: Kept up with it 5/7 days this week which isn't as amazing as I have been doing, but it's always a great reminder to drop vertically in the moment instead of constantly reaching for a distraction as a form of release. Meditation is healing and important. It stretches time.

Comedy: While I haven't really written any new stuff, I've definitely enjoyed watching a ton of Marvelous Mrs. Maisel and general funny shit. I need to find a different angle in to incorporating it in to my routine.

Sleep/Hydration: I'm actually so impressed with how my sleep sorted itself out naturally with the new job/and how much tea throughout the day helps me feel physically and emotionally lighter.

Job: Looks like I'm getting a raise mothahfuckahs!

Good shit is coming. I am so so so so lucky.

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suspiciousriver · 4 months

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At the Gas Station

The patchwork quilt is this:

a Navajo, a pal, a Ronald Reagan,

Two baritone boys, and an alcoholic.

Spanish, plaid, orange juice, white noise,

Criterion, draping my legs over Paul’s

knees and his playful tap.

Me and my friends and we’re chugging beer,

Sky shows up and she was a friend from my childhood

And she plays pool with her boyfriend

and they’re the type that Neo opens the door to.

I bought two gray rabbits at King’s Thrift

And I positioned them to touch noses.

Two black eyes and their noses kissing

on a bookcase and when I sat on the couch

I began to think of them as a camera.

I painted the one rabbit pink with flowers

and left the other one gray.

I looked to the left and their eyes were

Cold-black and chill-haunted.

This is how we taunt: with helicopters

and invisible cameras and a surveilled

Boob light.

No one believes that Paul and I were

that tight.

Zach gives me two objects:

A Gameboy and a wind-up mouth toy,

You twist it and it chatters and jumps

Downstairs. I have too many lost objects to count.

I had three chests that I kept by the door.

A trophy from my debate days.

I was neatly clipped.

He was neatly tipped.

I am too tired to talk.

It’s too dark to walk.

I’m better suited for flourescent-white, sterile,

spandex environments anyway.

I have seen this before:

Mother-rape-son. He had a right to roll

his eyes. African man with angry eyes

I’m trying to tell you:

Maybe when I look in the mirror I see a face that’s better suited for darkness, or lamps, and that scares me — the sun can be so critical.

I don’t always feel deserving of it.

Ever catch a sun ray so pure and warm it sets your heart on fire? I chase that feeling daily. I chase warmth daily.

Love is a form of knowledge,

which I think it is.

We share blue eyeliner.

You’re a thought in your own head, honey.

Will a Twisted tea fix this?

It won’t.

It’s all hidden crackhead knowledge.

These are the treats.

Every day

boiled eggs.

Castro visited Utah and the truck

newspapers. Rich!

That was genuine disgust

Because I looked like a

mullet-Malcom-X-Nazi-whore.

The Asian doctor sniffed my crotch

And said, “You’re really being released

with all of that baggage?”

Fuck you. This is why he ran.

St. George man and I ride the same

wavelength. He was trying to maintain

his sanity.

They flock around Derrick's slit neck

and I am so grief-ridden that I kicked

him. I did not want to escalate.

Is he alive? South Korea Ender’s Game dude

and his robotic voice cracked into my skull:

I am thinking about sex.

This is why I cannot sleep.

He’s 32. You’re nothing. You’re everything.

Give it to Gina: I looked trashy as hell.

Can you act black for a second?

What does Cuba represent?

Not Adrian. Not Adrienne.

Pizza gate: I am politely telling you,

I do not have that disease.

Thank you. It was Isaiah’s parakeet,

and the Bible. I am politely

asking you to show me your 7 cults.

I am asking you to FaceTime my husband

and his dirty beard and a seatbelt.

Day Two, they helped strap

me to a gurney and I was secured.

We like to drop hints: Sunglasses and something is seriously wrong

with the lifeboat. It was his ball sweat and a dog named Cujo.

My father/crack was a child. My father thinks I’m ugly.

It’s about time we met each other

for real. I resisted those journals for two years

because he Ultra-Blued his way onto my couch.

A big treat from the nice girl, pink soap.

I was smelly. I was brown. Here are your affirmation

cards: World-War-3. I should have

invited Shane(heroin)and my mother(meth)

to share the same couch. I had to snip

my chlorine hair because it was locking.

California is the deep fake. Home box office

recession. Century 16. Who can pretend to be the

most grateful for a chicken leg? I was.

me and a denim coat. Artificially intelligent

and let’s keep shit on TikTok. I met you through

MF Doom and Tupac. The world’s worst violent arm

length and fishing for work. Pork! I want to eat you.

Toasters and fake forks and that twitch.

It’s mine. I want small work. Here is the crystal cage.

Men are obsessed with my militantly tight pussy

and masked men keep shit loud. I don’t know why you don’t finger yourself

I want you! That was a real treat from Joe. I want to sever three red ties.

The blonde. The host. The pace. MINUS 3 POINTS: BACK TO JAZZ.

He lashes his own back like Jesus

and I cannot help him there.

That was her favorite hiss.

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syscyber · 9 months

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Systems & Cybernetics Site Map & Web Stuff

IconArchive.com

Diego Azeta blogs:

» Sys•Cyber ✴️🔆✴️ The real cybernetics

» Diego•Azeta 🌐 Azeta Azota

» La•Colonia 🇵🇷 World's oldest colony*

*World's most experienced colony (®Pan Am™)

Sys•Cyber ✴️🔆✴️ blog:

American Society for Cybernetics

Cognitive Science Society

International Society for Systems Sciences

Fractal self-similarity

Principia Cybernetica

Simulation Modeling Software Analyze • Visualize • Optimize

AnyLogic - agent-based modeling (ABM), discrete event simulation (DES), system dynamics (SD) modeling

NetLogo - ABM development environment

Mesa - Python ABM

AgentPy - Python ABM library

Simantics System Dynamics - open source SD modeling & simulation software

Insight Maker - ABM & SD online simulation

Systems Dynamics Society - core software

Systems Dynamics Society - web-based tools

Capterra - best free simulation software

Online Resources

Computer Modeling and Simulation by Ángel A. Juan Pérez, Open University of Catalonia. A brief overview of DES. (PDF)

Gentle Intro Discrete Event Simulation

Intro Discrete Event Simulation (PDF)

Intro to Modeling and Analysis of Complex Systems by Hiroki Sayama, SUNY Binghamton

Complexity - Wikipedia

Complex System - Wikipedia

Principles of Systems Science - U Wash PDF

Systems Theory - Wikipedia

Cybernetics and Systems (open journal)

International Encyclopedia of Systems and Cybernetics 2e

The Limits to Growth - The classic world sim, now more relevant than ever. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

System Dynamics - Wikipedia

What Is System Dynamics - SD Society

Intro System Dynamics - MIT OCW

The Beginnings of SD - Jay W. Forrester

Mathematics of SD - Worcester Polytechnic

Descriptive Statistics - Bhandari @ Scribbr

Inferential Statistics - Bhandari @ Scribbr

Descriptive vs inferential Statistics - by Zach @ Statology

Bayesian Statistics - Wikipedia

Bayesian Statistics & Modeling - Gelman

Open Access Textbooks 📚

OAT Resource Directory - U Buffalo

Directory of Open Access Books

Math Open Textbooks - AI Math

LibreTexts

• LibreTexts Systems Engineering

Open Textbook Library

OpenStax

OER Commons Open Textbooks

Milne Open Textbooks - SUNY

IntechOpen Books

Merlot Materials

Saylor Academy Open Textbooks

Find e-Books/Books in general:

Guide to e-Books - UC Berkeley

18 Free e-Book Sites - Lifewire

Index of Books - Google Books

Open Library - Internet Archive

Lifelong Learning - Free

Carnegie-Mellon Open Learning

MIT Open Learning

Open Michigan

Open Yale

Stanford Online

Systems Pre/Co-reqs

Recommended for learners of systems science, cyber systems analysis, and cyber systems engineering. Work at your own pace.

Probability & Statistics

Probability & Statistics - Carnegie-Mellon OLI

Intro Probability & Statistics - MIT OCW

• Introductory Statistics with Randomization and Simulation (Open Textbook Library)

• Intro Bayesian Statistics - Rice, U Wash

Linear Algebra

Linear Algebra - Strang, MIT OCW

• Linear Algebra (text) - Pinkham, Columbia

• Understanding Linear Algebra - Austin

Python Programming

🌟 PythonAnywhere - Online IDE

• Getting Started Python - Michigan Online

• Think Python 2e - Downey

• Intro Computer Science Python - MIT OCW

• Python online tutorial - Google

• Core Python Tutorials - Real Python.com

Linear Programming

Linear Programming (basic ideas) - OU

• LP (basic ideas) mini-text (PDF) - OU

Economics

Microeconomics - Gruber, MIT OCW

• Intermediate Microeconomics - Emerson

Game Theory

• Game Theory - Open Yale Courses

• Game Theory - Stanford Online

• Game Theory 101 video course - Spaniel

Logic

• Logic & Proofs - Carnegie-Mellon OLI

• Logic I - MIT OCW

• Intro Logic and Critical Thinking (text) - Van Cleave, OTL

Systems Thinking

• Systems Thinking Books - Goodreads

• Intro Systems Thinking - UN ESCAP (PDF)

• Introduction to Industrial Engineering by Bonnie Boardman, U Texas at Arlington

Calculus & Differential Equations

Calculus Made Easy - An elegant introduction

Coursera Calculus courses

edX Calculus courses

MIT Calculus courses - MIT OCW

Diffy Qs: Differential Equations for Engineers - Jiří Lebl (textbook)

Differential Equations: An Introduction for Engineers - Matthew Charley (textbook)

Differential Equations - U Toronto (PDF)

You need not be an expert at solving DEs to work productively in cyber systems analysis. SD simulation software do that automatically with built-in numerical algorithms. But you should know what the DE means and does in the model. The same holds true for other technical details, such as random number generation and statistical measures, in different modeling and simulation paradigms. The conceptual ideas must be well understood; the computational aspects are best delegated to the modeling platform.

Thought of the day: Investing your time in becoming conversant with cybernetic system analysis methods is far superior to wasting it watching TV.

Cyber systems analysts think much better than non-analysts and are excellent at multi-factor problem solving, enterprise or institutional policy design, and strategic decision making. They are skilled in transforming conceptual insights into effective operational solutions.

Cyberneticians were key to the rise of cognitive science as a modern scientific discipline. They were pivotal in overcoming resistance to new ideas in psychiatry and psychology, especially in doctrinaire behaviorism.

Traditional fields of inquiry are often biased by conceiving problems and proposed solutions solely from their disciplinary perspective. This can turn out to be a hindrance. Cyber systems analysis is trans-disciplinary and eclectic. As such it tends to be more open in recognizing issues and ascertaining workable solutions to complex real-world problems.

If you want to change the world without waiting forever for change to happen, consider using cybernetic systems analysis. Effective results. Efficient and functional. Less prone to risk yet significantly more cost effective than traditional organizational reform approaches.

#systems analysis #cybernetics #resources #education #lifelong learning

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zachsgamejournal · 7 months

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PLAYING: Psychonauts

I haven't played this in ages and I'm glad to be back!

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kahran042 · 11 months

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Even more incorrect JCGTL quotes!

Brad: Dude, what's with the tux? Jonas: Kiera hasn't asked me to the Sadie Hawkins dance yet, so I'm just laying out a little sugar to catch my snake. Nate: Flies. Sugar catches flies. Jonas: What catches snakes? Brad: You gotta wear a snake trap! Chloe: No, you need those metal sticks with the grabber at the end! Nate: My grandmother uses those to get cereal down from her cupboard. Brad: Why are there snakes in your grandmother's cereal?! (Source: 6teen)

Stephen: You must understand, Kiera, your mother had a very terrible childhood. Kiera: I understand. I’m having a very terrible childhood right now. (Source: A Series of Unfortunate Events)

Courtney (to Thom and Kyle): You guys should just fuck and get it over with. (Source: American Dad!)

Morgan: My brother is kinda weird that way. Chloe: Yeah, he's kinda weird a bunch of ways. (Source: Archer)

Mark: Sometimes, I feel like I failed as a brother. Chloe: Sometimes? (Source: Archer)

Jacob: I have two sons. Zach, and another one. (Source: Blackadder)

Brad: Do you think there’s a God? Jonas: Well, somebody’s out to get me. (Source: Calvin and Hobbes)

Jonas: I find my life’s a lot easier the lower I keep everyone’s expectations. (Source: Calvin and Hobbes)

Nick: I’m a man of few words. Jared: Maybe if you read more, you’d have a bigger vocabulary. (Source: Calvin and Hobbes)

Chloe: What're you doing? Justin: I'm writing my autobiography. Chloe: But you're just twelve years old. Justin: I've only got one sheet of paper. (Source: Calvin and Hobbes)

Chloe: What are you doing? Mark: (leaning against a tree) Being “cool”. Chloe: …You just look bored. Mark: The world bores you when you’re cool. (Source: Calvin and Hobbes)

Kiera: I'm not sure what’s sadder - that you’re fighting a kindergartner or that you seem to be losing. Jonas: I'm not losing! Samantha cheats! (Source: Calvin and Hobbes)

Morgan: Do you ever think about the end of the world as we know it? Kiera: You mean a nuclear war? Morgan: I think Connor was referring to if he ever caught me thumbing through his journal again. (Source: Calvin and Hobbes)

Mark, flexing in a mirror: Made in God's image, that's right. Chloe: I'm glad God has a sense of humor. (Source: Calvin and Hobbes)

Lauren: Lots of people think I'm a tomboy, but I like pretty things too. I can rock a pair of heels! (Source: Crush Crush)

Valerie: Why didn't you buy Mark a birthday present? Chloe: First of all, I have zero money. And second of all, if I DID have money, I wouldn’t be wasting it on Mark. (Source: Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Monica: I swear, sometimes I feel like I’m married to a child. Richard: You better watch who you’re calling a child, Monica. Because if I’m a child then you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I’ll be damned if I’m going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert. (Source: Family Guy)

Nate: Why do I always have to figure everything out? I'm 15! (Source: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)

Sarah: What's this, 'The Jonas, Brad, Chloe, Kiera, Nate, Alicia, Mark, Connor, and Morgan Show'? (Source: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)

Nate: So for games, I blacked out the names of countries on my world map and wrote them on pieces of paper. Chloe: Nate, those are boring things YOU like. (Source: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)

Jonas: Nothing beats a mug of hot cocoa on a cold day like today. I love the taste, the chocolaty smell, the way it warms up your hands as you hold it… I love everything about it! Donna: Except making it. Jonas: Please? You're so good at it! (Source: FoxTrot)

Justin: Hey, Mark, want me to make you a PB & J sandwich for lunch? Mark: Sure. *later* Mark: BLECCH! What IS this? Justin: PB & J. Valerie: Justin, why are there jalapeños out? (Source: FoxTrot)

Mark: Connor, how do you know a funeral dirge? Connor: I composed it in honor of my own departure. (Source: Fraggle Rock)

Nate: I'm a worthless coward. Jonas: Nate, it takes a very brave person to admit he's a worthless coward. (Source: Fraggle Rock)

Brad: Uh-oh. Jonas: What? Brad: Somebody's in love. Jonas: Pfff, please. I just think Kiera's cool, okay? It's not like I lie awake at night thinking about her! *Later that night* Jonas (wide awake, thinking about Kiera): Uh-oh. (Source: Gravity Falls)

Jonas: Are you wearing mascara? Connor: Uh, it’s eye-paint for men. (Source: Gravity Falls)

Adrian: Awkward sibling hug? Kiera: Awkward sibling hug. *Adrian and Kiera hug* Adrian and Kiera: Pat, pat. (Source: Gravity Falls)

Richard: My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is getting better! (Source: Gravity Falls)

Brad: Wow, Jonas, that was so amazing. You're so good at sports, I've always wondered why you don't join a team or anything. Jonas: Because if I got on a team and started playing sports, I'd miss all of my shows. (Source: Lucky Star)

Jonas: I think Kiera hates me now. Brad: Of course she does. You didn't eat her cooking. Jonas: Thanks for rubbing it in. Brad: Well, maybe she doesn't hate you that much. (Source: PaRappa the Rapper 2)

Thom: I hate you, Kyle. Kyle: I hate you more. Thom: I hate you no matter what. Kyle: I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you. Thom: I'd hate you even if that made sense. Kyle: I'd hate you even if you were me. That's how much I hate you. (Source: Spongebob Squarepants)

Alicia: We make a pretty great team. Chloe: You were absolutely no help whatsoever. (Source: Steven Universe)

Morgan: *about Connor* I'm his little sister and sometimes even I don't understand him. (Source: Suikoden II)

Nate: *about one of Jonas' plans* It's a ridiculous idea, but ingenious at the same time. (Source: Sword Art Online)

Connor cast a sexy look! Mark is immobilized! (Source: Terranigma)

Michael: Where's Kyle? Thom: He's probably upstairs combing his hair so he'll be the prettiest boy at the party. Kyle: *combing his hair* I'm going to be the prettiest boy at the party! (Source: The Powerpuff Girls)

Nick: You're gonna eat your words, spit ‘em out, and eat ‘em again! Jonas: That doesn't even make sense. Nick: I know you are, but what am I?! (Source: The Powerpuff Girls)

Zane: Crap! I promised Sarah I'd go out with her today. I am the most evil man in the Three Kingdoms! (Source: Tokimeki Memorial)

Morgan: *singing* But when I think about it, if we search for lovers together, Sarah: *singing* One of us will be left behind when the other finds someone… Morgan: *singing* I’m sorry for being your rival! Sarah: *singing* Even I feel the same, so Morgan and Sarah: *singing* From now on, how about we just become a couple? Sarah: …There's no way that's happening, right? Morgan: *disappointed* …Yeah. (Source: Vocaloid)

#incorrect quotes #jonas corbin's guide to life #long post #really long post #don't press the keep reading unless you have time to spare #my ocs

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lillianhug · 1 year

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Alpilean Reviews: Shocking Customer Complaints About Ingredients’ Side Effects?

Do you love using weight loss supplements? Several premium formulas have raised the standard in weight loss support supplements due to their outrageous popularity and efficiency. Witnessing the over-pouring popularity of these supplements, Zach Miller and Dr. Gibbs decided to create an even better product. Together Zack and Dr. Gibbs discovered and tested a breakthrough five-second ice hack that combines potent natural ingredients into a formula that brought AlpiLean to life.

This unique blend of ingredients is why the creators of AlpiLean recommend this ice trick every morning to help melt off fat and keep a healthy weight. They believe this supplement will disrupt the market for its distinctive composition and lab-tested beneficial ingredients.

Surprisingly, AlpiLean differs from other weight loss items in every aspect. Be it the ingredients or the dose, AlpiLean’s formula is not unique but also more effective than other products. The makers of have already stated how much they invested into formulating the product inAlpiLean the best possible way before bringing it to the market.

Now, you must be wondering why the supplement is claimed to be so unique and beneficial. In this AlpiLean review, every possible detail about this oddly simple and safe alpine hack will be unveiled so that you can decide whether this supplement has the potential to help you in your weight loss journey or not. Let’s dive into the shocking customer results exposed online to see if the complaints about risky side effects are real due to the high profile ingredients list touted in this game-changing formula for boosting low core inner body temperature at the cellular level.

What Is Alpilean?

Alpilean is a natural supplement that targets dormant metabolism to help users dissolve stubborn fat stores. According to the official website, Alpilean can activate a calorie-burning switch to help you accelerate metabolism by 350% or more. It is no secret that slow metabolism increases as we age and is a pivotal root cause of weight gain. A fast metabolism is so crucial in a weight loss journey that without it, it is almost impossible to keep fat off even while following a good diet and exercising, especially for adults 35 years old or older.

According to the official website, the formula in Alpilean has been handed down from generation to generation by the population of a majestic mountain range where some of the healthiest people live, the Himalayas.

The proprietary blend of ingredients in Alpilean contains several ingredients found in the Himalayas, which is known as one of the most diverse ecosystems, home to over 3000 medicinal and edible plant species found only there. According to the official website, dozens of clinical studies have found a calorie-burning switch that is inactive and off in overweight people. The ingredients in Alpilean are said to turn this switch on to trigger a thermal effect and increase the inner body temperature.

Contrary to the temperature a regular thermometer can measure, inner body temperature refers to the temperature deep inside you, inside your internal organs; the temperature that keeps your system running and your body functioning day after day. Whether you are freezing at a mountain or a hot desert, your inner body temperature stays the same, and the external environment does not alter it. Alpilen's official website cites research that found a correlation between the rate at which fat is burned and inner body temperature. Multiple studies in Switzerland, Scotland, and others published in the Journal of Neuroscience catered to the research of internal body temperature and its effects on dissolving fat.

According to the official website, the Alpilean ice hack is activated by the potent ingredients in the formula that can help wake up dormant metabolism to help the body burn fat all day.

Alpilean is said to focus on the root cause of weight gain as it targets low inner temperature, which is a common factor in many deadly health conditions like diabetes, high cholesterol, and strokes.

Most Alpilean say the formula is one of the most sought-after weight loss supplements as it targets the biological root cause of belly fat. To finish the formula, Dr. Gibbs tested over 300 ratios and weights of six anti-aging Alpine superfoods to discover a single potent combination, three times more powerful than any other formula. The formula is taunted to increase inner body temperature and is said to act as a potent fat-shrinking agent.

In a nutshell, the ingredients of AlpiLean attempt to raise your body temperature to make your body burn fat more aggressively. As your body temperature rises naturally, your body’s fat metabolism rate maximizes, and the body dissolves fat more intensely.

The makers of Alpilean determined the best clinical doses of these ingredients and added them precisely so that the users get the best benefits from the supplement. Like other well-formulated supplements, AlpiLean is also made in the USA, in an FDA-registered research facility. AlpiLean wants to gift you a side-effect-free weight loss journey, and it’s also made in adherence to the GMP guidelines.

So far, we only know that the critical function of AlpiLean is stimulating your body to burn fat naturally. We don’t know how the supplement manages to do that. To uncover that fact, we need to inspect the ingredients blended into the formula and their essential functions. So, let’s do that.

Formulation

Capsules

Makers

Zach Miller (creator), Dr. Matthew Gibbs (medical researcher)

Pros

The formula is a balanced combination of eight scientifically proven natural components sourced from natural sources.

The formula is created and moderated by industry-leading doctors, scientists, and weight loss coaches.

The manufacturers relied more on plant-based components and ingredients than chemical components.

The ingredients come with accurate test reports from accredited third-party labs and are considered safe for consumption.

Vegans can use the product without hesitation because non-veg ingredients are not used to formulate this particular product.

They are created with all-natural substances and components without connection with chemical fillers, reactors, and preservatives.

Anyone who doesn’t have an ongoing critical illness can try the formula to lose weight scientifically.

The manufacturers strictly followed the GMP guidelines to enhance the product's utility.

The makers went for GRAS-compliant ingredients only instead of including non-tested elements.

The manufacturing process was completed with the help of the best equipment in FDA-registered research labs to provide more value to users.

All the ingredients have been added to this supplement in clinical doses, and the amounts have been determined by experts and certified weight loss coaches only.

AlpiLean capsules don’t react with other medications or supplements (Consult with your doctor to be on the safe side.)

The bulk purchase packages are accompanied by two free bonus guides related to a faster weight loss process.

Cons

As the supplement contains pretty unique components, the stock is not huge, and all interested buyers may not get their bottles of AlpiLean.

Some unknown ingredients are also present as supportive elements, and their reactions to certain medications or supplements aren’t known at all.

The makers haven’t made the product available on marketplaces and third-party sites. It’s only available on the official site.

The bonus products are unavailable with the single-bottle purchase option, which is somewhat negative from a customer’s perspective.

The refund policy is not always a cakewalk, and it may take longer than you assume to get a complete refund.

Side Effects

Users didn’t report significant or severe side effects after consuming the supplement.

Ingredients

Vitamin B12, Chromium Picolinate, Turmeric Rhizome, African Mango seed, Ginger Rhizome, Moringa Leaf, Citrus Bioflavonoids extract, Fucoxanthin

Health Benefits

It makes your body’s metabolism super fast, eventually making you lose severe amounts of weight.

It doesn’t let your body form fat cells uncontrollably, which becomes helpful in weight reduction.

Improvises your cardiovascular health and cardiac functions by keeping your blood pressure levels balanced and helps manage cardiac risk markers effectively.

It doesn’t let your blood sugar levels spike up and helps people with diabetes control severe symptoms.

Your overall energy level remains at its peak as you continuously consume the supplement.

Appreciable anti-inflammatory properties are present in the supplement, and they help alleviate inflammation in your body so that pains and aches don’t appear quickly.

You can balance higher stress levels, and you don’t get anxious after consuming this particular supplement.

Bonus Products

1-day Kickstart detox

Renew You

Price

One bottle comes at $59

Three bottles come at $147

Six bottles come at $234.

Refund Policy

180-day money-back guarantee on all the mentioned purchase options

Dosage

One capsule daily for three to four weeks for the best results.

Alpilean Ingredients

The Alpilean ingredient profile is unique and astounding at the same time. The ingredients mixed into the formula aren’t found in many weight loss products. Most significantly, Alpilean comprises clinical doses of all these ingredients, making the supplement more effective. According to the official website, one of the main ingredients in Alpilean is golden algae, which contains a unique pigment called Fucoxanthin. In a nutshell, Fucoxanthin is responsible for active thermal effects that support a fast metabolism and helps stabilize inner body temperature.

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Fucoxanthin (from Seaweed) 10%

Fucoxanthin is an effective weight loss ingredient in plenty of weight loss products. The powerful anti-obesity properties of Fucoxanthin are really surprising and beneficial. Let’s find out the scientific evidence behind Fucoxanthin’s function.

This scientific report proves that Fucoxanthin can ensure that your body dissolves more fat by maximizing your body’s lipid metabolism rate. Fucoxanthin even lowers the fat formulation percentage of your body so that you don’t accumulate excess fat quickly.

Another scientific journal demonstrates that Fucoxanthin is highly effective for long-term weight reduction effects.

All the listed ingredients are present in clinical percentages in the AlpiLean blend. The scientists and doctors behind AlpiLean have determined effective doses of these natural components after conducting detailed research on each one of these components.

This leads to the following key ingredient in Alpilean, moringa.

Moringa is the drumstick tree leaves, an antioxidant plant native to the Himalayans, that contains high levels of vitamins A, B6, and C.

Moringa Leaf (Moringa Oleifera)

The Alpilean makers intended to add Moringa Leaf extracts to AlpiLean due to their exclusive antioxidant properties. Science has proven that Moringa leaf contains heavy amounts of Chlorogenic acid, which is highly beneficial for overall health optimization.

The full effects of Moringa leaf extracts are yet to be discovered. Some scientific studies have proven the effects of Moringa leaves on weight loss.

Healthline affirms that Moringa leaves can promote rapid fat metabolism. The website also reports that consuming this ingredient can help dissolve fat cells more effectively. Consisting of abundant Chlorogenic acid, the component intensifies the weight loss process.

Higher levels of blood pressure and blood sugar can be controlled with the help of Moringa leaf, according to MedicalNewsToday. By consuming this component, patients with higher blood pressure levels can have healthier lifestyles.

Vitamin B12 (as Cyanocobalamin) 35mcg (417% daily value)

According to AlpiLean reviews, Vitamin B12 is a core component of AlpiLean, and the presence of this ingredient in the formula is responsible for most of AlpiLean’s benefits. Like all other necessary vitamins, consuming substantial doses of Vitamin B12 is quintessential for retaining optimal energy levels, normal heart functions, and regular blood flow inside your body.

Scientific studies have not established the association between Vitamin B12 and fat loss. But it’s proven that regular consumption of the necessary vitamins can indirectly catalyze your weight loss process.

This recent study has concluded that Vitamin B12 is impactful in alleviating stress and anxiety. The study also suggests that the vitamin activates more neurotransmitters in your brain to make it function more effectively. As a result, your cognitive health gets a natural boost, and your body’s stress response becomes smoother and better.

Also, MayoClinic reports the metabolic-boosting abilities of Vitamin B12. According to the reputed health website, regular and potent doses of the essential vitamin can recharge your body entirely by optimizing your metabolism. Also, the site reports that the crucial vitamin enhances fat metabolism actively. Supporting that claim, this scientific paper also proves that inadequate Vitamin B12 can indirectly trigger obesity.

Apart from that, Healthline promotes the energy-elevating abilities of the vitamin, and the site also shows how Vitamin B12 can help combat fatigue and restore normal energy levels. Some studies have also reported that adequate Vitamin B12 can help enhance bone density through a natural process.

Vitamin B12 dissolves more fat by taking your metabolic functions to higher levels.

It activates more neurotransmitters in your brain to promote better cognition and brain capacity.

It comes with natural energy-enhancing properties to make people feel more energetic.

The vitamin participates in the process of blood cell reproduction.

It promotes better nutrient absorption in your body, so you don’t store fat efficiently.

It supports better cardiovascular functions to help you avoid cardiac failure.

African Mango Seed (Irvingia Gabonensis)

Weight loss supplement users aren’t likely to be familiar with this ingredient because it’s rarely found in different weight loss products. The natural ingredient's high-fiber content is why it’s in AlpiLean’s formula.

African Mango seed is an extract from the Dika Nut and contains many antioxidants, which come into play as you consume regular doses of the ingredient. These antioxidants participate in maximizing the energy production rate of your body. The ingredient does so by supercharging your metabolic functions.

The experts of Healthline have researched the beneficial sides of African Mango seed, and they found something overwhelming. They believe that African Mango seed provides your body with abundant amounts of plant protein that support healthy bodily functions.

They have also found that the ingredient's high-fiber content helps minimize higher cholesterol levels and higher numbers of triglycerides.

Citrus Bioflavonoids extract (from Citrus Aurantium fruit)

The Bigarade Orange ingredient in Alpilean bursts with citrus bioflavonoids. Citrus Aurantium is mainly known as Bitter Orange, and the ingredient has been used for decades to treat different health conditions. This is also exceptionally antioxidant-rich and has antibacterial properties that benefit your overall health. According to the official website, the bioflavonoids present in Bitter Oranges essentially optimize gut health to reduce bloating.

Unlike many other ingredients, Bitter Orange's bioflavonoids have effective antibacterial properties to help ease digestion. The inflammatory effects of Bitter Oranges are also reported in this research.

Also, Bitter Orange’s bioflavonoids help optimize your cardiac functions and health naturally.

Chromium (as Chromium Picolinate) 10mcg (100% daily value)

Considered an essential micronutrient for weight loss, Chromium is vastly used in several weight loss products. Chromium purports to trigger better weight loss results in plenty of ways. The micronutrient is also meant to support several bodily functions to help you retain optimal health.

Chromium can help you stabilize your metabolic functions to ensure you don’t gain weight quickly. The micronutrient doesn’t let you accumulate fat. You are less likely to become obese within a short time frame if you have regularly developed the habit of using Chromium supplementation.

A recent scientific journal shows how Chromium can keep your body mass index under your conscious control. From the initial days of consumption, the micronutrient attempts to skyrocket your metabolic functions so that you lose fat like never before. That’s why most weight loss supplements contain Chromium as the main ingredient.

The experts of Healthline believe that the metabolic enhancement properties present in Chromium can’t be found in any other ingredients. That’s why the natural component is so valuable in weight loss.

Chromium Picolinate purports to balance your body’s glycemic index by lowering insulin resistance. That’s how the ingredient promotes healthy levels of blood glucose.

Besides these benefits, WebMD claims that Chromium can reduce higher LDL cholesterol levels to keep one’s heart health good. Those struggling to control higher cholesterol levels can benefit from Chromium Picolinate.

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Turmeric Rhizome (Curcuma Longa)

Weight loss experts and scientists have pointed out the inflammatory biomarkers that trigger obesity in general. According to them, Turmeric can neutralize the effects of these inflammatory biomarkers so that obesity doesn’t attack. A study is mentioned by Healthline that testifies to this fact. As referenced on the official Alpilean website, turmeric can work as a Thermo turbocharger to reset inner temperature.

The impressive benefits of Turmeric in terms of minimizing joint pains, aches, and arthritis have been established by MedicalNewsToday. The site also reports the powerful anti-inflammatory effects of the ingredient.

On top of that, NCCIH shows how beneficial Turmeric is in optimizing your liver's condition. The site also refers to specific studies that prove the digestive enhancement properties of Turmeric. Some experts also believe that Turmeric is highly beneficial for enhancing the functions of your upper respiratory tract.

Cleveland Clinic also exhibits specific studies that prove the anti-inflammatory effects of Turmeric. The organization's experts believe there’s no better anti-inflammatory component than Turmeric.

Ginger Root Rhizome (Zingiber Officinale)

Ginger root is crucial in turning your body into a fat-burning furnace. Several scientific studies have shown the thermogenesis-boosting properties of Ginger.

Ginger Rhizome also has potent anti-inflammatory properties that help alleviate pains, aches, and inflammation. MedicalNewsToday analyzes the anti-inflammatory effects of Ginger, and the site confirms the beneficial effects of the ingredient.

Several studies have also proved that Ginger Rhizome supports carb digestion and healthy digestive functions. Also, regular consumption of Ginger purportedly helps normal and healthy blood sugar levels.

These potent ingredients give Alpilean an edge in dissolving fat stores.

Each ingredient in Alpilean is 100% plant-based, soy-free, dairy-free, non-GMO, and vegetarian. The formula is said to be manufactured in a GMO-certified, licensed facility in the US.

Health Advantages Reported By Alpilean Customer Reviews

Needless to specify, AlpiLean has various health advantages that can improve your life. Let’s see how Alpilean benefits your overall health naturally:

According to the creators, Alpilean primarily aims to stop fat cell formation inside your body so that you don’t gain more weight. A supplement that can’t block fat cell formation can’t promote faster weight loss results either. Before dissolving existing fat, it’s essential to prevent further fat accumulation, and AlpiLean makes that happen quickly.

AlpiLean also elevates your body temperature impactfully.

Besides preventing fat cell formulation, AlpiLean also helps dissolve extra fat from different portions of your body to maintain a leaner structure. AlpiLean elevates your body’s fat metabolism effectively too.

It is also mentioned, Alpilean promotes healthy blood pressure levels. The potent ingredients of Alpilean are known to reduce the triglycerides and the level of cholesterol in your body to control your blood pressure. That way, you can keep your cardiac health better too.

The ingredients of AlpiLean can skyrocket your body’s metabolism and increase inner body temperature.

AlpiLean also makes it possible to reduce inflammation and inflammatory diseases naturally. It alleviates all types of pains and aches naturally.

Alpilean aims at the root cause of belly fat and slow metabolism.

Alpilean Pricing and Refund Policy

Alpilean is available on the official website only. The creators of Alpilean recommend ordering the product only from the official website to avoid counterfeits. Stay away from buying from third-party websites, like Amazon or eBay, to get the real deal.

One bottle of AlpiLean comes at $59 (52.92 GBP/ 81.49 CAD/ 105.06 NZD/ 93.99 AUD/ 60.67 EU.)

Three bottles of AlpiLean come at $147 (131.78 GBP/ 202.98 CAD/ 261.77 NZD/ 234.12 AUD/ 151.20 EU.)

Six bottles of AlpiLean come at $234 (209.76 GBP/ 323.13 CAD/ 416.48 NZD/ 372.59 AUD/ 240.58 EU.)

Remember, when you purchase Alpilean, there will be no auto-ship or subscriptions. Simply take the recommended dose of Alpilean daily to get desired results. Usually, the best results, as with any nutritional supplement, works best combined with a healthy, active lifestyle.

In addition to giving discounts for buying multiple bottles of Alpilean, the creators of the product are offering two Bonuses and kickstart boxes.

1-Day Kickstart Solution - The 1-day kickstart detox can help cleanse and flush organs to help absorb minerals and supplements. The starter pack also features Dr. Gibbs 15 second tea recipes using simple ingredients from your kitchen. Additionally, learn about simple everyday ingredients that can be used against inflammation and activate metabolism.

Bonus 2 - Renew You - Learn practical methods to release stress actively and calm the mind.

Alpilean is backed by a 60-day money-back guarantee, which applies to all purchase options. Consumers also have the opportunity to contact customer support directly if they have any questions.

According to the creators of Alpilean, it is essential to consume the supplement consistently during a period to see the effects of an active metabolic system for the best and lasting results. For this reason, ordering a 90 or 180-day supply of severe consequences is recommended.

Alpilean Vs. Java Burn

Product name

Alpilean

Java Burn

Pricing

One bottle at $59.

Three bottles at $147.

Six bottles at $234.

$69 for one pack.

$117 for three packs.

$204 for six packs.

Shipping Costs

Free shipping is available with the 6-bottle pack only. Otherwise, shipping charges apply to other purchase options.

A small shipping charge of $17 is applicable on all purchase options.

Refund Policy

60-day money-back guarantee

Ingredients

Vitamin B12, Fucoxanthin, Citrus Bioflavonoids extracts, Moringa leaves, Ginger Rhizome, Turmeric Rhizome, Chromium, African Mango seed

Green tea extract, Chlorogenic acid, L-Carnitine, L-Theanine, Chromium, Green Coffee Bean extract

AlpiLean Vs. PhenQ

Product name

Alpilean

PhenQ

Pricing

One bottle at $59.Three3 bottles at $147.Six6 bottles at $234.

One bottle at $69.99.

Three bottles at $139.99.

Five bottles at $209.99.

Shipping Costs

Free shipping is available with the 6-bottle pack only. Otherwise, shipping charges apply to other purchase options.

No shipping costs apply. Free worldwide delivery is available.

Refund Policy

60-day money-back guarantee

Ingredients

Vitamin B12, Fucoxanthin, Citrus Bioflavonoids extracts, Moringa leaves, Ginger Rhizome, Turmeric Rhizome, Chromium, African Mango seed

Capsimax powder, A-Lacys Reset, Chromium Picolinate, Caffeine Anhydrous, L-Carnitine Fumarate, Opuntia Vulgaris

AlpiLean Vs. Protetox

Product name

Alpilean

Protetox

Pricing

One bottle at $59.

Three bottles at $147.

Six bottles at $234.

One bottle at $59Three3 bottles at $147.Six6 bottles at $234.

Shipping Costs

Free shipping is available with the 6-bottle pack only. Otherwise, shipping charges apply to other purchase options.

The 6-bottle purchase option comes with accessible shipping facilities. The other packages come with a shipping charge of $9.95.

Refund Policy

60-day money-back guarantee

180-day money-back guarantee

Ingredients

Vitamin B12, Fucoxanthin, Citrus Bioflavonoids extracts, Moringa leaves, Ginger Rhizome, Turmeric Rhizome, Chromium, African Mango seed

Banaba, Bitter Melon, Guggul, Yarrow, White Mulberry, Gymnema Sylvestre, Licorice root, Vitamin C, Vitamin E, Alpha-lipoic acid, Juniper Berries, Cayenne, Juniper berries, L-Taurine

As consumers can see the Alpilean diet pills for losing weight fast by raising core body temperature for enhanced cellular activity and metabolic rates stacks up with even the best supplements like Exipure, Ikaria Juice, or Ignite too.

Alpilean Wellness Box

Readers will naturally take an interest in the Alpilean Wellness Box while ordering Alpilean. Alpilean Wellness Box is an add-on product that can make weight loss faster and more effortless. Here we present the main components of the Alpilean Wellness Box to convince you to purchase it.

Alpilean MCT Pure Oil

This pure oil becomes the most significant part of the Alpilean Wellness Box, composed of two pure forms of MCTs or medium-chain triglycerides. It aims to stabilize leptin secretion so that sudden hunger pangs don’t attack you frequently.

Pure MCT oil curbs hunger and appetite to a large extent. Pure Oil also heavily empowers your cognition and energy levels through a natural and science-backed process.

Alpilean Immune Boost

AlpiLean Immune Boost comes next, and this fantastic supplement is incomparable when it comes to achieving better overall wellness. Echinacea and other antioxidant-rich components are mixed into the product in decent volumes to supercharge your immune functions. On the other hand, the product helps elevate overall energy and vigor.

Alpilean BioBalance Probiotics

This product is included in the Alpilean Wellness Box to improve the digestive functions of the users. Taking regular doses of this excellent product can help stabilize your overall digestive health naturally.

Consisting of 20 billion beneficial CFUs that actively optimize your bowel functions, BioBalance Probiotics becomes an intense product. BioBalance Probiotics also benefit you by boosting your immune functions. It also manages to improve the absorption rate of nutrients in your gut.

Alpilean Ultra Collagen Complex

From the first day of consumption, Ultra Collagen Complex will work deliberately to improve the condition of your skin. It’s loaded with abundant collagen peptides to offer incredible skin enhancement benefits. This product doesn’t let your skin age very quickly. Also, it keeps your skin tight and balances skin elasticity.

Alpilean Deep Sleep 20

Sleepless nights, drowsy workdays, and other factors can contribute to weight gain. Sleeping well is mandatory to reduce excess weight, and Deep Sleep 20 makes that task more effortless.

It is packed with proven sleep triggers like lemon balm, passionflower, and melatonin. Due to the presence of these ingredients, Deep Sleep 20 will ensure you sleep well and get enough rest. This will help your mind and body recover fast and feel refreshed.

Conclusion

Alpilean’s efficacy is beyond question, and the functions of the supplement are on point. It’s also a given fact that AlpiLean is much better than other weight loss products sold on the market. Astonishingly, it doesn’t require you to follow a strict diet and workout plan to get evident weight loss results.

The truth about supplements is you need to focus on the results you want and create a balanced life that allows you to develop healthy habits. There is no overnight solution to weight loss, and the best results are achieved over time by maintaining an active lifestyle. For weight loss, supplements can play a crucial catalyst in supporting results. Natural supplements like Alpilean are a great alternative to boost your weight loss efforts.

Multiple reviews online about Alpilean and user reviews claim positive results from the supplement. However, the best way to know if this formula is a good alternative is to create a plan to achieve your health goals and incorporate natural solutions combined with health hacks to boost your efforts. Luckily Alpilean can offer a supplement in addition to good insights in the form of bonuses on how to lose weight properly and perpetually.

Check out the official website of Alpilean today to order the supplement. Visit the official website for more information.

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Alpilean Reviews: Shocking Customer Complaints About Ingredients’ Side Effects?

Surprisingly, AlpiLean differs from other weight loss items in every aspect. Be it the ingredients or the dose, AlpiLean’s formula is not unique but also more effective than other products. The makers of AlpiLean have already stated how much they invested into formulating the product in the best possible way before bringing it to the market.

What Is Alpilean?

According to the official website, the Alpilean ice hack is activated by the potent ingredients in the formula that can help wake up dormant metabolism to help the body burn fat all day.

Alpilean is said to focus on the root cause of weight gain as it targets low inner temperature, which is a common factor in many deadly health conditions like diabetes, high cholesterol, and strokes.

Most Alpilean reviews say the formula is one of the most sought-after weight loss supplements as it targets the biological root cause of belly fat. To finish the formula, Dr. Gibbs tested over 300 ratios and weights of six anti-aging Alpine superfoods to discover a single potent combination, three times more powerful than any other formula. The formula is taunted to increase inner body temperature and is said to act as a potent fat-shrinking agent.