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capturedbeauty · 3 months

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#You drink I will Lick #Take advantage of the situation #lucious bottom #tight butts drive me nuts #rear view

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turtleblogatlast · 21 days

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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

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s0fter-sin · 6 days

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vampire bats share mouthfuls of blood to other bats they’re close to if they weren’t able to feed and now i need old vampire!ghost sharing a bloody kiss with fledgling!soap, giving him mouthfuls of blood bc his fresh fangs are too sensitive to bite with

it’s been so long since he was turned that ghost’s forgotten the deep ache that comes with growing fangs and he almost worries when johnny goes to bite into the meal he’s brought him only to whimper and pull back; only the slightest pinpricks of a bite left in the man’s neck, barely enough to bring blood to the surface

it’s only when johnny whines and massages at his gums that ghost realises his oversight; crooning at his sweet mate in reassurance. he’s not upset that he couldn’t feed, at the unintentional rejection of his offering. he’ll make the pain stop

ghost pulls the man to his mouth and sinks in his fangs, sucking in a heavy mouthful and drops the now paralysed prey back to his feet; his throat steadily gushing with blood and spilling over his body

he cups johnny’s face, looking into his eyes, teary with pain and hunger, and purses his lips to carefully drip the blood into his mouth. the pain immediately vanishes from his eyes, replaced with pure bliss as he opens his mouth wide; curling his tongue to catch every drop. ghost presses his mouth to his in a hungry, blood-filled kiss; tongues twining together as they share the taste

johnny sucks the last of it from his lips and ghost guides him down to lap at the prey’s neck; licking up the blood he was too weak to draw himself. he’s ravenous with it, his whole face covered in red as he licks up the spill and suckles at ghost’s bite

ghost’s filled with an overwhelming pride at having provided for his mate in an even deeper way than just hunting for him. he spilled the blood johnny’s drinking; fed him in the most intimate way their kind knows and he’ll do it a hundred times over for his love

#pet peeve time i hate the vampire ‘licks a bite to stop it bleeding’ trope bc it biologically doesn’t make sense #if anything a vampire’s saliva would have an anticoagulant effect to /stop/ a bit from clotting so they can drink more #anyway back to bloody kisses lmao #thinking about the actual biological difference between humans and vampires and how much it would /hurt/ to grow a pair of fangs #like the human mouth isnt meant to have teeth that big or muscles strong enough to to support them #or the increased bite force they need #so not only are they growing new teeth theyre also growing bigger muscles and their mouths are having to adapt to them #that would cause so much pain #you ever grown in a wisdom tooth? it sucks and that nowhere near this level #on top of all that youre also starving and have an unquenchable need to feed #the intimacy of a sire feeding their fledgling from their own mouths #weaning them off their blood but still so dependent on them #and even after johnny can bite and feed on his own he still craves the closeness of being fed from ghosts mouth #and ghost never denies him #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #we’re a team- ghost team #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghoap #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #john soap mactavish #soap cod

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that-foul-legacy-lover · 8 months

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Foul Legacy remind me of a big cat, so I think he would like drinking milk

Like when you're having some tea/coffee he would have a big glass of milk to drink slowly with you, once his glass is empty he would lay his head on your knees to get some headpats and happily purr

Basically hes a big giant cat who need his daily dose of milk

ohhh that is so cute,,, i used to have a pair of cats who would attempt to steal ice cream or cheese :D

imagine you give Foul Legacy the milk in a normal, human-sized cup, so he has to delicately hold it in his claws and carefully sip it, like a cat. it's a luxury for both of you, since you work all the time, but you truly enjoy the mornings where you can sit in silence and relish each other's company. occasionally Foul Legacy looks up and sniffs your drink, taking a tentative sip of it- he always scrunches up his face if it's bitter, prompting you to chuckle and place a kiss on his mouth. if it's sweet, however, he chirps and tries to take another sip, and you have to gently push him away

once he finishes drinking he nudges aside whatever book or papers you're reading and snuggles his head into your lap, kneading his talons into your legs- gingerly, of course. he doesn't want to cut your skin. Legacy purrs deeply as your fingers begin to comb through his thick, coppery hair, sinking into your lap like it's the softest mattress in Teyvat. lazy mornings are something you both cherish very deeply, just getting to spend time together (in the winter you'll make hot chocolate as your morning drink, and you never forget Foul Legacy's marshmallows). he doesn't have a tail, but his wings flutter contently as he leans closer, falling into a state of warm drowsiness

your hands pet and scritch behind his horns, and he rumbles happily on this, the loveliest of mornings

#genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #foul legacy #foul legacy childe #genshin tartagalia #genshin childe #genshin tartaglia #chit chat #anon #i remember reading somewhere that most cats are lactose intolerant #yet they still love drinking milk... sigh...#legacy drinks it like mlem mlem mlem #you know the type. you know the one. delicate little licks #short scenario #other's stuff

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troybarnesbabygirlconfirmed · 3 months

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i hate when im drunk bc my ass is like TAKE A PICTURE OF ME I LOOK SO COOL and this is the picture

#pictures and passing time you only smile like that when…#i literally look nighmarish #i look like im about to crawl out of your closet #i look like the boogie man #why does anyone ever let me a have a LICK of alcohol #wait until you find out what im doing tonight #hint: drinking #I dont want to #but i also do #what is wrong with me.

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here-there-be-drag0ns · 11 months

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me, giving my dog a bowl of ice with treats frozen inside it that will occupy him for a While: haha silly dog with your silly enrichment toy. surely we have nothing in common!

me, not even ten minutes later: oh boy genloss!!

#dragons chatting #if you dont get it both the bowl of frozen treats and genloss are Enrichment in the Enclosure of approximately the same kind #if my dog just lets the ice melt on its own he will eventually get the treats gradually and also extra water to drink #but if he gnaws on and licks at the ice he gets the water and treats much faster #he can do either one with the same reward but its more enriching for him to work for the treats #with generation loss its a gradual reveal horror project im invested in #if i am patient and wait eventually the mystery will be released in full and other people will unravel it and lay it out so its easy to see #but its faster and more enriching for me to pick apart and analyze each installment as we get it and put my theories together myself #its rewarding to use my brain on something i enjoy to work and rework theories until i solve the puzzle #my dog and i both enjoy the same type of enrichment just in Very Different Forms lmao #genloss #generation loss

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azmaarts · 9 months

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Petition to Unalive Backgrounds.

The title says it.

ORIGIN STORY TIME!!

Thanks to the recent hype, I'm being reabsorbed into the Blue Lock franchise/fandom. My sleep schedule has shifted back from 12:00AM to 3:00AM. I've been high off of endorphins reading the official paperbacks, and now hangovers are whooping my gluteus maximus. ;-;

Anyway, it all starts with my love for ma boi, Nagi. I read this series back in 2020 or 2021, and to this day, one of my favorite scenes is the one where he scores the first goal at the U-20 match. So, naturally, I wanted to set my new phone wallpaper as that!

30 minutes of Googling, Binging, and Pinteresting... nothing.

How?

IDK.

With no satisfactory wallpaper, I looked at my drawing tablet and thought, Well, fak it. Imma do it myself. *inserts Thanos meme*

And that's how the nightmare started. :D

I find my references, and BAM. Sketch done. Pretty EZ cuz I had a solid vision in mind already.

A quick greyscale filling and dramatic eye color.... and I was done!

But on hon hon! YOU FOOL!

Curled like a shrimp, I stared at my new lockscreen. (Maybe this is a lesson for me to never stare at my art for more than 5 minutes.) Strangely, I felt a churn of dissatisfaction (or midnight hunger).

Maybe I should add some more saturation.

Maybe I should try...

Adding the background?

And so, after two days of trying to draw grass and people instead of seeing their 3D counterparts (JK, I still had to go to work and utilize my vernacular amongst those fleshy beings)... I finally finished.

OK. Maybe not finished finished...

Who am I kidding? Give me another three minutes to stare at my new lock screen and I'll probably start learning Blender to 3D animate my wallpaper or background or smth.

Anyway, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. UwU

*Yoinks you into a chokehold*

Who's your favorite Blue Lock character(s)? :D

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todayisafridaynight · 2 months

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what do you think the arakawa fam r like with like. food. like in general. is masato particular abt texture. does masumi put too much salt in everything. does Jo like not eat because he hates himself

jo definitely does not eat because he hates himself why do you think they got tsutsumi to play him. man's thin as a rail it's perfect casting

BUT with arakawa you won't catch him dead eating anything less than eye-catching or remarkable. keywords being Catch Him i know my man would like a burger .... it's just appearances and all ... truly is not as high maintenance as he presents himself when in the privacy of his home

i have an essay about masato and his diet/food preferences but i'll keep it tl;dr and say he's a pampered house cat. do not even breathe the word 'take out' to him he'll shrivel up and vomit on the floor. homecooked meals were as healthy as arakawa and sawashiro could make them so the second masato had the chance to try Actual Food that didnt taste like watered almonds that probably solidified his villain origin story. once he got to taste pork bacon instead of turkey bacon for the first time it was all over.

#snap chats #arakawa definitely gootta force feed jo like tryna give your dog vitamins #OH BUT FOOD HCS <3<3<3 i love food ...... my stomach and ninety allergies def dont tho !!!!!#i dont think arakawa would salt his food in public- it can be seen as rude (unless you take a bite first but anyway)#at home he def got that elderly palette... need to eat an actual salt lick ...#i could be funny and project and make masato allergic to Everything but ill do him A Kindness and say he has a typical palette #tbh i dont even think he'd like bacon ... too greasy ....#this was meant to be about all three of them but its slowly turning into a masato analysis post #like its not my fault theres a lot to think of considering His Condition and if his diet is affected because of that #clearly not enough if he can drink enough to concern yumeno but whatever

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roshanina · 1 year

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halbruce coffee date? :3 maybe them judging each other's drinks? lol

you probably were thinking about something cute but my brain..

#if you enjoy drinking americano coffees i recommand you to just lick water from puddles it probably taste the same

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diorsbrando · 1 year

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how renji & ichi look when they tag team me 🤭 damn near devour me and leave me a mess

#—sosa’s thoughts💭#i love having a bleach brain rot <3 #bleach tybw #the way renji drinking that substance…….#MMMMMMMM #ill lick whatever that is from his chin and say thank you #renji⭐️#sosichi 🫶🏾#ichi my skrunkly <3

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monstriiss · 1 year

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leave your drink unattended and you may just hear schlop schlop schlop and return to find your local eldritch abomination lapping at it. unashamedly even

#the worst thing is she is holding it in her hand just not drinking it like a normal fucking person #its that or she dips her hand into and licks it off her fingers #yes this is inspired by me losing my chai latte to my cats just now #anyway i have a splitting headache and am only capable of shit posting so you will suffer with me #;; ooc.#;; compost heap || shitposts.

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shinylights · 9 months

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louis body is just 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 we are not worthy!!!!

#let me take shots out of your sweaty belly button louis!! i don’t care if i don’t even drink i will if you let me!!#let me use your tummy as a pillow #let me just lick the IT IS WHAT IT IS tattoo…. just a couple times i beg!!!#let me just caress your arms slowly super super slowly…..#(me remembering the random lame ass anon i got saying i sexualizing louis…. 😘)

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