100 Sonic the Hedgehog character Assemble

The Sonic version of the 100 characters was done earlier this year!

Characters from all walks of life in Sonic from the games, cartoons and comics are represented, there were a lot of Archie characters I wanted to include but some just didn't make the cut.

I hope some of you enjoy the little easter eggs I put here and there.

The dtk and black star dynamic never fails to be funny because you have the actual literal death god who (for the most part) just treats this quality like a benign trait the same way you’d treat having brown eyes or being tall & then you have the freak who is like I Am Going To Surpass God Through Sheer Force Of Will. I Am The Best And Most Special Guy Ever. & dtk has no issues with this he in fact supports it he’s like yayyy black star you can do it :) One Day You’ll Make It! and then they go try and beat the shit out of each other for funsies.

early logan is the funniest fucking guy ever. they keep running into magneto and it always goes like

wolverine: I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP MAGNETO cyclops: logan PLEASE we CANNOT fight this guy [removes logan from the fight because he doesn't know when to run] wolverine: THIS TIME I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP MAGNETO THE ONLY REASON I KEEP LOSING IS CAUSE SCOTT IS A LITTLE BITCH magneto: magneto: your bones are made of metal you crazy little freak. what

mie im so sorry i just keep sending you stuff i swear this will be the last onw for awhile

nanami, the handsome, but moreover, respectable and good man of the town, the owner of the bakery in the capital. every mom in town is literally pushing their daughters into his presence, just hoping that he might notice them. he doesn’t, though, as his greatest love in his current life was baking and taking care of his ancestral family business.

nanami who returns from a neighboring country after a year long apprenticeship and god… he’s even more skilled but also even more handsome; broader, taller and somehow even more charismatic. the knights believe that the rigorous curriculum he endured makes him a perfect candidate for you. you are both acquainted, through the countless times you had visited his bakery to have a taste of his town-renowned pastries. they’re so full and smooth, so obviously crafted with love and care. it’s nothing surprising though, as he’s so pleasant himself, the gentle and fleeting touches between you two when you visit him in the silent and dark hours of the early morning, away from the eyes of the court, always make you unusually bashful.

you think nothing of it until a knight hands you a list of the most eligible men in the country and abroad; accomplished and noble men alike, but at the bottom of the list lies nanami’s name. you must admit, he’s quite dear to you, and he would make a fine consort.

— doc dad levi anon

Hehehe. First of all, I’m sorry you sent this in literally MONTHS ago, and I let it rot in my drafts. Finally stumbling upon it again, and I would like us to consider: it’s Satoru, your head knight and personal advisor, who pushes for Kento to be a candidate. Kento is well-loved, strong, determined, skilled, and most importantly in Satoru’s eyes, seems to care for you, and not just the throne you sit upon. 

Satoru also knows a thing or two about the elders of your cabinet, and when you give him a look when you see Kento’s name, Satoru does a terrible job of hiding his grin, “What, do you not approve?” 

You frown, “That’s not the matter, and you know it, Satoru. He doesn’t deserve to deal with the council’s disapproval if I were to pick him. He has a life of his own, one that I will not uproot for trivial reasons, nor for you to entertain yourself by upsetting the elders.”  

Satoru hums at your explanation, carefully taking the scroll from your hands and rolling it into his. He lets that smile creep back onto his lips when he eyes your furrowed brows, expertly flicking the end of the rolled paper in the middle of your forehead. 

“You ought to be greedier, my princess,” Satoru chuckles, “And have a little faith in me. I was left in charge of your list of bachelors, but those old idiots approved of every name—I didn’t even have to make a case for him—I’d say it’s a sign! He’s quite handsome, don’t you think? Other princes are boring and desperate, plus think of all the fine sweets he could teach the kitchen staff to make!” 

You should punish him for hitting you, but you can’t seem to care, only letting his words swarm your mind. So, you heed your advisor’s words, and luckily, Kento makes time for you, graciously allowing you to visit the following week, long before the bakery is to open for the day. You have to question him honestly, unable to drink the tea he’s brewed until you ask, “Did Satoru put you up to this? He can be protective and intimidating when he wants to be, but you needn’t fear if he’s threatened you. I’ll ensure you’re left alone, and I apologize on his behalf if he—” 

You pause, only because you believe this is the first time you’ve heard the baker laugh. It’s light, warm, steady, even. You know Kento to flash an earnest smile from time to time, an enamored one when he’s teaching Yuuji a new technique that he masters quickly, a gentle one when feeding the birds stale crumbs—but true, ringing laughter is new to you. 

“I was neither threatened, nor coerced, by Gojo,” Kento clarifies, reaching for a wooden jar of honey to his left, “He proposed the prospect to me a little over a year ago, and I informed him that I would be willing, so long as I had your mutual approval.” 

“A year ago?” 

Kento nods in confirmation, sweetening your tea to your liking before closing the jar, “He told me it would likely not come to this, but that your elders have been planning to arrange a contest for your hand, should you not choose a suitor within their preferred time frame.”

You nod slowly, grimacing slightly at the reminder—you know it’s only thanks to Satoru’s pestering, and quite frankly, frightening reputation, that they have not had you to take a husband by force. Still, it doesn’t explain why Satoru would be informing Kento of such sensitive information long before an official call for eligible bachelors. 

“He is the one who arranged my apprenticeship, and who provided for Yuuji in my absence, but I accepted both of my own volition. Just as I have accepted the honor to court you, if you’ll have me,” Kento finishes stirring your tea before placing it carefully in front of you. When he looks up, he can see the steam of the hot water dancing in front of your face, swaying slightly when he speaks, “And I am prepared to fight for you hand, and your freedom, if it comes to it.”

kuukou meant that when he said kids imitate their parents lmao

What if

These blue eyes are

These blue eyes

I rest my case.

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Fuckin BULLSHIT the one on the right is way better you only need 1 stroke to draw it!

Speaking of some things being objectively better than others for very important reasons, I booted up my brother’s old copy of Hyrule Warriors yesterday and tried to get A-ranks in the adventure mode, only to gradually realize just how important the level-up system is, meaning that no matter how good you are, the only way to have a chance of getting A-ranks on the later stages is to grind until the enemies don’t take 5 whole minutes each to kill.

Then I ranted to myself in my room about how Ultrakill’s P-ranks are way better

doechii releasing solo versions of that song she did with kodak black... it reeks of desperation. if it was a marketing tactic its a terrible one because now people just arent gonna want to support you for supporting 2 abusers in a row now

what lilith wants is attention so of course she’s going to seek out the worst people imaginable because she knows that they are going to give her the time of day and make her believe that she is worthy in some way because so long as any attention is given to her, she doesn’t care that there’s a bad influence attached to the person (ie: duretti telling her to kill ava in season one & adriel manipulating her throughout season two). if anyone paid any attention to her, she’s gonna stick by them (it’s a double edged sword in this case) and believe their word because she thinks they’re not deceitful and actually care about her, despite knowing that those people may have some negative effects on her. she’s easily influenced, she just wants someone to care for her at all costs (which definitely says a lot about her and her self worth but that’s a different story for a different day). i hope that in season three she recognizes her self worth outside of everything else around her and that she is worthy in different ways. she needs the others with her, despite all the shit talk she spewed throughout season two.

REBORN MONOCATS PULSE2 0IV 0EV JULIA DOWN

the dust pack attempt to add gameplay

Ok I'm gonna bitch: I'm so tired of seeing "this sucks just bring back megas" spammed on everything when it comes to the new gen like holy shit let it go

7/20/2022 (high cost deck)

‘what might happen were it to affect ichiro’s ability’ is inchresting because if kuukou successfully used his ability on ichiro it should just be sealed right??? so this is a question wwwwwwwhy—

Why would I judge you on the order? I'm the one breaking into your house and asking inappropriate questions lmao

It's a perfectly valid order to recruit them in, I get it

I like that you got your bro Seox after Tien, that's sweet

oh we never know. like some jokes about Siete being lower or Tweyen being on the end bunch --

but thank you <333 i did kinda have meta in mind tbh but Tien has always been good to me

But yeah honestly i was working on Tien and Seox a bit at the same time i think, but ultimately having Tien made grinding for the rest much easier anyway. So once i secured Tien for the meta, i was unstoppable.

this is my way to say, go for Tien. She will never let you down--

today i found a shiny eevee and accidentally killed it and then the game autosaved before i could reload my save. great experience 10/10 would recommend.