I made this on my birthday several months ago, and now it's the end of the year! Thank you to everyone and everything that has helped me do as promised.

🔥 Werewolves

Ask me my unpopular opinion about stuff

Alright, we're breaking it down and I don't know if it's unpopular opinions, but BOY IT'S OPINIONS.

note, this will be long so I'm sorry in advanced. Also note, this is mostly Teen Wolf Lore specific because I'm ME.

Werewolves in their shifted form are red/green colorblind.

Wolves in general can’t distinguish red from green due to color receptors. Humans have three color receptors in their eyes: blue, green and yellow; wolves have two color receptors: blue and yellow, making them red-green color blind. A wolf’s eye structure allows them to distinguish more shades of gray than humans which provides good peripheral and night vision. Meaning they can see well in low light conditions and have a wilder field of view. The structure of a wolf’s eye and ability to intake information supports the theory of werewolves having “speedy reflexes”. So let’s use that in the context of humans changing into a werewolf, that would reduce the amount of colors they could see when in wolf form due to the new limit of color receptors. Trade off, they can see in the dark and be super human with their identifications. In certain movies or shows, black and white is used when looking through the werewolf’s eyes, so this supports the theory that wolves in media are thought to be red/green color blind when using that lens.

Werewolves age at a slower rate - specifically every 7 human years they age 1 - and stop aging around 55

Dog jokes aside, your body goes through cell regeneration every 7-10 years. When you’re injured or sick, your cells are damaged. Your cells also die all the time, a natural process called apoptosis. Your body needs to replace damaged or dead cells with new, healthy ones. To create these new cells, the existing healthy cells in your body go through cell division, or mitosis. During mitosis, a cell splits into 2 cells, each with an identical set of chromosomes. These new healthy cells can then be used to help you heal. Werewolves have been shown to not "remove" issues, rather have it so slow that it no longer affects the person. Teen Wolf had Scott's Asthma return and Erica's seizures when their powers were 'paused'. This would be the same for the cell regeneration. your body is "completely new" in 7 years, so a werewolf would be at a slower rate. A 1:7 rate which just Happens to be dog years as well. Werewolves will start this process around puberty in my meta, because teenage years are when your body fully really gets that understanding of what it should be, so there. As for 55, the body starts to seriously lose grip of its DNA after 55 years, and the decay starts to kick in at that time. Werewolves wouldn't have that issue, their DNA would constantly heal and therefore would keep them at the same age for that specific point. Now if their powers were removed, this might kick start the aging back again and they might see some issues, but so long as they maintain this same healing process, they would essentially be 55 for the rest of their life both from a DNA perspective and from a visual view.

Werewolves are the superior supernatural creature in modern media

I will not be explaining further, thank you.

Jessica has so much patience too if Harvey had done to me half the shit he pulls with her I’d probably fall in love with him and then fire him it’d be a mess

i love jessica and harvey because it's just like. what if you took a man with the most insane case of mommy issues and put him in situations.

Happy New Year Rabies! Here you go! *gives you two cat plushies, one hugging an apple, and one hugging a banana*

Thhhaank you!!! Happy new year!!!

So the murders in the rue morgue is kinda gay. Like the narrator is a lil gay, and I love it.

THE ONLY CEREAL MY WIFE LIKES IS LUCKY CHARMS, BUT SHE DOESNT LIKE THE MARSHMALLOWS, SO SHE PICKS THEM OUT ONE AT A TIME AFTER SHE POURS THE BOWL. EVERYTIME I ASK HER WHY SHE DOESNT JUST GET A DIFFERENT CEREAL SHE INSISTS SHE ONLY LIKES THE 'ESSENCE' OF MARSHMALLOW.

this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

people are drawing Steamboat Willie Mickey doing all this crazy shit and whatnot, but you could always do that. you can do that now, with current Mickey, just fine. it's fanart and it's legally protected. hell you could take Disney-drawn Mickey and put a caption about unions or whatever on it and it would still be protected under free speech and sometimes even parody law.

what is special about public domain is that you can SELL him. you could take a screenshot and sell it on a tshirt. you can use him to advertise your plumbing business. people have already uploaded and monetized the original film.

you could always have Mickey say what you want, but now you can profit off it.

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

i have so many question s ! :3 and s ome info on grumblr :33

what are you ! (s pecie s wi s e ?)

what do you want to be called ! (like an alia s ?)

this s ite con s i s t s of mo s tly troll s! s ome human s , too !

how did you get here !

how old are you ! (dont need to an s wer if uncomfortable !)

that s all ! thank you for exi s t ing ! :333

you never thought you'd be popular enough to get so many questions. Alright, let's give this anonymous schmuck the low-down. You lean forwards and smooth back your hair. time to get talkin'. You're a felt. there was never any official species name or nothin', but that's what people like you are called on account of your, well, skin feeling like it does. You guess some people call you leprechauns. You’re not about that crap. Your name's Ego. that's your name. people call you "boss" sometimes, though, on account of your owning of midnight city's best and only underground fighting ring. Not like that matters anymore. You take a note of the trolls and humans stuff. whatever that means. You got here from some CONVOLUTED TIME TRAVEL BULLSHIT. JUJUS, GANG SHENANIGANS, THE LIKE. you're currently in an underground bunker fiddling with a giant computer console. You're in your thirties. uh. you thank this anonymous person for existing too. you guess.

He's always watching. No matter what I do. It's horrible- I can't escape him. I'm sorry for shutting everyone out. I'm just not ready for everyone.

MEAN TO HIM!!!

Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

you know what boils my blood.

over the last 2 weeks, i've seen countless patients walk into my urgent care center, symptomatic for so many things, refusing to get tested for covid and flu, citing that they don't want to knowingly bring it to their holiday tables. i had a patient tell me, verbatim, "i don't want to test for covid, because i don't want to be the asshole who brings it on a plane."

i understand that - i understand that holidays are times where people look forward to meeting loved ones that they might only see once a year, or where they get a break from the hectic back and forth of their lives.

but here's the thing - whether they get tested or not, they will bring whatever they have to their holiday tables. it's pure recklessness to know that you're sick, and walk into someone else's house spreading the disease.

today, january 2, i saw 91 patients, many of them who have tested positive for covid and flu. many of these patients are the same ones who didn't want testing 3 days ago, until their events were over, and now, they will have to reach out to everyone they know to let them know that they were positive because they were showing symptoms well before their event.

the next week or two? we're going to see many, many more, all people with symptoms that started around christmas. these are the only two viruses we test for rapidly in our office, but they are potent and can be fatal in many people.

so here's why i wrote this post, and maybe it's a little late, but - if you care about your loved ones, please get tested if you know you're sick. it doesn't have to be at a clinic if you don't want it to, because the over-the-counter tests work just fine too (if you test within 5-7 days of symptom onset). just...please don't try to run from the knowledge that you might have covid, because immunocompromised people, elderly people, people with co-morbidities like asthma, pregnancy, diabetes, etc...many of them may not recover. and they may not be sitting at your holiday table in the future because of it.

what happens when you change your web standards to be only english-speaker inclusive

something about becoming part of the food chain