#WHY IS TJERE AN
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*happy Halloween can be heard in the distance *
AMONLOLONGOLONGER????^^?^?^?^?^??^^??^!?^!?^!?^!^!?!?!?^
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HEY CHAT. the silly (it was mammon. we all knew it was going to be mammon) won the poll so i am now legally obligated to write smth for our first man. hope u guys like it 🫶 also. i dont. have. yellow on mobile. so we have to. deal with it. and. use orange instead. #sad
mammon relationship hcs
OH THIS FUCKING GUY.
Loser.
Will do stupid shit to impress you.
"Hey, watch me carry this comically large box!"
"Mammon, I don't think that's a good idea."
"Don't be ridiculous! Look!" *dies*
You mention it's kind of cold? He will immediately take off his jacket and have you wear it. His brothers will not hear the end of it.
"Hey, guys! Guess who wore my jacket? That's right, it was-"
"Mammon, nobody cares."
After a lecture from Lucifer, Mammon will look for you in search of comfort (and cuddles)
He'll bury his face in your shoulder and complain while you rub circles on his back
He loves affection, but he gets embarrassed easily
Super clingy once he's comfortable in your relationship, but don't be fooled, he gets flustered all the time.
He's amazing at giving gifts. He knows exactly what you want without fail. Mammon just knows you best.
He's also surprisingly good at knowing where you are??? Like, Lucifer will ask him where you are and he'll respond with "I dunno, try the cat cafè." And you're there??? You didn't even tell him where you were going, he just guessed.
So annoying about you. He won't shut up about you, but he can't help himself!! He just loves you so much and everything about you is so perfect that the list would be over 30 pages long! Don't tell him I said that-
He may not be the Avatar of Envy, but he tends to get jealous easy.
You're hanging out with his brothers a little too much for his liking? That's it, you're legally obligated to spend the day with him now.
Physically cannot be more than 30 feet away from you or else he will implode.
So, so many movie marathons. At least once a week.
He tends to fall asleep easily though, so they usually never get finished.
Wakes you up in the middle of the night for the dumbest reasons and pokes you until he's sure you're awake.
"Hey. Hey hey hey hey hey hey-"
"...What..?"
"Ya hungry?"
He would never admit this, but he likes making you laugh. He just finds the way you scrunch up your face so adorable. And your laugh too. He loves your laugh. He could never get tired of it, even if he wanted to.
It is genuinely so difficult to get this guy to say "I love you" because he recharges his courage to actually say it every 6 weeks because he thinks it's SO embarrassing.
Just because he doesn't say it a lot doesn't mean he doesn't. Mammon just finds it difficult to say. So remember that he loves you, will you?
#ough this is straight ASS why djd i write this.#“bc mammon won the poll” yeah yeah ik....#im not gonna main tag this. fuck you. /silly#ok time for tags and THEN i add this to my masterlist and THEN i add it to most recently written and THEN i remove it from wip.#i lowkey didnt know how to end this...#minorinrin layout. rosemi url. mammon hcs. im mr worldwide fr.#obey me x reader#obey me mammon#obey me mammon x reader#obey me mammon x you#youve got mail! wanna open it?💌#obey me x you#why is tjis probably the worst thing ive ever written ITS LITERALLY MY FIRST OBM POST HGELP.#also good lord TJERES SK MANY TAGS??? HELP ME????
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my personal life: hey, turns out you might have to go no contact with a very close family member because their transphobic reactions to you getting top surgery in the near future are starting to get dangerous
me: cool cool cool...i’d love to distract myself from being bombarded by potentially life-altering anti-transmasculinity irl, let’s go on the internet and see what the trans people on there are up to, surely interacting with my community will make me feel better
the internet: so basically a bunch of trans people have spent the last few days very loudly defending their right to not care about or even think about trans men and a disturbing amount of people are actually buying it
#yes it is my mom. in case anyone has seen past posts about her and guessed#if anyone was wondering why i havent been super active lately...thats why#hard to focus on the discourse when my irl life is like. imploding#there really is no escape from this bullshit is tjere#*there#im so fucking tired!!!!!!#hope yall dont mind my posts being a bit more personal for a while and less like. General Theoryish Stuff or whatever#bc i simply might not have the brain power to think about that stuff#transandrophobia#transandromisia#transmisandry#virilmisia#virilphobia#anti transmasculinity#transmascphobia#trans men#transmascs
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Is there ANYONE willing to fund my nendoroid addiction
#this is a joke I’m not opening comms#but really why is good smile suddenly releasing so much good shit#maybe it’s a good thing ff7r is not coming to pc#cuz it means I can set that money aside to fucking buy dolls#who needs groceries when good smile is bringing back nier dolls#oh and Edward Elric#oh and there are botw posesable figures#there’s also sekiro nendos#oh and there’s kusuriuri#AND THEN TJERES ——-
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i went to a con over the weekend and bought a bunch of stuff from a rock shop. love going to cons in this area bc it's like 25% fandom junk (and i dont rlly watch anime), 50% arts and crafts, and another 25% JUST for funko pops hdhfhd
already showed you Apple :]
also got this lil tree
some mushrooms to go with my bigger mushroom that i got at a different convention from different people jdgfkh
and... ROCK PIG !! he is wonderful and also very heavy
also bag update! got the heart pin at the con, everything else has just been added/moved/etc overtime lol. need to space it out better but im tired of stabbing myself so it's fine for now
also ark got me a beetle :D
#that is all i got at the con btw 😭#was hoping i'd see some splatoon stuff but this was the smallest con they've had yet#next con should be a bit more interesting#but i greatly enjoyed the rocks#i know ppl are wary of rock decorations like this bc they might be fake but#tbh i just like the way the look so i dont rlly care lmao#if my rock pig is actually made of Unknown Material that's okay 👍#the heart pin is the only one i didnt pick up at the rock booth#subtlest aro pin ever 👍👍👍 IM SO MAD THEY HAD A REALLY NICE RAINBOW PIN#BUT NO IM 23 AND STILL FORCED TO BE IN A GLASS CLOSET JHDKFJK#mom i know we both know can we just get it over with already 😭#also got to meet some exiled queer family down there and catch up talking YAYYYY their youngest added us on discord jdhdhk#it was so fucking refreshing. i thought the only other one in my family died... had no idea that was why we didnt talk to them anymore#anyways that's how my life has been sorry for the continued absence tjere's a lot hapwning rn 👍#and by a lot i mean nothing but i stay exhausted hdhfkj it's just been. [static] ya know#chat
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have u guys seen him? well now u have
#not even joking thats my girlfriend right tjere he looks so good i almsort passed out#soeey i took the audio out its just that spansoh accents make me want 2 die liek why cant u just talk normal#i am allowed to say taht i am from argentina they colonozwied me ok please undersyand donr cancel me
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"fnaf is the scariest game ever" "no its silent hill" "well i think its resident evil" everyone shut up!!!!!! youre all wrong. its actually zack & wiki quest for barbaros' treasure (on the nintendo wii) but only the level "keeper of the ice". that level scared me so bad as a kid and you can tell because its the only individual level i remember the name of off the top of my head. like there is nothing scarier than a) being chased and b) being on a time limit. and you know what this level has? BOTH OF THOSE. this level is still scary to me im like AHHHHH!!!! and then i die
#i had to google horror games after i thought really hard for silent hill and fnaf#because like. resident evil is just not a horror game in my mind... its just cool zombie game...#to be fair though. the only one i actually played a portion of was re6 which is probably the least scary one in the whole series#anyway do the kids still find silent hill and fnaf scary. i dont know.#well the former id say yes given how prevalent ps1 horror has been in recent years#fnaf i have no idea. im a massive wuss so its scary when i play it for myself#but watching someone else play them especially when i know them well isnt scary#and ive watched fnaf videos for YEARS#so i dont know. (old man voice) these damn kids... back in my day we watched markiplier scream at freddy fazbear and we LIKED it!#anyway its objectively a horror game and thata literally fine thats all i needed for this post#MY POINT HERE. my point here#IS THAT HIT ZACK AND WIKI LEVEL KEEPER OF THE ICE. IS SOOOOO SCARY#its not that scary but i see tjat level and im like 3 years old making my mom play this level for me again#and for the record yes me and my sister really did make our mom help us with z&w#she remembers helping us with frost breath the most because we like did notttttt get that one at all#and she could never remember how to do the mirrors based on what combination of stands is there (because tjeres like a few variations)#so she always had to look up a guide 😭😭#my poor mother on fucking gamefaqs or something in like 2010... legends only#anyway if you have no idea what level im talking about (any of my oomfs reading this that isnt end) (hi end) PLEASE look up this level#and i need you to think of like a 5(?) year old making her mom play this game.#this aforementioned child is still a massive wuss as an adult btw. some things never change#anyway watch that level and think about how someone like me. whos already a scaredy cat!#imagine how someone like me felt at age 5 possibly younger playing this level#I WISH I COULD LIKE CONVEY EMOTIONS OVER TUMBLR. why cant i attach a .emotion file to this post#anyway ramble over <- hes said that like a million times today#scariest level in a game ever...!!!!! FUCK that keeper of the ice bitch im GLAD he died#muffin mumbles
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millie millie do you have an image of your yuusona👀
OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS QUESTION
i don’t have a fully fleshed out yuusona but here’s some picrews i made some time ago with some friends!! 🎀
#i think she likes pigtails but i’m not too sure#a little basic BUT WE’LL GET TJERE#why do u ask now i’m concerned#holds u by the scruff#moot.
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Anyone got drama recommendations where the woman is the ceo or just rich etc...so tired of seeing the dame tropes in kdrama land why doesn't anyone want to do anything different 😭😔
#kdrama#king the land#recommendations#i dont hate ktl the leads absolutely killed it i loveeee junho and yoona#but yeah ...#tjeres a lot i didnt like at all.#sk'a recent romcoms arent that good afraid to say at least to me i know many like these shows !!#we all have different tastes after all#but yea its just very repititive man lkke ??#why wont we get the rich FL?#and the broke a$$ loser ML
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i was also looking thru old aet and found thid gem
#sorry for the danganronps on main it may happen again#ghfbfbf fngng m ncmc cmvnv#i cant give context on why its gundham and kiivo uou had to be tjere /j#that a silly story for another day maybe#.#danganronpa#gundham tanaka#kiibo#guniibo#i Did ship gundham and kiibo ywah . yaoi forever#old art
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Iw anna eat glass
#theres a wine glass in front of me and i fucmjng wanna take a bite out of it#crumcj cronch crunch crumkch mucjh munch#i think tjere migjt be somethiwng wrong with me#i jurst reall really fucking wanna i wanna i wanna i know i should fucking not but I WANNA TAKE A BITE OUT OF THE WINE GLASS MAN. WHY CANT I#AUGH
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I'm a bit (very. Very very very very very) suspicious of the ruins of Eld in Duskbarrow depicting a flood and rhe Solistia texts u find on one of Partitio's Sense of Commerce quest saying "there r theories that the two continents where once one" and if u align Solistia with Orsterra and twist it a bit the different regions basically fit together ans I'm jjst saying this might be me looking jnto this wayyyyy too much and if it is irs srill funny that it works either way
(I'm def looking into this too much but imagining the gate of finis in orstrra and solistia to be the same except galdera went and destroyed all those mountains around it is a bit funny to imagine listen)
#octopath traveler#octopath traveler II#im prob looking into ot too far#i doubt orsterra and solistia r the same but im like#what if its the world after the travelers in 1 didnt manage to beat galdera#and he got sealed by someone else somehow#im jist confused cuz why would the gate of finis also exist in solistia#then ig dimensional portals n shit r a thign on toto haha also#sooo but either way#its funny they fit tigether sort of well#not EXACRLY but if the land got flooded n tjere was an entire ocean then#n maybe galdera wrecked the mountains of hornburg#had a fun time with them
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there's nothing in this world that is better than ice water btw. i loooooove water if it wouldn't literally kill me i would be drinking it 24/7. im gulping that stuff im like a fish. glug glug 🐠
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ihope my friends dont mind if I post our conversations out of context😁✝️🙏
#tjere are no braincells to be had in these lands#theres a long running joke of curtis being homophobic/transphobic#i dont know why but ot makes me laugh SO hard#creature feature band#creature feature#istg if tumblr crops these weird im goimg to bite my phone in half
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i have an awful lot of pictures of william beckett saved to my phone for someone who doesn't listen to the academy is
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how to cope with burnout when you cant stop working even for a second and there is more work every day and the year is almost over so you cant fall apart now and everything keeps getting harder
#top ten worst days to get my period i feel like a dying animal. tjere is too much work in the world and i am too tired for all of it#how is anyone supposed to cope with this. why does the school year get harder towards the end#plush.txt#it cant get easier until i rest but i CANT rest until it gets easier. the cycle is unending
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