Anyway I have purged my queue of Ace Attorney (I posted it all, enjoy the the massive wall of nonsense from me.) So now it's just miscellaneous and then The New Brainrot.
There's already an image of one of these clowns on here so enjoy that.
But anyway... It's Vanitas Time.
I am unhinged about all of the characters but I am becoming absolutely unwell about the titular Vanitas himself.
He's an asshole and I like him so much.
He's unhinged. He's so disingenuous and so repressed but he's so bad at keeping his feelings in. I swear sometimes he's just dissociating in the middle of a conversation.
He's a bastard and a bitch. He hates both vampires and humans for their cruelty but not nearly as much as he hates himself.
He has completely given up on life and is sustaining himself purely on spite and guilt. He makes people hate him on purpose.
He is kind but not nice. He is the embodiment of that cat knife meme, you know the one. He is babygirl and pathetic little meow meow. I want to send him to therapy.*
His vibes are constructed entirely out of red flags. He's a bisexual man that you want to keep 20 feet away from all women at all times because geeeeez my guy learn to behave yourself. He's a sarcastic prick. He's incomprehensibly traumatized.
I want to run him over with a freight train. I want to wrap him up in a homemade quilt and give him a cup of hot cocoa. I want someone to hold him tenderly. I want that twink obliterated (gayly).
He looks and acts like a feral alley cat. His outfit is simultaneously iconic and absurd. I think he stole someone's gender. He wears gloves with claws on them.
He is terrified of genuine connection yet he craves intimacy so badly. He is a massive pile of trust issues.
He is doomed by the narrative, he is running out of time, he is destroying himself through every step of his objective. He knows he will likely destroy himself before he can ever succeed. He is terrified of losing his humanity. He calls his objective vengeance but I'm pretty sure it's actually absolution.
There is something very very wrong with him.💖💜💙
*(I want to send all of these characters to therapy.)
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Mochijun, drawing tarte tatin-induced Vanoe domestic bliss: I am going to make a panel background that is so kawaii.
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i am in desperate need of more Antoine content.. he’s too gorgalicious to be neglected.
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this is @longhairedboybracket propganada for why you all should vote vanitas
you gotta think of the big picture ellitote is nice but he's the ONLY long haired pretty boy in starwdew what if im not into elliote ? what other long haireed boys to i have? no one
But Vanitas has maaaany different long haired pretty boys
vanitas who's here to represent the long haired pretty boys who had a mental break down took a pair a scissors and went to down its an uneven mess but he makes it work!
And most importantly
Vanitas is a bottom yknow he left out the biggest most baby girl moan if you accidentally pull his hair
Thank you for coming to by tedtalk
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why aren't we talking about how fucked up it is that vanitas didn't make it past round one. there is no fucking justice left in this world (open for better quality please ❣️)
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vanitas' revenge is so funny to me like 'im going to save all vampires from destruction' babygirl that's not revenge
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I absolutely adore your Vanitas fanart and it’s a joy to see whenever I see it in the tag or on the dash. Hope you have a great day!
oh ym gosh what a sweet message :,,) thank youso much for liking my vani art!!! he's my babygirl..
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