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starry-skies-116 · 2 years
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More Incorrect Quotes from FNAF!
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Andrew, having just lost his glasses: “KILL THE BUG!” Cassidy: “...Brother. Dearest brother beloved. That is a gecko.”
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Elizabeth: “OH, WELL PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR COMRADE IN NEED. BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE THAT HAS DEFIED ME SO BLASPHEMOUSLY!”
Elizabeth, chucking the chair out the window: “AWAY, AWAY! BEGONE WITH YE, YOU FOUR-LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST PRIMORDIAL AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU DOTH SUPPLY TO ALL HUMANITY!”
William: “...Elizabeth just threw a tantrum about a chair.”
William: “I just won Elizabeth Tantrum Bingo.”
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Evan: “Gender roles are naught but a social ideal you fools bound to mortal flesh continue to worship and consequentially fuel. I’ve long since severed ties to such petty and trivial restrictions.”
Elizabeth: “...Is that why you’re wearing one of my tutus?”
Evan: “An oversimplification of the truth behind my actions. But yes.”
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Elizabeth: “How do you do these kinds of things so easily?”
Michael: “I’m fearless.”
William: “I saw you run from bees yesterday when I was trying to exterminate the hive in our front yard. You flailed around and tripped over a fire hydrant. It was both hysterical and pathetically sad to watch.”
Michael: “...I’m MOSTLY fearless.”
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((if the missing kids were reincarnated into the present era as close childhood friends)):
Gabriel: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?  
Jeremy: >:O language  
Susie: Yeah watch your fucking language  
Fritz: OKAY WHO TAUGHT SUSIE THE FUCK WORD?  
Cassidy: 'The fuck word'.  
Charlie: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time  
Susie: Oh my god she censored it  
Cassidy: Say fuck, Charlie.  
Susie: Do it, Charlie. Say fuck.
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Michael: “I am a creation of God to be feared.”
Michael: “I put the ‘sexy’ in my dyslexia, and nothing is hetero about me- not even my chromia.”
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Gregory to Vanessa out of genuine curiosity: “Oye, Michael, what happens if you press the breaks and the acceleration in the car at the same time?”
Freddy: “What- that’s extremely risky, please don't d-!”
Vanessa, jokingly: “The car takes a screenshot, I suppose.”
Freddy:
Vanessa:
Freddy: “...Let me call your therapist again.”
Gregory: "Yes, provided they had not been brutally slaughtered in a pool of their own mangled body like the last ones had been."
Freddy:
Gregory:
Freddy:
Gregory:
Freddy: "...I'm sorry- what?"
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sunyandmony · 8 months
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Original post :)
5. I̤̮t̤̮ w͓̽a͓̽s͓̽ j̪̟̮̔ͩư̡͕̭̇s̠҉͍͊ͅt̲̂̓ͩ̑ a͓̽ ĝ̽̓̀͑l̙͖̑̾ͣỉ͔͖̜͌t̲̂̓ͩ̑c͕͗ͤ̕̕ḣ̖̻͛̓!̶
It has taken too long, he was out of time and breath, unable to run or hide any longer. He was cornered like a prey by its predator. And it was the last time he would ever see the light of day again.
It went too fast to his liking, and he couldn't help the pain that spread across his injured waist once the knife almost stabbed him more fatally. He escaped just with a long scratch, but not completely. She was still following him.
"ꂦꃅ ꁅꋪꍟꁅꂦꋪꐞꐞꐞ~ Ⴚიოჹ იႶ ꪮꪊᡶ, ỉ ꪖꪑ కꪮ sꪮꪹꪹꪗ... I̸̡̛̳͌̉͋͐͒̍t̵̏͛̃̍́̈̚͜͝t w͓̽a͓̽s ju͓̽s͓̽t͓̽ a͓̽ ĝ̽̓̀͑l̙͖̑̾ͣỉ͔͖̜͌t̲̂̓ͩ̑c͕͗ͤ̕̕ḣ̖̻͛̓.... I ️ş̵̛̳̍̃̏͆̏̂̎͌͘͝͝͝͝ŵ̵̨̢̳̞̤̝̖̠̘̩̞̘̭͍̘̐́̈͑̈́̐̂̔̽̓͋̂̔ͅẹ̷͓̺̰̽̍͛̉̐̔͋̓̚͜â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️ i͓̽t͓̽ wo̯̱̊͊͢ṇ̤͛̒̍'t ha̤p̞̈͑̚͞pẹ̿͋̒̕️ṉ̵͓̬͈̞̥̭̥̇̓̔͋ aĝ̽̓̀͑ai̵̢̢̡͚̩̞̥͕̜̻̫̩̐̈͘͜n~"
She called out, a harsh end to her sentence followed by a loud crash. Before it could catch him, Freddy finally came back and rescued him, running away together... This was not the first or last time he would hear about her.... And see her...
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Vanny gets arrested at Five nights at Freddy’s
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just-bee-lieve · 4 months
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a peek into the au where mike works at the pizza plex and he and vanessa are work besties :^}
BONUS
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mellomadness · 10 months
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psycho furry Vanny dump 🐰
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miyamaruii · 4 months
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William and Vanessa but make it furries🐇
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ogromnaya-davilka · 11 months
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shockpinkrosary · 4 months
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Yearly tradition, terrible reminder
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azoinab · 3 months
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A commission for @theautisticjedi
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b0lyachka · 6 months
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I'm in my fnaf phase again thanks the film 😋😋😋
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okayxairen · 7 months
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An incredible cinematic parallel I’m surprised I haven’t seen more people talking about. He HATES being corrected.
“SYMMETRY, MY FRIEND!”
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starry-skies-116 · 2 years
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New Headcanons yeet skeet:
Michael is genuinely amazing at singing, and has impressive motor skills to boot (compared to his younger siblings), so to make up for his atrocious reading comprehension caused by dyslexia, he decides to write songs in his pastime- short little melodies that he would occasionally vocalize/hum and stim to (something that he absolutely flips his shit in the most positive way over once he discovers Evan/Gregory does it too).
Michael can dance. That’s it that’s the headcanon /j. And he’s really fucking good at it.
Only thing is that he can’t really rap due to a stutter almost always impeding his speech when he speaks too fast, causing him to either stumble over his words or slur massively. His family and his friends (William because he doesn’t really care about Michael’s disabilities) are the only ones that haven’t borderline bullied him over such a thing.
Whenever Gregory gets extremely overstimulated or upset, he turns either hyperverbal with stuttering and slurring, extremely disorganized speech or he turns nonverbal. Vanessa/Elizabeth brought him a notebook so that whenever he turns nonverbal or has a lapse/episode, he writes/scribbles his raw, unfiltered thoughts down into the notebook. Those around him, especially his siblings, are extremely patient and understanding, and when he’s under extreme stress, they try to help him get better or they wait for him to calm down and for his speech to return to normal.
Gregory/Evan, back when shit was rapidly escalating/going downhill for them, often oscillated between mania-induced complex delusions of grandeur and a large, grandoise sense of purpose on one end, and shit memory, hallucinations, severe burnout, age regression, and delusions of extreme paranoia and nonexistent self-worth on the other end. Emotional dysregulation and poor organizational skills would come into play during burnout, and usually he resorts to the only coping mechanism he always knew when all else fails- making sure no one was around before crying in a fetal position and rocking back and forth, back and forth over and over again to soothe himself. 
Freddy finds him like this one day, utterly destroyed, and knew what to do somehow- he just scoops the boy up into his arms, places him on the couch or another soft surface, and sits with him silently, letting him be the tether to reality that his younger brother desperately needs.
7. Gregory genuinely likes the corny jokes and bad puns that Freddy’s programmed to make. It’s sort of like a ‘so bad it’s actually good’ situation, and he even makes a couple of them himself to lighten the mood and take a detour from his usual sarcasm, saying that he can be a bit “over-bear-ing” sometimes. Both of them are laughing, Vanessa suffers and Roxanne simply yells out an “UGH WHY” for the uptienth time (constant pain uwu).
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lapushbaby · 6 months
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I hc Vanessa as equally stupid to Mike
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The FNAF Mikes and Vanessas watch Immortal and restless
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karoochui · 5 months
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Tw for just slight blood
also Help Wanted 2 DCA spoilers maybe
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How have i never drawn Vanessa before also Sun in Help Wanted 2. Heart eyes. He was crazy for all of that
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cookieruma29 · 7 days
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The day Vanessa got banned from TikTok
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