Greetings, Timothy
Ra's. Having computer troubles again?
Well, you did blow up my bases. Again.
Oh no Ra's Dearest, I'm so sorry to hear that
Leave the condescension to Grayson, he pulls it off much more effectively
I'd say you might like him better than me at this point. If he's so much better than me at everything, why don't you bother him instead
Oh but that's not how our little game here works my Beloved Detective, it is my turn to retaliate is it not
And what, this is a heads up? Not like you at all, Dearest
Oh, is it not?
Leave the clueless act to Grayson he's-
An excellent performer. Not the kind I'm curious about, I -
And what kind are you curious about?
It truly is impossible to have a conversation with you, young detective
And what would we converse about if it weren't?
... Perhaps I am giving you a heads up. Perhaps I want you to be prepared for our next encounter.
And why should that be?
I think you know very well why, Timothy. I'm sending a puzzle your way, as a gift, I do know how much you love those
Oh, you know me so well, Dearest
Mm. And I suggest you watch your back. My men won't be going easy on you
You wouldn't face me yourself?
Oh I would, but I have a pretty blonde to attend to. He's quite the specimen, have you broken him in yet?
... No. Where is he... Where's Bernard!?
Oh calm down now, Beloved, he's right here with me. Does he know you flirt with international criminals during your night work?
...
Well, he does now, doesn't he?
Ra's don't you fucking dare touch a single fucking hair on his head! I'll kill you this time, I'm not playing!
Ohoho, dear boy you can't, you don't know how to cross that line yet. Have fun with my gift now will you?
Fuck you.
*chuckle* Goodbye Detective, I'll see you soon enough.
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Hello Xitsen, I was wondering if you know this song or the band Burn the Ballroom in general because I feel like there's songs that fit your Bitting the hand that feeds you au well. Here's one of them:
Yesss I have this song in my favourites!! The vibe is just sooo... I haven't listened to any other songs from them so I definitely need to check them out!
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you ever think about how tasty a honey slime would be, I do.
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HELLO
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I THOUGHT I'D GIVE YOU MY TWO RECIPES THAT I'VE MADE BY ADJUSTING RECIPES I FOUND ONLINE BECAUSE THE ONLINE RECIPES WEREN'T DOING IT FOR ME
FIRST,
BANANA BREADDDDD
Ohhh, ahhhh, banana breaded
NEXT,
LEMON CRINKLE COOKIES
Ohhhh, ahhhh, lemon crinkle cookies
You've probably seen these online and they are even better than they look, you can also switch out the cake mix and liquid for something else, I've made strawberry chocolate with strawberry milk, strawberry cake mix, and devils food cake mix (it was a double batch) and orange with orange cake mix and orange juice
These are both so damn good istg
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Fire Beef With Fried Noodle🥩
At the street festival, try a bowl of fire beef with noodles. Plus buttermilk. The beef is juicy and hot. Fried noodle with beef, is tasty. Flavour is little sweet. Easy to chew and swallow. Very delicious while it’S freshly cooked. From “Japan Fes”
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