I was hanging out with a group of ~7 people who were mostly or all poly, and mentioned reading More Than Two's examples of problems that come up in poly relationships –

"I was flipping through it and going 'this is trivial', 'this is easy', 'yeah whatever' (sometimes with unwarranted confidence) and then I hit the scenario where your partner never has sushi with you, he refuses to try it because he can tell he's going to hate it – and then he comes back from a date with one of his new partners and says, guess what, [she] got me to try sushi and it's really good! And I went –"

I did not need to finish that sentence, because there was a cacophony of groaning & agonized writhing & knees being drawn up to chins. People did NOT like imagining that

Spotify. I do not think thats the best one. To share.

I love the Zoldycks <3

Hehe

“Luz does end up being Philip’s guide to the human realm” au where every time she gets impatient and starts being (completely justifiably) mean to him, he just acts Extra Old And Befuddled so she looks like a mannerless teenager abusing her mildly demented grandfather in public

it makes her so mad. if he doesn’t cut this shit out then she’s going to take him to the mall and ‘lose’ him.

my fanart i put lots of thought into it pls like an subscribe!

this took way too fucking long for what it is

ult dirkjake shenanigans are getting real wild

Mason mentioning the German cannibal that ate his voluntarily victim's dick, comparing hannigram to the two. yeah

limbus company hank

when trey parker said all kids 8-10 are very cartmanlike he was wrong. i was though.

why did i make this

anyway. chonny jashified two trucks cover. lyrics by springflanviolett from the fan server. im so sorry

cutest boy in the whole world

he may be gone from aew but he's still here. in my mind

i was forced to post this

@codystonguepiercing ily. i hope you forgive me for my brief betrayal of the candy community at the time of their separation, i was blinded by dilfy randy orton.

!!CW CRINGE!!

Why do I always get post ideas in the car... on the way to the office... and then IN the office... where I can't get to my own keyboard?

My creativity is as contrary as a cat at a front door.

hey i know theres that one angsty blorbo cat that like drowned in the dark forest forever angstily or something and i wish i knew about her but i stopped reading warriors after a vision of shadows can you tell me things. i wanna chew her

HI ^_^ UM. I COULD TELL YOU A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT HER BUT THE PROBLEM IS THEYRE MOSTLY STUFF IVE MADE UP BECAUSE HER CANON CHARACTER IS LARGELY JUST "girl protagonist who has romance plot going on" BECAUSE THE ERINS HATE ME SPECIFICALLY (AND ALSO WOMEN)