Electric House and House of Eclipse at the Absolut Empires Ball Prelims in Toronto

What does John Malevolent look like??? We shrimply do not know.

He's cute tho, that much is obvious

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ID: Sketches of 5 yellow figures from the chest up on a light purple background 1- a thin man with goat eyes, pointed ears, curly hair, and one arm shown with a metal bracer and clawed fingernails. Around his head are yellow tendrils in the vague shape of antlers. He has an adoring expression on his face. 2- a bald figure with six whisker-like tendrils coming out of its forehead. It has large black eyes, a catlike nose, and a lipless mouth. It is wearing a decorative piece of cloth across its shoulders and has little yellow wisps coming out of the tips of its tendrils 3- a thin male faun with gazelle horns, rectangular pupils, a deerlike nose, and long ears held out. He is leaning over defensively and has a displeased expression. There are spots on his shoulders and yellow wisps wrapping around his horns. 4- a broad-shouldered, round-faced man with black eyes and crownlike protrusions coming out of his head. He is smiling and has two small tusks coming up from his lower jaw. His top teeth have a gap in the middle. He is wearing a high-necked jacket and has yellow wisps highlighting the sides of his face 5- a broad-shouldered man wearing a cowled robe. It covers part of his face, but that side which is exposed has a small horn coming from his forehead. He has dark eyes, a square face, and is smiling. Around his head is a sparse starburst of yellow Id over

finally got out of that mega cringe tower ready to get zonked out of my gourd this fantabulous evening. sorry for venting on main but the slay factor in this flop town is below the floorboards. every day i serve bespoke glam realness in my balenciagas on my way to girl dinner but not a single cretin in this cottagecore hovel can match my sigma fashion emo icon energy. none of them twinklets are beating the loser traitor allegations

Still have absolutely 0 idea what hazbin hotel is. Dont know if its a show or web comic or if its about like gay guys or little female twinklets or sinkdogs... i dunno. And im fine with it

What are your NITW headcanons?

I HAVE A LIST: 1. Gregg is trans and might realize that after they start living in bright harbour 2. Bea and Jackie are the best two characters to ship don't @ me. 3. The Janitor is a cryptid who just shows up to fix things when people are going through difficult transitions, hence is obsession with fixing doors. He's always helping people through thresholds of uncertainty 4. Germ is. 5. Gregg and angus will eventually break up/join a polycule after seeing what else is out there, since right now theyre the only gay boys in town to their knowledge. 6. Mae is Nonbinary (directly disproven in a statement by the creators, i simply do not care) 7. Gregg and Mae and Angus are all supposed to be fat characters!!!! I continue to re-iterate this and display it in my work. Most people dont have a problem with angus being fat but they will often draw gregg as a twink and mae as a female twink, but:

THIS BOY IS WIDER THAN HE IS TALL LIKE GOT DAMN how are people still pretending that he's a twinklet. all i have to say is NUH UH! and for mae, her clothes are often depitcted as too small and i just like the idea of her form matching gregg's as their connection is strong. 8. Gregg clearly prefers physical activites like skating, biking, smashing cars with bats, crossbowing, knife fighting, archery (etc) but I also totally feel like he's a nerd you know? like he'd totally have a fun night with angus and mae and bea playing DnD or something, He may not have always been into that stuff, but Angus would totally get him into it. 9. [SPOILERS AHEAD] I believe that obnoxious church group was part of the secret town cult. We never get to know all of who was a part of the conservative uncle cult, and what we do know about the members is vague at best. But, there's a small list of people i noticed who don't show up for the final day of the game before band practice, it could just be a coincidence, ya know, theyre just sleeping in or something, But i wouldn't be surprised if those shitheads who refused to house bruce bit it at the bottom of the well. For a while I also thought Bea's dad and Aunt Molly were part of the cult, but in the weird autumn edition, both of those characters are encountered during the final day/cutscene on mae's puter. 10. Mae's grandad and that older union dog lady (sasha? i think?) were totally slonkin' each other's shit silly style between/at protests. 11. If you smack gregg's knife enough times in the knife fight scene, it'll break! and he'll replace it with a much cooler orange knife. This isn't a headcanon, this is just a fun fact from me! Lar! 12. Angus is definitely the top, he's just soft about it. and gregg is just a hyperactive bottom. 13. In the scene where mae attends the party in the woods with her friends, The eternal idea of, "a douchebag with an acoustic guitar who does nothing but bring it to parties to play one song" is referenced. It is my personal headcanon that that guy is playing wonderwall. 14. my cat is currently trying to attack my butterflies hold on 15. When pastabilities opens, the gang will all get a delicious meal there, and it will be revealed that pastabilities has a local music night every tuesday, and as a result, Mae and Gregg convince bea and angus to finally play out, and they go to pastabilities to perform their first ever (mini) (unnoficial) (local) concert.

I don't know why I am so amused by the "WE'RE HERE TO HELP, BUT NOT REALLY" trope so much. Like Trauma Team in Cyberpunk 2077.

Like the same thing happened with firemen in the old days. Fuck everyone who didn't pay for an insurance plaque!

And like I guess a related amusing topic is how ancient Roman slaves earned their freedom if they stopped enough fires and some slaves went "arson will speed this up!"

Medbot only likes rich people and some coworkers.

“YOU CANNOT AFFORD THE COMING TRANSACTION”

Due to modern conveniences making it easier to eat better than a 19th century peasant and being on T, I guess Cyberpunk AU Lucas is in a very different spot in a Twinklet to Kratos transmasc pipeline.

I was thinking about how a few years ago California voted on whether or not ambulance workers deserve lunch breaks and now I am imagining Lucas eating sandwiches at random points like 5 seconds before jumping out of a vehicle to do his job.

man, designing helmets is hard.

don't want to look too similar to a modern soldier or cop

but don't want to look too inhumanly impersonal

IIRC, ambulance workers are still on-call during their lunch breaks so no sandwich time if someone's fuckin' dying mid-sandwich.

The reason it's set up like that is to run with the cheapest smallest crew possible.

You would think people would have enough sense of self-preservation to not keep the people in charge of keeping them alive constantly sleep-deprived and lightly-starved, but based on real life that seems like something people don't think about very hard. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Number of days since I've been mistakenly hit on by a gay guy who thought I was a nerdy twinklet : ZERO

twinklet

mother fucker.

i forgot how much i love the little twinklet armin arlert

my kitten izaya is named after the twinklet from durarara but said twinklet is named after the biblical isaiah. which has led everyone who meets this cat irl to believr we are turbochristians. also my other cat marty is the same size as him. izaya is 7 months old. marty is 3 yEars old. marty is very very small my girl cat tak is bigger than him

izaya is in the front marty in da back ✌🏼 marty looks absolutely miserable but as god is my witness that is just what his face looks like

i wanna cut myself so badd but im messaging this cute twinklet on grindr and we might get high and frot soon so i dont wanna have any deep wounds ...

hello felina are you still doing AUMLs 👉👈

twinklet

just heard a woman be described as a 'twinklet'

Shoutout to the friend who called izuru a twinklet, thats gonna be nailed to the inside of my skull forever

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