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movie critics: this movie is a horror
me, an intellectual: wrong! it's a comedy
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Interesting Deleted Scenes/Details from The Menu
Lillian wasn't completely exaggerating when she said she put Chef on the map: He had another high end restaurant before Hawthorne, called Tantalus. Got 2 Michelin stars 2 years in, then closed up shop. Isn't heard from again until 3 years later, running a taco truck in Portland. He agreed to the interview only if he could keep his privacy, his own land, and it had to be by the water so he could source his own fish.
It's established the movie star has a peanut allergy during the tour, and this turns out to be setup for the menu's eighth course, where Felicity is ordered to force feed him a dish completely comprised of peanuts so as to kill him through anaphylactic shock.
Anne (wife of man who paid Margot to look like his daughter while jacking him off) actually couldn't eat The Island as is due to a shellfish allergy. Hers was salmon.
The broken emulsion gag escalates to where the servers literally waterboard Lillian with it.
The restaurant has hidden cameras in the dining room, so even if Elsa missed something, it still got caught.
The taco truck Chef was running was, according to him, the happiest he'd ever been, but Margot call him out on it later, asking why he parked his truck at a Food Expo where he KNEW food critics were going to be, if he wanted to be left alone.
Man's Folly was supposed to have more details about a woman chef's actual experience in the kitchen, from harassment to stereotypes.
The women DO get bread with Man's Folly, and it IS as delicious as promised. You can even see Tyler chewing on bread when Chef comes up to confront him afterwards.
Not only did Tyler bring Margot knowing she would die, he sincerely thought Chef was going to spare him. And even when called out on it, he STILL didn't apologize or take it back, because all he cared about was experiencing the menu.
Them all coming to the kitchen to watch Tyler screw himself over wasn't originally in the script. They were just supposed to watch from the dining room.
Margot makes another bid for her life before being ordered to go get the barrel. Which Chef appreciates enough to tell her so.
Margot smiles upon seeing Tyler's hanging.
Lillian realizes she's never going to get to write about this last experience, and THAT ends up being her real just desserts.
Instead of dropping the ashes to set it all on fire, Chef originally drops a match.
We never found out Margot's true fate. The boat literally stopped a half mile away, so she was stuck there.
The last scene is of firefighters combing through the burnt wreckage, and the very last thing we see is the one photo of Chef as a young man, flipping a burger, but happy.
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The Menu (2022)
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THE MENU (2022) + food
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#anya taylor joy icons#anya taylor icons#icons anya taylor joy#anya taylor joy#anya taylor#the menu 2022#the menu movie#anya taylor-joy#anya taylor-joy icons#margot mills#margot mills icons#margot the menu#female icons
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I saw the movie The Menu as intended: eating a buffalo chicken pizza and drinking a beer, to prove I am a woman of the people
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The Menu (2022)
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my honest thoughts while watching the menu! if you like thriller(horror + suspense) movies with awesome plot twists, you definitely got to watch this. it's an absolute mwah *chef's kiss* (wink wink, reference)
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NSFW Alphabeth for Julian Slowik x fem!reader?
There you are, love <3
Children do not interact for Christ's sake.
A=Aftercare (Tending after sex)
Julian is always focused on your pleasure but he will look for validation. Ask you how you feel, how you liked it etc. He will obviously make you something to eat if you say a word. The sight of your tired but content face, flowing hair and shiny soft skin (sometimes with something on, but about that later) is his favourite view. Often there will be more than one round.
B=Body part (Favorite body part)
He loves your eyes, not only because they can't lie and tell him everything that you feel, but he finds them infinite. He could look at them for hours.
Julian's favourite part of himself are his hands, he always hated them, because of their rough texture, but since you like them so much he also started to appreciate them.
C=Cum (Where do they cum)
As much as he loves the idea of having a family with you, view you covered in his cum is something that drives him crazy. Julian loves to cum on your stomach or mouth.
D=Dirty Secret (Do they have any sexual secrets they keep away from you?)
He loves to know precisely, where you are, with who, and what you are doing. Before you moved to him there were cameras all over your apartment. He would never admit but a few times he masturbate to that, and sometimes he still does.
E=Experience (How experienced are they?)
He had before a few relationships, but that was nothing more than satisfying his sexual needs. Julian never really had time for that, and he never felt that he met this person before you appeared.
F=Favorite position (self-explanatory)
His favourite position is good old missionary, as I said he must see your eyes, also he likes to have easy access to you and go as deep as he can. The position he also appreciates occasionally is doggy style but in front of the mirror. He loves to watch your face when he is buried deep in you.
G=Goofy (Are they humorous in bed?)
The Chef's sense of humour is not...standard. He prefers dark humour, but sometimes after sex, he may be more playful. He treats sex really seriously, as an act of saint intimacy.
H=Hair (How well-groomed are they?)
Julian is a really clean and well-groomed person. Yes, he never really cared about redundant things because of cooking but when he met you, he really started self-care. His hair are trimmed, and really bright.
I=Intimacy (Are they romantic in bed?)
Julian is really romantic, every act is for him significant. He treats them as saintly and you like goodness. You are his joy.
J=Jackoff (Do they masturbate often?)
Since he has you, he barely helps himself. Exceptions are these awful times when you are away. That's when he reminds himself about films, he did when you lived alone.
K=Kinks (What kinks do they have?)
He has a breeding kink, but that's not the main one. Likes food play, especially sophisticated ones, when you are in some fancy lingerie and he uses the best ingredients he can find. Julian loves powerplay when you both try to dominate. Also, he has a thing for Somnophilia, but obviously with your prior consent. He is a switch.
L=Location (Where do they prefer to do it?)
He likes his safe bedroom but you two baptized every corner of the house, with special honours for the kitchen. Also, you two have nothing against the backs of whatever place he cooks for now. But to semi-public sex, we will get it later.
M= Motivation (What are their turn ons?)
You, simply your person. Your existence gets him going.
N= No/Not fond of (What are their turn offs?)
Julian will never share you with anyone else. Threesome? Better not ask, because it can end up bloody. Julian would take such a proposition as a personal offence, thinking he was not enough. Also, anything that means you getting hurt or humiliated. that's simply off the table.
O=Oral (Do they prefer to give or receive orally? How skilled are they?)
Oh, how much he loves to give. Your taste is his muse, he will get on his knees for you whenever he can. That's literally his favourite part of an act. But that doesn't mean he doesn't appreciate good blow-job, he just simply likes more satisfying you.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
His pace is slow and sensual, if that's not a quickie before service he likes to take his time.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
As I said before, he doesn't really like them but when it is a must, he will do that. But treat it as foreplay to something else later.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
As long as his not risking your life, reputation or anything he is really willing to risk. When it comes to bed he likes to try with you any new things, that don't include hurting you or someone else in the bedroom. That's only no.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)
He has great stamina. Don't be fooled by his age. He will just keep going until you two are satisfied either 2 or 4 rounds.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He has nothing against toys, but he is a little bit old-fashioned and doesn't really use them.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He likes to tease you, especially in public. Julian loves the miserable and lustful look that you gave him. In bed, he has no boundaries. Chef will make you cum multiple times or barely one time. Just to make you beg either to stop or do it properly.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He is not really talkative, in bed or in life. But he moans and grunts. Not loud but not really quiet. Also, he likes to praise you.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
As I said Juian has nothing against semi-public sex. Probably one of the wildest situations you two ever had was an official dinner in a fancy restaurant that you two were invited to. You felt that Julian is taut. He didn't feel like going to people that day, but you two need to show up. You placed your hand on his tight to show him support. He just gave you a thankful look, and after a while and a few cups of something stronger your hand (tracked by his) gets located on his upper thigh. After a while, you felt that your legs became gently split. He gave you an intense gaze before he get back to talking with someone like nothing. You tried your best at pretending like nothing is happening and continue the conversation with some lady. After a while, you felt his finger in you. You really tried but after a while when he stimulate your clit, you went crazy. He stopped, just ceased. Gave you another playful gaze. You knew that he will pay for that... later.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Thats an Slavic boy, there is much to talk about. Thick and pretty long, clearly above average.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He is a passionate man, who dedicates himself to anything he does. So when he finally loved someone, he just went crazy, as his fasted sex drive. This man can, and will go for hours. There are always at least 2 rounds.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Julian, not always sleeps after sex. Sometimes he is much more willing to do some new recipe because he is simply inspired. There are times he needs rest, then he will take care of you, wait until you fall asleep and get rest just after you.
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little things in The Menu (2022) that I liked:
it ends with the sound of Chef Slowik Making The Clap (tm)
chasers rewarding that guy in hen house with an Egg Dish
Margot making The Entrance with the barrel
entire dynamic between Elsa and that one finance bro (who cheated on his gf Amber, that one)
"Can we have bread?" "No" exchange
Erin wiping her lips with the menu from the gift bag :)
sommelier having a laugh when he saw The Owner in angel wings
(also love how he's body language had a little bit of twirl when he was spilling wine during the dessert scene)
"Do you have student loans?" "No" "Then you die"
the reveal of why Chef Slowik invited that Actor dude (lmaooooo)
Lillian (the food critic) asking who wants more wine and all women immediately jumping on that train 'cause things got awkward and they need to change the topic skskhkjl
"I stole money from you" "I know" " I know you know" exchange
The Wife urging Margot to leave with hand gesture
#obvsly there's more cuz this movie SLAPS#the menu#the menu movie#the menu 2022#the menu spoilers#spoilers#personal#anya taylor joy#ralph fiennes#1k
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The Menu
Julian Slowik x F!Reader thoughts
Tags: mention of food and food play(?), saying spoilers just too be safe
Okay, but
I don't think I could write it, but I imagine a scene or something where Julian wants to do a more...sensual menu. his ingredients include aphrodisiacs and the way they are arranged somehow relate back to some romantic/sensual telling like your first kiss, your first time, the lost love or something of that sort.
I don't know much about food so bear with me here:
One of the dishes somewhere in the middle uses you as the plate. Completely nude save for some pasties and imagine you're this like board/serving tray brought out to the middle. There's foods not necessarily covering you, but framing you and accentuating you. These are examples, but from what we see Julian has a thing for symbolism and storytelling with his food/menus. Strawberry caviar sits in/on your belly button since they represent fertility and sensuality. Some variations of apple slices decorated with gold leafs surround your head like a halo crown; a golden apple was to be given to the fairest of three goddesses as declared by Paris of Troy, thus symbolizing how coveted you are, not just laying with you, but to even eat, no, taste, the food that has graced your form. Morsels of lamb line your sternum, lambs are known to be sacrificial animals and you're being presented as both an offering, but also to which others would sacrifice for as they have sacrificed time/money/ etc. to be here at Julian's restaurant. There also would be swirls, smears, and swipes or what have you of other things painted on you to taste with the food. If you had an overheard view of what you look like, it would look like a classic painting, like you could take a take an overhead photo, frame it, and it would look like a work of art.
And then as the customers eat from you, it also gives into this idea of your fragility and beauty. A snobby customer might say "Ah, because once we have eaten from this plate, it loses its beauty and charm because we have touched it? As if when a woman loses her beauty after so many have touched her?" To which Julian will correct them.
"No. She is not in debt to you for having tasted her, you are so privileged that she has allowed you to taste from her. You are lucky to be in this room with her, to witness beauty. What remains after you eat, after the passing of time, is still beautiful, because it happened and you were lucky enough to be a part of it."
Or something of the sort, anyways-
I'm also imagining that Julian himself would oversee the plating of the -ahem- dish and it would be a very intimate experience for the both of you.
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Yet another great level of the menu is the end credits with the cast listed because Chef isn't listed by his full name or anything it's just "Chef Slowik" because his first name is just another thing he's lost to his obsession. But in return for losing his first name, didn't he "make a name for himself"?
That John Leguizamo's character doesn't have a name and is just "Movie Star" is extra levels of delicious especially when taken into consideration with "It's pitiful when an artist loses their purpose"
But also it's kind of amazing to place the audience in the place of the on screen characters by not letting us know the names of the uncredited service workers, the other chefs in the kitchen, and the sommelier (like what are we as an audience supposed to do with this terrible terrible feeling because it's like the movie reached out and was like you are part of the problem and it's hard to look away from, but also kind of an amazing creative choice)
#the menu movie#the menu spoilers#the menu#you will pry this Faustian bargain of a movie from my cold dead hands#i fucking love this movie and all its levels and every web it is weaving#it is a fucking delight and there are so many details i can't wait to go back and pick out which ones i missed
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it’s all part of the menu
#watch the menu twice in theaters and its all I can think abt#the menu#the menu movie#the menu film#the menu 2022#ralph fiennes#julian slowik#digital art#movie art#movie fanart#elijah art
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The Menu was positively bizarre and thoroughly enjoyable, a smart and dark satire in a very classic sense.
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