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#THIS IS PURE INSANITY
cata613 · 3 months
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I’m sorry, WHAT does this ad have to do with ISRAEL? Did I miss something? Or do you have nothing to do with your pathetic little lives and derive pleasure only from being antisemites?
God, every day it gets SO MUCH HARDER to maintain hope and faith in humanity.
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newportangels · 10 months
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relocatedheads · 1 year
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just thinking of Eddie n Steve putting reader in a chair and making her watch them fuck each other--
QUEUE THE BLURB!
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maybe this is an idea that you guys have spoken about -> you watching Eddie and Steve, not being able to touch, but them having all the control still.
you come home from work one day, your in a bit of an airy mood - giggly laughs, swishing your hair around, staring off into space, there's a bounce to your step
the perfect mood for blushing and listening.
maybe Eddie comes over to get something out the cupboards, youre stood in the kitchen of the trailer making a hot drink.
Eddie leans into you, reaching for a cupboard above your head, pushing you into the counter ever so slightly.
already, you can feel the butterflies and the giggles creeping.
he moves his hand over your hip, to the bottom of your tummy, applying pressure, "Sorry dont wanna fall" he mumbles unable to find what he's looking for.
soon hes pushing himself into you also, wiggling his hips in small circles. stating something about not being able to find whatever hes looking for
at this point the hot drink is forgotten, youre holding the counter trying to keep your breaths level because obviously Eddie isn't trying to start anything and its your happy light mood getting crossed with horniness.
even though Eddie is horny 24/7 and could fuck like a rabbit given the go.
he moves his finger down under the waste band of your bottoms, the tips of them just brushing against your pubic hair line.
he sighs, you tip your head back, looking up to the cupboard, asking him what he is trying to find.
Eddie drops his head next to yours, mouth in your ear practically "You know, I keep thinking about our conversation the other day. Tying you in a chair, making you cum without touching you, making you cry over a viberator."
the most you could do was tense your tummy and hold a breath
Eddie's pulling you into him, giving a consent check and walking you off into his bedroom, calling Steve to come along
they get you in his desk chair
nothing but your underwear and a t-shirt on
Steves tying your ankles to the feet and Eddies typing your wrists behind your back
your heartbeat's through the roof in excitement
another content / comfort check done when they're finished: all greens
Ed gets the box out from his cupboard - small cardboard thing, full of private fun
a little familiar viberator
he rests it between your legs - not turning it on but the tension / action is enough for now
he turns to Steve, game time.
the two start kissing, its messy, its hungry, they've got a job to do but the side task of fucking each other is just as fun
the two usually decide who tops from this part of their evening alone
tonight it was Ed
Steves hands are in his hair, eddies are on Steves ass
they're just so lost in each other, grabbing whatever they can, humming, salivating on each other, bumping noses.
youre lost looking at them, squeezing your thighs but getting no movement or release
the stupid plastic between your legs was almost laughing at you already
horniness: 14 again, learning what sex was for the first time
Eddies pushing Steve onto the bed, dragging t-shirts off, moaning lightly when their body touch
Eddie breaks it off to kick their jeans off, he throws them across the room, and turns on your viberator
the lowest setting
there's a gasp from you
a kiss to your head and was cautious look "Be good, Bunny."
you were sure this wasn't gonna go well. you knew you were given full right to cum whenever, but you felt you weren't allowed
Eddie gave Steve a blow job first
his oral fixation and need for dramatics on show
kitten licks, gagging, closed eyes, comfy moans, tongue licking base to tip, lips smiling, dribble
Steve on the hand- a menace!
has eddies hair in pony tail, pulling and pushing. eyes locked on yours, smiling, rolling his eyes, panting... all at you
your head is rolling, your grinding softly, gasping and panting to yourself
"Look at us, Angel." Steve warns "Look at how good eddies working." "Ed shes such a mess, she loves you sucking my dick"
"what dirty little thing. Cum in mouth, sweetheart" - Eds
Steve pushed Ed so far onto him, the boys nose was lost in the patch of hairs that frame Steves dick.
Shoulders heaving, hands tightening on thighs, knuckles going white on hair, bottom lips disappearing, hips jumping.
"Please-please- wanna cum- please" your hips are rolling, arms straining the ropes
"You don't have to ask, go on then." Steves smiling at you. this is much hotter than he thought it'd be.
"I wanna hear you, Bunny." Eds giving himself time to breath before he's back down on Steve, making him cum in time with you.
Steves notorious for being loud - big house, no parents, only child. You - always too quiet, its by instinct, full house, younger siblings.
Steves moaning and grunting, pulling Eddies hair, "shit man, don't stop- come on- right there- fuck- shit"
"Okay-" your polite, "I'm so close- please- ah- coming- I'm coming-" your mumbling, already sounding like you could cry
Eddie gets up. hes a dog, so hes kissing Steve cum into your mouth to swallow. hands wondering tom turn the viberator up a level. 2 outta 3
you whine at the intensity, tummy going in, eyes squeezing shut, legs trying to close
they laugh, another comfy check in and round 2 is a go
oddly you can already feel the second orgasm building
youre already rolling your head back, mewling and whining to yourself
Steve and Eddie stop kissing at the sounds of you, "You're so desperate, we haven't done anything yet" - Eddie
"sorry" :( "feelings too much- good-" :( youre already huffy and mumbly
"Eds? wanna watch her cum?" - Steve
"with no help? dont think shes gone enough for that yet?" - Eds
"really? look at her. shes not even in the room anymore." - Steve
god they're <3 assholes <3
they sit at the foot of the bed, legs spread just watching you, idling stroking themselves.. or each other at times, just saying things to you
youre looking at them but you barely see them, your ears feel clogged, legs are aching from straining, your hearts racing
youre just whimpering, whining, mewling, begging "please- oh- plea- feels so good- I love it- love yous- love-"
"nobody's even touched you yet, Bunny. youre making such a pretty mess for us" - Eddie
"yeah- for- yous- you- yeh- please-"
they're pulling fake sad faces at you, "wanna cum?" your nodding ridiculously, "well were waiting for you" - Eddie
"or do you need us to do something? we can't even just relax and watch our darling? c'mon thought you were good" - Steve
the whine- Jesus. the boys nearly lost it. you'd whined like someone had taken candy off a baby.
"no-no-no- im good- so good- good for you- only you- good- please- can I- I wanna- close- please- I love yous- love- please- cum- close- im so good- ill be so good- always"
"I think shes gonna cry. look at us, Darling." - Steve "Oh look at them pretty watery eyes."
"c'mon Bunny, im getting impatient here." - Eddie
and with more random babbling, youre cumming again, more intense, shorter, but it takes more outta you, your heads tucked into your chest, backs arching, knees trying to meet, hands in fists. its a quiet orgasm - but the boys know they're the best ones
the rattling on your clit is almost a stabbing pain right now - the underwear guarding you from it was pointless
the feelings got you almost squealing along with the constant string of whines and mewls
"well done darling"
"your so good for us, bunny"
your clits almost numb feeling now.
the boys jump up giving you a kiss and another consent check, asking and then turning the viberator up to full -> 3 outa 3
you yelp, they laugh - typical
Steve give you a quick kiss on the head before Eddie pushes him to the bed
"C'mon big boy, wanna fuck you now" - eddie
Steves pushed ass up, on all 4s
the sight of Eddie just rubbing his fingers on Steves hole, steves eyes rolling and the small sighs -> your convinced you've wet the chair youre sat on
"Jesus- you're always so tight" eddies got a finger in, "shit- Bunny Steve might be tighter than you"
you mewled
"more eds" - steve
"oh- let me do this at my own pace-" ed shoved Steves shoulders down
there was a collective whine
after minutes of fingering Steve, Eddie spitting on his hole, handful of dirty sentences and you're on the brink of cumming again
youre whining, squealing almost, gasping
"keep em coming Bunny, I aint even fucked him yet." - ed
"ow I cant- its too much- I cant- cant- ed- please-"
a content check and its all a show -> you keep going
Eddie's got a condom on, he's holding Steve up, Steves gone: eyes closed, mouth hanging, cock dripping
Eddie does his usual: small shallow thrusts, a few slow deep ones, and the pace gets set
this has Steve howling almost - its been a while in his defence
"shit eds- i forgot how good you were" - Steve
"god youre both such sluts" - eds
the sight of it all, the sounds, the words: you literally couldn't see anymore. you were so into subspace
"look at her-" eddies forcing steve by his hair, "aint she so pretty? that cunt is soaking"
"shit Darling, how many times you cum? - steve
"3- I think" youre all out of breath, they just laugh at you
"greedy girl, well done" - steve
"think you can make it 4??" your nodding "Good but Bunny, wanna hear you."
"Y-yes- ow-" The intensity is killing you
Eddie begins to fuck into Steve: a hard deep pace
"Shit- fuck eds" They aren't moans but rather gasped laughs from Steve - not expecting Eddie to start so rough
"oh you can take it, ya big baby. fucked you harder than this before. Bunny seems to be liking it, so take it." - Eddie
"God you're an ass, you're lucky I wanna see her make a mess as much as you." - Steve
Youre just whining and whimpering, thrusting your hips, you can feel your slick pooling
the sounds of Eddie and Steve fucking and moan is driving you insane
uhohhh youre cumming again
"knew you could do it, well done Bunny, but Stevie still aint cum" - eddie
nnnnnooooww you're feeling it
youre sweaty, youre foggy, your brain could be mush an it'd be justified
you are practically sobbing now
"please- I- ahh- cant- I cant- please- Steve- ow- hmmm" - you
"you heard the woman, wanna give her a show?" - eddie
"God youre so dramatic-" - steve
regardless of their playful water, the two had their goals alined
Eddie fucked into Steve pointedly, and Steve rolled back into Eddie with just as much want and hunger
"you soaking, darling?" - steve
"yeah-" all of you could barely make out your voice
"Ah Eddie- do that again- felt so good-" Steve was joining you in that wobbly tone
"shit- you two sound so hot. got one more in you Bunny?" - eddie
the viberator on your clit was hurting now, but a numb sort of hurt
the small thrusts you were making were torture
"one Eddie- no more-" - you
"no more darling, want you to cum with me." - Steve
Eddie fucked into Steve rougher
Steve clenched around Eddie -> may have earned himself a slap for that
which only got you off more
"god- im close' - steve
"you do that again, im gonna cum in you-" - eddie
at the sound of that, you whined from the bottom of you tummy, head rolled back, eyes pinched shut, lip between your teeth, wrists pulling again the ropes
"shit- you sound amazing Bunny, such a slut for this aren't you?" Eddie grunted
you nodded, humming a yes, still looking up
"cum with us, Darling" - steve
all three of you, cumming in secession of each other
you -> Steve -> Eddie
god you could nearly breath - your body trued to fold in half, your lungs grew thick, the ropes burned, your eyes ent so hazy. so totally lost in your supspace.
the giggles of the boys were so faint, they felt like an angelic choir.
the vibrating on your clit stopped
you open your eyes, its Steve in-between you legs
you can feel something behind you -> Eddie undoing all the ropes
youre just sitting with a 50 yard stare, unable to float back in, lungs heaving
steves rubbing your knees, "such a good girl, aren't you?"
he kisses your cheek, but you dont feel it all too much
eddie's gone to get a cloth
Steve stands in front of your line of vision but you cant focus on him
"so so good. worked you a little too hard, didnt we?"
your eyes dart to him after a while, but he still knows you aint totally there
eddies back, cleaning in-between your legs
the feeling from being sensitive pins them together
eddies laughing, shh'ing you, slowly opening them again
Steves stood behind you, rubbing your shoulder whispering sweet nothings to you
oh so much praise is in the room
a kiss to you knee and eddies moving your hands to loop around his neck, he's pulling you up with him
you've got jelly legs
all your weight is on the boy
<33 they change your underwear for you <33
Eddie kisses your check, "I think its bedtime, huh?"
there's a slight nod from you, and your head nuzzled into his neck.
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pyotrkochetkov · 2 years
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rangers @ hurricanes | round 2, game 1 | may 18, 2022
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ode2rin · 11 months
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hii mimi omg u js followed me and i js followed u like a few days ago? but hello :) i love your blog and your personality hehehe also what do u think about isagi ??
HELLO NESSAAAAAA thanks for your kind words :D i always see you in my dash and wanted to be friends ! but now that you asked me about the BESTEST boy, we're now bffs !! anything isagi related is welcome in this blog omg here's my lovely thoughts about this LOVELY man
i briefly mentioned before how isagi was made for friends to lovers. but now !! i have crazier thoughts 🤞 i often call him a green flag but it actually runs deeper than that hehe
i think isagi is the guy that comes after all heartbreaks. despite your prior declaration to abstain from relationships and their accompanying theatrics, he appears to happen, weaving his way into your path. and against your own resolve, you just can't help it but to fall for those ocean blue eyes looking at you like it knew your soul, as if they possess an innate understanding of its language.
and all the moments when you were mistreated and used by hands you believed harbored love fade into insignificance, fading like distant echoes against Isagi's gentle affection.
because being with isagi yoichi feels like watching love begin again.
with him, you realize that love assumes a different hue. one that isn't supposed to break and burn in the name of being reckless, but rather one that is serene and fills your soul with tenderness.
and at night, where he slumbers peacefully beside you, you can't help but to wonder where has he been all this time. but you pay it no mind, for it matters not. because the journey might be hell, but it brought you in this heaven. and for it, there's nothing more to ask.
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possibly-in-michigann · 4 months
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i love discussing how bird people would work
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queerbaiting these days is so easy a man just needs a mullet and a single silver hoop earring back in my day they committed medical malpractice for each other
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cymk8 · 4 months
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color sketch...shadowheart my beloved
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maliciouscigarette · 9 months
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The Bible says Tetris and Puyo Puyo, not these "DT-cannon" and "4-wide" abominations.
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symphonyofsilence · 18 days
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What drives me even more insane about this scene is how you'd expect Gojo to imagine High school era! Geto in the crowd. Or at least not the cult leader, worst of all the curse users Geto Suguru. But no, it's the cult leader Geto. It's Geto as Gojo last remembered him. As Geto last was. Whatever choices Geto made, wherever his choices led him and them, however he was, whoever he was, traumas and messed up ideas and bad choices and ill reputations and scorns and all. Gojo wanted Geto Suguru there. Not any ideal version. Not any "what if" version. Not any "at some point in time before things went downhill" version. Not any "when your hands weren't stained with innocent blood" version. He knew very well what he wanted. And he wanted it all the same. He wanted Geto Suguru. However he was. He just wanted him to be there. He just wanted him to be.
And he didn't want him to help him, he didn't want him to fight with him even if they were strongest together and always fought together for a while. He just wanted him to be there in the crowd and cheer him on. He just wanted him to stand there and give him one of his sweet, heartwarming smiles that shaped his eyes into crescent moons. He just wanted him to be. Then even if Gojo had died in the end anyway, he would have been satisfied. It would have been worth it. Only if Geto was there.
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tennant-davids · 5 months
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DOCTOR WHO David Tennant as The Doctor in Wild Blue Yonder
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one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible
like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that
#zedaph#hermitcraft#genuinely i adore the clucky few project im not even done watching the episode and i had to pause and make this post#i saw impulses video first and went ''that HAS to be some sort of datapack or something-''#only to immediately go ''no. no it cant be. because this is zed#and its practically a trademark of his to push the limits of the game as far as possible in the direction least expected#not for the purpose of efficiency or spectacle or intimidation or whatever like some players who push limits#but purely for the purpose of making something so funny you cant help but laugh at whats going on#and maybe being a bit impressed that he ever thought of it in the first place''#at which point i went ''holy shit. since its zed doing this. somehow he ACTUALLY got a villager on a chicken. with no cheats. thats INSANE'#i was relieved when i checked my subscriptions to see what the next video i had to watch was and saw he would be next in line#bc if i had to sit through 19 other hermits videos before i could watch his and find out what the fuck he was doing i would have been so sa#sidenote but i feel like a zed video where he interacts with this many other people all in the same video is so rare#idk i didnt watch season 9 and i know he started collabing a lot more w/ other hermits then#so maybe its not nearly as rare these days#but like the last one that *i* saw where he interacted with this many people at once was towards the end of season 8#when all the people he experimented on earlier in the season came back to experiment on him#and like i would like zeds videos with or without the collabs. but its a lot of fun to see him interact with people#so its very cool to me when he does it with a lot of people all in the same video
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hurt-over-comfort · 21 days
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Is there anyone in the whump community currently obsessing over these two guys or is it just me?
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ornitharts · 2 months
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reactions to the vulture dimension
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locosquif · 24 days
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Okay here we go gang..
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The struggler.
CREDITS (going from right to left)
@star143gallery , @blueshadowdad/ @fluffshi-wxffle , @juartist (?), @sleepyflowershead , @itzrhymesgamers , @scarapanna , @obernice , @raptor1312
SO MANY OF YOU…. sigggghhh
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diurnalvl · 1 month
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seven years ago, they used to be friends. almost.
1 / 2 / ?
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