needed to test bloodborne kart split screen so i asked my gf if she could help and she was like 'ok we can do one race' and then went 'can we play another 🙈' after. we proceeded to do 4+ races
i think thats a good sign 😎
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Considering the whole thing male hyenas have going on, it makes perfect sense for Reggie to be placed on average!!
I’m feel sorry for Jamil tho 😭 like damn he’s gonna lose that one to Kalim too? But tbh I bet he knows how to use his hands and his average-size dick better than Kalim. It’s a skill thing!!! Kalim looks like he would have trouble finding the clitoris and will probably hurt someone with his dick too.
OOOOO yes yes!!! Jamil is very skilled with his hands. That, and he could just cheat by hypnotizing you into believing his dick is bigger than average if he really wanted an ego boost. >:) he has a very good technique, knows how to use his fingers to curl up against all the right spots, and it is a guarantee he will have you cumming no matter what. There won't be any need to fake an orgasm; Jamil will have you unraveling once, twice, thrice, so many times hehe. <3
Kalim on the other hand..... there isn't much technique, rather he just fucks lol. And he also doesn't realize he has a big dick until you're struggling to take every inch, or the first time the two of you are intimate and you're surprised by how big he is. But I think he also might be just a little aware (though he acts completely oblivious to his size) just to be able to whisper such sweet, soothing things in your ear when he's slotting himself inside, promising you can take it, encouraging you by running his hand along your stomach or hips. I think what he lacks in technique he makes up for with lots of praise and a determined mindset!
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yipee, the kel multiverse fanfic im writing hit 10k words today. havent even finished one universe yet. lets fucking gooooooo
i really want to completely finish it before posting, i dont really wanna like... starting posting stuff on ao3 and then leave readers hanging. idk. im the type to do that.
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“Once, there was a china rabbit who was loved by a little girl. The rabbit went on an ocean journey and fell overboard and was rescued by a fisherman. He was buried under garbage and unburied by a dog. He traveled for a long time with the hoboes and worked for a short time as a scarecrow.
Once, there was a rabbit who loved a little girl and watched her die.
The rabbit danced on the streets of Memphis. His head was broken open in a diner and was put together again by a doll mender.
And the rabbit swore that he would not make the mistake of loving again. Once there was a rabbit who danced in a garden in springtime with the daughter of the woman who had loved him at the beginning of his journey. The girl swung the rabbit as she danced in circles. Sometimes, they went so fast, the two of them, that it seemed as if they were flying. Sometimes, it seemed as if they both had wings.
Once, oh marvelous once, there was a rabbit who found his way home.”
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i'm having trouble getting back onto this blog compared to my lower key blogs rn bc i feel so guilty about being gone so long 🥲 which logically i am aware was not my fault bc my laptop literally exploded for like 2-3 months but man i feel bad KEJRNMH
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starting to see returns of the discourse of "gbf gays bad because they're all insane", thankfully i'm also seeing people shutting it down by going "bro some of the most famous straight characters of gbf are also fully insane" (pointing to Elsam's dellusions over Yggy for instance) but it kills meeee and i hope this discourse won't start again with relink
gay gbf people are insane because literally everyone in gbf is insane, also because there's a lot of LGBT gbf characters and only a handful of straight ones, and then there's a lot that are left up to debate but are also written as playersexual so at this point it's silly to assume they're straight by default. get a grip.
Granblue's thesis is that love drives you insane hope it helps.
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