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jay-wasstuff · 7 months

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#PLEASEEEE THEIR REACTIONS!!#all of them just giving 'in front of my salad?' vibes but its indigo #indifference - shock - disgust - surprise 😭#our flag means death #our flag means death season 2 #ofmd #ofmd s2 #stede bonnet #spanish jackie #ofmd swede #black pete #oluwande boodhari #wee john feeney #david jenkins #rhys darby #ofmd s2 spoilers #swackie

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cottoncandiescupcakes · 6 months

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#ofmd season 2 #ofmd behind the scenes #ofmd bts #leslie jones #taika waititi #samba schutte #con o'neill #nat faxon #spanish jackie #swackie #the swede #izzy hands #izzy #roach #edward teach #better quality of these #ofmd s2

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saltpepperbeard · 2 months

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You'll never know which way to turn, which way to look, you'll never see us

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gingertippers · 8 months

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Season 2 teaser inspired Swackie art.

Spanish Jackie has the biggest balls and goes after someone she wants.

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd fanart #ofmd s2 #spanish jackie #the swede #swackie

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un-monstre · 7 months

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OFMD S2 Swede spoilers without context:

#I’m glad the Swede is living his best life as Jackie’s kept man.#the Swede #spanish jackie #swackie #if that is indeed what we’re calling it #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 #captioned

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phantom-ellie · 6 months

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The Lovers, the Dreamers, and Swede for the OFMD Big Bang 2023

Title: The Lovers, the Dreamers, and Swede

Author: PhantomEllie

Artist: @natashampa

Beta reader: evilgiraff

Characters: The Swede, Stede Bonnet, Edward Teach

Relationship(s): The Swede/Spanish Jackie, The Swede/Roach, The Swede/Geraldo, The Swede/Calico Jack Rackham/Bigfoot/Ned the Jungle Cat, Stede Bonnet/Edward Teach

Rating: Explicit

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Comedy, Fluff, Ensemble Cast, Magical Realism, Witchcraft, Consensual Sex (but not safe or sane)

Warnings: Minor Character Death (Season 1 Canonical Only), Recreational Drug Use (Cannabis), Kinks: Figging, Knifeplay, Monsterfucking, Metaphysical Sex, Xenophilia, Biting, Ritual Sex, Sex Magic

Summary: Swede Jensen is a California stoner and deadbeat who hitches a ride with an eccentric rich weirdo to the Sequoia Twilight Witchcamp, a camp of outcasts dedicated to practicing witchcraft in the most eclectic ways possible. Along the way, Swede comes to terms with personal tragedy while observing the weird and wacky hijinks of his new friends who are all dealing with a horrible truth: that they are characters in a story, and their words and actions are at the whim of the narrator who is telling it. Will they escape the confines of their fictional world, or learn to love Big Narrator?

Wordcount: 37,625

Link to art piece #1, Link to art piece #2

Link to story

#ofmd swede #the swede #swackie #spanish jackie x the swede #cross posted on ao3 #ofmd fanfic #our flag means death fanfic #stede x ed #blackbonnet #the swede x roach #the swede x geraldo #the swede x calico jack #gentlebeard #ofmd big bang #ofmd big bang 2023

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stuffman-art · 7 months

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swacky and sanny.

#2hu art

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chuplayswithfire · 8 months

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Swackie is REAL swackie is REAL

#ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2 trailer

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elapsed-spiral · 8 months

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Title: Save the Date (Ch 3/5) Rating: Teen Pairing: Ed/Stede, Spanish Jackie/Swede Summary:

Who got married at sea, anyway?

Idiots.

Scratch that: who got married anywhere? On land, at sea or in the fucking air, even?

Massive fucking idiots (and Jackie).

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Ed 'attends' a wedding. Unfortunately, so does Stede.

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Chapter three of my short S2 alternative reunion fic! Featuring Ed and Stede reaching a deal with Ed's wife (AKA Jackie) about getting an annulment (IE it's Swackie time).

#ofmd s2 spoilers #gentlebeard #gentlebeard fanfic #ed/stede #ed/stede fanfic #blackbonnet #blackbonnet fanfic

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rjalker · 1 year

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Why is she so ovs3es3d eith5 people calling th3m Lord even in their 5hough5s.

"How would Asgenar know what she’d steal?"

"Lord Asgenar," Swacky corrected, tapping him smartly on the knuckles, his expression severe. "Even in your own head, boy.'

Next person who says this is getting punched in the face

#Rjalker reads The Dragonriders of Pern

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jay-wasstuff · 6 months

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