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Hiccup: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Merida: Punch him in the stomach, and when he’s doubled over, kiss him.
Rapunzel: Tackle him!
Merida: Kick him in the shin!
Jack, yelling: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
#The Big Four#RotBTD#Hiccup Horredous Haddock III#Merida#Rapunzel#Jack Frost#oh man#the girls are violent#jack you better run#i love this so much#Shippy quote#Hijack#Source: Voltron Textpost#Submission by bravestworriers#Thank you for the Submission!! :D#submission
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Todd: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Tina: Punch him in the stomach, and when he's doubled over, kiss him.
Farah: Tackle him!
Amanda: Kick him in the shin!
Dirk: [yelling] NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
#source: tumblr#dirk gently#todd brotzman#farah black#amanda brotzman#tina tevetino#brotzly#submission#submitted by bravestworriers
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Rapunzel: 911, what is your emergency?
Rapunzel: What do you mean, you’re being murdered?
Rapunzel: That’s illegal! People can’t do that!
#The Big Four#RotBTD#Rapunzel#this is what happens when she's locked in a tower for 18 years#Source: Club Penguin#Submission by bravestworriers#Thank you for the Submission!! :D#((*pats face* you are a very nice human and deserve only great things in your life XDDhope your weekend is awesome too!))#submission
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Hiccup: Toss me my keys!
[Rapunzel chucks a printer at Hiccup and misses him.]
Hiccup, irritated: I said my keys!
Rapunzel: I thought you said printer!
Hiccup, exasperated: Why the fuck would I say printer?
#The Big Four#RotBTD#Hiccup Horredous Haddock III#Rapunzel#((i lOVE THIS VINE))#(should i be expecting the sequel with the christmas tree? XD)#Source: Vine#(rip indeed)#Submission by bravestworriers#Thank you for the Submission!! :D#(hope you had a great summer too!)#submission
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Nicholas: Nice work.
Jack, without thinking: Good. Thanks, Dad.
[An extended pause.]
Jack: Why is everyone staring at me.
Merida: You just called North, Dad. You said “Thanks Dad”.
Jack: What? No I didn’t, I said “Thanks Man”.
Nicholas: Do you see me as a father figure, Frost?
Jack, flustered: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure!
Hiccup: Hey! Show your father some respect!
Jack, still flustered: I didn’t call him Dad!
Nicholas: No, no no no no, Jack, I take it as a compliment.
Rapunzel: It’s not a big deal! I called Flynn “Dad” once, and he’s my fiancé.
Jack: Guys! Jump on that! Rapunzel has psycho-sexual issues!
Merida: Old news! But you calling North “Daddy”?
Jack: Hey. “Daddy” is not on the table here.
Pitch: But… You did call him “Dad”, dude.
Jack: You shut up. You’ve done nothing but lie since you got here.
Pitch: Alright, alright. I was lying about the hold up. But the Dad thing? That happened.
Jack, loudly: Aha!
Nicholas: I believe you…
Jack: Thank you.
Nicholas: …Son.
Jack: *Sighs*
Nicholas: You want to talk about it later over a… Game of catch?
Jack, quietly, with his voice cracking: I’d like that.
#The Big Four#RotBTD#Jack Frost#Nicholas St. North#Merida#Hiccup Horredous Haddock III#Rapunzel#Pitch Black#Flynn Rider (Kinda)#jack needs a dad you guys#Source: Brooklyn Nine-Nine#Submission by bravestworriers#thank you for the submission! :D#submission
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Hiccup: If you see Jack, please give him this face.
Hiccup: *points to his face, which is completely emotionless*
Hiccup: He’ll know what it means.
[Later]
Rapunzel, to Jack: Oh! Speaking of. He wanted me to give you a message.
Rapunzel: *points to her face, which is completely emotionless*
Jack, sighing: The neutral face of displeasure.
#The Big Four#RotBTD#Hiccup Horredous Haddock III#Rapunzel#Jack Frost#wonder what he did this time#Source: Fresh Off the Boat#Submission by bravestworriers#thank you for the submission!#submission
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[After a “Big Four” training session]
Rapunzel: Everything hurts.
Jack: Bitch me too.
Rapunzel: What’s a “bitch”? Is that bad?
Jack: Uh… It’s a loving or endearing term for a close friend or family member.
Rapunzel: Oh, well thank you! I also think you’re a bitch, Jack.
Jack, trying not to laugh: Thanks Princess, that means a lot.
[Rapunzel gets up and starts to walk away.]
Jack: Wait! Where are you going?
Rapunzel: I’m going to go tell Hiccup he’s the biggest bitch I’ve ever met!
Jack, seriously trying not to laugh and crying a bit: You do that. He’ll love it.
#The Big Four#RotBTD#Rapunzel#Jack Frost#Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III (kinda)#i love this#so much#omg#ok but seriously someone needs to stop jack#Source: Voltron Tumblr Textpost#Submission by bravestworriers#thank you for the submission!! :D#submission
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Hiccup: “Writing things down” is nerdy? What do you do?
Jack: Just forget stuff like a cool person.
#The Big Four#RotBTD#Hiccup Horredous Haddock III#Jack Frost#i try to be like hiccup#but at the end of the day I'm 100% jack#Source: Brooklyn Nine-Nine#Submission by bravestworriers#(i just realized your name is worriers instead of warriors that is very relatable)#thank you for the submission!! :)#submission
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My mom would wake up early just to cut the crust off my sandwiches for lunch. She knew that the crust was my favourite part. She hated me so much.
Merida, at some point
#The Big Four#RotBTD#Merida#Queen Elinor (kinda)#merida... /likes/ the crust on??#that lil weirdo#how adorable#Source: Twitter#Submission by bravestworriers#thank you for the submission!! :)#submission
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Jack: Okay. I gotta go.
Merida: …Aren’t you forgetting something?
Jack: Uh.
Jack: *Slowly, unsurely leans over and awkwardly kisses the top of Merida’s head before quickly walking away*
Merida: No! Pay your bill!
Merida: Damn. Who raised you?
#The Big Four#RotBTD#Jack Frost#Merida#Shippy quote?#Bromance quote?#Shomance quote???#Source: Brooklyn Nine-Nine#Submission by bravestworriers#Thank you for the submission!#submission
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You think I'm opinionated? Okay, here's an opinion for you: you're a bad judge of character and your shirt looks like vomit.
Merida, at some point
#The Big Four#RotBTD#Merida#the shirt comment hurts more#Source: Brooklyn Nine-Nine#Submission by bravestworriers#submission
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Hiccup: You just owe me 78 cents.
Jack: And I’ll pay you when I have that kind of money lying around.
#The Big Four#RotBTD#Hiccup Horredous Haddock III#Jack Frost#Source: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt#Submission by bravestworriers#Thank you for the submission!#submission
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Hiccup: When was the last time the two of you went more than an hour without seeing each other?
Tuffnut: All the time.
Ruffnut: Every day.
Hiccup: Okay. Without checking in?
Tuffnut: Ch-Checking. That’s…
Ruffnut: He always checks in with me.
Tuffnut: Yeah, yeah, yeah. She likes to have me check in.
#The Big Four#RotBTD#Hiccup Horredous Haddock III#Tuffnut Thorston#Ruffnut Thorston#((oh man i panicked so i just chose anyone I'm so sorry-))#Source: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia#Submission by bravestworriers#thank you for the submission!#(((OH MAN HI GUYS SORRY IM LIKE 6 DAYS LATE)))#(((DONT WORRY PREPARE YOURSELF FOR 6 QUOTES)))#(((NO WAIT ITS 7 DAYS)))#(((CRAP)))#submission
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Merida: You need them to think that you’re stronger than you actually are.
Hiccup: That’s what you do.
Merida: Me? Oh no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.
#The Big Four#RotBTD#Merida#Hiccup Horredous Haddock III#i believe her#(don't worry- swearing is completely fine XD)#Source: Orange is the New Black#Submission by bravestworriers#thank you for all the submissions XD#(you've always tagged your submissions with ROTBTD should be an actual movie and i love you for that)#((sorry for being out for so long- i got busy and distracted and also I'm a lazy procrastinator the more you know i guess bleh))#submission
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Dude, if you don't think you're going to hell, you need to take a long look at yourself.
Merida, to Jack, probably
#The Big Four#RotBTD#Merida#Jack Frost (kinda)#man#harsh#Source: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia#Submission by bravestworriers#thanks for the submission!#submission
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Toothiana, angrily: Pitch Black, I trusted you!
Pitch Black: Why?
#The Big Four#RotBTD#Toothiana#Pitch Black#he has a point#Source: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia#Submission by bravestworriers#Thank you for submitting!#submission
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