So With Spider-Punk: Arms Race #2 right around the corner: .......I'm gonna say it
Hobie's New Design is Bad.
Incredibly bad. Like 'leave it in the drafts homie' bad. Fuck it, I'm about to start using words I ain't even know I knew - this shit is EGREGIOUS.
It ain't cute.
It's bad. It's ugly, bro. His hair is serving Coral Reef And I'm tired of pretending it's not.
And it feels SO subtly anti-black.
[A very SHORT essay where I basically say: Oh hell naw]
For one I feel like they're stripping Hobie's black features. Or toning them down a LOT.
Even if we aren't counting the blue eyes they gave in him in Issue One.
Now, over time Hobie's looked many different ways - but throughout his runs his features were 100% supposed to be interpreted as black.
And while his newer comic runs tone that down a bit, it still looks natural.
And his hair has ALWAYS been natural. So much so that it's one of the defining features of movie Hobie as well.
This.... Isn't that. Not only has his natural hair been shaved and died, but it was done into a style made to DIRECTLY ripoff an already popular WHITE character - Gwen Stacy.
And once again, BLUE EYES???
And it's so bizarre!!!! Cause his design hasn't changed, but it REALLY HAS!! LIKE LOOK-
This is supposed to be the same guy, making the same expression. This is not the same fucking guy.
They have the same brow shape and lip shape and nose, but that's not the same fucking guy and I can't articulate why.
Looking at his profile highlights this way more, especially when putting him next to Movie Hobie.
Notice how ALL of Comic!Hobie's features are RAZOR sharp?
Whereas, Movie!Hobie's features, his features are actually fairly soft.
His nose and lips are curved and soft - even his pronounced brow bone is still curved, DESPITE him having a sharper face shape than Comic!Hobie.
That's because Movie Hobie has Black People Features.
Comic Hobie DOESN'T.
I wish I was joking when I say -
I feel like they're genuinely using Johnny Storms model and coloring it brown.
It's just... too bad not too be.
This redesign is atrocious. It's worse than the Attack on Titan manga.
And from what we can tell - this is a HOBIE SPECIFIC problem. Riri Williams - IronHeart - looks FINE.
Not to be dramatic, but this is very much a disappointment. It's honestly impressive how they managed to fumble the design bag SO EASILY.
Marvel Comics only leases Hobie Brown character to Sony. Hobie is still their IP - they can plunder his SONY design as much as they like, so long as it looks reasonably Not Identical.
And still they decided to do a 180, tone down his black features, unnatural his hair, and give him blue eyes.
Marvel. Pack it up. You're chopped.
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Hi! I love ur fics <3 i was thinking maybe you could do a hobie brown/ spiderpunk x female reader where her and hobie r going to do yk- and the reader is insecure of taking off her shirt because of her stomach rolls but hobie shows her how to love her self while like doing it with her. So basically like a lot of praise and etc.
You can add more or not do certain parts, or do it how you like :>
A/n- Hi! I’m so glad you like my fics, and I’m so sorry this took so long anon ): . Also I cannot find any pictures to fit with this so the gif is gonna have to do
𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭.
18+, smut, minors DNI, praise kink, afab reader, p in v, unprotected sex
You giggled when he pushed you onto the bed, you weren’t thinking much then- and right after dinner too?
He hungrily kissed you, slipping his tongue into your mouth, your hands on his cheeks as you kissed him back.
He began to take off his jacket. That’s when you stopped him. That’s when the thoughts in your head raced.
“Uh, Hobie?”
“Yeah?”
“Can we.. uh, wait for tomorrow? I’m tired, and we just ate so….” You asked nervously, avoiding his gaze. You sat up on the bed.
He quirked an eyebrow, his hands on the bottom of his shirt now at his sides.
“So..?”
“I mean… I’m just.. you know…?”
“No, I don’t, might have to elaborate.” He sat down next to you on the bed, already knowing what was wrong.
You messed with the edge of your shirt now, stuttering over your words as you spoke.
“I just feel…you know, my stomach rolls and I’m just-“
He immediately interrupted you.
“What? That’s what you’re worried ‘bout?” He laughed, but stopped when he saw your upset expression.
“Love, you don’t have to worry about that. I don’t care. Everyone has them, I’m like the skinniest guy ever, I still have ‘em. You’re perfect.” He said, meaning every single word.
He was great with his words, and the way he spoke. In a way that makes you feel special.
He grabbed your hands, kissing them.
“I love you. I love every part.” He mumbled, you gave him a small smile and kissed him.
He gently laid you down on the bed this time, a new goal in his mind.
To make you feel better about yourself.
“You’re gorgeous. Seriously. Don’t know how everyone who looks at you doesn’t fall in love.” He said against your lips, you rolled your eyes and brushed off his words.
He grabbed your jaw when you looked the other way.
“I’m bein’ serious. I’m gonna show you just how much I mean it.” He said, letting go it your jaw, littering small kisses against your neck.
You watched him, and you moaned when he hit into the soft skin.
He looked up at you again, and he was suddenly off the bed.
He looked up at you, and grabbed your ankles, making you laugh quietly.
He moved his hands up your legs, to your thighs, and eventually your shorts.
“May I?” He asked.
You nodded, and that was all the confirmation he needed as he pulled down your shorts and then your panties, your panties which your arousal was clear in.
He collected your juices on his finger, toying with your clit, and enjoying the sweet noises you made when he rubbed circles on your pussy.
His fingers were quickly replaced with his mouth, making you quickly grab onto his wicks.
You moaned, he was good with his tongue. Flicking it and licking in all the right spots, and it wasn’t long before you came on his tongue.
He licked a stripe up your pussy, making sure to get all of your cum.
He looked at you again, with a large smile on his face, licking his lips.
He started to take off his shirt and jacket, then his pants. You watched him carefully as he was left only in his boxers, his erection straining against the fabric.
He then looked back realizing you were still wearing your shirt. He made his way back onto the bed, and he took it off, you raised your arms.
You suddenly felt self conscious of yourself, and you moved your hands to your stomach.
He grabbed them quickly, pinning them above your head.
“Hobie-“ you whined.
He clicked his tongue, sighing.
“I don’t want none of that.”
You didn’t say anything as he let go of your wrists, he slithered a hand behind your back, and unclipping your bra.
He threw it on the floor, along with the rest of the both of your guys clothes.
You both were now named when he took off his boxers, he stroked his hard cock a few times before positioning it at your entrance.
He slowly slid in, just the tip at first. You moaned at the intrusion.
He then slid his full length in your pussy, your walls clenching down on him.
He groaned, throwing his head back and he stayed still for a moment, letting you adjust to his size before sliding it out and slamming it back in.
His pace had your arms around him, you clawed at his back.
You both making the room echo with each noise and thrust, each groan and moan.
You closed your eyes.
“So gorgeous.” He mumbled, along with a few incoherent words you couldn’t make out at the moment, his cock feeling too good.
“Hobie, ‘m gonna-“ you started, but couldn’t finish your sentence because his thrusts were now even more relentless.
“I know, love. Cum for me.” He said, laying kisses on your skin as you let out a scream.
He smiled as he looked down at the mess you both made on the sheets.
He then pulled out, and with a few more strokes he was cumming on your stomach.
He laid down next to you. He turned his head to you, and you turned yours to him.
“C’mon. Let’s go take a bath, and then we can sleep.” He said, giving you a peck on your lips and standing up.
You nodded, he carried you to the bathroom when you struggled to walk.
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