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omibologna · 9 months

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omg thats how snakes were made

you learn something new everyday

#nele asks #sneke #and lizard ig #lizard #stronch

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skinnyscottishbloke · 4 months

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as a whovian whose favorite doctor is ten I can’t believe I’m about to say this….but….*whispers* crowleymightbemyfavoritedavidtennantcharacterofalltime

#gratuitous text post #david tennant #good omens #doctor who #ten #fourteen #crowley #dw cast #good omens cast #like the gender fuckery the outfits the optimism the secret kindness just #the snark the sarcasm the languidity the sexy sneke walk #all of it #perfect character is perfect

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firstlawcedarprairie · 6 months

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Snake gourd flower

#sneke gourd #flower

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miqotepotatoe · 1 year

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Before I go sleep, heres an au thats been living rent free in my head since I rewatched Tournement of Elements

Y'know how after stealing the elemental powers of those who lost the tournement Chen sends them to the noodle factory to work as slaves for the forceeable future, what if he branded them with the Anacondrai mark to basically mark them as his. And when the cultists are transformed into Anacondrai, so too are the Elemental Masters that have been marked.

Kai, Jay, Lloyd, Neuro, Shade, Griffin and Paleman weren't marked, and Zane is a Nindroid, can't exactly tattoo a Nindroid.

They have to watch as Garmadon, Cole, Skylor and the other Elemental Masters are turned to Anacondrai.

Luckily the transformation isn't permanent and they all return back to normal once Chen and his cultists are cursed. Doesn't mean it wasn't a little bit traumatising.

#ninjago #ninjago au #ns4 #ninjago tournament of elements #basicslly half the elemental alliance become sneks #cole is in the snek half of the alliance #jay and cole are now 'transformed into a snake' buddies #has this idea been done before?#also the reason why the final 8 sans Skylor weren't marked is because Chen was too busy prepping to fight Lloyd and manipulating Kai #the snek half of the alliance struggle with their elemental dragons because they are still very shell shocked from being sneked

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wyrms-and-worms · 2 years

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*opens up tumblr after school

"sans undertale killed the queen of england"

#sneke says things #sanssweep #queen elizabeth II #uk politics #tumblr sexymen

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pauliana-winter-simp · 2 years

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HOW DARE HE!!! Here I thought he was truly a good man 😞

#manhwa #romance #the emperor and his knight #emperor and the female knight #the knight and the emperor #pauliana winter #frau sneke #son #father #kill #scheme #inheritance

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ubepan · 17 days

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frau sneke doodles from a while back

#cute chubby guy design wasted on cheap fodder villain #the moment he was introduced i was obsessed with him #i knew it was gonna end badly because Of Course it Would #and his Name is literally. Well #kesopan-doodles #still he was soooo cute 😔#i wont post this on my art blog because its kinda eeeh #frau sneke #if youre a real one (frau sneke fan)#lmk .. matter of fact send in some requests of this guy in my asks #the guy ever They did you so dirty king..

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chaotic-fo-imagines · 1 year

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Imagine your f/o as a sneke, blep'n their way to your heart. Thp thp.

Pbbbffffth

#imagine your f/o #self ship imagine #f/o imagines #submission #snake #🐍 <- snake #i love snakes. big spaghet noodle #ohhh wait i technically have a platonic f/o who is snake #i have a plushie of her :)

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coldgoldlazarus · 2 months

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Sneking snekily through the snekhouse

#not a reblog #sneks

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pinktintedmonocle · 6 months

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After losing her job at DynaTox, Margaret is out for revenge.

Sneking in a last minute ficlet for @ckhalloween23 . Rated General Audiences. For the prompt Witches.

#ckhalloween23 #cobra kai #the karate kid #margaret spencer #cobrakaifanfic #cobrakaifanfiction

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skinnyscottishbloke · 10 months

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Top 5 David Tennant characters!

Oh man!!!! This is a good one.

Ok, to no one’s surprise, Number One for me HAS to be the 10th Doctor. It’s what unleashed him on the world, we fell in love with the adorkable spiky haired slightly manic alien in the suit, I mean I don’t really have to say a whole lot do I? Just look at this face

Number Two: Crowley in Good Omens

Another kind of no brainer. There’s the sexy sneke walk, the clothes, the pining, god it’s just so goooood. Plus he and Michael have AMAZING chemistry. And there’s this fucking scene. We all won when he decided to do this

Number Three: James Arber in The Decoy Bride

It’s an adorable rom com up in Scotland, the chemistry between him and Kelly Macdonald is great and the final kiss is so sweet. The whole movie just leaves you with a giant smile on your face.

Number 4: Benedick from Much Ado About Nothing

Omg soooo funny. We already knew he and Catherine Tate were hilarious together and this production absolutely proves it. The paint scene has me rolling on the floor every time.

Number Five: Kilgrave from Jessica Jones.

SO. FUCKING. CREEPY. So creepy!! Talk about range!! I thought the first season of JJ was much better than the second and that in no small part had to do with his acting and presence in the show.

Honorable mentions for all the panel shows he’s done (like the Friday Night Project, QI, Never Mind the Buzzcocks) and the Ghost of Christmas Present in the Catherine Tate Show Xmas Special. I’m still convinced some of Crowley’s outfits were inspired by this one.

ALSO THE BEST COMIC RELIEF SKIT OF ALL TIME bahajaha told you he and Catherine were comic geniuses

Ask me Top 5/Top 10 of anything!

#ask games #ask games for ts #anon #anonymous #thanks for stopping by!!#this was fun!#also broadchurch isn’t on here cause I haven’t watched it #I know I’m a bad fan : (#david tennant

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hirik0 · 9 months

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Forced Proximity

part 1

Day 1

Soap wakes up in the middel of the night, something heavy laying on his chest. When he put his hand on what ever the heavy think is he feels fur. His sleep sedused brain is ringing his alarm bells in an instant. Full blown panic is washing the sleepines away. What the fuck. Suddenly a wet tongh is liking his face and Soap finally catches on whats going on Riley sneked in this bed using his chest as he pillow. "Jesus Riley scared the shit out of me", he scolds the dog. but Riley dont seems to be to impressed just continuing liking his face using the technic she uses to calm Ghost down after a nightmare. "Okey Riley, thats enough, of the bed", Soap say not apreachiating Rileys attepmed to calm him down. She stops but makes no attempt to leave the bed. "Fuck off Ghost could have told me Riley sleeps in bed with you", Soap groans, Riley placed her head on his chest again snorring lightly. Soaps desites he let Riley have this only for tonight, scratching her neck a littel while he waits to fall asleep again.

The morning walk is to early for Soap, its still dark outsite. But Riley woke him up 20 minutes ago not giving a fuck that Soap dont wake up at 5 am like Ghost. Maybe he can go to bet again, but he somehow has the feeling he Riley will be very determant to keep her daily routine. This will be 5 very long days. "I swear if Roach ends up in medical as well I'll lose it", Soap says to himself. In his still sleepy brain he doesn't registers that Riley noticed a squirle again. And Riley is ready to chase the littel rodent, the second it hits the ground. After a few seconds of Soap and Riley looking at the squirel Soap is catching on, but its to late. Riley jumps forward ripping the leash out of Soaps hand. And off they are, the rodent dashing down the track Riley hot on its heels. Riley really just wants to chase the smaller animal nearly unable to stop in time to not crash in the tree the rodent is rushing up. Soap thinks to himself it to early for any of this, not running after the dog, slowly start walking down the track at a normal passe. When Riley walks up to him with the leash in her mouth Soap first thinks its a now hopefully dead squirel. He sighs when he sees its just the leash. "I will make Price eat his stupid hat", he mutters to himslef when he takes the now wet and dirty leash out ouf of Rileys mouth. Luckely the end the walk with not encountering another rodent. While Riley is eating her breakfast Soap is returning to Ghost room nicking the sleeping shirt. He puts the shirt on a very exited Riley who is wagging her tail so hard shes pushing the food bowl over the floor. Soap ends up dosing off while snuggeling Riley.

The two are on recruite dutty this morning and Riley is boosting the morals of the recruits. Riley just sleeps on a bench near the track, while the recruits run laps. Soap is bitter about this, the dog woke him up in the middel of the night, forced him to stand up at 5 am for a 45 minutes walk and now shes just napping. When the recruits are finishing their laps the bombard Soap with questions about Riley. "She's Ghost K9, that's all you need to now", he says in the hope to stop the questions, but he jsut made it worse. The K9 of the SAS ledgent Ghost, probably the coolest think they saw since beeing on base. "Why is Ghost K9 with you, Sir?", a smal female recruit is asking Soap thinks has the last name Johnson. "Dog sitting her for him." "Does that mean the Ghost is trusting you, Sir?", a black recruit is asking. "Yes, Ghost is trusting me." They dont need to know Ghost is trusting him long before Riley became part of the task force. "Enough, get ready for the obstical curse." The obstacel curse is a desaster. Somehow most of the recruits made it throw base training, with out ever finishing the curse or at least it looks like this. Soap is stoped taking general notes and just writting down who is making it over the wall and out of the pit at this point. He nods when he notes down Johnson making it, shes the smalest recruite in the groupe. The black recruite Miller also gets over the wall with no problem. Riley watches the recruits failing getting over the wall, just like her owner having a fucking hell expression on her face. Ghost would have lost it by now, while beeing a great teacher Ghost has absolte no time for people failing at basic thinks. Soap, infact knowing that Riley can get up this wall, haven see Ghost train it with her is asking himself who a human with two hands can be worse then a german shepard. "15 minute break", Soap shouts before he is saying sometink mean to the next recruite failing the wall. Half way throw the break Riley wanders of from Soap, colecting some pets and head scratches from the recruits.

"Johnson", Soap shouts a plan forming in his head. "Yes, Sir", the young private stands in front off him. He holds out a back of dog treats, he got out of Price ofice to her. "The next time your up the wall, you call for Riely and then tap on the top of the wall twice, Flat Hand, two fast taps. When your down you give her some of treats." "Yes, Sir", Johnson says getting some treats out of the back, before putting them in he pokets of her shorts. Johnson palced herself in the middel of the line when the training is continuing. And when shes up the wall for the 6th time this day he sits on the top before calling for Riley and just as Soap told her taps her hand on the top twice quickly. Riley dashes from Soaps side to the wall. The dog jumps up, placing her front paws on the top of the wall and is down the other site. Soap just nods while even Johnson is impresst by what she just saw before going down on the other site herself to give the dog some treats. After the treats Riley just returns to Soaps sites again looking proud of herself. "As you see Riley here is able to jump over this wall with just as much training as you guys have. And now i want to see every one of you to get over this fucking wall", Soap screams and the privates are scrambeling to follow the order. At the end of the training most of them atleast are able to pull themselves up to the top.

#call of duty #riley the dog #riley is a good girl #captain mactavish

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royalsunshinehotel · 1 month

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How to they text? (Dev Patel preference)

Anwar Kharral Definitely spams you with memes, it's self explanatory. He's not so much a texter as he is sending you tiktoks that apply to whatever conversation you're trying to have with him.

Sonny Kapoor You're getting paragraphs. Every. Single. Time. English is his second language, but he loves it and he's using every word from his 'word of the day' email.

Neal Sampat I think he's the type who swaps out LOVE with LUV. He uses "U" for shorthand, but all of his sentences are capitalized.

Deon Wilson I think he's using shorthand whenever he can. He's a computer genius, he's truly gonna do what he's gotta do to get his point across. Also, he peppers in numbers, just for fun, think "b00bs"

Sheru “Saroo” Bierley Saroo's doing his best to use full sentences, but he really needs to remember that commas exist not just the "-"

Jay Menha Jay is a very big fan of his blackberry, but I do think that maybe he's not been taking his joing supplements so you don't get much beyond 'lol' or 'haha' as a response to a text.

David Copperfield Where Sonny writes paragraphs, David is writing NOVELS. BE AFRAID. DON'T TEXT HIM BACK. He'll make your phone bill skyrocket I fear.

Joshua Madika I'm sorry, he's the worst texter on the list. He'll see a text, forget about it, and get back to you the next time you text him/ when he feels like it. Just be sure to follow up with him, because if it's something he wants to do, he'll respond for sure.

Sir Gawain I've touched on this in other preferences, but you're getting grade-a shitposts all of the time. It's garbage and it's all for you. "Just saw a snake...oh nor, we are all snekes" or some shite

The Kid I think you're getting photos. You do have to text things like "are you alive," to which you get a response of a photo of 👁️👁️, but that's between the two of you.

#the kid #monkey man #dr chatterjee #henry sugar #dev patel #dev patel preferene #sir gawain #the green knight #joshua madika #modern love #david copperfield #jay menha #the wedding guest #saroo brierly #deon wilson #sonny kapoor #anwar kharral #lion 2016

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pauliana-winter-simp · 2 years

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Nevermind, turns out, Frau Sneke is a good man. But why did he hide this?:

#manhwa #romance #the king and his knight #the knight and her emperor #emperor and the female knight #pauliana winter #donau ribo #howe ribo #frau sneke #good man #good father #son

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roadkillerx · 9 months

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*runs up to Lester* look at the sneke I mean snake. Isn’t he cute? His name is emerald, I tried to show Vincent but I think he’s scared *looks down at the snake who’s hissing profusely*

Oh my! I think ya’ should put em’ down he don’t look to happy ‘bout ya’ holdin’ em’.

#house of wax #lester sinclair #bo sinclair #house of wax 2005 #slashers #vincent sinclair #house of wax (2005)#house of wax ask blog #lester sinclair answers #slasher ask blog

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violetlunette · 10 months

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I was thinking of one of my favorite games and re-iterations of Journey to the West, Koei’s Saiyuki, and wanted to share the profile images. I just think these are beautiful, the designs, the style, and the colors. Female Sanzo is especially cute and is my favorite version of Tripitaka. (Though I have no idea why she's wearing a sombrero.) Goku is hot as well. Lady Kikka is pretty as well, and Ryorin, Kin, and Jin are so cute. Anyway, I post them all below. I believe they were drawn by Akihiro Yamada, but correct me if I’m wrong.

A bit length and all the posts below are images.

Disclaimer: Obviously not mine.

(See, isn’t femSanzo, pretty? The male’s cute too. Again, no idea why they’re wearing sombreros. I like the crown from the traditional costume better.)