I feel like I found @drchucktingle in Tyria...

Snargle you can't say that. You can't say any of that.

Seductions of the Obscure

The Commander has felled dragons, gods, and hearts aplenty. But can they prevail when the mysterious voice from their thoughts offers more than sweet words?

First chapter of the Commander x Peitha fic, as promised.

My Inevitable

by Snargle Goldclaw

Chapter 1.

AN: Speacial fangz (get it, coz Im charr) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) bonnie, 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Faren ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MTL LGN ROX!

Hi my name is Palawa Ignacious Inevitable Scourge Of Vabbi Joko and I have long immortal lich life (that's how I got my name) with magic staff and shriveled dead eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like The Pact Commander (AN: if u don't know who they are get da hell out of here!) I'm not related to Mad King Thorn but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a lich but my bones are straight and white. I have wrinkly dead skin. I'm also a scourge, and I go to a magic palace in the Desolation called the Bone Palace where I'm the emperor (I'm 574). I'm undead (in case you couldn't tell) and I mostly wear gold. I love Black Lion and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a white crown with matching jewels around it and a white fabric elonian leggings, skull shoulder pads and sandals. I was wearing tar lipstick, tar eyeshadow, tar foundation, and a gold lip piercing. I was walking outside the Bone Palace. It was dry with sandstorms and hot sun, which i was very happy about. A lot of sunspears stared at me. I put my middle finger up at them.

LIEUTENANT GOLDCLAW????????? SNARGLE??????? WE GET SNARGLE GOLDCLAW LORE??????

The Commander And The Stage

Snargle Goldclaw--exposed?! 😳

Connor Fallon, Senior Game Designer on Guild Wars 2: End of Dragons, has the inside scoop on Tyria’s most daring romance novelist. Get all the juicy details about Snargle’s secret origins in this shocking exposé!

For reference on that ask I answered involving Taimi about Snargle

Currently completing Snargle Goldclaw's Cantha achievement and...

Nice

Happy Yaoday!!

Don’t you just hate when that pesky traveling author keeps giving your crush signed copies of spicy fanfiction about you?

unfortunately, i think they would get along

talking to Snargle Goldclaw always leaves me looking around deliriously like "is this allowed."

Seductions of the Obscure

CHAPTER 2!

The Commander has felled dragons, gods, and hearts aplenty. But can they prevail when the mysterious voice from their thoughts offers more than sweet words?

Commander x Peitha fic

Added tags: Consensual Possession, Stripping, Voyeurism, Kissing

oh my goddddd in blishhud there's an addon that lets you leave fromsoft style floor messages and arborstone is a MESS

hello??

Snargle Goldclaw from Guild Wars 2

The Commander And Growth