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The Commander And The Stage
#guilld wars 2 fan art#guild wars 2 fan submission#guild wars 2#snargle gutslurper#phlunt#jhavi jorasdottir#lord faren#duchess chrysanthea#commander yes#snargle goldclaw
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It's all fun and games, but real talk? Long Phlunt is deeply cursed.
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Asura art but in 80s shoujo style
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NA art party, March edition! We've got:
@praise-joko's Chaskana, whose character playlist provided great drawing music
@rosewoodroad's Onaera Cio, whose gauntlets I shamelessly removed so I could draw muscles and tattoos
@where-is-caithe's Eon Loneblade, also known as SPACECAT!!!
@archonarlo's Nokktis, whose hat is almost as grand as Rama's
#my art#vsartparty#charr#asura#this was great fun!#though i could have happily gone the rest of my life without hearing the phrase 'phlunt big naturals'
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When will Anet stop my sinful hand
I have made a new Asura, his name is Virologist Praxx, he’s part of a formerly Inquest krewe that specializes in hybrid research and if you make fun of his ears he WILL infect you with at least 4 deadly plagues.
#Guild Wars 2#gw2#he's likely gonna become a QuickScrapper or smth buildwise#he's also very old and kinda Phlunt-like in personality#a real joy to be around
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i lov u but pls
#text#kind... of#i took the pics after changing my name but prior to that it was#'phlunt r-18 fanfic (spicy)'#bc my friends complained abt me having a boring name in our server so i changed it to the most cursed thing i could think of
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Local homegrown asks require local homegrown answers
14. Your favorite armor skin?
At the moment, houndskin mantle? I put it on so many people it's surreal. Nyra, Mirka, Liv, El, 4/7!!! Grind well worth!!
15. Your favorite weapon skin?
Depends on the character honestly, I can't say I have faves :')
16. Your favorite dye?
Celestial, Searing and Crush <3 Three I really like that come to mind.
17. Your glider?
I own three so far; Draconic one and the moon one, I forget the name whoops, and Eternal Mandala!
36. Is there a character who you want to slap?
Phlunt <3
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The best thing about (re)doing living world is the dialogue either ambient or by talking to someone.
Zojja is like: whatcha think of Phlunt?
And the commander: He should be taken behind his lab and shot.
10/10 would replay just for that option again
#I want to punt Phlunt across the map#Gw2#Guild wars 2#Doing LW2#All the trouble that could've been avoided if tree mom just spilled the beans about grandpa Mordry#I kinda get why she doesn't since she was created by Mordremoth to spawn lots and lots of minions and not be like a nurturing mother figure
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Did you know that with a combination of skyscale and griffon you can glitch up to the councillors chambers in Rata Sum? I highly recommend it because you can bully Phlunt so, so much
or, you know, just incinerate him with fire
#gw2#guild wars 2#to Phlunt's credit he didn't jump during the first two pics#he could have erased Falx from existance before he even had the chance to be born#moose shitposts
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I want to make a Phlunt character, and go around and do a bunch of stuff with him, and make a compilation video set to the Village People's "Macho Man" song
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Okay Teall, what's your take on Vezz being one of the commanders and dragon/god slaying? Is he just being propped up by better, more competent people in your eyes?
Ask one of my ocs a question about a different oc of mine
"Tch. Obviously! What, do you really think a failure like him could actually be some kind of dragon champion? Zojja probably only dragged him into her little pet project because she felt sorry for him.
Half the people he's with, even those two weird genius kids, could do a better job than him. Look at how good he's doing now- walked away from all of it because he couldn't handle the pressure. Couldn't cut it out in his old krewe, couldn't cut it out in the Inquest, and then he couldn't even cut it out fighting dragons as some kind of wannabe hero.
No, they just slapped his name up for everyone because a feel good story about some ~good person~ leaving the Inquest to save the world gets people's attention. All the work's probably being done by some nobody human no one cares about."
#oc asks#every time I write him I want to shake him until his eye teeth rattle#worst asura ever#maybe not as bad as phlunt but still#agent teall
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Love how I have two types of art I make on here
1.Cute art of my or others chatacters
2. Art that inflicts psychic damage on anyone who sees it (Including me)
#I think it’s because I get cursed thoughts and then they live in my brain till I draw them#If you think seeing ‘phlunt big naturals’ was bad enough#imagine having it stuck in your brain for over a month#and then having to look at and draw it#that being said I do also love making incredibly cursed stuff#making me wonder if I should reblog my primordus x commmander x jormag snargle novel#that one definetly was another banger of a cursed art I did
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MIST MERCH. TRADING - THE BLACK LION'S NEW CONTENDER?
"FOR brilliant-minded individuals, BY brilliant-minded individuals."
Within the last recent months you may or may not have noticed the debut of a new, up-and-coming, self-proclaimed "rival" enterprise to the Black Lion Trading Company. But who is heading this new, mysterious mercantile? To the surprise of many, it's the renowned Ex-Councillor Phlunk of Divinity's Reach, former member of Rata Sum's own Arcane Council, and twin brother to the Councillor Phlunt, (still in office).
"No more blitzing your raptor to the nearest trading agent to receive your parcels -- now your items arrive directly on your doorstep for no extra charge!"
Following the Ex-Councillor's own success with his small wizardry services in Divinity's Reach, he believed it was high time to ascend to even greater heights.
"With the dragon crisis finally dealt with, the economy on the rise, and new trade deals arriving from Cantha, what better time for some new, improved organizations to dig their heels in against the longstanding oppression? It's time to break the monopoly. The Black Lion Trading Company is old news. Our trading company is a vision of a bright and golden tomorrow," Ex-Councillor Phlunk said confidently during an interview.
"What exactly will become of your 'wizardry' business now that you've started this new venture?" Asked Reporter Trekt.
"My business will remain active, although through select appointments by way of my apprentice, who will be handling the simpler affairs."
"Some have made claims that this new enterprise of yours is all just a far-reaching attempt to fund your own independent research in Divinity's Reach," said Reporter Trekt. "What's your response to these rumors?"
"All conjecture formed from envy," replied the Ex-Councillor, shaking his head. "My question is this: is it wrong to succeed? Is it wrong to rise beyond conceivable thought? Did our own Commander not vanquish the dragons by being better at it than everyone else? My enterprise was made by and for such brilliantly-minded individuals."
Further attempts at receiving a response to the aforementioned claims went unanswered.
(interview continued & concluded on pg. 8)
The newly established mercantile's routes and sources are currently unknown, but their lightning-fast deliveries and the unique quality of their goods speak for themselves. However, considering the Ex-Councillor's own proficiency with magic, could this indicate some form of sorcery being used?
Attempts at reaching Evon Gnashblade, head of the Black Lion Trading Company, to hear his opinion regarding the emergence of this new enterprise have had no luck.
Will this new Mist Merch. Trading stand the test of time in such a competitive arena? Or will the proud, black lion stamp yet another opponent under its heel?
It seems we'll all have to wait and see.
- excerpt by Journalist Rittz, writer for the Arch's Accounts.
#guild wars 2#gw2#my characters#ex-councillor phlunk#my writing#my edits#I've tried to post this so many times lmao it wouldn't show up#30th times the charm though
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