SHOPLIFTER [1975]

posting this comment because I need it for later.

If I ever say to shoplift, I am not talking about stealing from small businesses, or local chains. I am talking about going into Walmart and taking floss or thread or smuggle food if you can.

Stealing for Thrills Saturday Evening Post, May 18, 1969 Cover by Don Ornitz

hey! sorry that i haven't been active for a while, i was really lazy to log my lifts. here's a haul from today ! i'll also post my past lifts that i haven't posted yet after this post~

total saved: 90~ ₺

M!chaels haul

246$ in meat. One trip, on a bicycle

Going to the shops tomorrow, we're gonna borrow for an hour and a half and then go to the movies, see if we can sneak into more than one

so i want some first time shoplifter tips guys. i'm in australia... so location specific would be even better but obvs just any tips at all, especially for when i get into it and can get larger stuff.

TIP:

if your frequent this, mark it down on Google maps. write in notebooks the last time you went there. don't go to one place often.

happy hauling!

Definitely shop lifting condoms for all da pussseeehhhhhhhh we b gettinnat da clurrrrerb ah la la la laaaaaaa 👅… no mom i said i was on the phone with my friends leave me alone for a minute god damnit! God fucking damnit this is why i got fired from chuck e cheese!! Ugh, bitch,

Walmart receipts on app , when u scan your reciept youcan click reciept details on the showm reciept do that your phone displays a image of the reciept,screen shot that,use mark up on your ihpone to white outthe names and prices of items then insert text of what you want,not alwaysneccesary but to besafe make sure the time of purchasematches up to, I have a photo saved from a couple Walmarts for templates , I've done this over 30 times so far,for instance I put a 1000doar onthe recieptmake sure ghe one on my phone is some what accurate to my purchase,put tv in my car,use magnets to remove spiderwirethe on the way out simply flash myphone to the greeter and leave, due to the popularity of people shopping in store with the app they don't look into itreally

some of the lifts i've done while i was inactive :P

maybelline eyeliner 330₺

brooklyn timeless beauty lipgloss 60₺

essence serum 120₺

essence bracelets 80₺

wet n wild brow sessive 60₺

protein chocolate 40₺ (x2, ate one of them and it tasted like shit so im not eating this one D:)

i also lifted a shit ton of protein bars but ate all of them so let's count it as 200₺

total saved: 850₺

Michael's, Hobby Lobby, and Rite aid haul with a friend.

HOW TO SHOPLIFT AT WALMART - The Best Tips Ever!

I had the absolute FRIGHT of my life today omg me and my friends were coming back from lunch and we saw that the traffic light had a few seconds left so we sprinted to cross the street (and we made it) and as we were laughing and going into the school, a frocking POLICE WOMAN runs up to us and tells us to stop

WE WERE SO SCARED we didn’t know why we were getting called out 😭😭apparently there was someone who looked like my friend (who happened to have a backpack on) had shoplifted from the store we just happened to run by while trying to make the light, so now she was the prime suspect 😭 the police woman got her name phone number and parents phone number and told us that she would check the surveillance camera and if we were innocent we wouldn’t hear from her again

the thing is we weren’t even near the store during lunch, we were at Tim Hortons 😭😭 my legs shakes so hard and I thought I was gonna cry (and I wasnt even the one getting actually accused) I felt so bad for my friend who is definitely innocent (again, we were at timmies the entire time)

a few hours later these other two girls from my grade got called down, maybe they did it or maybe they were being suspected (they both looked pretty similar so they were probably being called down since the person who shoplifted looked like them)

anyways what an eventful day