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revenantghost · 8 months

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I love so many Trigun creations of so many flavors, I can't choose a favorite. But there's something so special about that warm and tender feeling you get when you see something, have to sit back or step away, shut your eyes, and think, "God they're so fucking stupid."

#Trigun #I was thinking about two characters in particular with this moment but you know what #It applies to all of them #EXCEPT Milly #She has the only braincell #And actively chooses to participate in the stupid shit because it's fun #And she is SO valid for that #Anyway #Worked too hard too long I'm too tired #Time to pass out #Aka lurk until my brain shuts off enough to sleep

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all-lee24 · 2 months

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101 days till DLC 🫶

#elden ring #I’ve diagnosed Messmer with stupid ass disease (it’s terminal)#Malenia is also dumb but she has an excuse #basically what I’m saying is Miquella is the only one with a braincell but he’s an old man and out of touch

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natelia-aldelliz · 1 year

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Ghost : Ok, why do you baby Gaz so much, you do know he's a grown man, right?

Price : Oh come on, first off I don't baby him, second, jealousy doesn't suit you, third, he's the youngest of us, it's only normal that I watch over him a bit more, he's basically a baby, he just turned 27 last week!

Gaz : Damn, don't remind me, I feel old. But also like, maybe it's because he's the youngest sibling, but I do feel older than Soap most days, to be honest.

Price : Well yeah, you two are very close in age, but Soap's actually gonna turn 29 later this year, right Soap?

Soap :

Price : ... Soap?

Soap : Yep, sorry, yeah, wasn't paying attention, sure, I'm gonna be uh... 28? Wait no, that was last year, 29 right, ahah...

Ghost :

Gaz :

Price :

Soap : *avoids eye contact*

Price : How old are you son?

Soap : 29?

Gaz : Aren't you supposed to be 28...?

Soap : Ahah, yeah, that's what I meant, I'm 28, I'm gonna be 29... right?

Ghost : You're lying aren't you. You look like you're lying. Price, he's lying.

Price : What's your birth year?

Soap :

Price : ....

Soap, visibly counting on his fingers : 1994 !

Ghost, staring at Price with his look(tm) :

Gaz : Wait, you don't know your birth year by heart?

Ghost : No, he just doesn't remember the lie he said.

Soap : Come on, LT, what do you mean, a lie, I'm just your average 29 years old man, born in 1994, what do you want me to say?

Ghost : Johnny, you'd be born in 1993 if you were 29, I mean, if you didn't also lie about your birthday.

Soap :

Price, having had enough of today already : Okay, how old are you really. What's your real birth year.

Soap : ..... 1996 ?

Gaz : I'M NOT THE FUCKING BABY ANYMORE THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE !!!

Ghost, concerned : You're 26 ?? But your file said you've been in active duty for 10 years !

Soap : Yep 😁👍

Ghost :

Soap : Funny story, I was actually 15 when i enrolled, cause it was before my birthday, but yeah.

Ghost :

Soap : Don't look at Price like that, he knew all about me ~allegedly~ kidnapping a military officer and still wanted me, he's not gonna push me out because my joints are gonna hurt two years later than he originally thought.

Gaz : Wait, no, back up, you did what to a military officer?

Soap : Oh, I never told you? Yeah, he was really pissing me off, you know how it is-

Price : I'm going back to bed.

#cod mw2 #simon ghost riley #captain john price #kyle gaz garrick #john soap mactavish #ghostsoap #soapghost #i have this problem around 6 am where i think i'm hilarious when i'm actually just delirious #anyway i had this bit into my head for a while; thought i'd share #price is their dad i don't make the rules #he also hates his children (that's not true he loves them tho he does prefer farah by far)#(she's the only one that can get a turn with the 141 braincells and only bc she already has her own)

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scootarooni · 9 months

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They mean the world to me

#can you tell Bel is my favorite fhdbfhsshd #she’s just a silly little :3 creacher to me #btw that’s Tryce bonking Red becos he’s the only one in the og trio that has a braincell #anyways I love this game pls go play it 💖#bomb rush cyberfunk #brc

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andi-o-geyser · 10 months

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I truly do love where Bells Hells' relationship with the gods is going, because in what has so far been a very atheistic party we're now experiencing some wildly different journeys with divinity. FCG is over here living his best life, like "I am all in on the Changebringer!" right as Laudna, Orym, and Ash return with all their trauma and complicated experience with how harmful the gods can be, so now Deanna is speedwalking in the opposite direction like "what do you mean :) you have issues with the Dawnfather :)) wait :) what do you mean militaristic churches :)) can i :))) have a fucking minute :)))" and then she hopped onto a quick zoom call with the sun itself, heard all she needed to hear, called him a bitch, and left. queen shit. anyways this is a Deanna stan post, my girl do what you've gotta do I'll support you the entire way

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kassycreations · 1 year

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Garmadon: Looks like we can't mansplain, malewife, manipulate our way out of this one

Wu: Manwhore it is then!

Garmadon: Brother, your manwhoring makes things worse! We need another option

Misako, holding up an ancient axe twice her size: Manslaughter

#ive had this in my head for all of two days and i love it #you cannot tell me this isn't canon #manwhore wu is so damn funny to me #garmadon has the only braincell #that was a lie #it's misako #she has the braincell #ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago masters of spinjitzu #master wu #wu ninjago #sensei wu #ninjago garmadon #garmadon ninjago #misako ninjago #ninjago misako #misako montgomery garmadon

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rayewarrrd · 2 months

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the talos principle 2 experience in a nutshell

#the talos principle #the talos principle 2 #the entire game from al's pov is essentially just. him and the terrible horrible no good very bad day #on a team of five he's the only one with a working braincell. (melville actually has an entire brain but she won't share)#my art

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padawansuggest · 1 year

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Armorer: Bo-Katan Kryze you are redeemed and accepted into our covert.

Bo-Katan: But I didn’t swear your creed.

Armorer: I know. But you have still given us a boon and helped one of ours. You don’t have to swear it, but you’re welcomed here.

Two episodes later

Armorer: Bo-Katan. Remove your helmet.

Bo-Katan: Um??

Armorer: You can walk both ways to reunite our people and bring them back to follow all paths together.

Bo-Katan: lol that’s a terrifying request thanks.

‘Fans’: Why did Bo get to take her helmet off but Din is apostate if he does??

Me: bitch did you not just hear them??? He swore the creed and she didn’t. Armorer is trying to use loopholes to keep Bo without forcing her to swear so they can join everyone. She. Didn’t. Swear. Their. Creed.

#star wars #the mandalorian spoilers #the mandalorian #bo katan kryze #the armorer #like y’all got so many complaints just calm down it’s all about the loopholes #Bo didn’t swear the creed she’s there through loopholes and having the only braincell they’ve seen in ages #armorer isn’t flimsy and showing favoritism she clearly has din as a favorite okay #she’s just like ‘lol we need to get back to community’#and is using connections to do it #that doesn’t mean she doesn’t like Bo either tho she clearly had a moment before asking her to remove her helmet

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starii-galaxii · 1 month

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Going back to my roots... making shitpost comics about fnf characters

#friday night funkin #fnf #fnf fanart #Pico is the only braincell here #Darnell cried at this beauty #and Bf bought Gf ice cream after this #dw about gf she has 5 other houses just for herself

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goatbeard-goatbeard · 9 months

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this moment kind of sneaks under the radar, but it’s low-key hilarious that Furfur’s response to “I just happened to be here” is to whip out the Bullet Catch manual rather than

asking why he’s in his dressing room

#shax has exclusive control over their shared braincell #and even she only kind of knows how human stuff works #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens 2x04 #furfur #furfur good omens #good omens shitpost

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geekynightowl1997 · 8 months

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I just want to say;

I'm mad that I'm now just finding Leverage.

And

I'm in LOVE with the brother- sister relationship that is Eliot and Hardison and Eliot and Parker.

Like- you just know that Eliot would move the oceans for those two.

#leverage #eliot spencer #alec hardison #parker #this show has been one FOR years #and I'm just now seeing it #love the bond those three have #'parker im not at liberty to discuss that with you'#poor parker #she just wants to blow things up #hardison is the only one with a braincell #eliot is there to protect them #and I'm LIVING for it #all while Nate and Sophie are just figuring themselves out #the show would be trash without hardison eliot and parker

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i-choose-you-cyndaquil · 1 year

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enid, foaming at the mouth: i'll cut your throat! that'll shut you up!

wednesday, in awe: you're beautiful

#wednesday #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wenclair #wednesday definitely finds feral enid extremely hot #why do i keep making enid sound like she only has two braincells

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stellerssong · 1 month

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ok sorry the OTHER thing about lucienne is like. as previously stated she is dream's handpicked emissary from the waking world to the dreaming she's the diplomat in chief she's the translator she's the bridge. because the dreaming is, in a very real way, dream's own psyche, this is tantamount to giving lucienne a tremendous degree of access to his interiority and by transitive property also tantamount to entering into a deeply emotionally intimate relationship with her (unimportant for the purposes of this post whether that relationship is platonic or romantic).

now, in general, looking at the pattern of dream's close emotional relationships—dream doesn't share himself with people as a rule (beyond the access that all things that live have to the dreaming; but i'm talking about his self here, the one he doesn't like to acknowledge he even has), but when he does share with people, it's with people who have some shadow on the soul, so to speak. just looking at attested relationships in show canon, his deepest emotional connection seems to be with death, who embodies the duality of light and dark even better than he does himself. calliope is the muse of epic poetry—heroism and tragedy—and also bears the sort of divine pride that led her to cut dream off for hundreds or thousands of years when he wronged her. the less said about that other guy, the better, but he's no sunshine-rainbows-unicorns type—he's a soldier of fortune, a bandit and a killer, a man who profits from the sale of human life. even best bird matthew, in comix canon, had a sordid past that will maybe be partially retconned for the show but has still been gestured at.

dream likes the complicated ones. he's drawn to them. they speak to something in him that he won't acknowledge in himself (he has to be Whole, fully integrated, without reservation, because he is the king and he is the dreaming and if the dreaming ain't whole then the universe is in trouble—but he feels that ache nonetheless).

all that is to say: when people try to portray lucienne as dream's Designated Well-Adjusted Neurotypical Friend, i begin to harm and maim.

#chatter #as usual there is a larger pattern of behavior around this post that has been making me crazy for some time #it's the ''holder of the braincell'' trope but it's also just like the flattening of female characters of color in every possible dimension #so many people are terrified. TERRIFIED. to imagine a woman of color's pain #because the demands of shallow progressivism are such that they require you to acknowledge that A Black Woman Has Suffered More #Than Anyone Else Ever In The History Of The World Ever; Because Of Racism #but the demands of wider fandom are such that they require you to buy into the concept that A White Man's Suffering #Is The Only Suffering Worthy Of Care Attention Or Interest.#can't handle the dichotomy so instead they create the imago of a Black woman who has never suffered anything ever #she cannot be mentally ill; she cannot be disabled; if she is queer then it is in a way that is wholly self-contained and complete #and not ambiguous or in flux in any way; and most important of ALL she can never have experienced racism.#because racism As We Know is the worst form of suffering. so if she'd suffered racism then that would make her more worthy of #compassion than White Guy No. 37. which must not be #the very idea that lucienne is simply at peace with herself and the dreaming with no further complication.......like!#WOMEN OF COLOR ARE NEVER AFFORDED THAT KIND OF CERTAINTY. ARE YOU STUPID.#and by the way being reserved/calm/unassuming/practical are NOT absolute indicators of mental wellness.#y'all can see this when it's a white guy what is your fucking DAMAGE when it comes to women of color.#OPEN YOUR EYES. USE YOUR POWERS OF DEDUCTIVE REASONING. DREAM DIDN'T CHOOSE HER TO BE HIS THERAPIST.#DREAM CHOSE HER BECAUSE; PRESUMABLY; SHE ACHES. SHE CONTRADICTS. SHE GRAPPLES WITH THE SHADOW ON THE MIND.#SOMETHING IN HIM SEES A KINDRED SOUL IN HER. WAKE UP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

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raeyhem · 1 year

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the fact that out of everyone in the tgcf ensamble, the annoying and entitled cousin turned (not even supreme rank) ghost, who eats people and lives in a cave where he has his goons gather people for him to eat, is unable to get a sentance out without swearing enough to make a sailor blush and whose main purpose in the story is to just make things more difficult for everyone turns out to be the most responsible parental figure is actually the funniest part of the novel btw

#most responsible parental figure is not a very difficult Bar to meet tbh #the only reason why hualians pseudochild doesn't die is because its already dead #the officials? who. at best ling wen but only because she has two braincells to rub together #beefleaf? those mfs????#SHI WUDU?#yeah #sorry qi rong gets this one boys #I hate him so much #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing

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b0tsbby · 8 months

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Modern au that High School Au this WHERE IS THIS AU IS WHAT IM SAYIN.

Like they would fuck shit up‼️ LITERALLY‼️🗣️

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asterouslyaesthetic · 8 months

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do you think rkc has a preferred grima

do you think he prefers rearmed grima over l!/h!grima because she's more in line with the grima he knows

do you think he avoids l!/h!grima because she reminds him too much of robin so if he closes his eyes and pretends the stench of death is coming solely from him, he can imagine it's actually his wife

do you think he feels that's an insult to her memory because the other chroms might warm up to l!/h!grima and recognize that their wife still lives eventually, but he's so used to the grima who tried to kill his daughter (but never did and does that mean anything?) and took away his son to be raised in the same way she would've if validar kept her that he can't

do you think he would slightly resent the other chroms for choosing the lesser of two evils in a custody battle for fell morgan, even though he knows that's the logical choice?

because i think a lot about how rkc is portrayed and he's so much of an opposite that it kind of hurts in the best way. and i think a sign of that would be that he's much more inflexible about grima and robin that perhaps even them, especially if their thoughts on it are "you are me but i am what you could've been (anger/pity)"

if og/horse chrom are of the mind that any grima is robin so long as even a piece of her cares about him and the shepherds, and l!chrom/brave chrom are somewhere in the middle and think that l!/h!grima ought to be counted but the ones they faced off (and rearmed) shouldn't, then rkc completes the trifecta

#fire emblem heroes #fire emblem awakening #fe grima #fe chrom #fe robin #risen king chrom #chrobin #chrima #i like to think grima and robin keep their distance like how lucina and grima do #especially with l!/h!grima there's a lot of resentment for robin getting to be as close to a human as possible #while robin deeply pities her other self because she has the memories to know what exactly went down #and killing her personally is as much for lucina's sake as it is for her other self's sake #meanwhile chrom and morgan share a braincell #rkc hates grima because grima made him kill his friends and chase lucina down #and thinks she did it to spite him because he cares only about robin #which is kind of true but she did it because she wanted her 'family' back

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