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thecollectibles · 2 years
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Swordtember 2022 (1-10) by Shaun Ellis
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jaebird88 · 1 month
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A thread with higher resolution art of each character by Shaun Ellis.
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reviews-sky · 1 year
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New book review!
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The Man Who Lives with Wolves by Shaun Ellis
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filmap · 1 year
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Final Destination 2 David R. Ellis. 2003
Entrance Ramp Willis Rd, Campbell River, BC, Canada See in map
See in imdb
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sleuthomatic · 2 years
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A family can just be a robot detective, his partner/life partner, her synthetic son, and his assistant/business partner/unofficial daughter
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galaxycunt · 1 year
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Opinions on Ellie, Shaun (old), and Boone?
Ellie
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She don’t get enough love! She’s so mean to Parvati and it’s like damn I need more time to get u two to like each other! It’s interesting and I wish they had time to add more bc it seemed she was supposed to be ur main companion?
Shaun:
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What a bastard he needs la chancla on his ass immediately!!!
Boone:
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“That’s what we are a couple of problem solvers”
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ohnoitstbskyen · 1 year
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A quick list of favorite video essays on YT?
You fool! You have activated my trap card! Now suffer the flood of recommendations!
We'll start with the more famous ones and work our way down to smaller and smaller creators as we go:
The Nostalgia Critic and The Wall by Folding Ideas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rokAtlFGa7Y
Violence & Protest by Philosophy Tube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh4G1Gjv7bA
Mel Brooks, The Producers, and the Ethics of Satire about N@zis by Lindsay Ellis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62cPPSyoQkE
Weighing the Value of Director's Cuts | Scanline by hbomberguy and Shannon Strucci: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6OT77T7YlE
Incels by Contrapoints: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD2briZ6fB0
POLYBIUS - The Video Game That Doesn't Exist by Ahoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7X6Yeydgyg
Disney's FastPass: A Complicated History by Defunctland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yjZpBq1XBE
Dropping the Bomb: Hiroshima & Nagasaki by Shaun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCRTgtpC-Go
The Alt-Right Playbook: How to Radicalize a Normie by Innuendo Studios: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P55t6eryY3g
TRAINWRECKORDS: "American Life" by Madonna by Todd in the Shadows: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCMNzdm_RKo
The Speedrun Where Link Stares at Rupees for 17 Hours by Lowest Percent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2nRW3wKnVY
The Simpsons and the Death of Parody by Jonas Čeika - CCK Philosophy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi_fxwLBSFo
CATS & The Weird Mind of TS Eliot | An Analysis by Maggie Mae Fish: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tYcPuVYDHw
Fashion in Final Fantasy by ThorHighHeels: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3Yl0Moy_ic
action button reviews boku no natsuyasumi by Action Button: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=779coR-XPTw
Transvestigation: The Conspiracy Theory That Everyone Is Transgender by Mia Mulder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH5-MDXzfmg
The Matrix Sequels Are Good, Actually by Sophie from Mars and Sarah Zedig: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0VnYcMHuDc
The Last Unicorn: Why Must You Always Speak In Riddles? by What's So Great About That?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNrTM74pdTk
Bisexual Lighting: the Rise of Pink, Purple and Blue by KyleKallgrenBHH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gU3IA4u-J8
I Watched ALL the Swan Princess Sequels by Laura Crone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saM3afhPfO8
Knives Out: The Simple Art of Trolling Everyone by let's talk about stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_2kzuC3GM0
Crime & Humanity in Yakuza by HeavyEyed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbElfOjJJbw
FAKE FRIENDS EPISODE TWO: parasocial hell by Shannon Strucci: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLA-uFKjQ-g
Left Wing White Supremacy? by JohntheDuncan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZaOCR-mUm8
How Will Games Be Preserved? | Capturing the Frozen Flame by Transparency: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVo4M57wWLc
Queer Relativity by Aranock: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di1aTOJUncM
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eebideebi · 11 months
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1 Weird Fact about each Companion
I have no explanation for most of these. They just seem right.
Cait: Is missing 2 teeth. One was knocked out from a fight, the other from her parents. She doesn't like to talk about how she lost the latter.
Curie: Raises animals in her spare time. Since being rescued by Sole from vault 81, she's had an interest in irradiated lifeforms, especially Rabbits and Radstags. Her favourite animals are Cats as she finds it interesting how they haven't evolved to combat the Commonwealth's radiation.
Codsworth: Still celebrates Easter, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc. He'll cook a big meal for the settlers at Sanctuary and force them all to take the evening off so they can relax and eat. Most of the settlers don't understand the traditions, but go along with it anyways.
Danse: Has never been drunk. First time Sole gets him drunk though, he steals one of Deacon's hats and starts dancing to "Uranium Fever" on the radio.
Deacon: Collects hats. I mean, for a master of disguise, you'd expect no less. But he loves really outlandish ones especially. His favourite is a comically large corn cob hat that looks like a Jojo hairstyle
Dogmeat: Favourite meat is Mole Rat meat. When Sole meets him at Red Rocket, he's chasing a Brood Mother and her children. Loves the chewy texture they have when their skin is dried.
Hancock: Eats flowers. He likes Dandelions especially, because of the fuzzy texture they have. Only eats them when he's on Jet or Buffout though, Menatat Hancock is too sophisticated for that.
MacCready: A big DCR fan. When he's travelling around the Commonwealth, it gets lonely, so he'll turn on the radio that's attached to his holster and listen to the Silver Shroud and Travis. Can sing "A Wonderful Guy" verbatim.
Valentine: Really good cook. He doesn't cook much, but when he does, it's delicious. Mostly it's just him and Ellie eating, and Ellie will gush to Piper about how good Nick's cooking is.
Piper: Grew up in a share-home. After her dad was killed when she was only 13, she and Nat were relocated to a share home for other orphans in her hometown. She likes the feeling of a busy home, as it keeps her from her thoughts, which is why she likes the noise of the Diamond City market.
Preston: Played the trumpet when he was small. His parents probably found it for sale for, like, 200 caps from a local vendor, and scraped together enough to buy it for his birthday.
Strong: Reads Shakespeare to Shaun to get him to sleep. He sits in an armchair next to his bed and reads it slowly, asking Shaun about words he doesn't understand. Sole often finds them both passed out with a play script in his hands.
X6: Sometimes wishes he was human. Solely so he can experience growing up and what Sole describes as "childhood innocence".
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everydayyoulovemeless · 11 months
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Fo4 Masterlist
Oneshots / Drabbles
To Victory - Danse x Reader
Mystery Swim - Deacon x Reader
Kiddie Kingdom - Platonic!Gage x Teen!Reader
Was It Worth It? - Hancock x Reader
World On Fire - MacCready x Reader
Gorski Cabin - MacCready x Reader
Wounds - MacCready x Reader
Seaside Sunset - Platonic!Old Longfellow x Reader
Out Of Time - Yandere!Preston x Reader
Neighbor - Sturges x Reader
Headcanons / Reactions
Cait NSFW Alphabet
Curie SFW Alphabet
Desdemona SFW Alphabet
Desdemona NSFW Alphabet
DiMA NSFW Alphabet
Ellie Perkins NSFW Alphabet
Nick SFW Alphabet
Nick NSFW Alphabet
Piper NSFW Alphabet
[Valentine Idolizes You]
[Danse Idolizes You]
[Curie Idolizes You]
[Deacon Idolizes You]
[MacCready Idolizes You]
[Piper Idolizes You]
[Cait Idolizes You]
Nick Being Fatherly To Sole
DiMA As A Dad
Hancock As A Dad
Gage And The Nuka-World Leaders With A Shy!Overboss
Gage And The Nuka-World Leader With A Short!Overboss
Nuka-World Leaders With A Child!Overboss
Companions (+Sturges, DiMA, and Travis) Reactions to being taken to Nuka-World
Companions (+Sturges, DiMA, and Travis) Living At Homeplate With Sole
Companions When You Come Out As Queer
Companions (+Sturges, DiMA, and Travis) As Coffee Shop Customes
Companions Favorite Settlements To Stay At
Hancock, Nick, and Danse as Yandere’s
Yandere Deacon, Nick, and Hancock HCs
DiMA HCs
How The Companions (+Maxson and Tinker Tom) Are With Synth!Shaun
Companions As Aesthetics
Companions with a child!Sole
What The Companions Love Language Is
HCs About Being Apart Of The Minutemen
Companions Going To See The Barbie Movie
FNV Companions Interacting With Fo4 Companions
Companions Living In Goodneighbor With Sole
Fo4 Companions Reactions To Sole Being Emotionally Distraught After Being Separated
Companions MBTI Types
Random Headcanons For The Companions
Companions Reactions To Sole Getting "Suprise Adopted" By A Territorial Deathclaw
NSFW Hancock HCs
Brother!Arcade, Hancock, Fawkes, and Gob With a Teen!Reader
Companions Favorite Place to Kiss Their S/O
Companions With a Mute!Sole
Companions Reactions to a Werewolf!Sole
Factions React To Sole Being With The Enclave
Modern Headcanons
Accidentally Giving Sole a Bad Haircut
Fo4 Robots Meeting The New Vegas Robots
Companions Reactions To Sole Introducing Gage As Their Boyfriend
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Who I write for/Rules;
This is a list of fandoms and characters I write for (some may be missing) and some rules, if you’re curious about a fandom or character please message and I’ll let you know if it’s someone I’ll write for or not! If you’re looking for prompts please search the tag Lokittys prompt list
THIS BLOG IS STRICTLY NO SMUT DO NOT REQUEST IT AS THE REQUEST WILL BE DELTED IMMEDIATELY!!
Please if you’re requesting use some manners, say please and thank don’t demand I write something from you
This blog is for all ages, do not be hostile towards any member of this blog as you will be told to remove yourself immediately and if you don’t I will remove you, hate will not be tolerated this is a safe space regardless of age, sexual orientation, gender/pronouns, disability and such
If you’re wondering about a request you have but you’re worried or confused if I’ll write it or not or you’re just curious please reach out through inbox or asks and I’ll let you know! I write both romantic and plutonic requests for a wide range of characters!
Some things I will NOT write include; teenage pregnancy, smut(or related themes), underage!reader x older characters (these will ALWAYS be plutonic either a parental or sibling relationship). If you’re wondering about anything else just message! 💜
Fate the winx saga
- Saul silva
- Farah Dowling
Avatar
- Jake
- Neytiri
- Quaritch/ recom Quaritch
NCIS
- Tony
- Gibbs
- McGee
- Ziva
- Ellie
- Nick
- Jack
Criminal minds
- Hotch
- Rossi
- Derek
- Spencer
- Jj
- Emily
- Garcia
The mentalist
- Patrick Jane
Castle
- Castle
- Beckett
Lucifer (Fox)
- Lucifer
- Maze
- Chloe
- Dan
Chicago med
- Will
- Connor
- Ethan
Greys anatomy
- George
- Alex
- Derek
- Mark
Twilight
- Carlisle
- Esme
Harry Potter
- Sirius
- Remus
- Snape
Marvel
- Tony
- Clint
- Bruce
- Natasha
- Thor
- Steve
- Loki
- Bucky
- Logan
- Wanda
- Pietro
- Maria
- Phil
- Carol Danvers
BBC Merlin
- Merlin
- Arthur
- Gwaine
- Leon
- Percival
- Lancelot
BBC Sherlock
- Sherlock
- John
- Moriarty
- Lestrade
- Mycroft
Black butler
- Sebastian
- William
- Undertaker
- Claude
Supernatural
- Sam
- Dean
- Castiel
- Gabriel
- Balthazar
- Chuck
- Crawley
- Lucifer
- Jack
The witcher
- Geralt
- Jaskier
Brooklyn nine nine
- Rosa
- Jake
- Amy
The good doctor
- Melendez
- Shaun
Friends
- Joey
- Rachel
- Ross
- chandler
- Monica
- Phoebe
Teen wolf
- Derek
- Peter
- Melissa (plutonic only)
- Chris
- Parrish
- Noah (plutonic only)
Doctor who
- 9
- 10
- 11
- 12
- 13
- River
- Clara
- Rose
- Amy
- Rory
- Jack
Lord of the rings/the hobbit
- Bilbo
- Legolas
- Thranduil
- Elrond
- Lindir
- Thorin
- Fili
- Kili
- Aragorn
My hero academia
- Aizawa
- Mic
- Dabi
- Hawks
Blue exorcist
- Mephisto
- Amiamon
Demon slayer
- Rengoku
Tokyo ghoul
- Yomo
- Uta
Durarara!!
- shizuo
Skyrim
- Vilkas
- Farkas
Ackley bridge
- Mr Evershed
- Mrs Carter (plutonic only)
- Mr Bell
The vampire diaries
- Damon
- Klaus
- Elijah
- Finn
the watcher
- Ryan
- Shane
911
- bobby
- Buck
- chim
- hen
- Athena
- Maddie
- Eddie
Downton Abbey
- Thomas Barrow
- Anna
- Tom Branson
- Mary
- Sybil
- Edith
- Mrs Hughes (plutonic only)
Kingsmen
- Merlin
- Eggsy
- Harry
Bones
- Booth
- Brennan (bones)
- Hodgins
- Angela
- Sweets
Buffy the vampire slayer
- Angel
- Giles
The walking dead
- Rick
- Daryl
- Negan
- Glenn
- Rosita
- Carol (plutonic only)
- Gabriel
- Aaron
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Okay but the SETS for all of these photos are so gorgeous, and the costume design??? God it's so *chef's kiss*
YEAH. The costumes and sets for the promos are always some of the MOST fun parts here when the chapters are announced.
Mad props to costumer designer Jenny Newman, costume assistants Vanessa Walton, Chloe Doan, and Lindsey Hamilton, make-up artists Jessica Torres and Dre Ronayne, and hair stylists Alyssa Elliot and Kimberly Distel. They were on chapters one and two, and I assume they make a triumphant return for three.
I'm not sure where they photograph these promotional images and how they're created, but if it's in a way similar to how they design the main set, Noxweiler Ignatius Berf and Flip This Bitch are responsible for set-dressing there with set design by Shaun Ellis.
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sleuthomatic · 2 years
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Ellie: Okay, so tell us again what fathers did on Father’s Day? Before the war?
Harper: I mean, not much. You might get your dad a card, take him out for dinner. Maybe a little gift —
Shaun: What’s a good gift?
Harper: Uh, I dunno; depended on your dad. Fishing gear maybe, a watch, drinkware, a nice utility knife…
Shaun: What did you get Fa — your father?
Harper: /hums thoughtfully/ Hm….He always liked to get new ties. At least, I suppose he did. Never told me any different.
Ellie: /nodding and taking notes/
/later/
Nick: /comes into the agency office later on/ Anyone in? Ellie? Ava? — Now, what’s this…?
/on his desk there’s a new (to him) tie, navy with red pinstripes, and a card/ /the card contains a drawing of Nick, walking under a sunny blue sky with Ellie and Shaun on either side of him, clearly Shaun’s work/ /there’s also a few pressed carrot blossoms for decoration, like Ellie makes/ /both of them signed the card “Happy Father’s Day”/
Nick: Well, now… /looks over the card again and holds it to his chest with a touched smile/ Well, I’ll be…
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🔎 YA Under the Radar 7 🔍
I have been working on this list in the series all year 😂 it just took me that long to read a decent amount of underrated YA - but I got there in the end and I'm pretty happy with the recs on this list 🥰
there are rainbow flags next to LGBT+ rep, wheelchair symbols next to disability rep and koalas next to Australia YA simply because there's a lot of that on this particular list
so take a gander and maybe consider picking up a title or two (or ten) in 2024 to support lesser-known authors and books 😊
Take Me With You When You Go by David Levithan & Jennifer Niven 🏳️‍🌈
Margo Zimmerman Gets the Girl by Brianna R Shrum & Sara Waxelbaum 🏳️‍🌈♿️
Imogen, Obviously by Becky Albertalli 🏳️‍🌈
To Break a Covenant by Alison Ames 🏳️‍🌈
It Looks Like Us by Alison Ames 🏳️‍🌈
Scout’s Honor by Lily Anderson 🏳️‍🌈
Grace Notes by Karen Comer 🐨
The Sky Blues by Robbie Couch 🏳️‍🌈
Blood Moon by Lucy Cuthew
After Dark With Roxie Clark by Brooke Lauren Davis
Blind Spot by Robyn Dennison 🐨
Melt With You by Jennifer Dugan 🏳️‍🌈
The Lake House by Sarah Beth Durst
Where You See Yourself by Claire Forrest ♿️
What We Harvest by Ann Fraistat
All Eyes On Us by Kit Frick 🏳️‍🌈
When We Were Magic by Sarah Gailey 🏳️‍🌈
The Lightness of Hands by Jeff Garvin ♿️
Then Everything Happens at Once by M-E Girard 🏳️‍🌈♿️
The Buried by Melissa Grey 🏳️‍🌈
Because of You by Pip Harry 🐨
The Lost Girls by Sonia Hartl 🏳️‍🌈
Howl by Shaun David Hutchinson
The Weight of Blood by Tiffany D Jackson
Jay’s Gay Agenda by Jason June 🏳️‍🌈
Out of the Blue by Jason June 🏳️‍🌈
Riley Weaver Needs a Date to the Gaybutante Ball by Jason June 🏳️‍🌈
Girls Like Girls by Hayley Kiyoko 🏳️‍🌈
The Honeys by Ryan La Sala 🏳️‍🌈
Luck of the Titanic by Stacey Lee
It Will End Like This by Kyra Leigh
Extasia by Claire Legrand
Ryan and Avery by David Levithan 🏳️‍🌈
Starlings by Amanda Linsmeier 🏳️‍🌈
The Drowned Woods by Emily Lloyd-Jones
A Scatter of Light by Malinda Lo 🏳️‍🌈
We Didn’t Think It Through by Gary Lonesborough 🐨
Sadie Starr’s Guide to Starting Over by Miranda Luby 🐨
None Shall Sleep series by Ellie Marney 🐨
The Girls Are Never Gone by Sarah Glenn Marsh ♿️
Our Last Echoes by Kate Alice Marshall
These Fleeting Shadows by Kate Alice Marshall 🏳️‍🌈
The Narrow by Kate Alice Marshall 🏳️‍🌈
Dark and Deepest Red by Anna-Marie McLemore
Mask of Shadows duology by Linsey Miller 🏳️‍🌈
Sugar by Carly Nugent ♿️🐨
All Our Hidden Gifts trilogy by Caroline O’Donoghue 🏳️‍🌈
The Life and (Medieval) Times of Kit Sweetly by Jamie Pacton
Lucky Girl by Jamie Pacton
The Vermilion Emporium by Jamie Pacton
Accidental by Alex Richards
Some Kind of Animal by Mar Romasco-Moore
Luminous by Mara Rutherford
The Poison Season by Mara Rutherford
The Midnight Lie duology by Marie Rutkoski 🏳️‍🌈
Can’t Take That Away by Steven Salvatore 🏳️‍🌈
When You Call My Name by Tucker Shaw 🏳️‍🌈
If You Still Recognise Me by Cynthia So 🏳️‍🌈
Our Year of Maybe by Rachel Lynn Solomon ♿️
Breathe and Count Back From Ten by Natalia Sylvester ♿️
Cold by Mariko Tamaki 🏳️‍🌈
Outrun the Wind by Elizabeth Tammi 🏳️‍🌈
The Weight of a Soul by Elizabeth Tammi
Wild and Crooked by Leah Thomas ♿️
Violet Ghosts by Leah Thomas 🏳️‍🌈
The Comedienne’s Guide to Pride by Hayli Thomson 🏳️‍🌈🐨
The Siren, the Song and the Spy by Maggie Tokuda-Hall
Sweet and Bitter Magic by Adrienne Tooley 🏳️‍🌈
Sofi and the Bone Song by Adrienne Tooley 🏳️‍🌈
Nothing Sung and Nothing Spoken by Nita Tyndall 🏳️‍🌈♿️
The Spirit Bares Its Teeth by Andrew Joseph White 🏳️‍🌈
This Is the Way the World Ends by Jen Wilde 🏳️‍🌈♿️🐨
Where You Left Us by Rhiannon Wilde 🏳️‍🌈🐨
Two Can Play That Game by Leanne Yong🐨
Katzenjammer by Francesca Zappia
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How would they react to Sole getting stuck in a glue trap?
Thank you so much for sending this, It was very spiritual for us to complete it.
Fallout 4 Companions React to Sole Getting Stuck In A Glue Trap
Cait:
Her rock&roll lifestyle led her to see many glue trap related incidents. First she would attempt to pull them free, but then after about 2 minutes of effort she would give up. “Well, that’s what you get for stealin me lucky charms.” They both lay in defeat and pass a blunt back and forth, Cait having to hold it for Sole, until the sun rises.
Codsworth: 
Would scream in surprise at Sole’s unfortunate situation. “MUM! What happened?” Erratically, he would blast them with 20 bars of bursting pressure, the same powerful pressure of a firehose, in an attempt to free them. “If the sir were here to see this, he would be in shambles!” Many days and nights passed, and finally Sole was free, but chronically mangled, only to pass away in agony in Shaun’s crib.
Curie: 
Spanks them sexily and rewards them for being mothers naughty wastelander. 
Danse: 
“Well I’m a synth and you accepted me, so I guess I can accept you being part glue.” Danse says warmly with a smile. Unfortunately, actions spoke louder than words, and Danse began alienating sole, treating them as if they were a feral ghoul. Sole then began spiraling and doing more drugs with hancock ever before. If they were being treated like a ghoul, then they would become a ghoul. Danse heard the news and a single tear fell from his eye, and fell to his knees. Last night, hancock carried his glue ridden friend to the glowing sea so they could become a ghoul, only for the two to get hit by a car, a rarity in the wasteland, and died instantly.
Deacon:
Would assume it’s a wacky new trend all the commonwealth folk are into, and would bring his own glue trap from home. He sets it up next to sole’s glue trap and jumps into it belly-first, making a loud resounding SPLAT noise. Sole cannot believe their eyes and begins openly weeping, for the one ounce of hope they had of getting free was eradicated right before their very eyes, and instead was a slime covered bald man wielding sunglasses and a huge grin.
Hancock: 
He ties sole’s arms to one brahmin, and legs to another. At the peak of night, he fires off his shotgun into the sky, and though not usually a religious man, says a silent prayer. A CRACK! Noise sounds around the wasteland, and he couldn’t bear to look at the source of the noise: Sole’s freedom, or their demise? Instead, he picked a spot on the distant horizon, and began walking. Some say to this day, he still does.
MacCready: 
He has heard that gasoline will loosen the glue but after a few beers and a bad batch of cram he accidentally burns down the house with sole inside it. He watches the blaze of glory with an almost proud smile on his face
Valentine:
Nick had heard rumors on the street of the vanishing sticky dame, and had to find out for himself if they were true. Ellie laid sultrily on the desk; he wasn’t sure what was going on there. “So Nick, I thought maybe we could go to Takahashi’s, maybe grab a bite to eat?” Ignoring her and heading for the door, he tosses her 10 stacks of paperwork and she collapses on the ground. “Gotta job to do, seeya Ellie.” 
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Years pass, and he just can’t seem to catch a break. He’s down to one last lead: and it takes him to the glowing sea. Almost all hope is lost, his spirits are down, and he’s almost given up until he steps in something, and it makes a squishing sound. Looking down, there is a giant human-sized glue trap, and a skeleton stuck to it. He takes off his fedora and gets down on one knee. “Swing low sweet chariots.” He whispers.
Piper:
She thinks being stuck in a glue trap is pretty good material for a story. She reports on sole and the glue trap daily for months and actually gathers a decent sized crowd who wait every week to hear about sole and the glue. Sole tries to escape but Piper covers them in more glue because she is blinded by her success. Piper writes an article after article and to this day settlers come from around the world to see sole, begging for help from the trap as Piper smiles on, adorned in expensive clothes and jewels. 
Preston:
In his effort to find Sole and warn them that their 15th settlement was taken over by radioactive mimes, he stumbled upon them in a dark room, 90% glue, 9% shame, and 1% sole survivor. Their time was running out, and he knew it, but so were the other 900 settlers he decided were their problem after 1 week of meeting them. A lightbulb popped up in his head, and after many days of toiling with Danse and his brotherhood connections, they had created a custom power armor suit that allowed sole to perform their duties while in the glue trap. All was well, he thought.
Strong: 
Picks up Sole and smashes them on the concrete ground until they are free.
X6: 
He can’t fathom the level of pathetic one has to be to get trapped in glue. He is disgusted beyond belief and decides sole doesn’t deserve the embarrassment of being alive any longer. “Count the ceiling tiles on your way to hell dumbass.” He says before shooting them in the head. 
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Thoughts while listening to Death Shroud:
SPOILERS AHEAD. Obviously.
• nicknicknicknicknicknick
• Ellie where are you getting coffee
• what do you put in your coffee???
• “There aren’t many spare parts for you Nick” why can’t you use gen 2 synth parts?
• Goodneighbor? THIS EARLY? MY BITCH IS BACK?!
• HANCOCK HANCOCK HAN- Hancock? HANCOCK!?
• THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON THIRD RAIL
• HANCOCK!!!!!
• wait why would Nick order a drink
• KENT KENT KENT KENT KENT KENT KENT-
• KENT NO-
• omg canon Nora real???
• Nick stop encouraging Hancock’s chem use
• how the hell are they gonna get Hancock into Diamond City
• cram! It’s meat… mostly!
• DID THEY KILL ELLIE
• thank GOD ellie is safe
• “drab upstairs apartment” lmao they said your interior decorating skills suck nick
• Nick “The Dick” Valentine
• Okay WHO is charlie????
• damn what did the Minutemen do to y’all
• Nick 4 Mayor
• who even is the mayor of Diamond City now
• John “Hold Me Back Nicky!” Valentine Hancock
• that was supposed to say Hancock, but Valentine was accidentally typed and that’s funnier.
• 3/4 families are missing their daily intake of processed powder cheddar? Believable.
• ayo time skip?
• lmao Seth Patrick Day
• OMG REMINISCING ABOUT THE PREWAR GOD I LOVE THIS OLD MAN SO MUCH
• D I M A ! ?
• omg Nick and Nora are besties <3
• OMG ALL THE COMPANIONS HANG OUT!?
• Hancock you’re already back <3
• oh Moe,,,, never stop lying babe
• his source is “i made it the fuck up”
• The Mechanist is back????? Hello???
• salty bitch. can you leave Sole and Co alone like goddamn
• Is the Mechanist a Synth now?
• THE CHILDREN OF ATOM?????
• wait no
• NO
• YOU CANT DO AN AD NOW WHAT
• WHAT ABOUT PIPER??? CAIT???
• I don’t care who Nick Valentine sends, I am NOT eating sugar bombs
• did they fucking nuke Piper
• THEY FUCKING NUKED THEM!?
• NORA!!!!!
• omg Shaun :)
• omg Nick :(
• omg Danse???? Why are you here what
• hdjdjdjd say hi to your big brother Nick, Danse
• “don’t touch me” lmao
• oh FUCK MACCREADY
• oh no. strong left. that’s… so sad…
• Protective mom Nora!
• NORA AND HANCOCK NORA AND HANCOCK
• I love them all so much oh my god
• this is a fucked up family reunion
• ugh FUCK maxson all my homies hate maxson
• “An old flame” “Seriously? I wanna see how that works” Hancock is asking what we’re all thinking
• bro can Nora have anything
• I can not believe that Hancock and Danse are friends now lol
• lmao don’t rob the vault tec rep
• wait. why didn’t Nora invite him to Sanctuary :(
• HIS NAME IS MACK!?
• god I love you so much Mack
• omg this trio can NOT be good lol (Nora, Hancock, Danse)
• Nora how the fuck is Hancock lifting Danse
• “Danse, scan the building, use infrared vision to pick up vitals” “I don’t have infrared vision” “Really? So much for human 2.0” he’s such a smart ass I love him
• FEV conjoined twins???? Omg that’s so fucking cool
• Hancock, stealing is bad
• Hancock, Florida is bad
• lmao Danse is bitter about Nora taking Nick instead of him haha
• Oh shit they got Lorenzo’s crown? Nora you can’t leave this shit laying around girl
• OMG PSYKERS
• Nora really. You freed Lorenzo??? You dummy
• okay so Hancock and Danse aren’t really friends now lol, they just kinda tolerate each other. Real.
• “No, are you nuts? He’s armored, dual wielding, and you’re wearing a 16th century nightgown!” “You unpatriotic son of a-” “Hush, damn it!” these three are so important to me
• UNITY???? UNITY!? no way they’re doing a Master plot right?
• so is this the same mechanist as in the automatron DLC?
• damn these 3 are agile
• omg not Hancock’s coat!!!!
• oh fuck the silver shroud and mechanist fused
• can we please discuss how fucking disgusting yum yum deviled eggs sound. How the fuck were they preserving eggs. Why would you make prepackaged deviled eggs??? I always thought that was such a weird pick for a food lol
• YO WHY ARE WE AT SANCTUARY
• uh oh. UH OH.
• WHERE IS SHAUN.
• can y’all let Nora have ONE THING god DAMN
• OH THANK GOD CODSWORTH
• I cant believe they canoned Nora and Danse being together,,,, damn
• omg Hancock please don’t traumatize Shaun
• Hancock do NOT give Shaun alcohol oh my god
• THEY KILLED MAMA MURPHY :(
• can they stop killing my favorite old people
• omg I forgot about you Nick lol
• hey Charlie? What the fuck
• DONT FUCKING HUMAN NICK-
• do NOT kill Mack PLEASE
• KELLOGG!???? WHY ARE YOU HERE
• bro can Nora have ANYTHING damn-
• can’t have shit in the commonwealth fr
• AMARI WHAT THE FUCK
• OMG KELLOGG NICK THING IS TIED UP!?
• Mack you are fucking useless (I still love you though)
• why are we talking about puppies what
• oh my god :(
• OH FUCK A BOMB?
• Nick… you fucking plug yourself into computers???? hacker supreme
• omg he’s so robot
• omg Mack you are so papaw
• it’s cre-shendo not cre-sendo
• Nick you are NOT captain america omg
• shit I guess he is captain America
• poor papaw has had such a day let him go home Nick
• “I’m not asking!” DAMN nick
• WHAT. HOW DID HE CALL A CAB.
• HOW DOES HE HAVE A PHONE???? WHAT JUST HAPPENED???? WHAT
• this is so funny what the fuck is happening
• WHY IS EVERYONE ACTING LIKE THIS IS NORMAL WHAT
• YOU CANT CUT TO A VIM AD NOW HUH
• ok it is kinda funny to imagine a salesman in power armor lol
• Huh. Cannibals will eat ghouls. Interesting.
• learn to drive? How? What driving schools are there???
• okay the idea of a cab driver in the commonwealth is so funny. But how the fuck did Jefferson come into existence-
• NICK CAN WALK UNDERWATER????
• WHAT. IS NICK A TIME LORD!?
• WHAT IS HAPPENING. WHAT. NICK. NICK WHAT IS HAPPENING. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
• WAIT IS 47 THE UNDERWATER VAULT!?
• Mack is so real lol
• HIS NAME IS DAVID DWECKER!? I THOUGHT IT WAS MACK
• omg David my beloved peepaw
• 747683 is not 5 digits Nick
• Champion of Justice???? What?
• WHY WOULD THE CODE BE SHROUD?????
• maybe I’m missing something?????? It is 6 am lol
• I’m sorry, did Nick magic a fucking vault into existence
• CRYOPOD!!!!!! TWO YEARS AGO???? WHAT.
• time to wake up bitch
• NICK STOP MAGICING
• … what? THE SILVER SHROUD!?
• WHAT IS HAPPENING
• but… the shroud… isn’t real… did Nick just create the fucking Silver Shroud?
• it should be 2289, not 2287
• “Same words Hancock uttered after smoking a tire that one time…” huh???? Nick and Hancock hang out lol
• EMOJI???? HOW DO THEY KNOW WHAT EMOJI’S ARE!????
• I’m sorry, I can’t get over Nick Valentine accidentally bringing fucking Batman into existence simply for the drama of it all
• Poor David lol
• How The fuck is Nick gonna explain all this to Nora, Danse, and Hancock
• HOW DOES THE SHROUD KNOW JEFFERSON????
• oh. Ok. That makes sense.
• this is like the world’s strangest fanfiction
• NICK. STOP DOING MAGIC. OH MY GOD.
• WHY ARE NORA AND DANSE HERE. WHO IS DEAD. WHAT.
• WHERE IS HANCOCK!?
• WHY IS THE SHROUD CASUALLY A PART OF THEIR GROUP NOW
• MACCREADY IS DEAD!? WHY IS HE HERE. WHERE DID HE COME FROM.
• Okay, I’m starting to think that Nick managed to get high off Jet or smth
• who is the duke????
• “sociopath science daddy in slacks” What the hell maccready
• “just one more job” thanks. Gonna go sob now
• omg fancy lad snack cakes my beloved
• omg Hancock is in his Robin era
• wow. Just remembered Kent is dead. Devastating
• pay your employees Shroud.
• An old lady, the Silver Shroud, and Hancock get into a cab…
• why is no one questioning this cab
• honestly though. I understand why Hancock isn’t. He probably just thinks he’s hallucinating lol.
• “Fish Lips Malone!” what. is happening. I’m as confused as Hancock is…
• “activate passive aggressive restraint!” What is that????
• Hancock why do you know every criminal.
• “yes indeed my flesh peeling friend!”
• “man I have never seen anyone who needs to be laid more than you do” “finally someone else says it” oh my GOD I love Hancock so much (and Jefferson. Man, do I love Jefferson.)
• “omg Hancock we’ve been waiting for you! Oh… and the shroud’s here, too…” just like me fr
• Is the Silver Shroud an incel…
• THEY MEDUSA’D MAGNOLIA!?
• lmao everyone else hates Johnny Guitar?
• KELLOGG GET THE FUCK OUT.
• Hancock you are REMARKABLY casual about the dead man in your booth
• The Silver Shroud is a short king lol
• why is Kellogg the only one who thinks the shroud being here is weird
• Nora is an “uppity broad” lol
• why are y’all dissing Hancock, leave my man alone-
• Just gotta say… it’s a great day to be a Hancock stan
• THE DUKE IS THE MECHANIST!?
• what. A literal rat faced man? Why does he have 3 arms?
• Hm. They still do beehive hair, huh? I’m kinda impressed
• what do you mean they turned Louie into a mole rat using the creation engine
• “stay low to the ground, my crusty companion!”
• THEY TURNED THE SILVER SHROUD’S GUN INTO A DOG????
• THEY TURNED HANCOCK INTO A STATUE NO-
• how could they do this to me.
• the Silver Shroud can say fuck. Nice
• omg wait
• Hancock is… Hancock’s… he’s…
• he’s stoned
• ba-dum-tsh
• Travis, please don’t sexually harass all of Diamond City
• I’m more than half way through this and I genuinely have no clue what’s going on lol
• omg they legit are using the creation engine huh
• HANCOCK???? YOURE BACK??? WHY DID YOU DRINK GASOLINE!???
• I wanna have tea with god…
• Dr… Satan?
• HAROLD!? WHY ARE YOU HERE????
• Nora 🤝 Harold
never getting to rest
• I think it’s very funny that Hancock is just… back.
• damn they all got stoned
• and the stone is gone again
• what even is the point of the stone lol
• THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER!?
• OH MY GOD
• OH MY GOD
• OH MY GOD
• THEY KILLED THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER!?
• who is… showing up…
• WHO IS OBEDIAH BLACKHALL
• Damn. Bye bye Obediah.
• I genuinely can’t remember what started this lmao
• Oh fuck, Kellogg is back…
• omg they broke the scarab!!!
• what do you mean by too many voices
• too many characters??????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT
• WHY IS IT JUST NICK AND THE SHROUD VS REALITY
• they are SO remarkably calm
• “see if you can… blind him with some… bullets to the face” yeah that should do it Nick
• “my speed should give me the upper hand” your what Nick
• WHY IS NICK SUPER FAST WHAT
• … they’re summoning bitches now? A Grognak bitch? WHY ARE YOU HERE?
• wait. Nora is the one magicing?
• oh wait. You mean that Nora was the silver shroud for a while. Right? What is happening.
• The Silver Shroud is really good at sticking to his bit lol
• OMG NORA BECAME THE SILVER SHROUD AND CHANGED REALITY?????
• Silver Shroud speed runs an existential crisis
• uh oh
• uh oh
• uh oh
• reality is literally crumbling
• SHEOGORATH!?
• oh fuck Bethesda is crumbling
• GLADOS!?
• THE JOKER!!!!!???
• CLAPTRAP!!!!!!!????
• Poor Nick…
• can you guys stop having relationship issues when I’m on the phone with my dentist
• SNIPER?????
• GLADOS is hitting on Nick Valentine. Yeah. Okay.
• “Thank you, intelligent sociopathic blender!”
• at no point could I have predicted this.
• they gave Nick a portal gun.
• he is opening a portal on the moon.
• they are essentially creating a black hole.
• How The FUCK is Nick supposed to mentally handle all of this
• GLADOS didn’t even get to say goodbye :/
• omg they’re in the creation engine
• OH MY GOD THEY ARE IN TODD HOWARD’S BRAIN????
• Jesus Christ, poor fucking Nick
• Hey, you. You’re finally awake.
• what do you mean it was all a dream
• how did Nick fall asleep
• is everyone alive??????
• wow. Huh. What.
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