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pzfr · 2 months
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RP SENTENCE STARTERS INSPIRED BY "THE TICK" MULTIMEDIA
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"The local ninja union has demanded shorter working hours and free dry cleaning."
"Ninjas aren't dangerous. They're more afraid of you than you are of them…"
"Well, keep driving, we're late as it is! I mean it's not like we hit a collie or anything."
"The alligator is the cow's natural-born enemy."
"Hey, don't knock crazy. The Romans were crazy, and they got all the girls."
"I refuse to accept criticism from someone who's hiding under a table."
"You're pretty uppity for a sidekick, pal."
"A freak with money ain't hardly a freak at all."
"I may be an evil genius, but I can't predict every giant lizard that might wander by."
"Mindless street violence has a place in this country, but this isn't it."
"I have cosmic powers beyond human comprehension, much less yours!"
"You guys aren't going to perform bizarre medical experiments on me, are you? I've already been through that whole rigamaroo and it's a bad scene."
"…they're the most vile, deadly creatures in the known galaxy… they bleed acid, they exhale sulfur, they're covered with poisonous spiny needles… if you even pronounce the name of their species you get a rash…"
"Sorry about dinner guys, I'm not used to alien food either. I'll see if I can't get you a pepto or something…"
"No one sends [NAME] anywhere. Fate is my only master. Destiny signs my checks!"
"Oh, if there were gravity I would hang my big head in shame."
"[NAME], do this! [NAME], do that! Clean my superconductors, read me a story, scrape the carnivorous barnacles off my back."
"We'll (hack!) let 'em know (koff!) who they're (koff!) dealing with…(hack!) oh, man! [NAME], [OPTIONAL TITLE] (koff-koff!), that's who! (koff! hack!)."
"You're just like a gang of salesmen going crazy at some cheap convention in Reno. You guys make me sick!"
"That's the most disgusting super power since that guy who had to eat three cans of vanilla frosting to burrow through the earth like a prairie dog."
"National Public Radio called us 'Heroes for the '90's' and they used lots of irony."
"I am here to fight evil and exchange good-natured barbs!"
"Men and women in skin-tight costumes… cavorting without shame! That is not what the founding fathers had in mind."
"Your opponent killed a nun in a brawl! And you still only won by 300 votes."
"Hmm. Single syllables! A formidable opponent..."
"Thank goodness. This reinforces my simplistic world view."
"Those aren't squeak toys --- they're giant mutant hell rats!!"
"No need to be mean just because he's deranged."
"Can I help being puncture-resistant?"
"Now I'll have my revenge on the man who killed my drug lord husband and put our children in loving foster homes."
"This is the quietest mess I've ever made."
CARTOON
"Yeah, well, don't count your weasels before they pop, dink!"
"I hate broccoli, and yet, in a certain sense, I am broccoli."
"He weeps for he has but one small tongue with which to taste an entire world."
"You know why super villains are so unhappy? They don't treasure the little things."
"I am through being your sidekick. I'm through being your pudgy comic relief."
"And that's just it, Doc - my mind has always been my Achilles' heel!"
"I am mighty. I have a glow you cannot see. I have a heart as big as the moon. As warm as bathwater."
"We are a public service, not glamour boys. Not captains of industry. Keep your vulgar moneys."
"You're not going crazy. You're going sane in a crazy world!"
"Honk if you love justice!"
"And you've got to get a good spiral on that baby, or evil will make an interception."
"Now you're doing it on purpose. How juvenile."
"I'm not panicking, I'm exhibiting my new invention, Room-Temperature Fire!"
"Look! The marshmallows aren't even toasting! They remain a comfortable sixty-eight degrees!"
"Are you aware your roommate is a hideous monster from another dimension with evil plans for world domination?"
"Listen, a good roommate relationship is based on a respect for privacy."
"A day job? In an office? My worst nightmare come true."
"We'll grow old and die before we're even born."
"The eyes play tricks like tiny round devils."
"Well, can you... blow up the world?"
"Egad. I hope not. That's where I keep all my stuff.
"The night is young and we have umbrellas in our drinks."
"Supermodels usually don't date guys who live in the dirt."
"Let us not forget the lesson that we can learn from this, that man was not meant to tamper with the four basic food groups."
"It's starting to smell a little like danger in here, or heavily-fried food."
"Special delivery! Oh, [NAME]! The thrill of modern postism!"
"Not baked goods, Professor; baked bads."
"Crime has a Bossa Nova beat."
"Can't lose my name, it's on all my stationery!"
"Their Achilles' heel is the noogie!"
"We're sworn to protect The City. And we're just going to have to face it: that includes the sewers."
"What was with the lobsters? I thought there were alligators in the sewers. I was ready for alligators."
"Don't make us bite you in hard-to-reach places!"
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy… Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"
"Ah, savory cheese puffs, made inedible by time and fate."
"And my middle name used to be Helping People [FIRSTNAME] Helping People [LASTNAME]."
"I don't know the meaning of the word "surrender". I mean, I know it, I'm not dumb… just not in this context."
"I'm about to write you a reality check. Or would you prefer the cold, hard cash of truth?"
"Wait a minute, you. I heard about people like you. Are you saying you don't believe in Santa Claus? And you call yourselves superheroes?"
"Cloning is a precise science. That's why I use the Clonerizer. It costs more, but you get what you pay for. My own recipe calls for a generous portion of Dr. Thrakk's Secret Cloning Sauce, a pinch of oregano, 'cause you know a little goes a long way, and last, but not least, your toenail. Mix well aaaaand voila."
"Science in those days worked in broad strokes. They got right to the point. Nowadays, it's all just molecule, molecule, molecule. Nothing ever happens big."
"Well, once again, my friend, we find that science is a two-headed beast. One head is nice, it gives us aspirin and other modern conveniences… But the other head of science is bad. Oh, beware the other head of science, it bites."
"And so, we learned that gambling is bad and yet in a certain sense, isn't life itself a gamble? You can never be sure of anything. Like who would have thought that dolphins could go bad and that fish were magnetic? Not me, no sir, not me."
"When evil is afoot, and you don't have any arms, you've gotta use your head. And when evil is ahead and you're behind, you've gotta do the legwork. But when you can't get a leg up, you gotta be hip. You gotta keep your chin up, and kick some--"
"Destiny, that finely-shaped engine of the universe with the warm hands and the tasteful footwear, pushed you, wings and all, into my path. We were meant to be together, friends to the end. He has a three-pound brain, and it's all smarts."
"I'm sure millions of viewers out there are just wondering what it's like to wear the tights of justice. Well, it's tingly and it's uncomfortable, but it gets the job done and, oh, the job of it."
"So once again, we find that evil of the past seeps into the present like salad dressing through cheap wax paper, mixing memory and desire."
"Thank you for teaching us all that love is thicker than most bodily membranes. But not quite as sticky. And that a heart full of love is better than a body full of people. Merrilly, the feet that carried us on the heart's path today will be the feet that soak in the steaming brew of happiness tomorrow."
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lovedtodexth · 11 months
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‎ Oh, who is she?
‎ A misty memory
‎ A haunting face
‎ Is she a lost embrace?
Independent and selective guardian angel OC. Follows come from @kugel-bitch! 21+! Promo art by Bunni!
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aveimperatcr · 3 months
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GLORY TO THE GOD-EMPEROR!
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indie Warhammer 40k blog.
canon-divergent and headcanon-based. based on what-if scenarios crossover and OC friendly!
ruled by Ken
follows back and interacts from @kcnhub
please reblog ⟲ if you would like to interact! feel free to im me!
read rules and about before interacting!
blog is still WIP in some ways, may not be fully finished yet!
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crosspunisher · 6 months
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'' 𝐌𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐲. Too heavy. Too heavy to ever atone for. And yet, somehow I feel happy, at peace with myself today. It really can be done. Once you stop to think about it, there are plenty of ways to save everyone. ''
21+ semi-selective & OC / duplicate friendly portrayal of 𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐬 𝐃. 𝐖𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝 of 𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐧. NOT SPOILER FREE. Holstered by Leon.
'' ... Why didn't I ever listen to him? Why didn't I see that 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞? ''
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brckensteel · 16 days
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❛ Why did you join the Brotherhood? ❜
❛ To hurt the people who hurt me... ❜
A selective roleplay sideblog for MAXIMUS from Bethesda Game Studios' FALLOUT universe, written by DEAN. Follows from ACERTAINPOINTOFVIIEW.
About.
Rules.
Gif credit.
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outofthiisworld · 5 months
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👽✨have you ever wanted to meet a cosmic abomination smushed into the body of an ethereally enchanting, weird woman? OR maybe even an old not-so-mad-scientist who no longer has his medical license due to the technicality of being considered a dead man?
GOOD NEWS! you’re never gonna believe what i got here for you [smacks my blog like the hood of a car] [IT PROMPTLY EXPLODES]
Selective & Private. OC & Crossover Friendly
Sporadic Activity | Beta Editor
Blog Content Warnings: body horror, medical & scientific malpractice, discussion of trauma & mental illness, memory loss, general violence, torture.
GUIDELINES | MUSES | FAVORITE VIDEO RN
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brawlqueen · 1 year
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YOU wanna get YOUR ASS KICKED? (c.)
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necrophcge · 2 months
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we are killers. and i? i have found peace with that. we are what we are. and we will survive.
indie roleplay blog for he who meddles, from endless legend.
penned by lee.
multiverse / selective / private.
+18, please read rules before interacting.
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savior-of-humanity · 11 months
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“YOU ARE THE CULMINATION OF A THOUSAND LIFETIMES OF PLANNING.”
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- RULES - ASK - MUSES - MUN -
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Independent & semi-selective blog, featuring Master Chief from the Halo franchise as well as a plethora of other characters from various video game, film, and anime franchises, all penned by Sharky. AU, crossover, and OC friendly!
Please like or reblog this post if you are interested in interacting, it’s greatly appreciated!
Original promo template can be found here.
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grandgrief · 18 days
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📼🛰️🔧
INDEPENDENT FANDOMLESS OC RP BLOG ft. SITCOM / SCI-FI INFLUENCES
In the *not-too-distant* future...
INTERPLAN Command seeks to study fringe phenomena and kickstart exploration on other worlds! Technician NERO however, attempts to pass the time.
🚧⁉️💣
RULES | ABOUT | VERSES
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roleplayfinder · 5 months
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Hi! 25F looking for 18+ writers and trying something new. I would love to write my bratty gal into a steamy fxf fantasy or sci-fi plot. ⚔️💕 I tend to reply two or three times a day if it is a weekday and weekends are often rapid fire. I keep to a couple paragraphs or shorter depending on the scene. Let me know if you're interested!
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pzfr · 16 days
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🥊👾☄️
AN INDEPENDENT FANDOMLESS OC RP BLOG Ft. SCI-FI / SUPERHERO STUFF
On another Earth with its own late-stage superhero setting, only the most premiere heroes and villains thrive, exploiting all others! The alien REX was beaten and forcibly lost his secret identity for opposing it. Now he attempts to get on with his life, between the mundane and the fantastic...
🌏👾🪐
RULES | ABOUT
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doctordonovan · 11 months
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victim   //   survivor.     a study of genetics,    of grief,    of living on when it feels as though your body doesn’t realise you’ve already died    &&   the art of choosing hope no matter what experience has taught you.   a mutuals-only maeve donovan,    as saved from the male gaze by birdie.   [ © ]
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therapardalis · 18 days
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Multi-fandom original muse, links in the pinned post.
Semi-selective, 18+, not mutuals only.
Please read rules before following.
Verses in Modern, Historical, Doctor Who, MCU, Star Wars, Dune, Star Trek, Tolkien, Spiderverse, Witcher, Final Fantasy VII, Fury Road, Highlander, HTLJ, plus more.
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condomconfetti · 1 year
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    “Why waste time worrying         about the last galaxy-shattering       mistake when a worse one is           coming tomorrow?”
Independent (Formerly Star Wars based, now Fandomless) Female OC role-play blog
        Written by Lauren
18+ only!! Contains mature themes!! I SOLEMNLY SWEAR THIS IS NOT A PORN BLOG 😭😭😭
message | law | lore | verses | wishlist | navigation
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notdrifting · 5 months
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MY ARMS ARE TOO LONG ! LOOK ! — here's a shiny new ( old ) mumu that is being smoothly rebooted back into my DWRP era ! interact with this post if you're interested in writing with the not-things ( not-donna & not-doctor ), the doctor ( 9/11/14/valeyard/meta-crisis ), donna noble, the corsair & many more ! — loved by NOX
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