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#SOMETHING in your KISS just TOLD ME (!)
nostalgia-tblr · 6 months
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I watched Avengers: Age of Ultron (apart from I skipped some overly long action sequences) and I am not sure so can someone tell me whether or not Tony Stark was the baddy in that film? Because about halfway through I was sure he was but then it was maybe just an evil robot after all and I am confused because either this film was surprisingly subversive or it was about robots hitting each other.
#I CANT STAND THE CONFUSION IN MY MIND#also i get why people wrote wanda/sylvie. they should go on a wholesome chick-flick revenge-quest together. and also they should kiss.#also i am now only *half* joking about thor being in love with mjolnir#it kept doing Christianity Bits which was quite awks.#not sure why it used the bit about building the church on a rock for some metal i mean wasn't jesus making a pun there? about peter?#i think Vision might be Jesus? or else he's Dr Manhattan who's done a first year philosophy course. could go either way on that tbh.#BUT TONY WAS THE BADDY RIGHT? WAS HE? WAS TONY THE BADDY OR NOT????#with the homocidal glitches in what he thinks is his winning personality?#and all the weapons he's made and is in fact still making but now he only sells them to The Good Guys?#except look how easily they fall out with each other and also don't a lot of innocent bystanders die in their overly long action scenes?#also i need to write fic about whether mjolnir does in fact obey some unknown code that can be cracked if you set your mind to it#she does like Robot Jesus so apparently we can rely on her to make the major decisions from now on#the ending's a bit ominous - apparently someone's collecting those TVA paperweights to do... something? Oh no! :O#yeah i watched the MCU in the wrong order shut up this was inevitable and Marvisney should just embrace that at this point#(i know 'Marvisney' will never catch on but that will not stop me using it)#the loki series ending is but the latest installment of “unlimited power with no oversight is fine as long as the Good people have it”#UNLESS TONY WAS ACTUALLY THE BADDY. WHICH AS I MENTIONED I AM NOT AT ALL CLEAR ON.#maybe what i mean is was tony stark the baddy *on purpose*?#i only picked this one to watch next because tumblr gifsets told me thor wears a nice coat in it#which he does! but only for a small fraction of the film :(#journey into the mcu#the avengers (the marvel ones not the other ones)
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nerime · 1 month
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my coworkers are being turbo transphobic and literally refuse to listen to answers to questions they fucking ask argh!!! I can just tell you!!! I can just answer you!!!!! I have answers!!! to the ridiculous questions you ask in a mocking way!!!! if you listen for one second I can just fucking explain!!!! 😡😭😡😭
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coquelicoq · 11 months
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my ideal makorrasami imagines are always like
asami comes home to her girlfriend and boyfriend after a long day of being a genius engineer and fortune 500 ceo
she picks up bolin on the way because it's mako's birthday so they're having a little get-together
they head to the pool because that's usually where korra can be found when the weather is super warm, and obviously mako will be there too keeping her company
she and bolin hear raised voices as they approach. omg the girlfriend and boyfriend are fightinggggg
it's a very sophisticated argument. they're just saying, over and over, "nuh-uh!" "uh-huh!" "NUH-UH!" "YEAH-HUH!"
asami and bolin round the corner to see korra and mako glaring at each other, cheeks flushed, eyes glassy, absolutely drunk off their gourd
asami's just like "pregaming, are we? i hope you left some alcohol for the rest of us" and raises one devastating eyebrow
korra and mako turn to her and their faces light up immediately. "asami!! you're here!!!"
(the eyebrow does nothing to dampen their enthusiasm, which is fine, because they're very endearing drunks and she is very much enjoying this)
then they turn back to each other and are like "SHE'LL agree with me. THEN you'll see. i'm right and you're wrong. you're the wrongest forever and ever. no YOU are" etc. etc.
this of course quickly devolves into good ol rough and tumble rasslin
bolin's like "ooh ooh ooh! what are we talking about? i love being part of conversations! i want to have an opinion!!!"
by which point korra has mako in a headlock and they turn in tandem to look at asami (bolin's input is not required) and very earnestly ask her who the best kisser is
they're looking at her so expectantly and korra has forgotten about the headlock so now they're just hugging as they wait with baited breath for asami's verdict
and asami's like oh well uh guys i can't really...that's not...apples oranges et cetera, you're both extremely good kissers, really top notch, full marks for everyone, i uh always love any sort of kissing that we get to do, um, together,
just digging herself into this awkward hole, right. because no one expects that question
mako's mouth drops open. "woah," he says
"yeah," says korra
as one, their heads swivel toward each other
"the BEST kisser...is ASAMI!!!!!" they say in unison
they stare into each other's eyes for a beat
suddenly their mouths are colliding as they LAUNCH themselves toward each other and begin making out frantically and with great fervor
occasionally coming up for air to say such things as "you're so smart" "no YOU" "no ASAMI is" "asami's the smartest" "i love asami" "she's the best ever for always" amidst the most embarrassingly sloppy kissing known to man
bolin's like "soooo. just to make sure i'm getting this straight"
asami: uh-huh
bolin: the reason korra and my brother are kissing in front of us so enthusiastically...
asami: yeah
bolin: ...is because they are in SUCH complete agreement...
asami: right
bolin: ...that YOU are good at kissing?
asami: that appears to be the case, yes
asami can hear bolin facepalm somewhere off to the side, but she only has eyes for the ridiculously adorable and uncoordinated makeout session taking place in front of her
cousin tu's voice comes from the direction of the house. "oh dude they're done arguing? right on"
bolin: how long have they been arguing?
tu: idk, like half an hour? for a while they were just arm-wrestling but korra let mako win because it's his birthday, and he got all cranky about it
bolin: uh-huh. so how did they get from that...to this?
tu: well obviously then korra said it doesn't matter if she's the best arm-wrestler because mako's the best kisser
bolin: wait
tu: and mako was all, "no YOU'RE the best kisser" and korra went "no YOU are"
bolin: so you mean to tell me...
tu: and i got bored after like, five minutes of that so i went back inside
bolin: ...all this time they were fighting because they each think the OTHER person is better at kissing?
tu: well, yeah. i mean if you ask me they both seem to be pretty bad at kissing lol. but whatever, it's not my problem. no offense, asami!
bolin: they're probably better at kissing when they're sober. i mean, this is just embarrassing. right, asami? please tell me this is not what you're working with on a daily basis. asami? hello? asami?
but asami isn't listening. she's gazing at korra and mako with the goofiest smile on her face. her pupils have turned into heart shapes. without conscious decision on her part she clasps her hands and presses them sappily to her bosom
tu: dude, maybe we should, like, give them a minute
bolin: is this even safe? what if they bite each other's lips off?
tu: korra's a healer, right? like, i'm not worried about it
asami doesn't notice them leave. she's so full of love for these two ridiculous idiots that it's spilling out of her in the form of literal tears. she's crying from how much she loves them
this continues until korra and mako in their clumsy enthusiasm actually fall into the pool. korra bends the water away from mako before he can drown and then immediately tries to punch it for endangering him. asami runs over to get them out and they both see that she's been crying. this is followed by a five-minute sequence of mako frantically petting her hair while she tries to convince korra to put away the fire-dagger, no one has been mean to her, everything is all right, korra, no wait, don't go into the avatar state, you're going to suck the cake into the element vortex -
mako thinks it's very unfair that the day after his birthday, he's the only one who wakes up with a hangover. apparently the avatar, who's been up since the buttcrack of dawn merrily inventing the new field of batterbending to replace the cake she and her past lives destroyed, is above such concerns. asami kisses his nose with great affection and, it must be said, terrible morning breath. "how about this," she says. "on my birthday, korra and i will get drunk and attempt to eat each other's faces and you can babysit. sound good?"
yes, that sounds good, he thinks. after all, taking turns has served them pretty well so far.
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arsenicflame · 6 months
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if they wouldnt make out over the bloody corspe of someone they just killed whats even the point
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dudefrommywesterns · 1 month
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Uhhhhh I don't listen to much romantic music so the closest thing I have for you is Can't Help Falling in Love by Elvis Presley? I'd give you a Dean Martin song but I don't know any lol
i don't hate that song but i really don't like elvis.
fun facts about mike lol /lh
assign my blog a song
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lyxchen · 9 months
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I am going feral while listening to Imogen, Obviously right now!!! Like girl, Imogen I Love you but you're so deep in denial!! "If i was queer I'd be into her" babygirl you ARE into her!!! You have a massive fucking crush!!!! You are not appropriating queer culture by Having A Crush On A Girl!!!!!! Because you Are Queer♡♡♡♡♡
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sammi-xox · 1 year
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:/
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stillshewanders · 3 months
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since you're all dying to know, the boy and i stopped seeing each other almost a month ago now 😔✊🏽 i'm trying to decide how much it's possible to cut him out of my mind and heart and still be his friend so uhhhh drop ur suggestions and experiences i guess
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cascadianights · 4 months
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I turned down two separate 3am calls, kept my distance for two months, let my guard down for One Night and stay up all night laughing and drinking and falling asleep on the couch together & waking him up to go to bed while he just stayed put with me till almost 5am and it kills me it kills me it kills! Me!
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jrueships · 1 year
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oh to be a fly on the wall to this popular mean girl gossip
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potato-jem · 1 year
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so apparently january 12th was kiss a ginger day and no one told me?
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peapod20001 · 1 year
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Haha I wish the one time I had a partner wasn’t a literal joke
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hellhoundlair · 1 year
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do NOT listen to beach life and death while having wincest brain. worst mistake of my life
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daenerys-targaryen · 2 years
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idk something about taylor just hits different than other artists.
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oatbugs · 2 years
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my head hurts and i wanna cry . affectionate
#we say this is a blood pact and he says my word is my bond. what else is there? when lie and impercision is#some moral crime. you have my word so you have my heart. the philosopher king flies back from philadelphia on 24 hours#of wakefulness and a guaranteed admission to every ivy league he glanced at. elated like he just kissed#the love of his life. blue lenses and a long coat. we talk about philosophy four to eight. we walk out to eat and then talk about#philosophy eight to 11 and then to 12. i tell them i suffer from my own comfort in a belief that makes me#insufferable to talk to. it makes others insufferable to talk to. i do not understand why i must#necessarily accept the existence of anything at all. you tell me to read so and so and so and so. the physics student had watched us#talk about this for 8 hours. i beg them to break down my mind and convince me otherwise. they convince me of one thing otherwise.#at the bus station the philosopher king watches him leave. he lays his head on my shoulder. still with his suitcases.#he told me about the dead person in front of their train and why he was late. i need to be mr president but i can finally be me.#you have my respect for believing in your philosophy wholeheartedly. what is a blood pact against your word?#admiring the ring of fire and my nose started bleeding. amongst books admiring the structure of the eye#and my face started bleeding. all i reached was an unsound half-tautology. by the end of the 8 hours#i was in the dark on my friends couch with my head on fire and all that i certainly knew#all that i certainly know#is that there is some thing . there is some thing that experiences. there is some thing that is experienced. there is such a thing as#experience. this is much more than i initially knew. i had also learned that the philosopher likes to lay his head on my sboulder.#i had also learned that forgiveness is not to pardon and leave. i had also learned that the chemist joined us all.#i had also learned that the cult leader gave his students something to smoke. i had also learned about the infinite indeterminate.#i also learned about your eyes. i had also learned that whenever i hold your face and look past your irises i find a dark pit#which cannot perceive the light in darkness. i also learned about love through your collective#8 hours of convincing me to break down and kill my beliefs so that i can meet you on your terms. i had also learned that#i like peoples heads against my shoulders.
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rosicheeks · 2 years
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I'd like to take you out for a nice dinner, somewhere nice but not a snobby rich people place, somewhere where the staff are down to earth. You order whatever you want and I pick out all the little bits you don't like for you. We have a few drinks and head home, but it starts to rain on the way, so when we get home we're drenched. I turn on the heater, we undress and dry off with a towel, but it's still pouring down outside so I open up the windows and the balcony door so we can listen to the rain while we "warm up" together ;)
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#^ me reading this ask and imagining it 🥺#have I told you guys how badly I want to go on a date#like if someone doesn’t take me out on a cute date soon I’m going to fade away#getting all dressed up and doing all the cute things on a date#i especially love the part where you’ll take out all the bits that I don’t like#cause that’s so accurate 😂#usually I have to order something super simple cause I’m so pickyyyyu#I’ve never had a drink at a restaurant before!#ngl I haven’t been out much since I turned 21…. 3 years ago fuck ridiculous#but I’ve always wanted to get a few drinks at a restaurant or bar#sooo you’re going to have to order something for me 🥰 something strong and fruity please 😇#and then maybe I’ll be just a little tipsy so I have to hold on to your arm the entire time#AND omg if it started raining??????#i LOVE the rain#sorry you might have to deal with me being a kid and jumping in all the puddles#and dancing and singing in the rain 🥰#maybe you’ll join me 👉👈#and then when we get home I want to be kissing while you fumble with the keys#once we get inside I want you to help me undress#slowly taking each layer off#and once you completely strip me I want you to worship me and tell me how beautiful I am 🥰🥰🥰#and then while I lay in bed or on the couch you can open all the windows and the balcony door so we can listen to the rain while we cuddle#idk about you but I’m so bad at cuddling….. I try to cuddle but then a few minutes later your cock is in my mouth or I’m on top of you#🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈#anywayyyy#this is really fucking CUTE#and I want this SO BADLY#like right the fuck now 😤😤😤😤#ask#cute asks
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