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#SHARK FEELINGS
blahajowner · 8 months
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ITS MY BIRTHDAY ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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datcravat · 7 months
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brexit <3
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dont-tempt-me-frodo · 2 months
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I love great white sharks because from the side they look like murder torpedoes
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But from the front they are GOOD and ROUND
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Round potato bois
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cemeterything · 23 days
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godbitten/god-bitten is such a good word i owe the silt verses everything for that one. even out of context there's something so satisfyingly right about it, like fitting two pieces of a puzzle together. the idea of calling something to you with your faith, or your fear, or your desires, or your torments, and allowing it to sink its teeth into you, or else being caught and clipped in the snap of its hungry jaws as you recoil from it. being partially devoured; tasted and marked by something that can only interact with you by burning itself into you and eating away a piece of you in the process.
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crow-the-unknown · 3 months
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something about how trades really do affect players. how it's not just us as fans being crazy or reading too much into it. it's real and it's painful. erik johnson has lacked the hutzpah he once had ever since leaving colorado, as if he could bear landeskog's injury but the second he was forced to leave it all came crashing down. sidney crosby has lost much of the joy he once carried and it's because he had the human, golden embodiment of that joy in jake guentzel torn away from him when he needed it most. dylan larkin shed genuine, heartfelt, distraught tears when tyler bertuzzi was traded away. the penguins still welcome marc-andre fleury to pittsburgh every time he plays there because, no matter where he is, that is his home. pk subban could never return to the same player he was after he was taken from price. trevor zegras is seemingly incomplete without drysdale at his side. brandon duhaime is lacking his connor dewar. bowen byram no longer has his alex newhook to lean on and laugh with. travis koneckny and nolan patrick may never even get the chance to play another game with or against one another. and who could imagine kuznetsov as anyone but a capital? do you really think of pavelski in the green of the stars or do you see him proud in teal beside thornton and marleau? did shea weber ever really stop being a nashville predator? and what about beauvillier, horvat, compher, dumolin, burakovsky, kadri, yamamoto, hornqvist, eberle, o'rielly, barrie, jost, gaudreau, karlsson, carter and richards, martin, and so many others? even wayne gretzky himself went to three teams post trade, searching for that spark he had in edmonton after they made him leave. jagr had eight after pittsburgh. you are not crazy for grieving, in some small way, a player you lost. and they aren't crazy for feeling distraught either. these teams are family. and family is everything, even if it gets ripped apart so easily.
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foldingfittedsheets · 11 months
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If you saw the new Nimona movie and loved her like I did then you might like this shark design I made!
She's up here on Teepublic, Threadless, and Redbubble and sales go to support a queer art student!
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puppetmaster13u · 1 month
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Because it is Mermay:
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Originally did this art for one of @radiance1 prompts/story ideas, which also gives an idea of colors so.
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loveoaths · 1 year
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force sensitive!din is cool, but imagine how funny the reverse would be. force negative!din. his very presence is actively hostile to the force. jedi can’t track him because he simply does not show up on their radars. you try to force throw him and he just stands there like 🧍🏻‍♂️. being around him as a force sensitive person is like entering a cellular dead zone. there are no signals going in or out. grogu’s rapid force development happens because being around din and then leaving with luke was the jedi equivalent of rock lee removing his ankle weights and beating gaara’s ass. if the force is a telephone wire, din is the fucking boulder stapled to it. his very presence causes a vacuum in the force that the universe tries to correct by throwing more force at it, which is why the man suddenly can’t walk without running into a jedi these days. force negative!din, y’all.
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buggachat · 2 years
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sometimes the haze lifts from my brain and i see clearly and objectively and i am forcibly reminded that adrien just has a fucking huge ass caution sign on his bedroom door w a bear on it. (and a shark for his bathroom)
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literally why. adrien? why
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simaraknows · 4 months
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one of the many things that keep me awake at night re: ofmd S2 is that us Izzy people have long argued that his hostility towards Lucius in s1 could be very much read as "your softness has no place in a world like this, you're going to get in serious trouble if you don't change, on any other ship you'd be fucked, I've learned this the hard way why are you being so stupid" and back in S1 none of us expected that to actually become a plot point and then S2 came around and slapped us over the head with "the second Lucius leaves the Revenge he goes through absolute trauma city and when he rejoins the crew, he is bitter and angry and hardened just like Izzy was in S1" and... like... I just want to lock them in a room and make them talk through their trauma ok
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knifetomeatu · 2 months
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"How do you make those weird-ass traps of yours, anyway?"
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erikkarlsson · 2 months
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HAT TRICK ON HAT DAY!!! | 04.06.2024
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scarlettriot · 1 year
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Our Girl • Kirishima X f!Reader X Bakugou
Smut • 18+ Only • Minors & Ageless Blogs DNI
this piece is written as an X Reader but it was written with @meggsngrits in mind. If that bothers you, you don’t have to read it. It’s for Meg, anyway ♡
Meg, I know it’s been a rough few days for ya so, I hope some time with your guys helps ♡
i definitely didn’t proof this at all so I’m sorry about that…
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The moment Katsuki opened the door to your house he knew something wasn’t right. None of the lights had been turned on, your bag was on the floor rather than hanging on the hook like usual, and you, his adorable little wife, we’re nowhere in sight.
After taking off his boots, he took the time to hang up your bag in its rightful place and then started his search for you.
It wasn’t too hard to find you though, he didn’t exactly like seeing you laying face down on your bed with work clothes still on. Hell, you hadn’t even taken your shoes off!
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For now though, he started by sliding off your shoes and setting them at the foot of the bed. “Baby girl,” his voice was low but softer than usual, “when’s the last time you ate?”
You didn’t even answer him. Just shrugged your shoulders. But, when you turned towards him, he could see the wet streaks that ran down the balls of your adorable cheeks. Nah. He couldn’t handle having you crying.
You didn’t even answer him. Just shrugged your shoulders. But, when you turned towards him, he could see the wet streaks that ran down the balls of your adorable cheeks. Nah. He couldn’t handle having you crying.
“Silly woman, c’mere.” He’s suddenly so damn thankful he showered before he left the agency so he’s able to sit on the bed fully and pull you into his arms. “Ya get ten minutes of cuddles and then I’m gonna go get you some water.”
Because if you didn’t know when the last time you ate was that also meant you hadn’t been properly hydrated either.
He pulls his phone free and texts your other husband to bring home your favorite take out.
Shitty Hair: Bad day, huh? I’ll grab some mochi too. She want anything else?
“Ei wants t’know if you want him to grab anything on the way home?”
It took you a minute but you shook your head. “No… just want ya both home.”
He relayed the information and then set his phone to rest on the nightstand.
Your arms wound around his torso and your face went back to being buried in his chest. “You’re cute, but your vice grip isn’t gonna stop from gettin’ you water.”
“Does it have to be water?” He barely heard your muffled sass.
“Yea it does, you little brat. Now, you can stay in bed while I get it for ya or you can hold on and I’ll take ya with me.” Your locked hands behind his back told him your choice.
With ease, he swung his legs over the side of the bed while you clung onto him like a little koala. His hands gripped your thick thighs and wrapped them around his narrow waist to make walking effortless.
Normally he would’ve set you on the counter but this time he moved about with you still attached. Grabbing a big water bottle and filling it to the brim. “But Kats! It’s so much!” The corner of his mouth twitched upward and so did his blonde brows. “Oh, fuck off!”
He chuckled and handed the bottle over. “When you’re finished with it, you can drink whatever ya want for the rest of the night.”
There was no point in arguing with him. He wouldn’t budge. So you sighed, “fine,” and took your first swig.
From there he took you back to the bedroom and got you changed into something more comfortable: one of Eiji’s hoodies and a pair of his sweats.
Of course, what should’ve taken less than five minutes ended up closer to thirty… you took your bra off and he couldn’t help himself! He just had to worship you for a while.
Pin your back against the closet wall and pepper kisses across your skin. Over your chest, swirling his tongue around your nipples before migrating down to your soft tummy.
The affection stopped just at the hem of your panties. “Think I’ll wait until Ei gets home, wouldn’t wanna have too much fun without him.”
You looked ready to kill but he kissed you then, hard enough to take your breath away and keep you pleasantly distracted. Stealing kiss after kiss until your lips were puffy and lungs depleted of oxygen.
“Please, Katsuki,” Gods, you sounded so pretty when you said his name like that. Already trying to guide his hand to your core.
You did have such a hard day… “Alright,” his head dipped to your neck, “my needy little woman—”
He pushed your panties to the side and felt how much you actually did need him. Groaning and pathetically rocking his hips against you as his fingers slid inside.
It didn’t take long at all to have you panting for him, whimpering broken versions of his name each time he hit your sweet spot.
“Such a good girl.”
He nips and sucks at your neck, thumb circling your clit again and again. Precise movement that he knows you love.
“Well, that’s one way to cheer her up,” both of you looked to the doorway to find Eijirou looking on, completely pleased with what he’s come home to. “Don’t stop on my account.”
“Wasn’t plannin’ on it.” He hadn’t quit moving those long fingers of his the whole time either. “Think you should join me though.” He turned his ruby gaze back to you. “You want that, right baby girl? Want Ei t’make you cum too?”
He was already walking over as you nodded your head. His smile was as soft and sweet as ever dropping a light kiss on your lips like he does every day when he comes home with his little, “missed you,” and then does the same to Katsuki.
“Gimme some room, would ya?” It’s an awkward little shuffle as Katsuki makes room for Eijirou to sink to his knees between you both. Wasting no time lapping at the mess Katsuki’s made between your legs as his hands tug at his husbands sweats, pulling them down his thighs to give him a little relief too.
Between Katsuki’s fingers and Eijirou’s tongue, you certainly forget about the day you had, you forget about the whole damn week, even your name for a few seconds there.
Eijirou held one of your thighs in his large hand, kneading your soft skin, even taking a few breaks from your cunt to leave a few bite marks over the ones that had faded from just a few days ago.
His wrist flicked, using his other hand to get Katsuki closer to a release too all while muttering praises that sent the sweetest vibrations to your clit.
G— guys, oh fuck, ‘m gonna—“ you whined rather than finished the sentence.
“Gonna cum for us, cutie? That’s our girl,” Eijirou teased since Katsuki was getting close too. “G’head then. We gotcha, love.”
Your nails dig into Katsuki’s arm and pull at Eijirou’s hair as your high crashes over you. Eijirou takes a final lick at your core and leans forward to take Katsuki’s cock in his mouth. Letting the man finish there rather than in his fist.
The two of you pant above him while he smiles, using his thumb to swipe a bit of cum that spilled over.
“Welcome home, Red.” You barely get the sentence out, leaning your head on Katsuki’s shoulder.
He chuckles and kisses your thigh again. “It’s good t’be home. Feelin’ better?”
“Much better now.”
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You all sat lounging around the living room with the containers of food Eijirou had brought home covering the coffee and end tables.
The guys listened to you rant about the assholes trying to tell you how to do your job. Thinking they know everything better than you do. More than once they each offered to give these retired gasbags a piece of their mind but you waved them off each time. Just thankful for them listening to you.
The two of them always do though. You could talk to them about anything and they’d give you their undivided attention. And they knew they could come to you for the same.
Whatever the three of you needed, you were always there for each other.
A shoulder to cry on, an ear to listen, someone to sit around and eat junk food with… or even bending you over and screwing you until every other thought faded away. Which just so happened to be what the two of them intended on doing for you tonight just as soon as you finished your dinner ♡
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static-quo · 4 months
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Simple character design: *exists*
Me: Okay you can do this, do not complicate the design, simple lines, no need for over the top anatomy!! You Love clean and simple art!!!!! Do Not Fuck This Up!!!!!
Me 10 seconds later:
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sharkdays · 2 months
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snork mimimimi
based on this
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episims · 1 month
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Freshmen of Rustfall University
One new post on the secret channel:
We've got more neeewcomeers~! Watch out for that grumpy guy with the yellow eyes, he might bite 🐺 his brother (!!) seems like a sweetheart, though – let's see how long that'll last 😉 The dark-haired babe is a little stiff. I bet she's just waiting for the right gal to loosen her up 🤭 I'm having trouble putting my finger on the artsy redhead 💅 she's shy or something?? Oh and their majors are: 🔬 Chemistry, 📊 Political Science, 📚 Education, and 🎨 Fine Arts. This bunch is apparently from some tiny never heard town so be nice to them, folks 💖
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