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uzky0pb3dc · 1 year

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nwqu1olv9lcld · 1 year

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darlingpwease · 10 months

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Luo Bingge: The way you look at me, the only memory is just us kissing in the moonlight~

Reader: WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU!

(I just wanted to respond to your genius au where Bingge finds us in the real world and we are basically the exact same copy of them)

<333 hehehe~ so accurate,,,

can't remember to forget you

I love very much, very much you

♡ pet names, unhealthy behaviour (non-consensual touching), forced relationship (not really relationship) if you squint, mention of violence + death (in past); bingge is my little pathetic woof woof who has done nothing wrong in his life, bingge sleeps with everyone who reminds him of you regardless of gender to match the settings

LUO BINGHE was at a loss.

"Character in a novel"? "Proud Immortal Demon Way?"

"Follow the instructions of the system"?

When he was moved to an incomprehensible room, something in between a peasant's hut and a townsman's house, LUO BINGHE could only look around through translucent floating jade tiles with words drawn on them, the meaning of which he could not really understand, even if he understood these words individually as well as their meaning, and already wanted to irritably sweep everything away this is aside — when gaze caught on a painfully familiar face.

He would have remembered these features even in death.

Instincts reacts much faster than mind, immediately reaching the body lying on the bed with a couple of steps — and putting his hands on the sides of their head, hanging with an incomprehensible white noise in ears, when all the blood in his body was boiling from just one sight, makes his throat dry up.

The system buzzes something in ear, but LUO BINGHE is unable to think or react when he sees a familiar face, serene and sleeping, but the same as before he was forced to survive, clinging to the remnants of strength and life only for the sake of one single thing, for the sake of one single person.

Your face.

Just as magnificent and breath-taking as many, many years ago — even when he himself was a disciple, your shidi, and looked up at you, really resembling a small animal that repeats after a wiser one — certainly not an 'animal'.

Rather, it was like he was turning from a beast into a Human Being, indulging in your restrained affection and supervision so that he would not have qi deviation or other problems, finally getting someone over the years who cares about him, sincerely pampering and letting him know that he is not came into this world for nothing.

Everything just snapped in an instant. Your life has been cut short just as a burning stick of incense is extinguished with a finger.

And he was not there at the most terrible moment of your life, although he swore that he would always be with you, would save and help.

How funny.

Plan to confess his love after he brings the first place to your feet like an obedient pet, only to return to your empty grave. You would never forgive him — never — but did it make sense if you now can't scold him or praise him? Did it make sense that the world was killing the people most dear to him over and over again? Does it make sense that even you left him after all?

Does it make sense that it wasn't even demons who killed you, but other cultivators?

You would tell him that it has. That this is a test. That his hatred wouldn't change anything. That revenge brings bliss to the heart, but poisons the soul. That his demonic blood doesn't make him a demon and who he is is the result of a choice. That a good and decent cultivator should not have a huge harem just to fill the void in his soul. That sex is not the only way to feel needed. That he doesn't need power to be loved. That he is loved simply because he is. That he doesn't need to imagine you every time he tries to find the same warmth in the soft tender bodies of rare beauties. That he does not need to look for the companies of beautiful young men and maidens just to find at least somewhere the same delight that he experienced even when you scolded him.

He just wanted to be a 'good boy' for you, — whom you can love, kiss, take with you, treat with treats, let him take care of you, — why did everything turn out this way?

His fingers are smooth, soft — the same as he had when he was still a disciple — and when they touch your cheek, your eyelashes tremble, as if echoing soft strokes, while he puts other hand on your other cheek with intoxicating delight, feeling the warm gentle air on his skin, — and trembling, sitting on the edge next to you, continuing to ignore the chirping which soon falls silent, as if realizing that LUO BINGHE is unable to react right now.

Everything inside him burns and melts like hot metal.

Is that you? Is it really you? Senior fellow disciple?

Does the senior fellow disciple still think this Binghe is handsome? Does the senior fellow disciple still love this Binghe? Will the senior fellow disciple be proud of how strong and powerful this Binghe has become, or will scold for what he did?

Perhaps he is now no better than an animal thrown out on the street, who has found a way to a cozy and warm house, but even when it's hard for him to breathe so as not to cry, he just continues to look at the facial features that bring him pain and pleasure at the same time, like an old wound that is being opened up to blood, while he don't mind. If he had a tail, he would wag it so much that he would wake you up, but you sleep so serenely, as if you don't notice his presence, — although it is, you couldn't notice his presence, — and LUO BINGHE needs all the willpower not to cling tightly to you and never let go of his embrace, crying about how painful it was for him without you and that you can no longer leave him, never, or he will follow you — no matter to hell or heaven, to another world or beyond life, you can no longer go where he cannot follow.

Breath. Exhale.

Breath.

Exhale.

He is no longer that intemperate and stupid shidi, who could only smile sweetly, baring his fangs to anyone who wanted to touch his, and could only try to physically take care of you and be pretty and obedient, thinking that this way you will not leave him and will always keep him close as a cute and good boytoy. LUO BINGHE — now — knows what it's like to be without you after you've given him a taste of this feeling of love and care. That true love must be won with passion and body; that it must be protected with claws and fangs; that the whole world is against anyone being able to love him.

That if he wants to be loved, then he should make you look only at him.

And he will make you look only at him.

Everything about you is the same — from the smell of your hair to the reaction, you are exactly the same. That's you, isn't it?

Love of his life.

It can only be you.

When your eyes open slightly, reacting to his touch and proximity, LUO BINGHE does not try to hide an intoxicated enthusiastic smile, even if there is nothing in your eyes but horror and misunderstanding.

“Hello, my love... Did I wake you up? I'm so sorry; I'll help you warm up and fall asleep~”

The character Luo Binghe from the novel 'Proud Immortal Demon Way' will be able to continue living in this world or return to his own world after achieving the main goal.

Do you accept the terms?

Yes.

“It's not like you can run away from me now, after all~”

#❖.my jewelry #🥮 — svsss #✉.luo binghe #🧸.yandere au #🧸.unhealthy #🧸.regt #gender neutral reader

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awordwasthebeginning · 5 months

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Spreche ich eigentlich irgendwie undeutlich? Welcher Teil von "wenn du gegen Nazis bist, kannst du bei der Wahl deiner demokratischen Allies nicht wählerisch sein" ist verdammt nochmal so schwer zu verstehen? Keine Partei/Organisation ist perfekt oder moralisch fehlerfrei, aber wir brauchen grade jede einzelne Stimme gegen den Faschismus.

#boah ey das regt mich so auf #klassisches verhalten der politischen linken. 'ew da is ja spd/fdp/union/sonstwas etabliertes mit geschichte dabei'#junge.#german stuff #politik #loquor

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michameinmicha · 23 days

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äähhh können wir über dieses Bild von Meike Droste reden, das ich auf pinterest gefunden hab???

#mine #meike droste #mord mit aussicht #ich finde keine quelle dafür das regt mich auf #losing my mind a little over this tbh #im gay

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jumpingsnowflakes · 4 months

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ok WTF was that i am screaming

#alteeer #so eine scheiße eh #da ist ein gate weniger und dann so ein drecks wind #auf einmal +1 #meine güte regt mich das asuf #hab direkt puls #stephan leyhe #ski jumping

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thevoidisscreamingbackatyou · 6 months

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me suddenly realizing my first hyperfixation was a horror movie i watched as a kid:

#the quiet place #quiet place #OK LOOK. THIS MOVIE WAS MY CHILDHOOD #I LOVED IT SM #IT WAS SO COOL RKEDNDKSN #FIRST HYPEFIXATION AND I WILL NEVER REGT IT #neurodiversity #neurodivergent #neurodiverse stuff #hyperfixation

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kaitaiga · 10 months

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2nd Commando Regiment // Balikatan '22

Whipped up a couple of gifs for myself but I decided to share them instead. These are from Balikatan 2022 held in El Nido, Palawan, Philippines featuring U.S Navy SEALS, Australian Special Forces (2CDO) and Philippine Special Forces.

video c: Times Archives

#not my usual post but oh well lol #ive watched these vids quite a bit so why not #2nd commando regiment #2CDO #2 CDO REGT #Australian special forces #australian defence force #adf #military #military gif #australia #australian military #my gifs #gifset #Balikatan 2022

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movedto-clifflix · 9 months

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'astarion is so lana coded' hALT DEINE FRESSE .

#junge nicht jeder tumblr sexyman ist 'lana coded'#bei gott regt mich sowas auf #vents #german #haha german vent go brrr #it’s not even a vent itS A COMPLAINT .#rah #🐸🦖— cliff speaks

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mona-liar · 1 year

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Huh Taylor swift has finally announced her european tour dates, i'm sure all my swiftie friends are really excited to go see her in... Gelsenkirchen (Pop ~250k)?

#Jajaja ich weiß gelsenkirchen ruhrgebiet veltinsarena regt euch ab #taylor swift #German shit

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ker-sunshine · 1 year

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Hab grad vom Kulturpass gehört und hab mich voll gefreut, aber neeeiiin bin 1 Jahr zu alt 🥲

#kulturpass #ich fühl mich irgendwie verarscht #es ist nich dass ich des den 05ern nich gönne #aber mit dem argument zu kommen dass die 05er die wären die am meisten während der Pandemie verpasst haben #klar haben sie das aber ich als 04er doch auch #meine abschlussfeier 2020 bestand aus einer Zeugnisvergabe vor der Tribüne des örtlichen Sportstadions getrennt von den Paraklassen #meine paraklassen hatten keine Abschlussfahrt und ich hatte nur eine weil meine Klassenlehrerin die auf 2019 vorgezogen hatte #nicht dass ich mich mit meiner Klasse super verstanden hätte aber es war trotzdem wichtig und schön #ich hab nur mittlere Reife und ich bedaure Abiturienten weil die für so viel Arbeit weder ne richtige Mottwoche noch Abifeier hatten #ich bin auch nicht mit zu der Afterparty meiner Paraklassen weil ich a) nich wusste dass es die gab b) wegen Corona #zu meinem ersten richtigen Konzert konnte ich erst 2023 weil ich nicht mehr vor Corona Panik hatte #und auch weil ich es mir jetzt erst leisten konnte dafür wo hin zu fahren UND die Karte kaufen zu können ohne dafür richtig sparen zu müssen #deswegen regt es mich so auf dass 04er das Angebot mit den 200€ nicht nutzen können #ja vielleicht würde ich mehr in Museen und Theater und Konzerte gehen wenn ich dafür Geld hätte #ich kenne 04er die noch kein Geld verdienen und dieses Angebot bestimmt in Anspruch nehmen würde #aber jetzt bin ich einfach nur enttäuscht und wütend

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darlingpwease · 11 months

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I have a head cannon for the au where we transmigrate in Shen yuans world.

Since Shen Yuan is obsessed with our reactions I believe he would show us the things in his world in order to get our reactions. Like phones, ice cream or anything of that nature.

awww,,,, SHEN YUAN would definitely do something like that,,,,, he is obsessive even when he is the one who gets into your world, but the system and ooc keep him there (although even so he is looking for any ways to get even more of your emotions and reactions), but when you find yourself in his world, in a place that is his playground?

he is a wealthy golden youth who does not need to do anything but do the minimum to live well, since he will never be forced to fight for his life and survival — but this is what takes away any sense of life from him, since SHEN YUAN simply has nothing to do, he cannot find anything that could give the impulse of his life. trapped in own small world, emotions in which he gets from things like novels, SHEN YUAN finds himself in involuntary isolation from which he cannot get out because he continues to hide in the sink not only because of 'fear', but 'laziness', 'insecurity', 'ignoring' — the outside world is cold and cruel, his favorite character is soft and warm, and he's simp enough to feel happy with his hyperfixation spousefu and a bunch of novels.

but when you appear in his life literally by magic? SHEN YUAN cannot deny that it should be a sign, even if he is not the type who believes in omens, higher beings and the like — when you first appear in his room and then live quietly with him, trying to figure out where you are, looking with interest at even ordinary things like sockets or improved things like a modern teapot, like a pet that was brought out for the first time, although even an ordinary apartment is enough for you — SHEN YUAN wants to hold you close and pat you on the head, praising you for how well you are doing while you are just learning the concept of an electric stove or trying to understand how a computer works.

of course, you still need enough time to understand the absence of any evil spirits and cultivators in this world as an important part of society, especially when it turns out that your own strength has only slightly decreased, but you are trying to get used to a new life, living carefree with a strange but adorable mortal guy whose house is full of toys similar to you (even if he 'hid' them) or things that should bother you, but the microwave interests you much more, even if his unblinking, enthusiastic gaze does not leave you, obviously analyzing and comparing something — but you're okay with that, because then SHEN YUAN brings you ice cream, and it's not like it was in your world at all! And even when you try to convince him that it should be expensive after he, seeing your positive enthusiastic reaction for the first time, brings with him a bunch of ice cream in a strange package, and he assures you that no, it's 'cheap', and almost anyone can afford it?

You... you are so embarrassed and awkward.

Is this ice cream being created in their world in some other way, or is it just that people have become so rich? Is this some kind of alternative world where people can create ice cream at any time?... What do you mean they can really create ice cream at any time??

And why does their refrigerator look like this? They don't even need ice??... Some people use a refrigerator to create ice???... You are so confused, eating 'cold noodles' while SHEN YUAN enthusiastically looks at your sincere reactions, absorbing every bit of how you twitch, tilt your head, blink, squint, smile, shudder, — or sit in front of the washing machine, watching the machine wash clothes itself, or get acquainted with the dishwasher.

SHEN YUAN practically leads you everywhere, not taking his eyes off you, absorbing everything you show, studying and analyzing everything you show, inside regularly shouting about how cute and charming you are, especially when you put on his clothes or when you walk by the hand, walking around the mall, and SHEN YUAN tries to look stoically, but he is sure that his face is as red as a tomato while his heart is pounding furiously in his throat, feeling his palms sweat while you are enthusiastically examining everything, comparing it with the market of your time, pretending not to notice his strange behavior, because, well, the people of his time are generally strange, but you need to get used to it somehow, especially considering that you yourself do not know how long you will be here. Maybe you are here forever? Then you need to get used to and adapt, behave naturally... immediately after you understand the concept of automatic fire safety and learn more about automatic systems that recognize when a person takes out an item without payment. Yes. Immediately after that, you will behave naturally.

... Immediately after you find out what it is—

(SHEN YUAN wants so badly to say 'hand in marriage plz' and show you what the ring looks like in his world when you ask curiously if you can help him with any cases, just to have a 'normal' excuse to explore the apartment and more about how to work with all these things, but he just nods, still following you to see your smallest reactions.)

(He gives you a phone not to make you call, but also to see how your eyes shine with delight and amazement how this device works.)

(He doesn't show your novels, however, calling them 'books that can only be studied when you advance into understanding the world deeply enough', so you pretend as if you don't see him so excited and nervous when you silently walk behind him, slightly scaring him, even if you respect him enough not to read the words that 'you don't understand much because of the difference of epochs' or not.)

#❖.my jewelry #🥮 — svsss #✉.shen yuan #🧸.yandere au #🧸.regt #shen yuan x reader #shen yuan headcanons #svsss headcanons

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askwhatsforlunch · 2 years

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Regte Braaibroodjie

I first had a Braaibroodje in November, watching Northern Hemisphere teams host Southern Hemisphere sides and offer epic rugby. It wasn’t a proper Braaibroodje, though, because I had cooked it on a hot grill pan. Now, it is Summer (up here) and there’s more exciting Test Rugby to watch (South Africa beat Wales 32-29 at the death last Saturday, France was the only victorious Northern Hemisphere team against a very good Japanese side!)

And since Jules and I have been spending some nights playing 221B Baker Street since my birthday, I thought sandwiches would make a nice dinner. Not the Luxury Sandwiches of Christmastime, but real, Regte Braaibroodjie, grilled over red embers! And these, vriende, are proper good, eh?! It so happened that, quite à propos, last night’s investigation involved South African diamond mines and jewel thieves!

Ingredients (serves 2):

2 large slices Soft White Bread

1 tablespoon butter, softened

4 heaped tablespoons Peach Chutney

½ large red onion

a large, not too ripe tomato, rinsed

90 grams/3 ounces good quality Edam Cheese

Prepare barbecue: half an hour before grilling, arrange a small layer of coals in the barbecue. Top with a few small branches of dry wood (applewood gives a good taste), and light.

Spread butter on one side of all four Bread slices. Flip them over and spread all sides generously with Peach Chutney.

Thinly slice red onion and cut tomato into slices. Arrange red onion slices onto the Peach Chutney on two of the Bread slices. Top with tomato slices, in an even layer.

Cut Edam into thick enough slices. Remove the red wax, cut slices into bits, and arrange Edam bits in a rather even layer onto the Peach Chutney on the other two Bread slices.

Sandwich laden Bread slices together carefully, and place sandwiches onto a gridiron, preferably one with two grates, to secure and hold them.

Once the flames have died down, and the embers are red, place gridiron over the embers, and grill the sandwiches. It won’t take more than 2 minutes on each side, possibly less!

Carefully remove Braaibroodjie from the gridiron and cut them in halves.

Serve Regte Braaibroodjie immediately, with a glass of chilled South African Chenin Blanc, or something sparkling if you’re feeling fancy!

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falleraatje · 2 years

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Noch keine zwei Stunden im Büro und ich bin gestresst ❤️

#muss mal eben in den tags ranten aber dieser typ regt mich so auf #sagt ich soll entscheiden wie wir das machen #ich teile ihm meine entscheidung samt Begründung mit #er sagt er muss sich das noch mal überlegen #hat aber auch keinen gegenvorschlag #es geht einfach nur darum wer von uns welche excel tabelle bearbeitet??#ich will das jetzt erledigen und nicht warten bis du dich dazu herablassen kannst eine Entscheidung zu treffen was du bearbeiten willst #jedes Mal diese alten Männer die sich für was besseres halten obwohl ich länger dabei bin und mehr ahnung habe #und sich dann beim Chef über mich beschweren #anyway ich lösche das nachher aber das musste einfach mal raus

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mistofstars · 1 year

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Ich *wusste* dass dieses verdammte Kapitel aus den Fugen gerät, sobald ich daran weiter arbeite.

Und was tut es??

Und wer muss seine Kapitel-Anzahl wahrscheinlich jetzt nach oben schrauben? Verdammt.

*schmeißt den PC an die Wand*

#writing is hard #ja ich arbeite an Kapitel 6 vom Ilmensee #an meiner Hörk AU Fortsetzung #liest eh kaum einer aber es regt mich auf #dass ich immer ausbauen will und noch mehr detaisl #und noch mehr sideplots #warum warum warum #aber es macht so Spaß #und je länger eine WIP existiert umso mehr Ideen bekommt man zusätzlich

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curlyhairedprince · 1 year

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#in ner neuen late night berlin folge erzählt klaas dass es unglaublich schwer is yorkshire tee zu bekommen #und die leute vom booking regt das immer mega auf wenns aufm rider steht #auge louis hahahah

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