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The Croods roles swap: eep x dawn

Recientemente vi los crood 2, lo se ,ya tarde , pero dios , no pude no shipear a dawn con eep y guy , no sería mi primer ship poliamoroso, que se no se hará canon (chel , tulio y miguel fueron los primeros), pero el chiste es que me puse a buscar contenido de esta pareja, y encontré un au curioso, donde se cambia a eep y guy por , thunk y dawn (de joshuasmuter ), me gustó, pero me llevo a pensar, que pasaría si solo cambiaríamos a guy por dawn? (esperen yuri y después una relación poliamorosa )

* los beterman y la familia de guy eran una manada , sobreviviendo con sus grandes ideas, pero por circunstancias del destino, tuvieron que huir de un depredador inminente, y cada uno terminó con el hijo del otro , en su intento de escape

* los padres de guy terminan atrapados en brea , pensando que muy posiblemente, dawn sería todo lo que quedaría de su manada, le dan un concejo a la niña ,que era como su hija "sigue al sol, busca el mañana, pero jamás, tengas miedo...tu tienes que vivir ", desde entonces, la niña busco sobrevivir, y buscar el mañana

* por otro lado, los beterman buscaron por mucho tiempo a dawn ,mientras cuidaban de su hijo adoptivo... pero terminaron encontrando los cuerpos de sus amigos, un parde huesos sobresaliendo, y un collar que Phil les regaló... y el decidióden construir un refugio para guy, pensando que down había muerto con ellos , decidieron criar y cuidar a guy , porque era eso lo que sus amigos querían, que su hijo estuviera a salvo, y lo que ellos querían para dawn, pero jamás se pudo

* volviendo a los croods, eep en un momento de curiosidad, encuentra lo que en primer lugar crello era un lagarto extraño , pera descubrir que era una chica, una chica muy Bonita, aunque rara y debilucha , que le enseñó el fuego,le presento a su mascota laso y le advirtió del final

* la familia no le cree , cuando habla de un reptil rastrero que se vuelve una chica , "que raro , casi siempre es al reves " (ok, mal chiste ), pero la familia tiene que ir a buscar un nuevo hogar...que se vuelve un viaje complicado

* cuando un montón de pájaros caníbales los atacan, llega nuestra querida dawn a salvar el día, con el mini fuego....y como lo agradecen ?, raptandola ,metiendola en un tronco , y obligándola a ayudarlos ...yupi? 🤨

* grug cuenta una historia extraña , de una tigresa que por seguir a un pájaro raro termina ...muerta , pero dawn tiene otra versión, de una tigresa hermosa, que con ayuda de un pájaro raro , logra ir al mañana, montando el sol

* si hablamos de como ve la familia a dawn , eep esta súper encantada con ella , con la chica inteligente y rara, sandi la ve como una amiga curiosa, thunk la ve como su salvación, la abuela no para de compararla con su yerno , y su relación con eep ,le recuerda a sus días con las hermanas trueno, ugga la ve como una niña maravillosa, que si bien es todo lo contrario a grug, siente que los 2 son iguales, súper vivientes

* pero grug, no la ve con tan buenos ojos, la ve como una mala influencia para la familia, además de que tienen sus diferencias, a el le enseñaron que solo la fuerza Bruta , era suficiente para sobrevivir, pero llega una chica rara y debilucha, e impresiona a su familia con aparatos extraños

* en algún punto,en medio de la brea , dawn logra abrirse con grug, ella perdió a toda su manada , era lo único que quedaba de su familia, aún si algunos no eran biológicos, se prometió vivir, y jamas tener miedo

* logran salir , pero el fin alcanza a la familia, y grug uso toda su fuerza para salvarlos , pero el queda atrapado , pero al escuchar un montón de caracoles , va por su familia...con una idea peculiar

* dawn empieza a verlo con orgullo, ve a los croods como su nueva manada, y todos van a buscar el mañana

* llegamos a la segunda película, donde eep y dawn ya formalizaron su relación, lo que provoca que las 2 actúen raro , dawn paso de ser brillante, a estar idotisada por el pelo rojo de eep, y eep, paso de ser una guerra,siempre alerta, a ser una torpe cuando ve los ojos verdes de dawn

* dawn ama a su nueva familia...pero también le gustaría un poco de privacidad con eep, que a qui son pareja, mientras, grug empieza a temer que eep se vaya , si bien quiere y confía en dawn , no cree que ella pueda cuidar a eep , en este mundo hostil

*En algún punto de su viaje, dan con un lugar extraño, lleno de comida...que dawn aún no entiende , porque todo parece estar muy ordenado?, y cuando menos lo esperan ,pum, son atrapados en una red

* y quienes son sus captores?, los padres biológicos de dawn, que en un inicio, están agradecidos con los crood por cuidar a su hija

* van a su casa , y dawn se encuentra con un viejo amigo, guy, el cual le parece atractivo a dawn y eep, lo cual es ...raro, las chicas se preguntan, se puede amar a más de una persona al mismo tiempo?, porque sienten los mismo con el, que cuando se ven a la otra?

* guy también las ve , su corazón empieza a brincar , ya conocía a dawn , tenía un crush con ella cuando niños, pero también se fija mucho en la hermosa cavernícola

* ahora, que piensan los beterman?, vuelven a recupera a la hija que crelleron muerta, es como si el destino se las hubiera regresado...y también reunido con guy , ellos no creen que su compañía con los crood sea beneficiosa, por sus diferencias, y a pesar que dawn les dijo,muy claramente, de su una relación con eep, estos insisten que, solo esta confundiendo el amor con la amistad, la quieren con alguien que asegure sus genes , y la seguridad de la hija que perdieron...la quieren con guy

* dawn se está adaptando demasiado bien, los croods no, eep se siente alejada de su novia , grug se siente alejado de ....todos , ugga no se lleva bien con hope , sandi no quiere seguir ninguna regla, mientras, thunk y la abuela, siguen sin entender mucho de la granja

* Phil decide usar ma manipulación emocional, y lleva a grug a su cueva de hombres, donde manipula a grug para que tenga un pensamiento, talvez, y solo talvez, todos estarían mejor si dawn y eep estuvieran separadas

* eep se vuelve más unida a guy, ya que el chico siempre fue curioso, pero los beterman le llenaron la cabeza con lo peligroso del mundo, eep decide mostrarle , todo termina con el chico con una picadura gigante, que dejará marca y un poco...mareado

* dawn le regaña, sabe que guy no tien tanta experiencia como ellas , pero dice varias cosas hirientes, que dejan pensando a eep , talvez, dawn y guy son demasiado diferentes para estar con ella

* llega la cena , básicamente, todos se culpan de todo, ugga está enojada con grug por querer deshacerse de su nuevo bebé, grug está enojado con phil, porque lo manipuló, hope ...hope odia a todos , guy está mareado ,pero enojado con sus padre por manipularlos a todos ,eep esta molesta por ño lejana que se siente dawn ...y nadie deja hablar a dawn

* llega el secuestro de los chimpanpuños, dawn, phil y grug , son secuestrados, dawn sigue enojada con eep, pero no quita que, es la única que sabe el idioma de sus captores...no es un idioma lindo, todo se descontrola , phil termina haciendo más desastre por su perfeccionismo, y ahora, lo único que los 3 quieren , es ver a sus seres queridos , antes de ser sacrificados

* la abuela, ugga , hope, guy , thunk, eep y sandi , se unen para salvar a sus maridos e hija , para unirlos , la abuela les cuenta la historia de las hermanas trueno , si , hay 2 hombres, pero la hermanas trueno suena mejor

* el final mucho no cambia ,solo que ahora el permiso de Phil, no es tan innecesario, y que son eep y dawn las que arreglan el problema

* todos terminan viviendo en la granja , con phil y grug aún siendo los bana bros ( y aún hay tención romántica con ellos ), ugga y hope ya están en buenos términos ( también tienen tención romántica, la película original está cargada de esto )

* eep y dawn se mudan...a uno de los cuartos de la granja , eep , dawn y guy aún tiene vibra romántica, pero aún falta que las 2 acepten del todo a guy como algo más que un amigo...PERO LO LOGRAN , y mi ship poliamoroso, aunque sea en mi imaginación, puedo hacerse realidad

Unrelated I started watching Dragons Nine Realms last night because it came on autoplay after Croods and I didn't want to bother looking for something else. And what a spectacularly boring show. The writing and pacing are incredibly bad. Got the sense it was like horse girl stories but for boys. And I enjoy a bland horse girl story but is this what it's like from the outside looking in.

Edit Have since watched all seasons and it definitely got better at season 3. Enough that I'm admittedly hooked though I'll still point out and be irritated by the many problems. I would die for feathers though and I want to watch buzzsaw continue to be a fucking freak

Jen Tortures Herself With Every Dreamworks Animated Movie Ever: The Croods: A New Age

So back when I watched the first entry in The Croods series, I was actually pretty plesantly surprised. But believe it or not, this movie managed to surprise me even more, because not only is it good, its actually, like... really good?? Shocking, I know, so let's get into why I think that.

We rejoin the Croods as they continue on their quest for a new home, eventually crossing paths with the Bettermans, a much more "advanced" family that's just a little more evolved than they are. Initially disliking the chaos the Croods bring to their family and their home, the Bettermans devise a plan to get rid of the cavefamily, while convincing Guy to stay, as his family was friends with the Bettermans and they see him as a perfect match for their daughter, Dawn. From there, well, damn a whole bunch happens, with lots of twists and turns I wasn't expecting as these two incredibly different families buck heads and learn to accept each other.

So yeah, the plot here is pretty solid and very character focused, which is probably why I liked it so much. Like we really do just have so much emphasis on character interactions and dynamics here, with some really great standouts being Dawn and Eep's friendship (they're lesbians, harold) that could have just as easily been a jealous rivalry for Guy, but isn't, the eventual epic bromance between Phil and Grug, Ugga and Hope initially hating each other but eventually coming to terms with each other, Gran just being The Character Ever, and so much more. There's a lot going on here, but there's so much to like about it! I'm impressed!

So yeah, speaking of the characters, I already liked the Croods family in the first movie, but they're even better here. Grug is still the typical overprotective dad trying to keep the family together, but he's way less overbearing about it than he was in the first movie. We also see some good progression in Eep and Guy's relationship, and I think they're a pretty cute and solid couple! The Bettermans are also a lot of fun! Phil and Hope start out as sort of selfish, manipulative jerks who just want the Croods out of their lives, but they go through some pretty solid development and learn to appreciate the Croods and welcome them into their home. Dawn is also a lot of fun, a girl who has spent her life living on the safe side, so of course, she readily takes Eep up on the offer to have some fun the first chance she gets.

The movie doesn't have much in the way of an antagonist, aside from the punch monkeys, which are a pretty funny final act obstacle for the families to overcome. Really though, the conflict here really does center on the friction between the Croods and the Bettermans, and the film does such a great job of developing that friction and naturally bringing both families to a good place with each other.

The humor here is also a lot better than the first movie's. Sure, there's still a handful of grossout jokes here and there, but a lot of the jokes here just come from the characters being themselves (like I said, Gran is a standout for the Crazy Old Lady trope, and also, a total badass in her own right). I think that tends to be my favorite kind of humor with Dreamworks movies, when the jokes lean on these characters reacting to situations in their own unique, humorous way.

The animation has also been stepped up here quite a bit. The character designs look better somehow, and the movement they have to them is very fluid. The film is just bursting with color throughout, with set pieces that are just as creative and pretty to look at as the first film's. The music was pretty average, but I'm fine with that because I was so impressed with everything else.

So yeah, Croods 2. Who could have guessed this was a surprisingly great movie? I certainly didn't, I went into this movie with the barest expectations possible and came out having thoroughly enjoyed it. I earnestly recommend it for anyone who's looking for a fun film with a good story and great characters. It may just surprise you, like it surprised me.

Overall Rating: 8/10

Verdict: LET'S GO LESBIANS LET'S GO

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Having had enough, the Croods decide to leave in the morning, but Guy decides to stay after he and Eep have a falling out. At dinner, tensions rise between the parents as well as Guy and Eep, especially when Dawn's swelling is revealed, culminating in Grug accidentally revealing his and Phil's deal. When Eep takes her back home, Guy, upon finding out, chides her for her recklessness, ending with him insensitively calling her a "cave-girl". Relating this to the solitude she faced in her cave, Eep convinces Dawn to use Chunky to escape the land and jump their wall for a joyride that ends with a bee stinging Dawn and having her hand swell up. Sometime after this, Eep discovers that Dawn has never left the inside of the wall. Meanwhile, Hope angers Ugga by insulting her family's lifestyle and attempts to manipulate her like Phil, but fails, thus leading to Ugga and Grug's decision to leave. Phil eventually takes Grug to his secret man-cave, a sauna-like place behind some waterfalls, where he manipulates him into believing Guy should leave their pack in exchange for Eep staying with her family. Believing that Guy is better off with them they hatch a scheme to get Guy to leave the Croods. Life with the Bettermans becomes degrading for Grug as the Bettermans soon reveal themselves to be technologically advanced, better-mannered, and visibly condescending toward the Croods. The Bettermans welcome the Croods to their giant tree-home as house guests, where they meet their daughter and Guy's old friend, Dawn, who immediately befriends Eep. However, they are soon caught in a net and are released by the owners of the land, a couple called Phil and Hope Betterman, who were best friends with Guy's parents before their deaths and Guy's disappearance. On the other side lays an idyllic paradise-like land rich in agriculture that the Croods quickly become enamored with. As Grug walks off in anger, he soon comes across a giant wall and leads the whole pack to it. This fear intensifies after Guy proposes to Eep that they find their own "tomorrow" without the rest of the Croods. Grug is repeatedly annoyed at Eep and Guy's blossoming romance, fearing they may separate from the rest of the pack. The Croods, along with Guy and their pets Chunky and Douglas, are still searching for a place to settle down, all the while surviving many dangerous creatures along the way. This eventually leads up to events of meeting Eep and her family. He goes on a long journey and meets a young Belt before taking him along for the ride. As they drown in tar, they tell him to find somewhere called "tomorrow". ( August 2022) ( Learn how and when to remove this template message)Ī flashback shows the death of Guy's parents when he was a child. Please help improve it by removing unnecessary details and making it more concise. This article's plot summary may be too long or excessively detailed. The film was also nominated for the Golden Globe Award for Best Animated Feature Film. It grossed over $216 million worldwide against its $65 million budget and received generally positive reviews, with critics calling it "a decent-enough follow-up" and praising the cast. The Croods: A New Age was theatrically released in the United States on November 25, 2020. Due to the COVID-19 pandemic in the United States, much of the final animations were done from the crew's homes. However, the project was revived in 2017 with Crawford replacing Sanders and DiMicco as director. Its development continued through 20 until its cancellation in November 2016 due to the doubts in response to Universal's acquisition of DreamWorks. The film features the returning voices of Nicolas Cage, Emma Stone, Ryan Reynolds, Catherine Keener, Clark Duke, and Cloris Leachman (in her final voice role) alongside new additions to the cast including Peter Dinklage, Leslie Mann, and Kelly Marie Tran.Ī sequel to The Croods was first announced in 2013, with directors DiMicco and Sanders returning to helm the film. The sequel to The Croods (2013) as well as the second film in The Croods franchise, it was directed by Joel Crawford (in his feature directorial debut) with a screenplay by Dan Hageman, Kevin Hageman, Paul Fisher, and Bob Logan from a story by the original directors Kirk DeMicco and Chris Sanders. The Croods: A New Age (also known as The Croods 2) is a 2020 American computer-animated adventure comedy film produced by DreamWorks Animation and distributed by Universal Pictures.

A quickie after enjoying REELTALK's interview with Rani Naamani about animating my guy Phil Betterman. Don't sleep on Croods: A New Age!

Guy acting like a parent who’s scolding the older sibling for something they didn’t do will never not be funny to me

So you’re telling me the croods 2 didn’t end with the bettermens and the croods in a poly relationship??? You’re telling me that’s NOT what happened???? Even though Ugga and Hope held hands multiple times??? And Phil and Grug literally came out of the cave to a love song????? You’re telling me that is not what happened

NEVER FORGET THE ORIGINAL BETTERMAN’S

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Some animation tests of the old version of The Croods 2, these were the proto!Hope, Phil and Dawn Betterman.

I definitely take back my initial complaints about the designs we got for Hope, Phil and Dawn. Whilst the old ones aren't bad, they feel much too Flintstones and overly cartoony to fit in with the universe of the first movie. Still real cool to see these though!

Dawn looks a bit too much like a How to Train Your Dragon character than a Croods one, I think you're late for their next movie.

Character design and development is very fascinating.

Surprise new Croods Family Tree season, blessed with more Phil

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If this is how DreamWorks decides their character designs I have no choice but to stan