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Teaching in Gotham is hard

Teacher: Ok everyone, what do we wear in the summer?

Kindergartener: *raising hand enthusiastically* Snow pants!

Teacher: no dear. It doesn’t snow in the summer, it’s too hot!

Kid: but..It was snowing this summer for like 4 days!

Teacher: *thinking back how Me.Freeze tried to make an everlasting Winter in Gotham last Summer* well.. that was a special situation.

Another kid: *raising their hand* Gas masks!

Teacher: *Joker Gas and Fear Toxin always a threat and keeps a gas mask in her bag* umm that’s not mainly for summer though. You can have gas masks all year round.

Kid 3: oh! My mommy and daddy have gardening gloves and belts with weed killer stuff on it!

Teacher: Good! Lots of people do gardening in the summer! What do your parents grow?

Kid 3: oh they don’t grow anything. It’s for when those plants come alive and take over the city. There are vines and cool flowers all over the house! Mommy doesn’t like them though. So they need to get their tools to get rid of them

Teacher: *under her breath* god damnit Gotham.

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