Scrolling through twitter and was absolutely ACCOSTED by this image

First of all: OUCH!! My heart!!! Second of all: guys did you forget whose ceremony this is? It is not EITHER of yours!!!

John Carlson getting third wheeled at his own ceremony, as is standard for the life of John Carlson

Imagine being the goalie and seeing 6’5” Mantha and 6’6” Protas barreling toward you on a 2 on 1 lmao

I just thought Mantha flubbed the puck I didn’t realize he did that on PURPOSE to fake the dman and get him out of position, oh wow

You’re telling me that even though Nick Jensen returned last game he’s out tonight? Oh boy Carly is gonna have like 45 minutes of ice time

What do I have to do to get carbs to reunite Carly and Marty

I think it should be illegal for the caps to play matinee games actually

I can’t wait for Martin to play 45 minutes tonight

This is awful

Holy SHIT that’s one of the best goals I’ve seen from Backy in a LONG time

This Cholowski-Irwin pairing just ain’t doing it for me

Martin first period ice time update: 7:00 on the dot. This, shockingly, does not lead the team. Schultz has 7:17, which I’m fairly certain he only has because of that late-period power play

I took my brother to the caps game tonight, and he’s not really a hockey person, which led to some pretty entertaining conversations, including this one that happened while we were watching warmups

My brother: Why are they missing the net? There’s no goalie they should make it every time Me: Ok then. Who’s gonna score tonight, based on your assessment of who’s missing the net the least? My brother: Number 72. He’s made it every time! Me: ............ Me: So about that

tom wilson doing what he does best - falling down immediately after scoring a goal

when will dmitry scoar