ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING WAY DAVID KAMPF

IM STILL SHAKING LIKE I CANY BELIEVE THIS DAMIEN IS MY CHAMPION HOLY FUCKIMH SHIT

I GOT INTO THE PROGRAM, IM GOING TO GREECE THIS SUMMER!!!

wait i just realized u like spider man (in ur carrd). PLEASE talk about him i love him too (he is bi trans btw. canonically. in my head. but canonically)

HEHE i love spideyman it is one of my longterm interests since i was like 15 and ur so right he is literally one of THE trans bi guys like transbi was created for peter parker. i think taking a paragon of masculinity and having him be transgender is actually one of the coolest thing you can do like i'm sorry for adding depth... as if it's my fault... also i'm going to be so real i got this ask but all my comic scans are on my laptop and i ended up getting distracted and read all 5 issues of spider-geddon on my phone bc it has one of my FAVOURITE 616 pete designs BUT !!!! LOOK AT HIMMMMMM . literally peak design choice and he's all banged up .. :( the little cast he made himself

and the iconic 👇

what i was going to say is a few years ago i got very into the comics the into the spiderverse movie was based on which is a really fun run ... such a little treatie just for me. also as an aside i love hobie sm too i can't wait to see him in itsv despite the weird way that story might be going i hear... and of course i love miles . hobie :)

DREAM FACE REVEALED TO GEORGE ALREADY ??

yes i need you to do thr thing you just said yes sir

coughing. Spewing blood. Stomach churning. Five missed calls to mom and counting. Chilled to the bone. Starving. Seeing the light. Life flashing before my eyes. Have yet to fiGURIN NY MIM IS GONNA CALL THE OLLICEV?????

dude the end of th holiday event oh my god I FUCKING KNEW IT I CALLED CO-PARENT ROGUEFORT I FUCKING CALLED IT I IIIICAALLEDD ITTTTTT I SAID IT I LITEARLLY HAVE BEEN SAYING IT i actually teared up that ending was so sweet "seeing you liked the gift... it appears my expectations were met. Perhaps I have given you the best gift ever. ♪" THEY PICEKD IT OUT THEMSELF. THEY PICKED IT. OUT. THEMSEELLFFFFF WAAAAAAAA

https://x.com/cerberosva/status/1758169614947619299?s=46&t=vgjKp1wj8IQ9R5FjbTxGVA

it’s giving mommy kink! matt

OH MY FUCKING GOD OH NY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY HDO OH MY HDO GOG MY HOD PH MY GDO GOTCKMT UCPF MYDHOG YOD GFOGANF

CAN'T FUCKING WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE EPISODE HAVE A GREAT FUCKING DAY

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OG MY GOD OF NY HOD OF ME HOSNNOAOSKNEKSOXIJSJSKSKJSJS

HOLY FUCK UPLY SHUT OH NY FUCKING HOD WE DID THAT WE DID IT WE FUCKING DID IT

the worms in my brainnnnsnsnn oh ny hod Girks with dead eyes are so aggressively my type . looking down at u like ur filth/looking up at you like ur scum uhrggggh

Hi y'all I'm still on my break but this is how I'll fond out what?????? I REMEMBER I WAS SAVING UP FOR LEONA BUT JAMIL'S CARD CAME OUT AND IMMEDIATELY DROPPED LEONA OMFG AM I HONNA DO THE SAME FOR VIL?????? NAAHHHHHH OH NY HOD VUL IS SO BEAUTIFUL I CANT FIVKIMG THINK PROPEORLY

I'M SAVING UP FOR LEONA FFS

omg girl ik he isn't actually stupid like a doorstop but like....😍😍😍😍😍😍 HE SO STUPIDITY SEXY IT OK EVEN IF HE WAS A DUMBASS

LIKE HE CAN FUCK ME RAPID FIRE🔥🔥🔥🔥LIKE HE SO HOT AND STRONG HE COULD BEAT MY ASS LIKE POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN!!! MY TOES ARE CURLINGG FOR BAD DADDY GOJO🤤🤤🤤😩😫😫😫😫😫😫😻😻😻😻IM IN LOVEEE WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!🤪😍

TGIS IS THE REALEST ASK I HAVE EVER RECIEVED IN THE MONTH AND A HALF I HAVE HAD THIS ACCOUNT. OH MY HOD I AM (S)CREAMINF 😝 LITWRALLY FROTHUNG AT THE MOUTH HES SO BABYGIRL LIKE HES MY LITTLE PRINCESS IM SO DOWN BAD FOR HIM OH NY DAYS

I DID NOT MEAN TO POST THAY OH NY HOD... JELP NO OME SAW