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myrfing · 2 years

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finale arc I'm assuming spoilers for zone 6 and the preceding duties from between zone 5. MAJOR msq spoilers

z1 / z2 / z3 / z4 / z5

- IM HER LITTLE MOGCHAMP

- also uh. everything before that from the last post to now. I think I pulled too fast and urianger skipped his talk text for moen in the aitiascope but that dungeon....papalymo's appearance made wrecked me in an instant

- i am a little sad that livia and ilberd...I just think they've always been shafted by the narrative a bit. i dunno what to think here to be honest. The Guy was funny as hell though they really did give him that second wind they were considering

- and of course. venat.........................screaming crying my old friend

- BRO DON'T CRY IM GONNA FUCKING CRYY

- I know I should not think this way because it is an insane person way of thinking but I'm a little disappointed I did not get my final moments with hydaelyn alone. WHATEVER it's fine again my "loves the scions but is not attached to the scions" disease rears its head

- aww tataru's shop....ALSO BTW TATARU DESUMMON YOUR CARBUNCLE THAT THING HAS BEEN ACROSS THE REALM

- me having mildly indepth thoughts about emmanellain & him being this expac's little side jester clown.

- biggs wedge the ironworks have done EVERYTHING for me already

- ugh my weakness. tail ribbon. the set is beautiful but a little too frou frou for gourd NONETHELESS I will wear it to the end because when else do I wear AFs. also cute ass pld cape but the armor is a little too weirdly shaped thanks to the stupid fucking au ra proportions

- actually (coughing wheezing) these are a little much

- YSHTOLA TAKE ME WITH YOUUU you're the first person i met in the scions so please ferry me to more worlds. also gravely sorry to a certain urianger liker

- DOES AUTOADVANCE KILL PICK OPTIONS NOOO I DIDN TGET TO ANSWER

- i feel like that sad fucked up spongebob. Okay krile i wont

- graha waking up noises Yea Ok Yeagh OKa

- btw is gourd finally getting to retire from the scions SORRY TO SAY THIS IMMEDIATELY AFTER YOUR HEARTFELT SPEECH BUT I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT GOOD GOD IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG

- alpha and omega....I WILL TELL YOU IF I SEE YOUR STAR and i am absolutely cheered up

- bro we did absolutely vilify and suppress the tribes this was naht earned. but it's nice to see their faiths be protectors and shit for once instead of Monster To Kill

- im fucjing laughiinggg at alphinaud's order to launch. also seeing the ship take off was cool. primal fuel gfuel

- By The Fury

- Uh Oh THancr

- WAIT. DRAGON. OMEGA WERE YOU HERE? THE PATTERSN ON THE FLOOR ALSO?

- this place's ambiance is the embodiment of "looking up at the stars"

- ok now that this is definitely the place IM SO FUCKING CRAYXSYSDABFBAYUFAIFHSAGSIGIUAGISAHGUIAGEGURIOGWG FUCKKK

- oh these dragons...somewhere your kind still yet live my bone husk ghost shell friends

- um. boss you killed a child

- lots of wol ):| face here

- estinien literally exists to give dragons somewhat crude pep talks now

- oh my god is the music being added to with each sacrifice or am i crazy

- i cannot fucking believe they are letting me see pieces of the dead worlds meteion spoke of like I cannot express how absolutely stunning and enthralling this is I did not expect that

- with that in mind I am wicked for using this mount here. sorry about falling in love with the megaweapon that obliterated your world

- also the nihilistic cum dudes are cute.

- urianger you dont mean to tell us you're the most suicidal of us in the group right now and thus. okay

- the heat death of the universe is literally okay my guys just make a sandwich. also i feel like them boiling down yshtola to a seeker of knowledge while not mentioning nor giving her an opportunity to speak aloud how she does everything she does out of love is kind of a shame

- also. this is the only place where gourd looks good in cutscenes LMFAOFOAA. he is looking cute in the dead world!

- OMEGA'S HOME

- YOU'RE TELLING ME I CANT FUCK OMEGA?

- i cant believe it. the sidequest where you try to matchmake 2 omicrons and the explode. i had to delete the pic because of the stupid 10 img limit

- im not expressing this properly but I could pretty much die from the adoration. now we kind of have a voice for omega?

- UGHHH HOW CAN THEY DO THE SAME EXACT SHIT OF "THIS ROBOT IS STARTING TO UNDERSTAND BEAUTY AND LIFE" AND IT STILL GETS ME THE SAME WAY. also the graha parallel between the subject of the tree and him I could fucking keel over

- NOO THE GRAHA TOWER BACK SHOT

- graha. anything for you

- ohhh godd Since i woke the tears wont stop fallign

- graha I love you omega I love you.

- the whole fucking thing of each one of them giving their answers to their deepest despairs with love and hope w/e I get it I'm a cornball and I will forever be one

- "the last one to remain" FUCKKKK it hits so hard for gourd lore and.

- you stupid kids stop worrying about ME he'll be fine you're the ones dissipating into aether

- hades not gonna lie im zoning out you're kind of ruining the moment for my ass

- not that i even hate him & his arc has been very good in ew it's just. dude. sorry

- the flowers ruled however i'm good now. hey guys

- nvm. no they aint get out of here

- OH NOW YOU'RE TALKING TO ME ABOUT ALL THE PLACES I WANT TO GO THAT I'VE LOOKED AT MYSELF AND MARKED OVER ON THE MF MAP YEAH I GET IT GET OUT OF HERE DUDE YOU BLEW UP LIKE HALF THE SHARDS WITH EVEN MORE SHIT I'LL GET YOU

- hold up hythlodaeus im busy being stuck up you cannot drop that l pray we meet again in another life shit on me and make me feel like 8 emotions at once

- also I neglected to say this because I was busy rp walking but the walk sequence eviscerated everything that I am

- UGH GOD NOW IT'S GONNA BE ALL LIKE "omg im travelling just like e-s wanted me to" AUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGH I WAS JUST STARTING TO LIKE HIM

- im glad they said "the future you seek is not the past we loved. That is why we fought. And why I lost" though I dont know that gives me closure about many of the thoughts I had about the ascians in general

- my god. after 5 or some nebulous amount of days I'm here

- im sorry alphinaud i will continue to be judgmental until I die but nor do I think it is exclusive to understanding or connecting to these stories

- YAAAY YSHTOLA VALIDATING ANOTHER OLD THING I KEPT SCREAMING ABOUT WITH HER TALK TEXT

- this dungeon is the coolest fucking thing on earth

- THE NECROSIS DEBUFF IS THE COOLEST SHIT EVER? I KNOW IT'S JUST A DOOM BUT OK HEARTBEATS EXCITE ME

- bro america

- im having my are you fucking kidding me moment in the game where im just astounded laughing

- ok the paradise one is. FOR THEEEEEE RECORD THE WHOLE DUNGEON IS VERY COOL AND ME SAYING THIS DOESNT MEAN A THING ABOUT HOW COOL I THINK IT WAS but i wonder if that's implying...that...the calamities were good for hydaelyn/etheirys because they essentially reset progress lmfao.

- god after I was like I will NEVERRR let graha tank for me because he's my senior cat bones.

- but I love the wol so much. it's stupid

- she hit gourd with her huge balls and now is threatening to give him erectile dysfunction so much so wrong

- oh right zenos LOOOLLL what you got for me dude <- forgot even though I was like that slow clank clank up the steps is totally zenos

- THIS IS SO FUNNYYYYY OKAY....

- oh my god I did NOT expect to 1st pull that but we had other ressers. the whole difference. that is the first time in a long time that i've straight up lost my gcd roll for a protracted time trying to not die in a normal trial

- im gonna cry man the wol is such a warm person.

- "you only need wish to see them again" sort of stuff going in for the 278328392th kill I see

- also I just want to say that like the entire. time. gourd's philosophy had a bit like "if I die someone stronger will grow in my place" and that's FLAWED of course but the whole idea of the. Everything i. <-speachless

- tabbing out at zenos LMFAOAOOAOA

- clever of them to use gamer zenos to pose the 4th wall dancing question

- bro I always wanted to kill you you did not need to spend all that time moping I would have given you exactly what you wanted for my sake

- it is SOOOO funny picking the angry option because gourd would not care about his questions. good god anger gourd

- ok I was about to roll my eyes because the fight was boring and slow on sch and I was like omfg do we have to chew through 5+ lives of this but the dropping the weapons and just beating each other to death is absolutely one of the best things to have ever come out of this whole narrative thread. also gourd you can heal yourself wtf

- gourd looks like the knife cat when he's sheepish. hi scions love you a lot please don't look at me

- i like to think the people back on hydaelyn/etheriys (IM STILL GOING TO CALL IT HYDAELYN WTF) were just bbqing waiting for everyone's return

- im going to miss you so much hydaelyn wtf. i'm forever hers

- YES GOURD SCIONLESS SORRY THIS SOUNDS HEARTLESS AFTER ALL THAT BUT FINALLY

- ephemie's continuing her travels ougfhhh!! and the roe sibs are going home for a bit...AUGHH F'LHAMINN I WILL. i miss minfilia i really wish we got to be better friends with her and that she could have been there at the end

- ALIANNE AND ISILDAURE I CANT EVEN SAY HOW GLAD I AM THEY MADE IT TO THE END THEYRE THE OG GRANPDA AND GRANDAUGHTER DUO and they're going to the hot springs with homei this rules

- riol come adventure with me a while he ha. and v'mah where is that hyur boy of yours. also im kind of disappointed for real arenvald isnt here i know role quests but that doesnt mean he couldnt have. w/e he's my favorite scion

- AENOR LMFAOOOOOOOOO NOT TO BE VULGAR BUT THAT'S WHAT [redacted]

- hoary and coultenet...will you both b off to corvos. take me with you

- ohhhhh <- emotional

- OK SO THATS WHERE THE BALDESION THING WAS GOING GL GRAHA KRILE! i wish to join you for that, too

- graha I will ALWAYS ALWAYS want you with me

- obviously i dont get to decide this but the twins do not need to feel guilt over what happened. and i mean it is natural to but the whole shit is like. man

- went into the solar for the last time....argh okay. im already missing it

- YES YES YES YES YES ARGOS AND VENAT MINION ALL I WANTED

- ELDIIB

#6.0 spoilers #endwalker spoilers #double tagging just in case lol

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memorys-skyscraper · 2 years

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Endwalker day twoooooo

AYMERIC im love youuuuuu, omg papa Gaius too? everybody’s showing up all of a sudden

LOOK at this fucking crew omg, BRD, WHM, SCH, WAR, BLM, MNK, DRG and MCH job tutors??? the pirate dudes???? Lyse & Pipin???? LUCIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is the BEST

I fuckin LOVE this pirate guy and his voice, omfg not Emmanellain lmaoooooooo he’s too much

OH MY GOD LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO THE STEPPE CREW FUCK YESSSS SADU AND MAGNAI omg poor Cirina “Sadu pls don’t kill them”

LMAO YSHTOLA “not to put too fine a point on it, but I wouldn’t be caught dead in that” queen

TATARUUUUUU YESSSSSS COME HANG OUT IN SHARLAYAN, also omg “while I’m confident you won’t go collapsing again (because a certain someone who shall remain nameless isn’t in a position to transport your souls to another world)” drag him Tataru

“several cutscenes will play in sequence” this is what I like to HEAR let’s go

oh my god of course they put Graha in the fucking rebel coat, I literally almost put it on too, thank god I didn’t, also love that Urianger gets his post-HW outfit again. wait hold up where do I get that jacket Thancred has on, gimme, I want it

(also why does Thancred talk so quietly this expansion, is this like a consequence of covid where his VA was recording from home so he had to be quiet or is this just a choice)

ah shit here we go again, playing as Thancred, god I wish I could move his skills around, also I love these little portraits next to the dialogue in this, also also where do I get Yshtola’s coat too

oh hey there’s a new animation for drawing your weapon in a cutscene, for DRK at least (I tend to do these solo duties on DRK bc I look dumb as hell running around with my SMN book lmao)

also since when is Pipin a DRK???? is it literally bc Raubahn gave him his sword but Raubahn is so fucking big that Pipin has to use it as a greatsword LMAO

also love that Sadu and Cirina are dating now

Emet really gassing himself up in this little narration for entering Garlemald, we get it bud, you’re super fucking smart, why are you even still talking you’re fucking dead

boy it’s fuckin grim in Garlemald, huh. real fuckin bummer here. this lil moment with the twins is too much

LOL the WHM kid being like “jesus CHRIST get over yourselves” and aero’ing everybody

fucking hell, under the chin?? they really cranked up the blood on this one

pirate boy and Emmanellain new brotp

since when can Ascians just snatch people up?? why don’t they do that more often??

FUCKING LMAOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS THISSSSSSSSSSSSS KIDNAPPED TO DINNER WITH ZENOS WITH FANDANIEL BUTER????? I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE I AM LOSING IT

“Ah. Exposition is in order.” wonderful thank you fandango please exposit

Zenos just fuckin munchin away down there, minding his own business. LMAO FANDANGO “finish your dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

oh my FUCKING god no we aren’t. NO WE AREN’T!!!! NO WE ARE NOT SWAPPING BODIES AND DUKING IT OUT!!!!!!!

this solo duty is fucking NUTS, I cannot believe this shit is happening. GRAHA NO, ALISAIE NO, PLEASE, STOP, ITS NOT ME, YSHTOLA CANT YOU SEE THATS NOT MY SOUL!!!!! YES QUEEN HELP!!!!!!!!!! ITS NOT ME!!!!!!!!!! TRUST YOUR OWN JUDGEMENT GIRL!!!!!!!!!!

fucking SHIT if they had me ME kill Graha and/or Alisaie I would have lost my fucking mind

well, we made it. the fuckin moon. here we are. loving all the nice piano music this expansion

im sorry? excuse me? sparkling dog?

I FOUND THE MOON CACTUARS, they are horrifying, I both hate and love them

Hythlodaeus!!!!!!!!!! my new old friend!!!!!!!! I love him sm

“a slave to sentiment, even after an eternity” yeah that’s Emet “In you I choose to believe, as Emet-Selch did” not this...................

FLYING DOG FLYING DOG FLYING DOG, ZENOS LOOK AT MY FLYING DOG

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe we shouldn’t’ve killed Elidibus, maybe Zodiark like, needed a brain. can we just pop back over to the first and get him out of the crystal tower real quick?

LMAOOO FANDANIEL “hold on ONE sec, can I just become Zodiark rq? thanks bye!!!!!!!!”

now hold up who was that? me? pre-sundering me? idfk, anyway this fight is happening way earlier than I thought which is GREAT news bc it means utterly wild shit is going to happen to keep this plot rolling, bc just based on this being lv 83 there’s 70% of the expansion left (at least I hope so)

GOD that trial was so FUCKING fun omg, I’m so excited for EX, it’s genuinely so fun to go into these trials with nobody knowing shit but all of us hyped as fuck and wiping and all being like “holy shit this kicks ass!!!! we all just died!!!! fuck yeah!!!!!”

anyway uhhhhhhhhhhh I done goofed??????? LMAO Zenos what the FUCK do you want, this is becoming ridiculous, my catboy looks so fucking over his bullshit lmao

this man is so fucking single-minded, he literally thinks of nothing else but figuring out how to fight me. like. just come with me. come hang out. it’s fine. we can be, like, actual friends. let’s go get dinner without Fandaniel. tbh I just want Zenos as a trust

THE BUNS!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY’RE SO CUTE!!!!! thancred looks like he’s gonna have a fucking stroke lmao, you okay my guy

oh im serving looks in these outfits from the bunnies, eorzea’s next top model has arrived. just kidding Urianger is the top model, yes king strike that pose

alright calling it there, I’ve slept about 4 of the past 42 hours lmao

#ff14 liveblogging #ffxiv #ffxiv spoilers #endwalker #endwalker spoilers

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hag-darling · 2 years

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Endwalker finale spoilers under the cut (on mobile so hopefully it works lol, will tag just in case either way)

My reactions to everyone else as I wake up after me n Zenos beat the shit out of each other, might be out of order bc my brain is fried after playing all weekend

Alphie: aw bb don't cry it's all right also ty for aliving me

Yshtola: mom is scolding me :(

Thancred: dad is scolding me :(

Graha: I am going to kiss you oh so tenderly I swear to God you adorable little man

Estinien: fingerguns

Urianger: yeah I'm okay my man all good :) love you :)

Alisaie: LET ME HUG YOU. LET ME HUG YOU!!!

#bachuqq blabs #ffxiv blabbing #endwalker spoilers #ffxiv endwalker

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vyrerus · 5 years

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Shadowbringers Hot Takes - Inspired by Bioandrunaway

So, here I am at work again instead of playing Shadowbringers ugh. I have completed the main story, and since I can’t stop listening to the music/craving the game, I figured I’d write my version of @bioandrunaway thing she’s been doin’ with reacting to each part of the expansion that stands out. Spoilers under the cut, this post will only go as far as the events of Northern Kholusia i.e. up the level 79 dungeon/trial.

Oh we’re gonna explore the trench near the Syrcus Tower huh. Ok Tataru.

Damn my wild curiosity. Only an honest death will cure me now!

Bye Tataru! Guess you don’t get to table top striptease Elezen boys this expansion o/

This expansion is going to kick me in the teeth several times with Haurchefant references, isn’t it?

Hey, why did I reach out for that dude’s crystal? I hate that guy. I kicked his ass so hard like 3 years ago.

Huh everything here is purple, and of course, the first inhabitant of this place I meet is a drunk wanderer. Haven’t had a Dark Night in 100 years? Well, I’m on Dark Knight right now, I think I’ve got you covered.

I didn’t have him covered. ALSO STEP OFF SYPHA, GO BACK TO CASTLEVANIA YOU STUPID HAWTIE!

Crystal Exarch huh? Dude, I recognize your lips. I RECOGNIZE YOUR FUCKING LIPS! It’s just fucking G’raha Tia, and I swear to god if I’m wrong about this, then who the fuck has identical lips to his semi unique ass MIqote face.

Crystarium is nice... except for the map being almost Yuhtunga Jungle levels of shit tier.

Also does the Crystal Exarch have a crystal dick? Asking for science.

Gotta meet the twins first huh? *immediately b-line for Alisae* What? What?! She’s best waifu!

I guess your sidequest was interesting too Alphinaud. I bet I fight that fat fuck for the 77 or 79 dungeon or some shit. Definitely seems like the antagonist for this world.

Soylent Meol is made of people, calling it now.

I’m going to have to kill the jester bitches, aren’t I?

Mrs. Chai is so pure. I guess that’s good fat people rep? I wonder if Mr. Chai was mad that Alphinaud drew her fat as she was.

Alphinaud really could make a living as an artist.

Kholusia seems really down trodden. I also keep calling it Felusia like from Star Wars, despite Felusia from Star Wars being more akin to Il Mheg. i hope the mysterious northern half makes up for the lackluster south half.

Got the twins, now we gotta save some town huh?

First dungeon is DOPE! First two bosses were Sin Eaters from Alibae’s quest. Sorry Tesleen :( FINAL BOSS IS AWESOME SHB BOSS MUSIC IS AWESOME! Also I miss convalesence and awareness.

Sypha(Lyna) told me that I took a shower in the light. Guess I know what’s on her mind we she’s staring at me with her big bunny eyes.

Night time now, all the people are in wonder. Most of them have never seen the night sky.

Eulmore ANGREEEEEEEEEE

Crystal Dicksarch has balls of crystal.

Oh hi again Ardbert. You gonna act like we’re chums now, despite trying to split my face in half with your axe on several occasions?

Oh no, Eulmore kidnapped... Minfilia?

There have been like a dozen Minfilias? What?!

Ooh, I’m a tower guard now. Finally, I can be as majestic as the tower guards from Dragon Age 1 who help you slay the Ogre at the top of the tower.

Eulmorons are chump change. Wait, who’s this discount Mulan extra? Wait, I had 90k HP and was kicking his ass, he couldn’t touch me... and I still have 40k HP left, and I’m regening 9k HP a tic, how is this even close to over old man?

Thanks Thancred, this sure is reminiscent of that time when you saved me in Heavensward from Ardbert.

Crystal Dicksarch just cock slapped Ran Jit, and Ran Jit didn’t much care for that.

IL MHEG! YEEHAW! SO PRETTY SO MUCH HARP IN THE MUSIC OMG, ALIBAE I’M SORRY BUT URIANGER PICKED THE PERFECT PLACE TO LIVE! I WANT TO MOVE IN WITH HIM!

Toad in a tux. Always take your time on the bridge crossing, there’s no need to sprint.

Heh they tried to drown me, unaware of my ability to not need air underwater.

Dog Fae spirit people. Neat!

Gotta get the last magic mcguffin from a big fat ass Amaro who just so happens to be Ardbert’s old mount. He says our souls look the same. I’m sure that won’t come up again and is hinting on nothing strongly.

Titania boss fight is one half beauty, on half nightmare.

Feo Ul is the new Titania, and she is a boss bitch! Gonna show those Eulmorons why it was a bad idea to come to Urianger’s neck of the woods.

You are Emet Selch huh? This point probably happened earlier, but it’s all jumbled for me now. Anyway, Emet, honey, baby, doll, tell me something I don’t know, ok?

Oh he likes to chat between CSes, neat.

We’re off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of Raktika!

Yshtola, what the fuck? Oh, I’ll have to forgive you, because of course you can’t be wrong. Whatever. I wonder how much life she’s got left to live, what with Matoya telling us her life was shorter for her forbidden magic use.

An Emet said, “Fuck this shit I’m out.”

Dark Cult #1 seems pretty nice

Dark Cult #2 is not as nice.

Ronka rhymes with Tonka. I DEMAND A RONKA TRUCK

Eulmorons back at it again. I’m pretty sure if they’d just let me kill Ran Jit now, it would save us a whole load of trouble, but alas, it’s not in this juncture of the script.

Murals! Were they painted by Bob Ross?

Yshtola go down the hole

Ran Jit go down the hole

Wouldn’t it have been kinda funny if Emet Selch gave her Ascian robes instead of the ones she had been wearing? I totally see him as the type to dig on others’ fashion choices. Also how much shorter is her life now?

Qitana Rivel is a fun dungeon. Bardam’s Mettle was better though, but hey most of the armor outta the rivel seems glammable!

See, nothing bad’s gonna happy Yshtola, you dummy! (of course, something bad is gonna happen. They have yet to let Yshtola be wrong about something)

Ok, two lightwarden’s left, but where oh where could they be? Guess we better rule out the obvious one that is Vauthry. Couldn’t possibly be him right? Guy who uses Soul Eaters for pillows, and enslaves the minds of others. I mean, we could save ourselves a lotta hassle if we just take military action to Eulmore... but alas, it’s not at this juncture of the script either!

TO THE DESERT! WE GOTTA GET “MINFILIA” Minfilia’s powers!

Oh we’ll have to go on the west side huh? Ok.

So uh, why go to all this trouble the ride the trolley? Why not just follow the track and blow the gate open? Ah well, guess we gotta beat up and then befriend some plucky miner fellows and bring hope back to the land while we’re at it.

Oh this was all so they could reference Minerfilia. Oh and so we could bore Emet Selch. That’s ok, he’s dicks out for the Crystal Dicksarch anyway.

Jesus Christ, I think I’ve been fighting Discount Shan Yu for almost as long as the A3S fight was back in Gordias Savage. Aaaaaand... he’s still not dead.

Thancred, if you die, I will use a phoenix down on you, just so I can kill you again.

“Minorfilia” got Minerfilia’s undefined powers, but now her eyes are grey and her hair is red! AND THEY EVEN GAVE HER A NEW NAME! Ryne it is then, you precious cinnabon.

She can now see Sin Eaters and Lightwarden aether, neat. Oh it’s underground huh? In the mine that was mentioned earlier huh. OK!

Heh I haven’t seen this mechanic since Alexander Prime. THe Heavensward references are out in the sun!

Oooh that’s a spicy meatball, and I’ve got GERD at this point yuck. Yshtola be like, I TOLD YA, DIDN’T I TELL YA? But it’s ok, just hang on, Urianger said he had something up his sleeve.

Finally we’re taking the fight to Eulmore!

Huh all the people are attacking us in the name of Vauthry and they’re moving like zombies. Well, no big deal if we do kill them, but I guess we gotta be goodie goodies.

Oh, would you look at that, Meol is made of mutated people. WITH GOT CITAN UZUKI’D IN SOYLENT GREEN REFERENCE

And finally, Ran Jit is... incapacitated? is he actually dead? I hope so. I’ll have to come back and find out later I suppose.

Vauthry appears to be a stress eater, but oh hey, there it is. He’s also a Soul Eater.

More Talos shenanigans. BOOM ELEVATOR!

We did all that and there was a secret town up here with a secret tunnel to and from the bottom all along. Well, at least we rallied the Eulmorons out of their indolence.

LALI HO! Do female dwarves have beards? In some of the CSes with Ardbert, I’m pretty sure their WHM looked Dwarven and had a beard...

Dude the Crystal Dicksarch can cover and cast flare while wielding a WHM cane. What a fucking bad ass, why does he even need me?

“This idea is absurd, it’d take all of the people of Norvarandt just to have a chance of pulling it off!” WoL and crew respond by getting everyon ein Norvarandt. “Well uhh, shit I guess we’ll give it a go. Damn. Who the fuck are you people?” I’m with you on this one Mr. Chai. Who the fuck am I? ALPHINAUD AND ASSISTANTS MOTHALOVAH!

BEEG YOSHI

Bad ass dungeon! Cool ass bosses!

Eww I have to fight Vauthry now. Eww.

Dick move Emet, DIck Move.

#FFXIV #Shadowbringers #Spoilers under the cut #you were warned!

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sparklingichigo · 3 years

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Drama Intensifies

Part 7

Meanwhile, Haruka does a ritual to get back to her birthland, summoning the Crystal God specifically. By summoning God Gabrant they can go to Haruka's birthland which is Castle Deist.

God Gabrant: What have you summoned me for, princess?

Haruka: I need to go to return to my birthland soon, my current location will have a war soon and I might need help from everyone there.

God Gabrant: I see, and who's this [eyes Simeon]

Simeon: ... I-

Haruka: He's one of the angels here but he wants to accompany me in case something happens. I'll just disguise him as a friend of mine.

God Gabrant: I see...that makes sense. I'll start the portal soon and you'll be there without you know it!

Haruka instantly holds Simeon's hand so he won't get lost and enters the crystal-like portal. Around 20 minutes, they finally landed in Castle of Deist because there's a lot of other portals and it's a really long journey.

Simeon: Whoa! There are lots of realms here!

Haruka: It is, but we're landing there!

The two finally land on an empty land with grass. Simeon is of course confused because it's a new realm for him.

Haruka: Lead the way, Gabran!

Gabrant finally leads them to the castle, they have to go through every obstacle there is. Examples, the scorching hot sun, a long way full of long grass, hills and mountains, and many other things like monsters. :) Haha rip.

Simeon: W-wait are we even in the right place? Are you sure this is your birthland?

Haruka: Yeah, we can trust Gabrant! Oh by the way Gabrant, can I ask you a favor?

God Gabrant: Of course! What do you need?

Haruka: Can you please change Simeon's appearance so he can adjust to this place?

God Gabrant: Hmmm I can disguise him as a white mage.

With that, Simeon transforms into a white mage, a grey outfit, and a staff to complete the look.

Simeon: Oh, this is a new look!

Haruka: Well, you have to be disguised so you won't be suspected, people here are quite cautious with intruders...

Simeon: True.

God Gabrant: Well I have to go soon if you have any help just call me.

Haruka: Okay!

Just like that, Gabrant disappears while Haruka and Simeon continue on their journey back to their destination. As they were walking, Simeon starts asking Haruka about her weaponry since they're in a very dangerous place.

Simeon: Hey, Haruka, where's your weapon? Magic by chance?

Haruka: Oh well, I can summon my weapon automatically when there are monsters around!

Simeon: Ah, alright then^^

Speak of the devil, monsters just appear out of nowhere, probably to attack them since they are intruders, also because Haruka is a royal. So a battle has started between them. Haruka's weapon instantly comes out which is a sword made out of gold, luckily it was powerful enough to defeat those monsters. Simeon is still adjusting to his disguise, so yeah, good luck Simeon.

Simeon: Wait what do I do?! What do I do with this staff?!

Haruka: I- Okay- [teaches him while still fighting the monsters]

Simeon: Ooooh verbal magic! That's cool!

After a few trials, Simeon can finally use the staff properly and somehow can combine elements, he just found out, he has no idea how it happened.

Simeon: o-o how did that happen-

Haruka: Whatever that is, it's working!

Monster: [growls in anger and attacks them again]

Simeon: Oh no-;-; [trying to defend them from the monsters]

Haruka: Use the magnet magic! Magnega!!

Simeon: O-Okay! [doing exactly that]

As soon as Simeon uses that magic, the monster Simeon is dealing with got sucked in and disappear in just seconds. After that, the two of them went on with their journey. Because it's so long, Haruka ends up calling a creature named Chocobo, a horse-sized chicken that can take them on long journeys. Simeon of course is shocked by the size of the Chocobo.

Simeon: o.o that's a large chicken!

Haruka: Well yeah^^ We can also use them in battle!

Simeon: Really? :o

Haruka: Yeah, come on! Get on!

Simeon: O-okay- [gets on the Chocobo and well the Chocobo panics because it doesn't know who Simeon is-]

Simeon: W-why is it panicking?! What do I do?!

Haruka: Chocobo, stay calm! It's fine! He's just a friend of mine, he's with me!

Chocobo: [confused chicken noises]

Simeon: Yeah....I'm her- DONT DROP ME!!

Haruka: [facepalms]

After more calming down the chicken and Simeon finally getting on them successfully, the two finally arrive at the castle's gate. It was a beautiful castle with a big wall surrounding it and a bridge to reach the entrance.

Haruka: DAAAAAD I'M HOOOOOMMMEEEE!!!

Simeon: ....

Guard 1 : [looks at the noise] Your Highness! You're home!

Guard 2: ....who is this? [looks at Simeon in suspicion]

Simeon: .... [gives them a polite nod]

Haruka: He's a friend of mine, I met him on one of my journeys!

Guard 1: I see, I'll inform the King and Queen! OPEN THE GATES!!!

Guard 2 : [opening the gates]

The two finally enter the castle to meet the King and Queen with Guard 1 as their guide. As they go to the castle, the people around them suddenly surround Haruka despite the guards telling them not to.

Guard 1: Your highness, you shouldn't-

Haruka: Are you new?! I'm usually allowed to meet my people!

Child: Your highness! I miss you a lot! [crying out of happiness] Here's a welcome back gift from me! [shows a freshly picked flower]

Haruka: Aww thank you! That's so sweet of you! [accepts the flower] here's one for you, Simeon^^ [gives one to him]

Simeon: Thank you^^

Woman: Ooh! That's a really handsome companion you have! Who is he? How did you meet him? Is there something going on between you two?

Guard 3 : [comes out of the castle to stop them] She'll be answering those questions soon^^ For now they have to meet the King and Queen.

Finally, the two of them enter the castle, the Chocobos are now put in their cage by the guards, and Haruka with Simeon enters the throne room to meet the King and Queen. Of course, Simeon gives a bow to the King and Queen because of politeness meanwhile Haruka is just standing there.

Haruka: Sup, Dad.

Assistant: [looks up in shock]

Haruka: I mean, greetings father^^ [does a courtesy]

King: Where did you go?! Who taught you such a lowly language?!

Haruka: [laughs nervously] hehe...

Queen: It's fine, my love. It's not a big deal. Welcome home, sweetheart.

Haruka: Mother^^

Haruka: Oh by the way... I need to meet some of our finest knights around so a strategy discussion.

King: .... So sudden? What happened?

Haruka: There's an attack in my friends' land and I want to help them.

King: A friend.... is this one of them? [eyes Simeon]. Young man, please introduce yourself!

Simeon: O-of course, your majesty! My name's Simeon and I'm from the celestial realm, I met her on one of her journeys to the Celestial realm.

King: I see.... so this "celestial realm" is under an attack?

Simeon: It is, your majesty. There will be an attack against all three realms, the celestial realm, devildom, and earth.

King: Oh? A country with three cities. Interesting...

As the King and Simeon are discussing what's happening, Haruka decides to go to the meeting room to call all her friends who are knights and discussing about the problem she's facing.

King: Alright, you may go. I'm sure to provide as much help as possible.

Simeon: Thank you so much, your majesty. [bows down and goes to the meeting room]

As soon as Simeon enters the meeting room he's shocked by the sudden appearance of the meeting room, but lowkey impressed.

Warrior of Light: Greetings. ^^

Simeon: o-o

Haruka: Simeon, are you okay?

Simeon: .... who are they and how did they get here?

Haruka: They're my friends and I use hologram magic so we can talk.

Simeon: I see... [pokes the hologram out of curiosity]

Cloud: ... Wtf- [dodges it]

Simeon: Aaa I'm sorry;-; I don't mean to do that-

Haruka: ....Simeon, there's an empty chair. You can sit there.

Simeon: Oh, right! [sits on that empty chair]

So the discussion begins and they all finally agree to help her and Simeon against this battle. But because of Gabrant's disappearance and won't be appearing for a while, they need to stay there for a while.

Zidane: By the way, how did you meet this guy? [points at Simeon]

Haruka: It's a long story^^

Zidane: Oh come on! Tell us!

Bartz: Yeah, come on! Tell us!

Haruka: [sigh] Oh alright...

Haruka ends up telling them about how she meet Simeon while Simeon is a blushing mess because Haruka even tells them about the engagement.

Noctis: An engagement I see, interesting^^

Haruka: Yeah, he even proposed to me by a fountain! It's so romantic!!

Onion Knight: Cloud, you okay?

Cloud: [wents offline lmao]

Noctis: A sulky one as always^^

Zidane: This tea is hot though, go on, Crystalia!

Tina: [sips tea] It seems to me that he's jealous^^

Cloud: [wents back online] I'm not! Shut it!

Tina: Really? Prove it :))

Warrior of Light: [sigh in I'm too old for this]

Onion Knight: Anyways, just continue! What else?!

Haruka: There's also a kid in his house, his name is Luke I believe...

Cloud: You're engaged to a widower?!

Noctis: :(( Hey! Don't judge them!

Simeon: What do you mean by that?

Cloud: I mean, you have a kid and you're single :))

Simeon: I am certain that I haven't been married yet!

Cloud: An adopted child, unfertile perhaps?

Simeon, internally: Lord give me strength-

Shantoto: [facepalms] youngsters these days [shakes her head]

Warrior of Light: If you two gonna fight, I suggest doing it outside or maybe later when we actually meet- ^^ [angry smile]

Yuna: But sir, we're holograms-

Cloud: Well I'm certainly going to that castle right now-

Haruka: Wait, wait, wait! No! Why don't you just focus all that anger on our battle? Isn't that a good idea?

Cloud:...

Cecil: Hey that's actually a good idea!

Yshtola: Or you two can just settle this in the most civil way so we can actually work together!

Vahn and Noctis: [eats snacks in the background as they watch Simeon and Cloud keeps on arguing]

Warrior of Light: ....please eat properly. You are a noble kind!

Noctis: [casually eats near the mic]

Vahn: [ends up laughing because it's funny]

Shantoto: [sigh] Youngsters these days! Your highness, are you sure we want to invite these kids to our battle?

Haruka: Luke is also in battle I believe, so it's alright, Ma'am^^

Shantoto: [cringes because this is not how noble people usually act]

Warrior of Light: Well since we're done with the discussion. I suggest ending this meeting right now, Princess Elevia. [said this in annoyance]

As soon as he said that, the room went silent, even Cloud and the teen nobles. But suddenly they hear a tea slurping.

Tina: What? I'm thirsty and this mic is literally in front of me!

Haruka: Alright then^^ that's all for today. See you guys in the next meeting!

Just like that, everyone goes offline and this leaves Simeon and Haruka in that room. Simeon of course is still a little agitated with how Cloud treats him.

Haruka: Hey Simeon, wanna go on a tour?

Simeon: Sure^^

#obeymefanfic #obeyme #roleplaybased

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