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Dogstomp #2880 - November 25th
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In the evenings, Jimmy would often see Scar on top of the train, writing in a small notebook and watching the sun set. As Scar’s friend, Jimmy was happy to see Scar relaxing after a day of hard work. As the sheriff, however, he needed to know what Scar was up to, because he was nosy. And because he had to know if Scar was breaking any laws, of course!
“Hello Scar!” Jimmy landed neatly in front of Scar, who gasped in surprise and put a hand to his heart.
“Jimmy, you can not sneak up on a man like that!”
“Sorry, sorry.” Jimmy quickly said.
“It’s fine, it’s fine. Oh, I should greet you with more respect- howdy, sheriff! Care to sit with me?” Scar tapped his pen at the roof of the train, and Jimmy was quick to make himself comfortable, sitting cross-legged next to Scar.
“Scar, I was wondering what you do with that notebook each evening.” Jimmy said. “I always see you writing in it, and of course, as the law, I am curious, I mean entitled to know if it is against the law. You know I can not stand for any lawbreaking.”
“Oh, naturally.” Scar said, chuckling. “Well, they say that practice makes perfect, and of course I strive for perfection- I mean have you seen my abs?”
“Yes, I’ve seen you sunbathing once a week in the middle of the desert.” Jimmy sighed.
“Anyway.” Scar continued. “I use this journal to practice my signature, as it needs to be as perfect as me.”
Jimmy had to admit, he hadn’t expected that answer. “Your signature?” He asked. “Do you have a lot of important documents to sign or something?”
“Oh, Jimmy.” Scar chuckled. “Every paper I sign is important. My autograph is worth it’s weight in diamonds, my friend. But you know that, of course.”
Jimmy scratched his head. “I’m afraid I don’t, Scar. Why would people want your autograph?”
Scar gasped in offense and clutched the notebook to his chest. “Don’t tell me you have never heard of HotGuy! It’s a classic film, everyone loved it!”
Jimmy racked his brain. “Hmm, no, I’m afraid not. What is HotGuy? You know, I think Scott would love it though, sounds like his kind of thing.”
“Me! It’s me!” Scar exclaimed. “I’m HotGuy! I was- I am famous, loved by all. Everyone wants my autograph! Well, no one here, because clearly you have no film culture, and none of the Hermits will take them unless I trick them into taking a paper but I know I am loved and adored!”
“Im sure of it.” Jimmy said, patting Scar on the back, since the man seemed close to tears.
“I had- have adoring fans. I couldn’t keep up with all the autographs people wanted me to sign for them, and of course there were the calendars.”
“The calendars?” Jimmy asked.
“I reprint them every year, they’re a staple of the HotGuy brand.” Scar seemed to perk up a little at the mention of the calendars, and pulled a folded stack of glossy paper out of his pocket. “Here, you can have your very own. I’ll even sign it.” He scrawled a loopy, dramatic autograph, and handed it over with a flourish.
Jimmy flipped through a few pages and had to clench his teeth to keep his mouth from falling open. “Great calendar, Scar.” He said weakly, making a mental note to give the calendar to Scott the second the hermits left.
“See, now you know, Trouble Town is in safe hands as long as HotGuy is around.” Scar said, snapping and pointing at Jimmy. He then attempted to shoot a skeleton and missed.
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Credit: Jeff Crespi
[November 25, 2022]
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Today's Card Is: Milotic
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November 25, 2022
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329/365 👣
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so because i bought lost metal in hardback i thought i’d get the others in it as well cause i just have the mass market paperback and then i can gift those to ashley—and i have them marked/underlined and i know she’d like that
and the freaking era 1 hardbacks are so beautiful!!! i had only previously seen them on audible. and they are my favorite just like the old fantasy type covers idk anyway i’m excited. i only bought the one for now but i just love it
it’s even prettier in person tbh especially since i’ve only seen it on a screen before
#2022 dayss#mistborn#november 25 2022#also part of the reason is cause i saw other people’s shelves#with the hardcovers#and i just really loved the detail on the top and bottom of the books#the lines on the top and bottom of the mistborn books#it just hits right#itsa very nice
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Shhh 🤫 guys look! Lan Zhan is playing pokemon with Zuk! 🥺❤️ - Wuxian
#mini life in a large world#wangxian#wuxian's takeover#from twitter#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#lan wangji#lan zhan#wei wuxian#wei ying#photography#minidolls#wisedawn13#november 25 2022
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There's nothing to fix this. Not anything at all. I wish that I could, but I think I'm more helpless than you.
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Almighty: Can someone tell me why Im getting these random messages 🤣 and why people stay anonymous
Me: They're probably shout outs, a commonly used feature of this site/app.
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Diamonds Aren’t a Girl’s Best Friend When They Take Her Finger Off
Nothing has ever felt so unfair.
How am I expected to act like me
When you make me feel so different?
I can’t go around acting like a peasant
When I’m really a princess.
Why is this so hard?
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November 25, 2022
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It wasn’t that Etho was scared of the fort he’d heard was ruled by fairies. He didn’t do “scared”, went against the cool, collected vibes he tried to exude at all times. But, breaking into the fort and finding four beings, all still bristled from Skizz’s failed enchanting table heist, was rather intimidating.
Lizzie was their leader, that much was obvious. The other three, Ren, Cleo, and BigB all gathered behind her, leaned in like she was a magnet and they were the metal pulled into her sides. As soon as Etho emerged fully into the clearing, Ren came forward at once, going on and on about a break in (what? him? never.), while BigB went over to the entrance, sword out, and Cleo stayed lurking behind Lizzie.
“Stand down, Ren.” Lizzie said, and Ren backed off at once, resuming his post on some logs. “What is your business here, Ethoslab?”
“I came to see if the legends were true about the fort of fairies, and it seems to be. You have the enchanting table.” Etho said, taking a few cautious steps forward. The table was on a small stone platform, like it was being served on a platter.
“Oh, and I’m sure this visit is completely unrelated and coincidental from the visit we just had from your friend, Skizzleman.” Cleo said waspishly.
“Who?” Etho asked.
“Guys, I think Skizz and Bdubs are conversing over on the other side of the river.” BigB said, spyglass out. Lizzie sighed, seeming stressed.
“So, just curious, who’s the big bad guard dog here?” Etho asked, eyes flicking to Ren, then landing on Cleo. Cleo tilted her head at him, taking a step closer to Lizzie and cycling through an arsenal of weapons.
“Me, of course. I will protect the shadow queen with my life, as she so gave me one of her own.” Ren said in his usual dramatic fashion.
“Of course, Ren.” Etho replied, turning his gaze back to the dog. “Big and strong, you are. Went from a king to a knight. It’s noble, almost. Wouldn't you agree, Lizzie?”
He took a step towards the girl with the pink hair, only to be bodily pushed back by Ren. Cleo, on the other hand, reached for Lizzie, pulling her hand away when she saw Etho watching her through Ren’s fur.
“Down, Ren. He’s only teasing.” Lizzie said, uncertainty in her voice.
“So, you’re her knight, Ren. Makes sense. So, Cleo, what skin do you have in the game then, huh?” Etho asked, tilting his head at her. “Kind of odd, a fairy teaming up with a rotting corpse.”
“You keep this word nonsense up, and you’ll be a real rotting corpse.” Cleo replied, but Etho knew she was shaken too. Thats what Etho was good at, that’s what he did. Plant those seeds of doubt, ask Cleo why she is so dedicated to a facade of a queen. And speaking of planting seeds…
“Well, I think my cue to leave came and went, so I’ll be going now. BigB, could I chat to you for a moment?” Etho asked, passing out the front gate.
“Uh, yeah, sure.” BigB said uncertainly, glancing back at Cleo, who shrugged at him. Etho kept spinning the web, connecting the people and relationships together in his mind. Cleo and Lizzie… and odd pair for sure. And Cleo, well, if there was any further reason to stay away from the ring of trees, it was because of her, no one else. Cleo scared Etho. And if Cleo had something, someone to fight for, well, it would be wise to stay out of her way.
#November 25 2022#fic#last life#ethoslab#ZombieCleo#Ren BigB and Lizzie are also there#long post#fairy fort alliance#mom dm’s being dramatic again
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tuckerrule: Flashback Friday to playing the legendary First Unitarian Church in Philly. I saw the almighty Ink and Dagger there in the 90’s with my brothers @mini_logo and Brandon… that show changed our lives forever. I’m so lucky to have played there with @thursdayband and so grateful to play there with my @lsdunes family. Music fucking rules, Philly fucking rules, friendship fucking rules!!! @thursdayband is in Montreal tonight… I’m 110% positive that is going to rip. Let’s go 🧡🧛🏼♂️🦇🦂🕊️ #LSDunes #thursdayband #inkanddagger #thankyouhardcore #philadelphia #friendship #grateful #brandonwall photos by my boy @michaeldubin 🙌
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#tucker rule#sm#frank iero#anthony green#tim payne#travis stever#ls dunes#michael dubin#breds#honda longsleeve#ripped black jeans#rica.archive#november 2022#2022#december 9 2022#december 2022#lsdunesphilly#november 25 2022
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Do I even exist if nobody knows me?
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