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i was put on this earth to wear sexy little fashionable outfits that the general consensus doesn't really get
#my cowboy boots are falling apart send help why is one of my heels missing a chunk omg#its 8 am but idc I will show you my ass in these jeans because i dont do all the sqauts and lifts for no fucking reason#stoy hablando#mansplain manipulate manwhore#live laugh love#live laugh lobotomy
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Preliminary Poll
Buzz Lightyear
Submission reason
Instead of being smart, but a little unknowledgeable about certain things (such as the name of s'mores) they dumbed him down some in Toy Story 4 and made him take figurative speech literally, which wouldn't have been a problem, if it didn't cause him to essentially make every correct decision based on pure luck. How? He was told by Woody to "listen to his inner voice" or something like that. Since Buzz has a button that can activate a pre-recorded voice line, he uses that throughout the rest of the movie to make most of his decisions.
Propaganda:
This is for all the Buzz fans out there
#look how they massacred my boy#toy story#toy stoy 4#buzz lightyear#look how they massacred them poll
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Mike being (un)intentionally terrifying.
As a birthday treat to myself, I decided to give into my impatience and post the next chapter of PitFalls today rather than tomorrow than I originally planned.
(Crossover with @pixlokita’s Into the Ballpit AU)
#pitfalls crossover#mike pines au#into the ballpit au#it might seem weird to write on my birthday#but this stoy feels so self indulgent#I'm going to have too much gun with it
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paper rings // peace // you're losing me
#a stoy of toe#rip toe#it's joeover#my edit#peace#first painting: the kiss antonio ambrogio alciati#second painting: moonlight by winslow homer#third painting: the wedding dress by frederick elwell#paper rings#folklore#you’re losing me#lover taylor swift#taylor swift#taylorswift#ts#midnights#oil paintings#oil on canvas#painting#artwork#art#typography#ts edit#tswiftedit#tswiftlyrics#ts lyrics#lyrics#lyric edit#taylor swift edit#tsedits
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Me: I have a wonderful idea! Since I haven't seen my family for over 2 months, coming home week earlier and staying until Christmas will be great!
*1700 dead, 3500 injured, day one*
#send help I've done the stupidest thing in my life!!!#christmas is coming#starzy oglądają TVP jak zwykle non stop ojciec klnie matka na zmianę prawie płacze lub z heroiczną godnością się powstrzymuje#jako że koalicja rządząca stoi teraz tam gdzie kiedyś stało ZOMO#zamierza być dzielna jak żołnierka wyklęta#i znieść bohatersko zakneblowanie ust wolnym mediom przez likwidację TVP#bo historia zapamięta tych opozycyjnych zbrodniarzy jako zdrajców gdyż tak powiedział prezes <3#najgorsze jest to że (choć najprawdopodobniej stanie się to w czasie mojego pobytu) nie będę nawet w stanie w pełni się cieszyć#ze zlikwidowania tej szczujni która w ogromnej mierze zniszczyła relację między moją rodziną#bo widzę jak w moich rodzicach wywołuje to ogromny ból#oni serio są przerażeni że teraz nasi wrogowie z Niemiec którzy niczym się nie różnią#w ich oczach od tych rosyjskich#zniszczą nas kraj w ten czy inny sposób#albo przeżre go tęczowa zaraza#albo najedzie Putin i będziemy zupełnie bezradni bo dowodzić potrafią tylko ludzie prezesa#a katolicy staną się prześladowaną mniejszością i będą znów umierać na arenach!!! 😢#autentycznie w ich oczach zło właśnie wygrywa są załamani i przerażeni i okropnie się to obserwuje#tak więc za każdym razem gdy mam się odezwać to przełykam słowa#bo znów pokłócimy się tak że nie zaczniemy ze sobą znów gadać do świąt#polska#święta#tvp#sejmflix#about me
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OK I may have gone a little too hard on this but I redesigned the selkies from season five to match my sirenix redesigns. I based a lot of the patterns an the most recent iris van herpen collection!
#Ik they're basically unrecognisable but I was so sad when I saw thair actual design that I had to#Winx club#winx club season 5#Sirenix#Winx club selkies#Stella#Musa#Flora#Tecna#Aisha#Bloom#<selkies in that order#I was also considering merging their roles with the sirenix guardians' roles in the stoy#Is it bad that I prefer these to my sirenix designs
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advertising done right
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#omg gay people exist#reposting my fanart of my old account ✌🏼#kenshi's art#prideyear#buzz lightyear#woody pride#woddy#buzz#toy story#toy stoy 4#fanart#my art#Spotify
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It is, objectively, super funny that the Trek fandom in general is sitting around hoping that STP ignores their faves and doesn’t try and involve them. I mean, it’s many other things as well, but it’s funny that I keep being recommended random posts of random people crossing their fingers hoping that their blorbos will be ignored, never be seen on screen, and therefore saved from anything from bad characterisation to death via stupid contrived avoidable circumstance.
#that picard one#i feel like this could be some kind of bottom line on fan reactions tbh#we don't WANT our faves back#is... one hell of a indictment really#meanwhile the posts that truly baffle me are the shippers between the titular character and his ex cmo being Happy#if this were one of my big ships#(i casually enjoy it in tng)#i'd be Fuming!!!!#she's treating him like a doormat#they literally haven't had Any positive interaction?? (i've not seen this week's ep tho)#i... have not seen any content here that makes it seem like the Show ships it tbh#and if i trusted the writers i'd think that's bc they're not trying to push the ship#but i don't trust them. i've watched this season. l o l.#like honestly the downgrade in respect JL would be getting here if they decided to dear john laris for this ship is#astounding#(my main theory is they're gonna have Her ditch him so he doesn't look bad. if the stoy doesn't fit just bullshit it#is the method of this season so i don't feel bad for assuming this of them#if i'm wrong good. but i doubt it)
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I will never truly understand the ‘x reader’ phenomenon. I’m not an interesting character, don’t put me in the story. I guess it’s a wish fulfillment thing? Idk. Mostly I’m just grousing because they fill up my tags.
#claire thoughts#yeah i guess i could probably filter out x reader posts#but i’m lazy#and also I genuinely can’t wrap my head around why anyone would want x reader content over a normal stoy
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god help me im going fishing on tuesday
i haven't been fishing since i was a kid
im a former gifted fisher pls bro i don't remember how to set a reel up or fucking cast for the life of me
#stoy hablando#praying to the bass pro gods#i learned how to fish before i could properly speak english and now i dont remember jack shit#i used to catch eels rays and catfish what happened!!!#my parents divorce happened!#i have gone soft </3
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Probably not making any art these next few weeks, learned recently the faa decided late next month will be when they change my exams/requirements, so if I don't get these done before then I'll be tested on new plane maintenance stuff when I've spent the last 2 years learning old plane maintenance stuff. It works out for me personally tho, as it seems now, I will be doing very very old plane maintenance stuff post school.
But I can't lie when I mention they needed to update aviation maintenance curriculum. It has rarely been updated since about the 1950s. :'))
So yah, I'm like 75-80% ready for this exam, I'd have had it done sooner but I've been fighting burnout for real. Been going at this almost nonstop for over 2 years now. Had a couple 2 week breaks in between, it helped a little. I'm at the point where the burnout has been hovering so long tho it's hard to recognize it some days. But Iwould like to get this done and out the way before the sky cops screw me out of nearly 800 bucks for 2 exams I've been studying my ass off for. ((':
Plus I want that license in my hand so bad. It's a deep personal thing. I've worked even longer and harder just to get stable on my feet long enough to be able to go back to school. Just got 2 1/2 months left tho, won't be too hard, it's just getting thru it. That victory will be sweet tho, and then that's when the real fun (and more flying) begins 😌
#no yall thisnis not some hustle bullshit thing im assing much of this for real#the class is easy as all hell i just need a good long nap#this is 1000% a personal internal fight kinda thing. ive had to give up professional flying school thx to my straight mom stealing that#from me after she didnt even try topay her half of the bills and made us homeless about the time#i graduated hs and repeatedly did so throughout my life she just didnt want to get a job and believed her own bullshit#she tried to do it again about 3 years ago when i tried attending college and would have had full ride scholarships but nope i#had to stop school to keep a roof overhead. its a long stoy i dont want to go into detail#but yah its a deeply personal thing. and getting the card in hand is my personal victory fuckoff to#the people who said i couldnt/shouldnt do this sort of thing and they also tried to stop me along the way#this stuff i do with planes makes me inexplicably happy i love it so much. i will continue to do so as long as i please#buncha oldfucks just hated to see me happy and wanted me to be something else. screw that. i do what i want 😌#ash squawks
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The Modern Take On, Part 14
You and Otto share your presents.
#otto octavius#doc ock#naughty#reader insert#reader#writing#my writing#story#my stoy#spiderman no way home#spiderman#ENJOY!#CHristmas
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Ski Jumping RPF
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Stephan Leyhe/Andreas Wellinger
Characters: Stephan Leyhe, Andreas Wellinger, Karl Geiger, Markus Eisenbichler, Severin Freund, Pius Paschke, Constantin Schmid, Philipp Raimund
Additional Tags: Idiots in Love, First Time, First Time Blow Jobs, I actually dont know what to put here, I wrote this my first time, Smut, funny at the end, Willingen, Visiting parents, telling, Fluff, Adorable
Summary:
After Andi won in Willingen, Stephan takes him home to his parents. Things develop interesting.
#lellinger#some smut#only read if you like that#hints at Geigenbichler and Freundtag#fluff#fun#Skijumoing Fanfiction#Plays after Willingen#and thank you again#rataccident#for your help with the grammatic#your the best#In this stoy Eisei and Consti are back with the team#I really love this story#It is one of my best
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ofc ao3 picks the worst fucking time to be down 😭
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plan b realmente hicieron lo q tuvieron q hacer con si no le contesto like…. a timeless bop! 😩
#major ass shaker fr#SI NO LE CONTESTO SE DESESPERA#PIENZA QUE CON OTRA ‘STOY HACIÉNDOLO QUE LE HACIA A ELLA#ELLA ELLA ELLA#COMO SU MENTE MAKINEA#anyway sorry i have my music on shuffle and i haven’t heard this banger in a while#mytxt
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