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sunbloomdew · 3 months

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slight to the moon & finding paradise spoilers AND impostor factory spoilers lolol

so i read a very old review of "to the moon" sometime ago and the author called eva a romantic at heart and neil the 'too cool, doesn't care about romance' guy, and like... what??

eva who suggested john and river's marriage was a mistake, who said "he can always find another 'river' but he will only have one brother", who declines neil's romantic advances, who is very clearly disinterested at taima's attempts to matchmake her, who in response to neil's attempts to bet on colin's problem says "it's not always about some girl, neil", who focuses on her career and family and hobbies and doesn't mind not having a romantic partner?

neil who on the other hand teared up during the memory of john and river's wedding (and tried to hide it, poorly), who disagreed with the idea of removing river because "we don't know what jhonny wants but we know what he doesn't want", who at eva's confusion with sofia's attitude towards them remarked that "well, if she is the patient's wife then she has a dying spouse", who insisted colin was romantically interested in faye, whose ideal reality has him and eva getting married????

my guy.

#it was so funny to me cause like eva is the total opposite of a romantic #NEIL is the romantic one #he does his best to keep people at a distance but my god he is the hopeless romantic i think #so hopeless that he thinks it's out of his reach #it was a review from like 2011 so sure the stuff from minisodes and finding paradise wasnt there yet #but my first examples are from to the moon and are arguably one of the most important ones #“he can always find another river but he will always have one brother” ITS RIGHT THERE IN THE SCRIPT #ALSO in the nasa headquarters #“all this over some girl. that's what you'd say neil” “...right. all this over some girl” “good to have you back” “mhm.”#HE WAS SO SAD ABOUT IT #god. them.#eva rosalene #neil watts #to the moon #finding paradise #impostor factory #freebird games #arospec eva??? <3 #the reason i wanted to point that out is cause this misunderstanding of the characters read of the:#“women like romance and guys dont like romance” thing #gamer hours

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seventh-district · 3 months

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#it is 5 hrs past my bedtime and i am awake listening to Two Hearts by Dermot Kennedy on loop and crying over Rotating Shifts. again.#i couldn’t resist the urge to read the latest chapter any longer but i knew when i did i’d get like this #so Why did i wait for my period to roll around. i have made. a silly decision lmaooo #i’ve complained abt it before but i’m conflicted about how much more sensitive it makes me #my nightmares usually don’t make me cry but oh i was a Wreck this morning #so why i picked tonight to read the fic that always makes me cry is beyond me #i have never met a fic before that had me in such an intense emotional grip #and it’s fucking hilarious bc it’s not that intense of a story!! like yeah there’s been devastating parts but i’m out here having to-#-take a break every single chapter bc i’ll read one line that hits my inner child like a truck and i have to take a minute to recover #but the whiplash this fic gives me is so fucking funny and the range in the storytelling from comedy to tragedy is just.. *scream-cries*#it has my favorite characterization of Sun and Moon that i have ever seen #this chapter wasn’t even that sad i’m just Making myself sad about it #but on another level it also makes me sad in the sense that i don’t think i’ll ever be able to write something that good..#all that i want out of my writing endeavors is to make one (1) person feel as strongly and as much as RS makes me feel #and i don’t know if i can do that. i don’t know if my writing has what it takes bc i can’t even describe exactly what it is #i don’t think it’s a science that can be replicated. things either connect with someone or they don’t #the way Sun goes from worryingly innocent ‘wdym we can’t invite strangers to live with us?’ ‘wdym we can’t adopt an adult that needs help?’#to fucking. tearing an animatronic in half in a fit of protective rage and blocking access to all dating apps to prevent you from-#-finding anyone else bc he’s your Special Friend and he can’t have his Daydream falling for anyone else!! no no!!#it’s not a new concept but i eat it tf up when Sun is actually the one you should fear the most #like no i don’t think he’d hurt Reader but i dread to think of the things he would do For them #the back and forth between childlike innocence and terrifying intelligence possessiveness and physical capability is just mmmmm 100/10 #and don’t even get me started on Moon. or i Will start crying again #he’s like yeah dumbass of course i’m gonna save you every time some POS man tries to **** you. of course i will you fucking crater-head #but i will complain at you about it the Entire way home and then i will steal your fucking toilet paper and pack you a raw egg for lunch #because i hate you 🖤 but Sun loves you and we would both kill for you 🖤 also i drank all of your chocolate milk 🖤 also i hate you :)#anyways i am paraphrasing obviously and dear god i hope no one who actually reads RS sees this bc i do not want my 2am ramblings taken as-#-any kind of Official Thoughtful Analysis of the story ok pls pls pls let me be insane abt my favorite fic without having to be articulate #i just have so many fucking FEELINGS about them. i am unwell.#i’m not even tagging this i’m just hitting post and going to sleep goodnight

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arcademgmt · 1 month

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ultra moon has been exceedingly kind to me in the shiny odds department over the years because it is trying to apologize to me for being the origin of what went on to warp my mind and soul forever

#context i picked it up to do some soft resetting while i tried to get to sleep bc i just kinda had the urge #and it's a mindless thing that has helped me fall asleep before #cue like. maybe 15 minutes in tops. under 20 resets. shiny mewtwo #and even with the absolute lowest odds you can get in this game that is Fucking Absurd #and this is the same game i had a like. 4 reset shiny palkia in #i think every single reset hunt i've done has flown WAY under odds #which is kind of funny considering my brother has gone over double odds with the same base odds before. Erm #anyways thank you ultra moon very cool #i actually want to hunt gen 4 rayquaza but i have to do some work so i can actually meet the conditions for it to show up #i wanted to start gen 4 mewtwo tonight but i did not bc UM was already in my 3ds #and i simply Did not feel like getting up to find heartgold. oh well #i have been itching for the masochism of older gen full odds for a while and just haven't gotten around to it #actually editing tags to add this bc it makes it funnier somehow #but my egg hunts in the original moon. not ultra moon. which have better odds than the resets. have historically been terrible #and way over odds #but for some godforsaken reason ultra moon reset hunts have always been like. blink and you might miss it

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p2ii · 7 months

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Idk maybe I'm just sensitive but I rlly hate when fanfics have shovel talks between characters that live and die for each other. Like sure let's let red haired shanks have a say about Roronoa 'died but came back' 'took Luffy's pain and burden' 'first mate' zoro bout weather or not he can kiss his captain. Yea

#sometimes its straight up infantilizing too which is not fun #i dont actually feel like. hostile i just find it really fucking funny. like those two are literally the sun and the moon. god and the king #of hell. the food and the drink the captain and the first mate the boss and his right hand man the boy and his bodyguard #the only one that was specifically sought out the pirate king and the ex demon pirate hunter. i could go on and on #background character no.23 dosnt need to say jack shit dw about it #psii.txt #this isnt just zolu specific tho. any ship where the intensity of their relationship is just so strong fits under here #maybe i just dont like the concept of shovel talks in general tho they always make me cringe and feel bad #anyway im going to sleep now thats enough fanfic i didnt vibe with for tonight

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randomnameless · 1 year

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I was wondering if you ever made a post talking about ladle's idea of meritocracy?

I don't think I did?

Watch out, it will be long lol

Let's take the Flayn'n'Ferdie ending - of course unavailable on Tru Piss, because Flayn is a Nabatean :

Assuming people are extra horny and start to breed like rabbits, because Flayn and Ferdie are extra “loving” and all, a nabatean blooded baby pops up (half or quarter nabatean, it depends on your hc about Flayn herself) from their "extra loving" shenanigans : that baby will obviously have a crest, since it is a nabatean (or part nabatean).

Assuming that baby will have his mom’s crest, baby will still be able to heal “better” than seasoned healers or trained ones, because of the power-up the crest gives them + baby, with their nabatean genes, might have a longer lifespan and be sturdier than a “regular human”.

So, if someone should become a healer, baby will obviously be picked, because baby can heal better than anyone else (save for their mom) in that situation.

Which makes me think about the Holst’n’Goneril house issue :

Thanks to Nopes, we have the hard confirmation Holst has no crest, and is so OP that he still manages to defend the border because he’s just that awesome. So yes, potentially, someone can do the work a crested dude can do, if that someone is exceptionnally good at doing what he does - Holst is a strong warrior, so he can protect the border, even if he doesn’t have a crest - meaning Hilda is free to live the life of leisure she wants even if she has a crest and can use Freikugel.

But 2 points :

First, iirc, from their supports, in Nopes, Holst actually says Hilda is amazing, and might be even stronger than him, she just doesn’t realise it yet. Is it because Hilda is also super strong on her own, or because Hilda… has a crest?

Second, checking weapon ranks again - Relics have a E rank. Meaning a crested person, without even having to train, can use them to unlease mighty artes and destroy people. To say it better, base Marianne, with her shit E-rank in swords and laughable physical attack stat, can kill people just as fine as Holst - a seasoned warrior - if she picks up Blutgang.

And it’s kind of sad because realising this, no matter how awesome Holst is - to be able to defend the border when it was usually thought only a person with a crest could do so - if a crested random comes with a relic, even without any prior training, they can kick ass as much, if not even more, as Holst, who graduated from a military academy and most likely spent the last 5 years of his life on a battlefield.

That’s not fair!

But that’s precisely the point - Relics and Crests are cheat codes! They make a few “ones” better at some things than others.

Randolph wants to be “successful” in battle to show how useful he is to guarantee his position? Sure, but when Sylvain, by flexing with his shiny lance, can do everything Randolph does in battle, but better, how can Randolph be successful? How can he guarantee his position? Why shouldn’t Sylvain’s achievements be rewarded with, say, the position Randolph was eyeing?

Back to Flayn’n’Ferdie’s kid Baby is a Nabatean hybrid.

If they have their mom’s crest, fine, Baby can heal better than anyone else on the continent, save for mom. If they have dad’s crest, they can be inherently better fighters than Randolph, due to that crest, but also to their Nabatean body (Rhea can eat 3 nukes and still be alive, a quarter nabatean hybrid might be able to tank 1 when a human, uh, is not be able to tank any!).

Even for governance, Baby will be long lived, they will have +100 years of experience and wisdom, compared to John the random human who might also want to become a governor.

Battle wise? Governance wise? Baby will always have more “facilities” and boons than “regular humans”.

I developed it a little in one of the “Lycaon the half-nabatean AU post” - no matter what angle you look from, Baby will have opportunities and chances to be “better” than any human around.

So if positions of power, or jobs, or whatever, are given to the most “competent” people, Baby will obviously be given all those jobs offers, positions and whatnot.

Does it automatically mean doom’n’gloom for the crestless humans out there? No, because there are things being a Nabatean or having a crest or being able to use a relic doesn’t impact, like, say, Bernie’s dad’s job, or being in charge of foreign affairs, or trying to develop new tech (even if Constance’s gift for magic is implied to be due to her familial crest), or being in charge of engineering bridges, cities, canals, etc etc…

But in the other domains, like fighting and healing and whatnot (performing magic)?

If everyone should rise and fall by their own talents and merit, then what about the ones born with cheat codes, who rise through the ranks by snapping their fingers?

They will of course parasite the “rise and fall by their own talent”, since no one else, no matter how hard they work, will be able to match them.

Which is why the solution is either to remove crests from crested people (and erase nabateans from Fodlan because I don’t think they can survive exsanguination), or to get rid of that “by their own merits” system - but what system should be put in place then?

Good question!

We know the original noble “someone who knows, seek knowledge, leads and protects people” definition ended up being distorted in the current Adrestia, so, again, what should be put in place?

The game… doesn’t answer.

Bar a milquetoast “everyone should accept each other with or without crests” it’s radio silence.

Only in some endings we have clues, Hanneman making tools to make crests obsolete (but it would just move the debate from who has magic blood to who has enough money to get those kick ass tools), or Sylvain wanting to find a way to stop fighting at the border.

And yet, the main issue remains : Nabateans.

They are people who can, without tools, do superhuman stuff (at least lore wise!). Why should Jack pay for an automatic lamp 100 gold if Rhea can lit hers by snapping her fingers, for free?

Ultimately, given how the main character - Billy - is the reincarnation of the Goddess herself, and part nabatean, I don’t think the game wanted us to reach the solution that one day everyone will have the same lifespan and be able to use magic normally and everyone will one day stand on the same starting line.

Just like I don’t think Tolkien wanted to give a… message, when he designed Numénoreans - the most Noble of all Men - and the Lesser Men who lived in Middle Earth. Some people have magic powers, and some don’t and that’s the setting.

Is it annoying because it’s again a story of a chosen one?

Maybe.

Is it kind of a downer because it means the most basic random will never be able to swing a sword like Aragorn does, or in FE16, emulate Billy’s prowesses and be able to go back in time too?

Maybe.

What does it mean then, if a character’s leitmotiv is to change the world so all should “rise and fall by their own merits”?

The game tries to give an answer to this riddle - having the main hub being an orphanage and a place to shelter “those who have no status in the world” or the ones who fell, and with the “parley” - some people cannot rise on their own, they need support. If a name or a family line should dictate whether someone is going to be great or if they’re going to suck, ditto for their “merits or achievements”, it’s not because someone fumbled at life that they should just die and be “weak”.

It’s like an exam, if you’re first, yay good for you, you are received, but if you are last? What are you going to do? Re-sit? And if you’re last again, then what? Is it just the end of the road for you?

Sure it’s kind of cliché “together we can be stronger and survive” or “the strong must protect the weak, and the weak make the strong strong” but I feel like this was the kind of answer the game - that is a game that purposedly is left vague to make the world “feel larger” - wanted to give.

Nakama power, power of friendship, you name it! But imo, it’s always the same message in the series : it’s not the king that makes the country, but the country that makes (and can unmake!) the King.

It’s not the answer you’d like if you are looking at real life history or to make real life parallels but…

No matter how many “real life parallels” you might be tempted to make regarding FE16��s system of ruling/social system, FE16 and the world of Fodlan is still a world where some people have magical dragon blood that gives them superpowers.

It’s not supposed to be a mirror of the real world. It’s a fantasy setting - with interesting questions - but ultimately questions raised in that fantasy setting.

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i don't even know if i replied to your question lol

#anon #replies #I'm sure this post won't spur a discourse chain #Lol #I always find it kind of funny how some people oppose aristocracy to meritocracy #Wikipedia gives you the etymology of the word aristocracy #It's a system where the 'best' rule #It was coined in opposition to an old monarchy #But now when we talk about aristocracy it's a new form of monarchy #Heirs of aristocrats are aristocrats themselves not bcs they're the 'best'#But because they're born in the good family #It's a cycle lol #Fe isn't the series to talk and wonder about government and governance #Even in tellius Ike inherits his dad's techs and company #Just like sailor moon isn't a manifesto to say monarchy is the best form of government ever

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t4tdanvis · 7 months

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laurane is the one kid who has an entire plan for where hes gonna go on halloween just to get the most amount of candy possible. like he ends up getting multiple full size trash bags full of candy. he doesnt even like candy all that much he just thinks its funny

#❄.txt #gene has to be dragged out of the house he does Not want to go out and have to interact w people #'please can i just stay home' 'gene you have to watch your brother and keep him safe' 'hes 15! i want to stay home!!' 'no'#vylad has to beg gene to wear any sort of costume. vylad always goes all out for costumes and spends way too much money on them #dante goes as spiderman every year and has since he was like 10 #travis goes as moon knight. it takes dante multiple years to figure out that there is a Reason for that #zenix goes as a wolf because he finds it very funny to go 'they dont know im actually a wolf' every two seconds (hes a therian)#sasha goes as a vampire because she thinks she looks hot as a vampire (she does)#im going to make art soon maybe probably :>

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zorkaya-moved · 6 months

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❝ i have a better idea. i will do as i please. ❞ ( zelimir for oak casket, i think it's time she met the unhinged thot clown )

@sortilegii

Oak Casket does not immediately respond to the words spoken by Chief. If anything, Zelimir's decisions are his own and she has no interest in ordering him around. She is a watcher, a listener, an observer. The contract between them continues as his life and death belong to her, but what he does with his own life matters little to her as long as he abides by the laws placed for his security from the past.

It seems that his talk with Langley and Nightingale ends with a selfish wish to do what he pleases. It's natural, it's a human emotion to want to o against authority and to want to do what one wishes. Oak finds herself only softly chuckling at the words brought out by the impish leader of the MBCC. He continues to act as a gremlin, causing headaches to many around him, but the one operating the Romanesque Hall doesn't find it irritating, more amusing than anything.

With a book on her lap and a silent offer of company, the once-grave keeper thinks to herself that Zelimir can vent all of his frustrations out in her room. There is no issue here, he and Dudu are the only ones who come often and stop by to alleviate this silence that surrounds her. Might as well lay down in the coffin provided to her so she can listen to his worries or his irritations, offering a listening ear and a presence to know he's not speaking at a wall. Even now, this tirade he's gone through ends with his own decision without any output from the silverette.

If anything, Oak closes her book with a soft 'flop' before looking at the other with her eyes of gold. He's long since been allowed to see her gaze without any contacts in place.

"Follow through with what you deem to be the best. It is your life, not anyone else's, yes?" Her voice is a silky smooth melody despite its depth of notes as she responds to him, supporting the decision of the living. It's rare for her to be intrigued by the world of the living more than wishing to cause mayhem, destructions all across Syndicate. His voice and his presence are a noise essential enough to not lead her into a mentally stagnant state. "It seems I will not be able to follow through with you on the next mission, so enjoy yourself to the fullest outside in the world of living. The spider wishes to see me this evening."

#sortilegii #she's just chilling while listening to zelimir whenever he decides to be a thot clown #it's her entertainment for being in the mbcc and waiting for him to die and fulfill his contract with her /lh #she just finds him funny and will always be in her room if he ever wants to rant or lay down in a coffin because no one comes to oak caske #bet nightingale doesnt want to come even close to her room like everyone else #only dudu and chief just waltz in like they own the place #❄ ― IN CHARACTER. ╱ you breathe by the sun，i breathe by the moon.

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justanotheruser · 1 year

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And here I thought I'll never go deep into FNAF besides its lore, boi was i wrong

#but seriously there are so many talented and creative people here #i love the content they gave us always fully fed its nice #n i find it very funny cause i really dont like clowns irl #n it turns out im the actual clown here #fnaf sb #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #fnaf daycare attendant #anotheruser's art

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sosoane1 · 1 year

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One Line One Fic

Rules: pick any 10 of your fics, scroll somewhere to the mid point, pick a line, and share it! Then tag 10 people.

Tagged by @captainjimothycarter thx <3

1. I Feel Good (The X Files)

He was holding her close, whispering the lyrics into her ear. Squeezing her tighter, but still, lovingly he planted a kiss on her neck. Muffling the lyrics he was saying.

2. The complication of getting a prescription refill (The X Files)

She turned to look at him, realizing he didn’t care she saw him shirtless. She shrugged saying ‘‘Well, yeah, I suspected it for a while now. I just figured you would tell me when you're ready. It didn’t feel right to ask. It’s not of my business, as long as you’re happy Mulder.’’

3. Jim The Fish (DW 11xRiver)

‘Sweety, you can’t just take a fish out of a pond and keep it.’ She looked at the poor creature who was clearly struggling. She gently took it from his hands and released it back into the water. The fish gladly swam away, but then returned holding his head out of the water.

4. Take me as you found me or leave me to die (The X Files) (yes the title is super dramatic)

She knew the distance between them had been slowly growing to the size of a canyon. She hated having to push him away, but it seemed like her only option to keep herself from breaking her own heart. Like she was letting herself down slowly.

5. He Chose Me (Steggy)

So he was surprised when she said his name. First, he was surprised she was still awake, they had been lying in bed for about half an hour. And then when the words registered in his brain, he wasn’t sure he heard her right

6. Mulder's birthday gift (The X Files)

As per usual, when Emily spotted her parents from the playground, she ran to them and demanded a piggyback ride back to the car, which Mulder obliged. He helped her buckle up as Scully started the car. The drive home was pleasant, Emily recounted how she learned that a caterpillar could become a butterfly. And said they had to draw butterflies, so she had a new artwork for Mulder’s art gallery.

7. Nobody warned you about me? (DW 11xRiver)

Finally, they saw it, the big blue box. Like a beacon in the sea of all the people. The Tardis was standing exactly where they left it. River thanked god it was because she was not ready to drag The Doctor around the town to look for his box.

8. A Well-Devised Plan (The X Files)

Everything was going to perfectly until the was a knock at the door.

9. White Christmas (Steggy)

One day he hoped to work up the courage to go up to her and tell her how he feels. But just because she doesn’t mind his staring, it doesn’t mean that she feels the same way. So for now he will be content with watching from afar. Admiring her determination, her strength, her heart, her soul, everything about her.

10. Your smile fades in the summer (The X Files)

‘‘This is my sister I was telling you about, the smart one’’ Melissa started. ‘‘Dana, right? My name’s Fox Mulder, but everyone calls me, Mulder.’’ He put his hand out to her but she just stared at it.

Not tagging anyone but if you want to do it concider yourself tagged

#I picket these using a number generator and also skiping all my drabbles #also its very hard to not leave a comment about everysingle one of theme #so these tags will be long because i can't help myself #1 they are listening to i feel good by james brown and the lyrics are so sweet even if the beat is funky #2 scully's reaction to mulder telling her that he's trans is her being like yes i know #3 river love's her idiot husband #4 i know the title is super dramatic but the fic is angsty and a one bed trop okay!#also go listen to take me as you found me by amberlin #5 the name peggy said was micheal #6 little emily enjoying life with her parents will always be the best #7 yet again the doctor is an idiot and got them into trouble #8 i also just put the line that is litteraly just the title because its funny #9 steve just wants to love peggy maybe he could do that for christmas read the fic to find out!#10 for context its a highschool au i think scully is like 14 and mulder 17 or somthing #also for 10 listen to feeling this by blink 182 the lyrics have nothing to do with the fic but i like the song and used it to title the fic #thanks for the tag #these tags are so long im gonna sign off now good night #moon's midnight post #tag game

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sylvies-casey · 4 days

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#idk how i feel about this icon #i can never decide on one lmao #finding transparent icons are always funny to me #'planets transparent png'#'stars transparent png'#'moon transparent png'#😭😭😭😭😭

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age-of-moonknight · 2 years

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“Heatwave,” Power Man and Iron Fist (Vol. 1/1978), #87.

Writer: Dennis O’Neil; Penciler: Denys Cowan; Inker: Carl Potts; Colorist: Christie Scheele; Letterer: Janice Chiang

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mumblesplash · 5 months

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i know it’s like years old at this point but i love that one collab mumbo and grian did with tommyinnit bc it’s like the single most concentrated example i’ve seen of mumbo’s Chaos Nullification Powers

you get to see a bit of it on hermitcraft, mostly via his interactions with grian, but until seeing that collab it didn’t really hit me just how completely mumbo can no-sell other people’s attempts to control a situation. tommyinnit is possibly the single shoutiest, most chaotic minecraft youtuber out there, and in most videos i’ve seen he pretty much overwhelms everyone else and sets the tone for interactions because of this. but mumbo just. doesn’t let him. no matter how much tommy escalates in intensity, mumbo reacts with *exactly* the same energy he always does. grian largely comes across in the whole video as annoyed and reluctant to engage with the whole thing, but mumbo’s not even affected. he just rolls with anything he finds funny and basically ignores anything he disapproves of, only seeming more and more unflappable the harder anyone tries to get a rise out of him.

AND imo, this is the key to my favorite interpretation of him as a character

see, when the people around him are being more reasonable/calm, i think mumbo often comes across as anxious and a bit easily overwhelmed. the thing is, his nervous wet cat vibes do not scale. he has one setting. his responses to the last life ‘ah-ha!’ jokes and to hermitcraft 8 starting to crumble to pieces under a falling moon are almost identical.

mumbo jumbo is inexorably and eternally Just Some Guy, but that gets stranger and stranger the weirder his surroundings become. the giggly incredulousness that makes him an easy target for goofy puns looks Very different when it’s also his reaction to the impending end of the world.

#anyway yeah i have this whole idea in my head about mumbo’s friendship with grian from a characterization standpoint #bc i agree with the somewhat? common consensus that being friends with mumbo has made grian softer and friendlier over time #but i don’t think it was in a ‘reflecting back the kindness he’s being shown’ way #i think it’s because the more harsh and chaotic you try to be towards mumbo the more you feel ineffectual and out of control #and grian can’t handle it so he slowly becomes nicer until he feels like they’re on equal footing again #like don’t get me wrong i think they genuinely are good friends #and i don’t think this is necessarily something mumbo is doing on purpose #but i think the power dynamic going on under the surface is much more bizarre and weighted in mumbo’s favor than it seems at first glance #mumbling

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isaacathom · 10 months

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based on our movie night track records its possible that i, isaac, simply should not watch any comedy movie published before 2007

#the producers (original) was agony. munchausen (the gilliam one) was. an ordeal #mp and the holy grail was firmly Mid and did not make me laugh (that said. the only one id Seen Before)#comedy is real fucking hard and i think i just do not have enough in common with the perspectives #of the (predominantly) white men of the era to find their takes funny #hell i rewatched men in tights and went oh. hm. i remember that being funnier. oops #i have some hopes that blazing saddles holds up a bit more with exception of the final section having always been kinda naff #but in general that shit AAAAAGES #then again we also watched stuff like Mouse on the Moon and Titfield Thunderbolt and those were delightful #with my general thing because theyre comedy about their absurd premises. and a lot of prop humour too!#ah well. i feel bad for the guy who keeps suggesting these movies since he ends up enjoying them a lot more than us #ah well! nothing for it.

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mattyriddlesbitch · 1 month

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Mattheo Riddle with a shy girlfriend 🫠🫠

Obsessed with Mattheo Riddle with a shy girlfriend. I got you.

Of course you knew who he was. Everyone knew he was the Dark Lord's son. And you were already so shy, you'd never talk to him.

He never really noticed you until 5th year. He had a class with you and the way the classroom was set up, you two were facing each other, but on opposite sides of the room.

He thought you looked stunning once he first looked at you. He had a major staring problem. Major. The whole class period, he'd be staring at you. You'd catch him every now and again and blush and that only made him want to stare more.

He'd try to find out things about you. He'd look for you around the castle, see if maybe he could spot you reading or studying in the library, or hanging out with your friends in the courtyard, or try to catch you before and after dinner.

He would find any excuse to talk to you. You dropped something? He's snatching it up quickly to hand it to you. Shoes untied? He's come up to tell you. Reading a book? He's asking about it, even if he's already read it.

He'd be the type to try to befriend your friends so he could spend more time with you. You'd almost think he was stalking you or doing this on purpose if he wasn't so smooth with it. He doesn't like lying to you, but he didn't want to tell you he was absolutely doing all of this to get closer to you.

He'd be thrilled when you agreed to go out with him. He's running to his friends giggling and kicking his feet like a school girl.

He'd be so so protective of you. He knew you had a hard time speaking up for yourself, so he'd do it for you.

Someone's running their mouth about his sweet girl? He's showing up to your dorm covered in blood with a smile.

You were shy about physical touch. The first times he touched you made you blush and embarrassed. He loved it, but didn't want to make you uncomfortable, so he'd go slow. Holding your hand or having a hand on the small of your back. He'd work his way up to more. Wrapping his arm around your shoulder, making you lean against him when sitting, giving gentle touches to your face.

When you let him kiss you, he was over the moon. He wanted to kiss you aggressively and passionately, but he kept it soft, keeping his hands on your cheeks. It was sweet and made your head spin.

He'd never push you to do anything you didn't want to do, but would encourage you to get out of your comfort zone if it was safe.

He'd make sure if you're around his friends, that you're comfortable. He'd be attached to you completely. He trusts his friends, but he knows they can be idiots and cross boundaries at times.

He'd always make sure you're comfortable. Once you started becoming less shy around him and he became a safe space for you, he'd always be checking on you in public, holding your hand, brushing his thumb over it to ease your nerves.

The way this man dotes on you isn't even funny. He loves you so much, he just wants you safe, happy, and comfortable.

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