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goodbyeapathy8 · 1 month

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I ordered Korean mu and received a monster instead.

Normally, mu is the length of a banana and the thickness of an orange. Grapefruit if it's a large one.

Weeeee! groceries sent me a BABY SIZED MU.

Oh you think I'm exaggerating? Good thing I took pics for evidence, with references.

Monster Mu is bigger than my face.

Monster Mu is thicker than my thighs (laughcry let's not comment on that)

Monster Mu is bigger than Mignon (a friend told me it looks photoshopped but I promise you, my poor hand and arm was trembling as I had to support the Mu Child with only one hand whilst I took the picture)

Although Moko looks bigger, it's his poofy fur and I'm pretty sure Monster Mu is bigger than Moko

There was some mild panic as I didn't even know if my knives could cut through this thing but the Legend of ShenLi OST provided sufficient badassery in the background.

Additional credit to my handy dandy cleaver but there was definitely a bit of swearing as well as a renewed sense of needing to work out my biceps.

A third of it is now simmering in kkongchi jorim (꽁치 조림) and I suppose the rest will be made into kkagdoogi (깍두기).

#phoenix personal post #korean food #Monster vegetables #Wtf is this #Is this a vegetable or a cryptid #Who knows but I'm gonna eat it #It's thicker than my thighs why #It's a bird #It's a baby #No it's Monster Mu #RIP Monster Mu #Hope you're tasty #냠냠

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nauti-ca · 1 month

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kabru and makalu waiting for papa 2 finish making dinner…. for @laikabu !!

#i just know kabru has SquatTM abilities #TY FOR LETTING ME DRAW UR BABY…. i love makalu i wanna draw pumori soon…#laios cooking some atrocious thing that neither of them will touch bc it’s A. monster and B. vegetable flavor #kabru of utaya #dungeon meshi #not my oc #laios touden #oh marcille made the stuffie for him

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doctorslippery · 8 months

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It is one of the eldritch fruits and vegetables.

#cthulhu #the king in yellow #yog sothoth #lovecraft #cosmic horror #elder gods #great old ones #many tentacled wonder #tentacles #dead astronaut #horror #dead #zombie #kaiju #giant monsters eating the city #nyarlathotep #ministry of fruits and vegetables

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kalpasoft · 1 year

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vegetable lamb

#artists on tumblr #vegetable lamb #low poly #psx #ps1 aesthetic #monster design

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arthur-bn · 5 months

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A Tuber from Risk Of Rain Returns.

#3d #minecraft #blockbench #lowpoly #pixel art #fanart #risk of rain returns #risk of rain #risk of rain fanart #tuber #monster #vegetable

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gravegrime · 3 months

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Daily Etchings - 052

More uncle visits so not much time for drawing again. Ah well I doodled up a couple of silly veggie monsters and a little Hilda!

Started season 3 recently so it's on my mind again lol

#art #artists on tumblr #doodle #sketch #colored sketch #monster #monster design #vegetables #hilda #fanart #hilda the series #hilda fanart #daily etchings #daily drawing #grave etchings

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creative-clawmarks · 8 months

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How does this keep happening?

#my art #alex mercer #prototype 2009 #the munchables #me who's favorite game is prototype playing any other game #“getting some real prototype vibes from this”#no but seriously the little vegetable monsters in munchables scream when you eat them and there's like a crunch and everything

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knox-knocks · 11 months

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If andrew's not the mom friend in the monsters, who do you think the mom friend would be?

Oh I totally think Andrew is the mom friend, he'll just never admit it. Neil and Aaron refuse to be the mom friend and Nicky tries but he prefers being the non-responsible one. That leaves Kevin. He's not the mom friend but when Andrew decides to check out for the day, Kevin can easily fill the role since Kevin would be the world champion of fussing over people if that spot didn't already belong to Allison.

#andrew minyard #kevin day #neil josten #nicky hemmick #aaron minyard #the monsters #None of the other monsters like when kevin is the mom friend of the day #he's not as fun and he makes them eat vegetables

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dragonskulls · 1 year

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hooooly fucking hell im finally done with this thing: the AshWing continent. yay! Since kingdoms aren't a thing, the names here are used for both the territories themselves and the quivers which inhabit them. some brief explanations and descriptions of what those names mean:

Fire Grounds: a group of small islands surrounding a big one, lots of volcanic activity in here. its only inhabitants are some species of hardy wyverns such as fire dancers, and smaller fauna living on the borders where some vegetation can grow

The Towering Mountains: massive mountain ranges surround a valley where mountain gliders and wreckers reside. minerals from extinct volcanoes made the soil incredibly fertile, and the natural barriers protect against most predators, making this place a safe paradise

Five Stones: a mysterious monument, consisting of five huge rock monoliths jutting out of the ground, with writing carved into the stone describing the history of FrostWings and AshWings alike. Meetings and festivals involving all quivers take place here, and any damage done to the stones –accidentally or not– strangely disappears by morning. dragons that have been there describe the place as having a soothing yet uplifting aura

The Dark Woods: an immense, dense forest with giant trees and plenty of resources make this the perfect home for wood walkers. unfortunately, scavengers also like making settlements here, so run-ins with dragons aren't uncommon

The Vast Moor: seemingly never ending grassy plains are the main scenery of this region, but a wide sinkhole interrupts this perfect flatland. moor runners have dug deeper into it and reinforced the cave walls, sheltering them from the outside and weather. an aquifer at the bottom provides plenty of water, and it is believed underwater cave systems connect it to other parts of the continent

Misty Spires: small canyons and tall rock formations shrouded in mist and surrounded by howling winds make up this small portion of moor runner territory. few dragons ever go there though, as rumor has it it is haunted. when the fog comes down into the main territory, going out into the fields is not advised

The Roaring Coast: home of the fierce coast strikers, only quiver in the continent that dares venture into the sea. leviathans and sea serpents infest these waters, so dragons here aren't always the apex predators. houses are carved out of the cliff face. a gigantic sea monster skeleton goes on along the coast, with leaders making its skull their main living place

The Silent Swamp: danger is a constant, so being always on the lookout is a must if one is to survive here. giant serpents and crocodiles inhabit the waters, wyverns patrol the skies, scavengers travel along marshes and rivers, and noxious poisons are something that many creatures share here, both predator and prey. however, this harsh environment doesn't deter swamp lurkers from making the most out of these murky waters and shady forests

Plus some extra versions teehee (uploading them the first time crashed my whole laptop :p) oh and paper textures are from unsplash

#wof #wings of fire #ashwing #GOD DAMNNNNN i was having fun intil i had to do the forests jfc #yes that sea monster skeleton thing IS inspired by the lost river in Subnautica bc it goes hard as fuck #btw think of the swamp as a mix between the poison jungle and the mud kingdom #btw i have wof and tf drawings planned so worry not!#also in the swamp there's meant to he like most of it covered in trees vegetation and water but it would've obscured the outline #pretend it's there lol

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anonymous-dentist · 11 months

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listen. i need you to add etoiles as like a professional monster hunter who never manages to find any monsters to kill. he's crazy jealous of cellbit's ability to just have the paranormal land in his lap. i need him to be cringefail comic relief so bad

Fun fact, Etoiles in this au is quite literally a monstrous sentient cucumber. With arms. Every day he questions his existence, why?? Why must he be forced to live this way?? He was meant to be a salad, not a man!! He patrols Quesadilla City at night, protecting innocent supernatural creatures from monster hunters. He may not be happy with his existence, but if he was given life for any reason, it was this.

#asks!#anon!#monster au fic #he walks into the grocery store and gazes longingly at the vegetable section #what he would give to be normal like them #maybe then he would have lived a painless life #but his existence now… it’s misery

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scribefindegil · 6 months

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It sounds like a deranged thing to say for a story whose premise is "There's a giant evil broccoli controlling everyone's minds," but it's very important to me that Brassica Heresy feels as grounded as possible. The only aspect of the mind control that isn't "this is how actual high-control groups operate, But Faster" is the memory erasure. Everything else just uses fantastical means to reach an endpoint that can be, and is, easily accomplished with mundane ones.

#that's also why so much of the first act is basically 'apocalyptic slice-of-life'#yeah your city's in the thrall of some monster vegetable but you still have to go to school #mob talk #heretic au

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megalommi · 1 year

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People in Undertale go to work with their co-worker who is an airplane and are neighbours with a family of carrots

But then they're like "what the fuck what the fuck a talking flower??"

#in seriousness i think #monsters are intuitive with souls and so would recognise another monster despite the varied shapes or types #and flowers dont have souls #but vegetables do i guess

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briefbestiary · 1 year

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A perplexing mythical lamb, this medieval beast was a legend about an area of the world that Europe knew little about at the time. The vegetable lamb itself was a product of the, as of then, many unknowns.