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moved-to-piersgender · 8 months

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No offense to the goodly Christian part of Skillets audience but maybe the real reason Skillet completely dropped thier old sound was because they sound more like wanting to get dommed by Jesus then worshipping him in the more traditional sense

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WORLDWIDE JESUS DOMINATION indeed...

#skillet band #Skillet music #Christian music #Christian rock #Suggestive #christianity #Mild blasphemy #Youtube #Semi-ironic Skillet fan tag

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suunflower-speaks · 1 month

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god is a fag and that means we can kiss so hard that i burn up in its divine light and be wholly consumed by its pleasure

#bun bouncin #nsft #ftm nsft #t4t nsft #trans nsft #mild blasphemy #anyways #tw religious themes #religious kink #sometimes i want to just be consumed #i just think it’s neat #god is a fag #i should call my girlfriend god someday /hj #it is divine to meeee

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teleport-warning · 2 years

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Cursed mashup time: classical art edition!

#The Entombment of Christ #twewy #the world ends with you #joshua kiryu #neku sakuraba #shiki misaki #bito daisukenojo #mild blasphemy #with apologies to Caravaggio #This was mostly redlined off at the suggestion of a friend #sorry not sorry #cursed mashups #teleport warning draws

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mostlymadbrewing · 1 year

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Are the hotel cuck chairs provided by the Gideons as well?

#text #jokes #mild blasphemy

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sketchyfletch · 2 years

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Catharting with arting

#alex faces god #mild blasphemy

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cynomain69 · 1 year

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merry crisis to all who celebrate!!

i was very tired when i made this and so they are tiny animals in some panels but i think that just heightens the vibes

#desert gang #haino #cytham #love u desert gang #three magi as the three magi discussing the story the gift of the magi #haino lowkey married #cynomain69 wishes u all a very happy holiday season #it was a very lucky coincidence that the christmastime banner features a character that is the son of a god technically #a little mild blasphemy is okay sometimes #as a treat

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agavegator · 7 months

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B L A S P H E M Y

#digital art #illustration #oc #furry #furries #dragon #bishop #tapestry #run through #mild blood #body horror #blasphemy

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flyingfishtailoutpost1 · 4 months

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Driving through town last night, saw a house that was decorated top to bottom and said “WOW look at all those lights!”

My daughter exclaimed “JESUS!”

I was like, ok, where’d she pick up that particular swear? I don’t think that was me, that’s not my standard swear. Then I realized that there was a nativity scene on the lawn, and she was a kid raised by a couple of agnostic Buddhist/pagans and went to a preschool based out of a church so she sort of sees Jesus as this interesting character who occasionally pops up here and there like Kermit the Frog.

Anyway, that said, I was thinking that maybe I should try out using the Muppets as swears whenever I feel like taking anyone’s name in vain. It makes about as much sense.

#kids #tw mild blasphemy #??

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forgetful-river · 2 years

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I've come down with an illness so I'm projecting onto Aradia Bonus:

#its an ear infection. I'm 20 and I got an ear infection #its probably bc of allergies but its much funnier to say its a punishment from god for doing mild blasphemy #the worst part about being an Adult is that if you want sick soup you've either gotta make it yourself or ask a friend #Anyway. I am suffering #day 37 #50 days of aradia #aradia megido #hs #my art #homestuck

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doing-something-unholy · 1 year

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sexy alternate universe church where priests take vows of free-use instead of celibacy

getting passed around by my congregation as stress relief to absolve them of their sins

what better way to get rid of your sins than by fucking them into a pious boycunt?

#hierophilia #priest kink #heirophilia #blasphemy kink #corruption kink #mild cnc #hi i might be drunk and want to get pinned down 😫#father speaks #from the pulpit #i still haven't fixed my tags! fuck!

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spockeye-fierce · 4 months

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Remember, Henry Blake died for your sins.

#m*a*s*h #henry blake #random shit #blasphemy #(mild)

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existennialmemes · 11 months

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The Gospel of =3

What's up Tumblr? Do you folks like Being Silly and Mild Blasphemy? Because I've got a lot of both of those things 😎👉👉

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I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH

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WHICH STRENGTHENS ME

#Silly #memes #Mild Blasphemy because I can't actually blaspheme against a religion I don't believe in #The Gospel of Silly

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fates-pet · 6 months

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my dashboard's valiant attempts to give me a priest kink will NOT sway me (<- guy who already has one)

#my religious beliefs are “if the hell i was threatened with as a child exists i am going to it”#and idk if that makes me more or less inclined to want to commit mild to severe blasphemy with a hot priest

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mbrainspaz · 2 years

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funniest reaction to my new name had to be when I finally explained the biblical inspiration behind it to my mom and she was like "oh, so you don't think it's blasphemous to call yourself 'god-breathed creative soul'?" "No?" "Oh I see." *reluctantly tosses aside rock*

#lmao #save me from my family #so ridiculous #a little mild blasphemy as a treat #ex evangelical #name change

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horny-ex-catholic · 1 year

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If it wouldn't be fuckin tedious to deal with people, my pronouns would just be the royal we

#i have a mild obsession with it #i used it for myself hypothetically and tbh it made me feel like god #and we all know how much i love blasphemy #my post

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mayra-quijotescx · 4 months

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new hyperspecific idea: king cake babies that are edible, but also spicy. Not like 'this will kill/seriously harm you' level spicy, just enough to where you will have to pass an elevated persuasion check on everyone else if you want to get out of 'found the baby' tamale purchase by eating the Baby Jesus in effigy.

#this particular holy infant is not tender and mild #but it is better than plastic!#a blast for you and a blasphemy

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