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moxxiejoestar · 1 year

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Book of thoth the god of knowledge (5/?)

to see future like crystal ball

Meanwhile at vivziepop universe after the time eater destroy the sonic universe now is next IMP city & pentagram city to destroy it.

The time eater is destroyed the happy hotel & IMP building then suck all character into the time hole to send difrent universe

Vortex: what was that sound?

Verosika: IDK, vortex but what was that thing from outside from the window?

Vortex: I have no idea but this thing makes a portals & IS SUCKING AT US INTO THE PORTAL!!!!

Vortex got sucked into the portal then breaks the window

Vortex: VEROSIKA!!!! HELP MEEEeee...

Vortex completely sucked into the portal & send to different the uniform

Verosika: SOMEONE!!!! ANYONE!!!! HELP ME-

Verosika mayday got completely sucked into the portal & send to the white space

Meanwhile at IMP building

The time eater bashed the window

Blitzø: who the hell is smashed my windows!?

Millie: what's that?

Blitzø: are they make a portals to human world?

Loona: AAAAAAaaaaaa...

Loona got sucked into the portal to send the different universe

Millie: hold me, moxxie!

Moxxie: I got you, millie! *finger slipped the handle to hold* OH NO!

Millie: BLITZ-

Moxxie & millie got sucked into portal to send the Different universe

Blitzø: SOMEONE, *fingers slipped the handle to hold* HELP US!

Blitzø got sucked into the portal to send the whitespace

Meanwhile at the stolas palace

The time eater bashed the walls & roof then sucks stolas, stella & octavia into the portal to send the whitespace

Meanwhile at the happy hotel

The time eater bashed in the walls & window then suck Charlie & alastor into portal to whitespace then suck husk, niffty, Angeldust & vaggie into portal to different universe

meanwhile at the liminal space of floating platform of fortune-city with power on, fountain on & infinite food n drinks for free then the portal open & spits loona out

Loona: where the hell am I? *see the holes* huh? What this floating black hole doing here? *Looks closer*

The portal open

Vortex & loona: OH SHI- *crashed*

Vortex: *crash, gulp & burp* ugh... Where am I?

Loona: who turn off the lights?!

Vortex: loona?

Loona: v-vortex?! *blushing so hard*

Vortex: LOONA! OH GOD IM SO SORRY!

loona: it's okay vortex. It's feels so nice in here *push very gently & soft at vortex stomach*

Vortex: I'll get yo- *feels the good spot* ah yeah that's so better *smooch on her cheek* (>///w///<)

Loona: aww I love you, vortex <:3

Vortex: I love you too, loona X3

Meanwhile at the slot ranch casino bar then portal spits Niffty & husk out

Niffty & husk: *spits out & crashed*

Husk: *crashed, gulp & burp* ugh... My head

Niffty: where am i?

Husk: huh?!

Niffty: husk?!

Husk: what the hell are you doing in my belly?!

Niffty: how did I ended up here?!

Meanwhile at fortune-city hotel then portal spits vaggie & Angeldust out

Vaggie & Angeldust: *spits out & crashed*

Angeldust: *crashed, gulp & burp* ugh... What did I ate?

Vaggie: let me out!!!!

Angeldust: vaggie?!

vaggie: *sigh*

Angeldust: how did you end up here?!

Meanwhile at Yucatan casino then portal spits moxxie & millie out

Millie & moxxie: *spits out & crashed*

Millie: ow!

Moxxie: where are we?

Millie: IDK, hon

Moxxie: me too *stomach growing louder*

Millie: looks like you're hungry

Moxxie: yeah I'm very hungry & there's no food in this room but you look so good

Millie: *ideal* open your mouth, mox~

Moxxie: *opens my mouth*

Millie: *hops in & ready to gulp*

Moxxie: *gulp, touched millie face on my neck & burp*

Millie: there ya go, moxxie!

Moxxie: aww thanks, honey (>///w///<)

Millie: can you feel this? *rubs his belly inside*

Moxxie: oh my god yes! That is the most feel of rubbing on the good spot I've ever feel (^w^) *yawn*

Millie: aww you look so tired (^///w///^)

Moxxie: *sigh & shy* yeah imma get some rest, let me know that you want out

Millie: okay! Imma stick my arm & my head out of your belly *sticks out my arm & my head out of his stomach* it's feels so warm, cozy & nice in here (>///w///<)

Moxxie & millie: *blush harder*

Moxxie's stomach: *growling & sloush in love sound very louder*

Moxxie: I love it when you stretched my belly to cause your body (>///w///<)

Millie: awww thanks, sweetie *kiss on his cheek & mouth* goodnight, moxxie (^///w///^)

Moxxie: goodnight, millie *kiss on her cheek & mouth* (^///w///^)

They ready get some sleep in Yucatan hotel

This is what boingo & thoth the god of knowledge send me this future so beware of it & stay tuned folks!!!!

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fivefeetfear · 2 years

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Fighter Chp 3

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“LISTEN UP BITCHES! WE ARE CANCELING WHATEVER WE HAVE TODAY BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO THE PISS AWARDS!”

Blitz shouts as he kicks the staff lounge door down spooking his coworkers and daughter in the process.

“You mean THE PISS awards? Where they only exclusively invite famous people?” Millie ask as she sipped her coffee.

“Yes!” Was his only response as he rocked on his heels and toes. Moxxie raised a finger as he spoke up.

“Sir, the probability of us going to the PISS awards are zero. We aren’t well know enough to be invited and we can’t even afford one ticket let alone 4. So how in heaven are we getting in?” Moxxie questions not in the mood to be sneaking into places they shouldn’t be. Again. Blitz look at Moxxie with a long blank stare not saying a peep. It was unnerving.

“Moxxie I’m gonna level with ya, I didn’t hear a single fucking thing you said nor do I give a fuck.”

Blitz then whips out 4 VIP tickets from behind his back flashing the golden tickets to his peers.

“To answer your question Mills, yes they do only invite uptight snobby fuckers to these shindig but I just so happen to be BFF with the opening act. Obscure Heart!” Luna finally tunes in to the conversation at the mention of one of her favorite singers. Her ears pointed up as she glares at Blitz in disbelief.

“No fucking way! You know Obscure?!” Blitz place his hands on his hips as he lean forward for dramatic effect.

“Yes I do. And you would have known that if you came home last night!” He shouts like a baby.

:readmore:

“She was at our house!?”

“How do you know so many celebrities?” Moxxie pipes back in genuinely confused.

“Look it’s a long story and I rather not get into now. All you idiots need to know is we were childhood friends that lost touch, ok? Glad we had this talk, now let’s go to the PISS AWARDS!”

“FUCK YES!” Millie shouts in excitement as she grabs Moxxie by the hand ready to go home to get all doll up for the award show! Luna stands up and follows Blitz out the room still texting on her phone.

“I’m considering this my birthday gift since the last gift you gave me was a box of fucking spiders.” She informs Blitz.

“Sounds good to me!”

……………

“Obscure you have visitors.” One of the body guards informed me. I was currently having my revealing skin tight outfit fitted for the show. I carefully turn around and saw Blitz and his friends. Oh thank Satan! I felt like I was gonna vomit all day!

“Blitz and friends! Thank you for coming!” I say nervously as I wave my hands to get my nervous out.

“Whoa Damn (N/N) you’re a real fucking knock out! My, my how you’ve grown~” he purrs as his eyes traces the curves of my figure.

“Keep it in your pants B, now are you going to introduce me to your friends or not?”I ask trying to get my mind off the show.

“Oh right these dummies. This is Millie and her short dick bitch baby of a husband Moxxie.”

“HEY!” The white hair imp protest but went unheard by his boss. Kind of felt bad for the guy.

“And this is my special wittle girl Loony. She a big fan!”

“Da-Blitz!” The hellhound hisses in embarrassment. I giggle as offer my hand out for a shake.

“Nice to finally meet you Luna. If anyone should be given an award it be you for putting up with Blitz and his bullshit.” I crack making the teen wolf give a small smile.

“Yeah but I can’t say he doesn’t keep it interesting.”

“Oh I know there’s never a dull moment with the cheeky bastard.”

“Ok ok can you two stop talking shit about me like I’m not here.” The imp himself complains with a pout. I giggle as I pet his forehead.

“Sorry B it’s not our fault your a little bitch. Oh I almost forgot! These are the free liquor badges! So save me some shots! Ima need them mid performance to keep the tempo and shake the nerves!” Blitz swap the cards out of hands loops the lanyard around his friends and daughter neck.

“Awe thanks hon! I’ve seen your videos, I’m sure you’ll do great!” Millie cheers excitedly.

“I’m not into the pop genre, it’s no Mozart or Beethoven but I too am excited nonetheless.” I wanted to physically roll my eyes on how pretentious he sounded. But kept up the smile not letting what he said bother me.

“Thank you! I hope you enjoy!”

“Obscure your on in five!” I felt my heart drop as I took in deep breaths. Oh shit oh shit oh fucking shit! This is happening!

“N/N you ok?” I heard Blitz say as he snap his claws in front of my face.

“Yeah just really fucking nervous. Can you stay with me until I go on?” I ask softly still feeling like ima pass out.

“Of course!” He response happily.

“A security guard will escort you all to the table. You guys have front row seats I made sure of that.” With a quick thank you the others left to their table to enjoy the show.

……..

Blitz walk me to the stage we stood off to the as everything was getting set up. The band was checking the sound and my dancers were either chatting or warming up along with my backup vocalist.

“This doesn’t seem too bad.” I mutter as I look out to the crowd, I could barely see them because of the lights.

“Oh I couldn’t fuck tell by the way your breaking every bone in my goddamn hand!” Blitz says trying to pry his hand our my grip. I quickly let go and apologized.

“B I am so sorry! I’m so nervous it’s about to-“

“HELLLLOOOO YOU SEXY BITCHES!”

Oh no. My blood ran cold as I stop talking.

“Are you fucking kidding me.” Blitz whispers as he watches the clown himself slide down a pole onto the stage. The jester smiles wide as his stupid hat jingles.

“Before we get things rolling, I want to give a quick announcement! Due to Murder Mayhem being missing or some shit Ill be subbing in to be all your dirty lil fuckers host for the night!!” The crowd cheer as the clown soaks in the attention. As Fizzarolli lives his best life I am living my worst nightmare!

“Blitz I wanna go.”

“Go? Go where?” He ask trying to read my body language. I wrap my tail around me as I took a step towards my dressing room. But Blitz blocked me.

“Get out the fucking away!” I whisper yelled at him not trying to draw attention.

“No! I’m not gonna let you back out because his sorry ass is here. You made it this far. So you are going on that stage even if I have to drag your bitch ass on!” Blitz hisses as he pulls out a tiny bottle of liquor.

“I snuck this in, I didn’t feel buying drinks but thanks to you I don’t have to. So drink this shit up, take a breath and make the PISS awards your bitch!” I crack a smile at Blitz version of a pep talk. He was always so honest and that’s what I fucking needed now. I grab the drink from his hand and took a big gulp. Uhhh it’s disgusting. But the liquor brought warmth to my chest and ease the anxiety. There’s no better remedy than liquid courage.

“Thanks B.” The red demon gave me a large devilish smile and spun me around toward the stage.

“Yeah yeah enough with the sappy shit. Now get out there and fucking sing.” I smile as I stood besides my dancers and vocalist waiting to be introduced.

“Now without further ado please welcome to the stage the hottest singer on screamtube OBSCURE HEART!” Fizzarolli shout as a roar of applause echos in the building. I took a quick breath before following my dancers to the center of the stage with my head held high.

“Go get’em sexy.” Fizzarolli said as he walks by giving me a hard slap on the ass. It took everything in my begin to not react.

He’s so Disgusting. Once I took my position on stage the music began. Fizzarolli turn around and caught sight of Blitz. Before he could confront the idiot he was pull aside by the stage director for next coming announcements.

I nodded to the DJ signaling to him I’m ready. He gives me a thumbs up and pushed a few buttons. I could feel the stage vibrate from the bass beneath my feet. The sensation filled me with adrenaline. I double check the ear piece holding the mic close to my mouth as I prepare to perform.

Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows)

Where my dawgs at?

(Uh, let me loose)

Oh, I'm overdue

Give me some room

I'm coming through

Paid my dues

In the mood

Me and my girls gonna shake the room

DJ's spinning (show your hands)

Let's get dirrty (that's my jam)

I need that, uh, to get me off

Sweat until my clothes come off

The lights are blinding and the bass of the music was deafening. It made the stage fright I had simply vanish as I sang to the audience. I expected to push my limits while performing but Singing and dancing an intense choreography is hard not to mess up. Having so many eyes imitated the fuck out of me but I had to push those feelings aside to make it look effortless. Me and my dancers move quickly to the beat of the song. We had gotten on the floor, shaking our asses, crawling, bending our bodies every which way to angle our assets to the audience. It built sweat easily as we continue to move as a unit.

“Holy shit this is so fucking hot! FUCK IT UP BITCH!” Blitz yells. Millie was cheering loudly in her seat while Moxxie couldn’t form a proper sentence. Luna was playing it cool as she recorded and post it on her social media. She would smile when she got envious comments on her stories.

And I bet you somebody's gonna

Call the cops

Uh oh (uh oh)

Here we go (here we go)

Yo, hot damn

Doc a Jam like a Summer Show

I keep my car looking like a crash dummy drove

I was able to step off the stage while the rappers took over their parts. I knew it’s gonna last a while so I made my way to my friends panting with a large smile on my face.

“Hey how are y’all liking it so far?” I ask softly. Blitz immediately went into mom mode as he grabs a napkin and dabs the sweat from my neck and forehead

“You are killing it!!” Millie says as she slide me a shot glass. I threw it back welcoming back the warmth in my chest.

“Your doing great sweetie just a few notes smile with your eyes and ass. And bring those leg kicks higher, do that and your golden.” I giggle as I shook my head.

“Thanks B, I can always count on you for a laugh. Mind giving me a hand on the table my part is coming up.” Blitz offer me a hand as I carefully step on the sturdy table.

Gonna get rowdy (rowdy)

Gonna get a little unruly (ruly)

Get it fired up in a hurry (hurry)

Wanna get dirrty

It's about time that I came to start the party (party)

Sweat dripping over my body (body)

Dancing, gettin' just a little naughty

Wanna get dirrty

It's about time for my arrival

Gonna get rowdy

Gonna get a little unruly

Get it fired up in a hurry

Once I was back on the stage it was just a mass of bodies and hands touching me snd my hands are on my dancers. Their palms caress me from my breast to my ass. I kept up my vocal riffs as I fell into a easy split before crawling forward on my hands and knees to the front of the stage. I felt so powerful being so openly sexual in front of millions of eyes. It didn’t matter to me if they like the show I had all their attention and I’m all they can think about and that was fucking hot.

Wanna get dirrty

It’s about time that I came to start the party

Sweat dripping over my body

Dancing, gettin' just a little naughty

Wanna get dirrty

It's about time for my arrival

Gonna get rowdy

Dance and getting a little unruly (wanna get dirrty)

Get it fired up in a hurry

Let's get dirrty

It's about time that I came to start the party (oh dirrty)

Sweat dripping over my body (wanna get dirrty)

Wanna get a little naughty

Wanna get dirrty

It's about time for my arrival

Uh, what

When the song came to an end the arena filled with roar of applauses. Hearing such a thunderous sound was such an outer body experience. I couldn’t help the large smile plaster on my face from hearing the cheering. I could see why Fizzarolli was chasing this high, there’s nothing like it. It was so euphoric.

“Now that’s what I call one hell of an opening right folks??!” Fizzarolli ask the crowd making them cheer louder in my honor. I could feel my ear drums vibrating. Holy shit this is amazing.

“HELL YEAH SHE FUCKED IT UP!” I look to front and saw it was Blitz this made me smile wider. Millie and Moxxie were clapping loudly as Luna gave me a thumbs up. It was so nice to have friends to share this experience with, it made it all the more surreal. But I was yanked out my blissful feelings when I felt something cold wrapping around my hips. It was Fizzarolli Extendo arm pulling me to his side.

“Now before we move onto the next act how about a quick Q&A with the feisty demon herself. Obscure how are you fucking feeling?”

I grunt softly as I try to pry myself out of his hold but he just tightens it.

“Uhh yeah I feel fucking fantastic. This has always been a dream of mines.” I answer offering a small smile.

“Awee how sweet! That’s just the godly work we do here down in hell making dreams come true.” He crack earning some chuckles from the crowd.

“So we’re gonna dive into something a little more personal, you here with a boyfriend? Girlfriend? Fuck buddy?” He rapid fires as he squished our cheeks together.

“No.” I mutter out.

“Mhmmm want one? A fuck buddy that is?” I roll my eyes as I push his face away from mines. Fizzarolli only laughs in amusement.

“I came with friends actually.” I answer his stupid question not wanting to give off a bad impression on live tv.

“Ohhhhh and who are these friends of yours?” He questions as he zips to the front on the stage with a pair of binoculars.

“Well well well why aren’t I surprise. Blitzo how do you manage to keep snaking your scummy ass into the spotlight. Are you the celebrity bootycall or something?” He cackles having a spotlight shine on my table of guest. Blitz stood up on the table as he shout back.

“And what if I am you limp dick jester? At least I’m not the one making sex toys of myself to sale to desperate suicidal virgins!”

“Whoooaaa seems like I hit a nerve there! Be careful Obscure he is not the kind of guy I would get too serious with. He doesn’t know where his loyalty lies.” He took a jab at Blitz. A crook smile spreads across his face as he publicly shamed the red imp.

“Oh like your one to talk.” I spoke unintentionally. The clown turned his attention to me and tilt his body to the side.

“Ohhhh? Care to elaborate?” Fizzarolli challenges.

“Tsk never mind.” I back track as I began to turn away from him.

“No please, explain to me how I managed to piss you off when you were a total nobody to me until five minutes ago toots.” Nobody. I fucking hated that word. It just made my skin crawl having it be said by him again!

“That’s fucking rich coming from you. At least this nobody got by being herself until like you. Remind me again are those limbs natural or were you trying to impress someone else, Ollie?” I let the old pet name roll of my tongue and I could see the gears immediately turning in his head.

“Do I know you?” He ask as he move the mic away from his mouth. Not wanting to share personal information about himself in front of a live audience. That’s right he as rep to up hold. I snarl at him baring my fangs in anger.

“Not anymore.”

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And that part 3! Hope you like! Please like, comment, reblog or share!

The song is Dirrty by Christina Aguilera

Look up Dirrty Christina Aguilera l Choreography to get idea of what’s going on.

#fizzarolli reader #fizzarolli love story #fizzarolli x reader #helluva fizzarolli #helluva fanart #helluva boss x reader #love story #helluva love story

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blackhakumen · 4 years

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Mini Fanfic #215: Night Trouble (Helluva Boss)

*2:00am at Night*

Moxxie: (Sitting on the couch, watching the roof of the apartment with a sad sigh) ...............

???: Moxxie?

Moxxie yelped a little before turning around and see that was none other than his and Millie's boss, Blitzo.

Moxxie: Oh uh....hey, boss.....

Blitzo: How come you're up in this hour?

Moxxie: No reason....Just go back to sleep, sir.

Blitzo: (Crossed his arm with firm yet worried frown) Not until you tell me what's going on.

Moxxie: ('Sigh') Fine....I just....had a bit of a bad dream tonight....

Blitzo: (Sat next to Moxxie) What's the dream about?

Moxxie: Remember that kid we assassinated earlier?

Blitzo: (Instantly Understood who he's talking about) You mean that little shit? Why would you dream about him for?

Moxxie: I'm not dreaming about him in particular but rather.....about what he told me.....

Blitzo: You mean how he told you that you were a "Spineless Jackass"?

Moxxie: (Facepalms while Groaning) Yes.....

Blitzo: Ah, don't worry about him. We all agreed that he was a piece of shit, remember? And besides, he got what he deserves at the end. So there's really no reason for you to worry about it, you know?

Moxxie: I guess....but....dunno...I just can't help but to think...that maybe he's right about me...I mean.......what if I am too much of a 'Spineless Jackass' to Millie?....What If...... I'm holding her back from her happiness?....What if.....she doesn't want anything to do with me anymore?.......

Blitzo: ('Sigh') Moxxie, Moxxie, Moxxie. I gotta say, I'm starting to get pretty disappointed in you right now.

Moxxie: What are you talking about now, sir?....

Blitzo: I cannot believe that you, of all people, would think that you're not good enough for Millie. I mean, that woman loves you more than she loves working for yours truly. I should know, she brags to me about you almost all of the time.

Moxxie: Wait.... She actually brags about me?

Blitzo: You bet your ass she did. She told me how lucky she is to be with you everyday, how proud she is of you, hell, she even told me that she'll cut a bitch if anyone or anything hurt you.

Moxxie: (Chuckles Lightly) Yeah.... That's my Millie alright.......

Blitzo: Look, all I'm trying to say here is that you don't have to worry about anything here. Millie loves you for you, Moxxie. And she isn't gonna leave you anytime soon. End of story.

???: I could've told him that myself, boss.

The duo turned around and see Millie was standing beside the doorway this entire time with sad glare on her face.

Moxxie: M-M-Millie?! What are you doing up so late?

Millie: Oh nothing really. I was just standing up here, worrying to death about my husband, wondering why he isn't in the bed with me, and wondering why on Earth would he even think he isn't good enough for me.

Moxxie: (Eyes Widened) How much did you heard?

Millie: Quite enough, 'hon.

Moxxie: Oh....

Millie: (Sit next towards Moxxie) Moxxie.....Do you really think that you would never be good enough for me? That I would actually leave you?

Moxxie: I-I mean, it's not like I want to think that way. (Groans in Stress) Ever since that kid shit talked all of us at work, it bothered me to no fucking end!......I really hate this, you know?....

Millie: (Pull Moxxie in for loving hug) This is why I hate seeing you like this, Moxxie. It's not good for that cute head of yours~

Moxxie: I know......

Millie: And you don't have to worry about what that little shitty brat said or worry if you'll ever holding me back of anything. Cause I love you for who you really are. And there is no way in Hell that I'll EVER leave you. (Tears coming out her eyes) So please don't think otherwise....Okay?

Moxxie: (Starts Tearing up and hugging Millie tightly while watching tears coming out of her eyes) I'm so sorry, Millie.....I....I won't ever doubt our love like that again!

Millie: You promise?

Moxxie: Definitely. (Kiss Millie on the lips) I love you so much, Millie.

Millie: (Smiles Wholeheartedly while snuggling close to Moxxie) I love you too, Moxxie-kins~

Blitzo: ('Sniff') I always love seeing happy endings.....(Blowing his nose on a random tissue)

Moxxie: ('Sigh') Sir-

Blitzo: I know, I know. I'll won't ease drop on you kids-

Moxxie: (Rubbing the back of his head back and forth) Actually...I just wanted to thank you....You know....for....helping me out earlier and whatnot.....

Millie: (Smiles Softly at Blitzo) Thanks for taking care of my Moxxie for me, boss.

Blitzo: Heh Heh. (Smiles Satisfyingly) No thanks is necessary, my fucking peeps. I'm just happy I was able to help my family out.

Moxxie: (Rolled his eyes while sighing) Again with the 'family' bullshit.....

Millie: Let him have his moment, dear. He earn it.

@keyenuta

@vizziepop-blog

@miki-13

@ma-lemons

#helluva boss #moxxie #blitzo #millie #moxxie x millie #cute romance #blitzo cares about hos employees #millie loves her moxxie so much #swearing warning #have to edited it again to make it perfect. sorry about that #cuddling & snuggling

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conspiracieys · 3 years

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i wanted to write a thing abt my newest oc, Mollie! she’s engaged to Ellie and they are adorable and we STAN and i LOVE THEM....... so have this

tw: blood and murder, canon typical violence etc etc

Soft whimpers fill the room. In the center, a bandit is tied to a chair. Bodies litter the floor around him, blood splattered across the room. The walls are painted with brain matter, and the bandit whimpers again as a heeled foot comes down on a stray eyeball that had been just laying on the ground, long since separated from its owner.

"What's wrong?" coos the soft voice of the woman who twists her foot on the eyeball just a little bit more. A wicked smile splits her face as she steps over a body to reach the man in the middle.

Without even looking, the woman shoots a bandit in the head before they could properly lay a hand on her from their position on the ground.

The bandit tied to a chair whimpers once more.

"P... P-p-please," he stutters behind the mask. The woman raises her eyebrows at him and comes to a stop before him. Her hands settle easily on her hips and she tilts her head to the side as she observes him. "Please," he begs.

The woman hums quietly as she seems to weigh his words in her mind. "No," she says after a moment. "You should have just agreed to my prices in the first place. None of this would have happened if you'd just agreed to the price I set."

She outright laughs when the bandit jerks in his seat and spews curses at her. "Your fucking price was too high!" he shouts.

"Unlike the value you placed on your friends' lives, definitely," she agrees. Then the woman sighs and shifts her gun to reload it properly. "Now normally I'd let you live to tell everyone about what I do to those who try to bargain with me. But..." She reaches up and brushes a strand of hair back from her face. "You yelled at me. I don't like it when people yell at me. So unfortunately my work here will be uncredited. What can you do, I suppose."

The bandit recoils as she steps forward. "You're insane," he hisses.

Her laugh is sweet and light and she bobs her head in response. "No, no. I'm Mollie." She cocks the gun, pleased to see the bandit trembling down the barrel of her gun.

Both Mollie and the bandit flinch, though, when the loud sound of Mollie's ECHO sounds in the small shack.

"Well, fuck," Mollie says with that sweet smile plastered on her face. She keeps her gun aimed at the bandit as she pulls out her ECHO, quickly answering the call. "Hey, baby," she purrs.

Behind the mask, realization dawns on the bandit of who, exactly, this woman is when the person calling her speaks.

"Heya, hon!" Ellie exclaims cheerfully. "Is this a bad time?"

Mollie hums. "A little bit," she admits. "Was just trying to finish up a sale."

"Ohhhh, another sale this week?" Ellie cheers. "Hope it goes well!" She pauses and then adds," Or is it cleaning up a bad sale t'night?"

"Cleaning up," Mollie says honestly. "Today's just didn't go well. Apparently they had no sense of self preservation. But it's alright. Mollie's Munitions will take off one way or another."

Ellie laughs her loud, boisterous laugh, and even an idiot could see the way Mollie's entire face and body softens at the sound. A smile soft as warm butter settles on Mollie's face.

"Help!" the bandit screams suddenly, and the smile is wiped off of Mollie's face in an instant. "HELP! This bitch is crazy!"

"Bitch?" Ellie repeats. "Bitch? Baby tell me exactly where you are! I am goin' to rip that man a new asshole and shove his useless head righ' up it!"

"No need to get your beautiful hands bloody, my love," Mollie soothes. She turns away from the ECHO to give the bandit an unimpressed look right before pulling the trigger. The bullet shoots clean through his mask and between his eyes, burrowing it's way out of the shack behind the bandit as his brains splatter out the exit wound. "Sorry," Mollie apologizes, turning back to the call on her ECHO. "Didn't think he had it in him."

She smiles again as Ellie begins to fuss over her, asking if she's alright after being yelled at and after hearing such foul language directed at her. She lets Ellie fuss for a few moments more before she smoothly interrupts.

"As much as I love your undivided attention, beautiful," Mollie says. "I know your time is valuable. What's on your mind?"

"Oh!" exclaims her fiancee. "Right, right. Well, Moxxi wanted ta know if ya can pick her up somethin' since you're on Pandora! Said she'll chip in even more ta the weddin' if you do!"

Mollie's lip curls at the thought of her fiancee's mother, but softens a touch at the mention of extra money. Moxxi has money in spades, and Mollie is of the firm belief that Moxxi should be paying more than she actually is. So any chance to squeeze money out of the woman is a chance that Mollie will take.

"Sure," she says, pulling herself out of her thoughts. "Have her shoot me a call, okay?" Ellie chirps her affirmative. "Alright. I should start heading out. I'll let you know when I'm back on the ship, baby."

"I'll be thinkin' of ya, darlin'!"

With a smile and voice full of nothing but love, Mollie says, "And I you. I love you, my clover."

Ellie giggles, the same way she always does when Mollie calls her that. "I love you too, supernova."

#stardust.txt #writing tag #oc: mollie #otp: glitter and crimson

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Mini Fanfic #213: Finally Home From Work (Helluva Boss)

Millie: (Happily Snuggling close to her husband on the couch) It feels good to finally be home.

Moxxie: (Smiles Relaxingly) Tell me about it... Being here with you is a lot more better than being at work right now.

Millie: Well I'm glad you're in a better mood now, 'hun. (Puts on an adorable sad frown for Moxxie to see) I don't like seeing you sad or upset.

Moxxie: (Starts feeling bad regardless of how cute he thinks his wife is being right now) I'm sorry for worrying you, dear. I guess everything that happened at work today really got to me.....

Millie: I know our job can be a lot stressful sometimes, but we always pull through at the end. Right?

Moxxie: Yeah....I suppose so.

Millie: (Smiles Brightly while holding Moxxie's hands) And I know that as long as we have each other, we can keep getting through just about anything. Even stress!

Moxxie: (Starts Smiling Softly again) You're too good for me, Millie....

Millie: (Poking Moxxie's cheek while pouting) Stop that! We both know that's far from the truth!

Moxxie: (Chuckles Lightly) I know I know. I just....(Gives Millie a loving hug) I love you so much, Millie~

Millie: (Hugs Moxxie back with a loving smile) I love you too, Moxxie-kins~

???: I love you guys, too.

Moxxie starts to yelped and fear before turning around to see it was none other than their boss, Blitzo ('O' is silent)

Moxxie: (Facepalms while Groaning) Why the fuck are you here now?.....

Blitzo: (Shrugging with a smile on his face) Whaaat? Can't your boss hang out with his two favorite employees for the night?

Moxxie: We're your only employees, plus Loona, sir.....And speaking of which, how come you're not spending with her instead?

Blitzo: Well, she told me she has some shit to do. Soooo here I am. Joining my two employees in a cuddling moment.(Rubbing the top of Moxxie's hair with a teasing smile) Is that a good enough reason for you, Moxxie-kins?

Moxxie: ('Shooing' Blitzo's hands away from his hair) Knock it off! And need I remind you again about the time you were in our fridge, watching us sleep, or even tried to fucking film us outside of our window?

Blitzo: Alright. I'll admit, those three moments are a bit too much on my part. But can't you blame a guy for trying to spend some quality time with his two friends?

Moxxie: (Raised an eyebrow)......

Millie: (Whisper to Moxxie's ear) Maybe we should let him stay for the night, hon.

Moxxie: Do we have too?.....

Millie: I know he can be a handful most of the time, but he seems like he really wants to hangout with us. I mean, how could you say no that face?

Moxxie turns to Blitzo giving him a puppy dog eyes.

Millie: Or to mines?~

Moxxie turns back to see his wife being adorable again with those puppy dog eyes of hers.

Moxxie: (Groans) Fine..... We'll let you stay here for the night, sir......

Blitzo: Seriously? I mean, you're not actually Bullshiting your boss here, are you?

Moxxie: Nope. You're welcome to stay here for the night. Just try not to cause us any more trouble, alright?

Blitzo: Deal! (Pulls Moxxie and Millie for a group hug) You're the best, Moxxie-kins.

Moxxie: (Turns away with a slight blush on his cheeks) Whatever........

Millie: (Place two hands on Moxxie's cheeks) I'm so proud of you, Moxxie-Kins. (Kiss him on the lips before snuggling into his shoulder with a satisfied smile)

Moxxie: (Sighed while forming a little smile on his face) (Huh. It's weird. Even with the boss with us, it still feels relaxing...)

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#helluva boss #moxxie #millie #blitzo #loona (mentioned)#moxxie x millie #lots and lots of fluff here #romamce #friendship #cuddling & snuggling #swearing warning #have to edited it again to make it perfect. sorry about that

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