Hugo, two hours after joining QSMP, being so immersed in the qlobal translator's existence that he tried to use it irl to thank his McDonald's deliveryperson
Hugo: Ich hab... Ich hab grade zum Lieferanten "dankeschön" gesagt weil ich dacht'—ich hab mich so dran gewöhnt Deutsch zu reden, weil das automatisch übersetzt wird in QSMP, dass ich dachte, dass—dass meinem Lieferant das dann auch übersetzt wird. Bro!
[cut] Digga das—ich erklär's nochmal ganz kurz. Also ich wohn' ja auf Madeira. Und die reden ja hier kein Deutsch. Digga, 'n Lieferant kommt hier hin, ich sag so "hello", ne, da hab—da wusst' ich irgendwie noch ok, Englisch. Bruder auf einmal sie gibt mir ne Tüte und ich sag "danke!" Weil ich— weil ich mit QSMP dachte dass das automatisch übersetzt wird—wird. Ich wa—ich—digga, das is' halt, das triggert dein Gehirn halt komplett.
(translation: I just... I just said "dankeschön" ("thank you" in German) to the deliveryperson because I thought—I'm so used to speaking German, because it's automatically translated in QSMP, that I thought that it would be automatically translated to my deliveryperson. Bro!
[cut] Bro that—I'm gonna explain it again for a sec. So I live in Madeira. And they don't speak German here. Bro, a deliveryperson comes here, I said "hello", like, at that point I still knew okay, English. And brother suddenly they give me a bag and I say "danke!" Because I—because with QSMP I thought it would be automatically translated. I—bro, that's just, that just fully triggers your brain.)
Hugo found the castle Ramón build for Fit and discovered that it's surrounded by barrier blocks. He climbed up and couldn't get in so now he's trying to get in underground
HE JUST GOT IN OMG
HE IS PERFECT FOR THE SERVER, TIME FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING
The difference between Hugo getting asked to join the project on May 3rd but officially joining the server March 16th almost an entire year of waiting, vs Tubbo who got asked to join 2 days before he was officially announced.
behold: pvp anime girl, welcome germany (COUGH LUXEMBOURG) to QSMP!
i looked up kasane teto and went to town. i wanted to incoporate something luxemborg since yknow, he's luxenborg not german. the most intriguing one i found was Wäffelcher, which are waffle cones. reason why is cause theres a peranakan snack called kuih kapit (love letter biscuits) that are kinda similar, in terms of shape. like a crunchy crepe waffle cone, mmmm
i wanted to blend anime girly with some battle wear and tear so he has some bandagess, torn skirt, a scabbard (no sword because the federation stole his weapons). she still got that pretty girl aesthetic, she gotta be fabulous. it kinda gives me ariana griande/cuteguy vibes im be so honest, i was designing this and also thought of strawberry crepe cookie by accident so the cones on the head is uh too much.
also vivi chocolate bear mousse thing, she's carried everywhere like the princess she is.
watching hugo’s vod is so funny because it keeps translating “geil” as “horny” much to Hugo’s dismay 😭😭 in german slang saying something is “geil” basically means it’s cool/awesome, but in the past the word was used for horny. Now it’s kinda how you’d say in English “that fucks”: everyone knows you mean “it’s cool”, and not the sexual implication of the phrase. Which is why geil is being mistranslated all the time lmaooo
HELP ME hugo ordered mcdonalds and just came back and told chat he said thank you to the (portuguese) deliveryperson in german because he was so used to things being automatically translated and thought they'd be able to understand him. he has only been here for two and a half hours. the qsmp effect