Boys that look like girls and girls that look like boys are kissing, sloppy style, in the waiting room of your cybernetics clinic

THEY BETTER BE🥰🥰

guess who just got HIRED!!!!!

that post about good things coming in late march is REAL guys and it landed me my dream job and a gorgeous condo and a Solid Salary

anyway @ my local mutuals if you wanna ski winter park i can maybe put you up

i have to edit a whole ass manuscript until thursday 😶‍🌫️ what is my life, why did i agree to this deadline, and why does my time management suck so much

I was reading the Attack of the Clone's script for *research* purposes, and it's been a while since I've seen the full movie but:

OBI-WAN: You look tired. ANAKIN: I don't sleep well, anymore. OBI-WAN: Because of your mother? ANAKIN: I don't know why I keep dreaming About her now. I haven't seen her since I was little. OBI-WAN: Dreams pass in time. ANAKIN: I'd rather dream of Padmé. Just Being around her again is... intoxicating. OBI-WAN: Mind your thoughts, Anakin, they betray you. You've made a commitment to the Jedi order... a commitment not easily broken... and don't forget she's a politician. They're not to be trusted.

Literally I will never be able to take the "Obi-Wan is so mean he didn't let Anakin go find his mother" argument seriously ever again. On a purely factual level, there's not a single indication Anakin told Obi-Wan his dreams showed him his mother was in danger or that he thought they were dreams from the Force. Anakin says himself that he doesn't know why he's dreaming of her, which makes Obiwan's "Dreams pass in time," so incredibly reasonable.

Wait wait wait let me update the language to the *pretentious voice* modern parlance. It'll be like a Shakespere "translation." Here we go:

Obi-Wan: you look tired Anakin: I haven't been sleeping well Obi-Wan: Cuz of your dreams? Anakin: Yeah I've been randomly having dreams about my mom all of a sudden. Obi-Wan: They'll probably go away if you wait a bit. Brains are weird like that sometimes. …

The only evidence Obi-Wan might have to the danger point is that the dreams are disrupting Anakin's sleep. But Obiwan is the one to bring up the dreams, in context of them disrupting Anakin's sleep. If Anakin was looking for an opening, that was it.

But way more importantly to me currently is the fact that Anakin transitions out of talking about his mother by going "I'd rather dream of Padmé. Just Being around her again is... intoxicating."

Wtf anakin??? Who says that??? Let alone to their brother-dad???

He seriously goes from talking about his dreams of his mother to how his crush that he's known for a couple days total at this point is really hot, and people expect me to believe that Obi-Wan was supposed to divine from this conversation that they needed to immediately run halfway across the galaxy to prevent imminent disaster?????

Let me continue my translation:

… Anakin: I'd rather dream about having sex with Padmé. She's so hot and pretty and nice Obi-Wan: Anakin remember how the beliefs you've been committed to for the past ten years are maybe important to you? Also politicians are generally corrupt, we eat the rich in this household.

This is a fanfic type miscommunication plot at best, except for some reason people act like Anakin isn't being about as clear as mud.

hey brennan what the fuck

BETTER CALL SAUL!

My headcanon for Modern!Machete before he encounters (re-encounters?) Vasco is that he works in some high-powered but low-profile position for an influential and well-known multinational. Like a corporate lawyer or accountant for Apple or Volkswagon or Shell. He's very, very good at his job, his assistants and staff think he's a good boss, his boss thinks he's great, but half his colleagues can't stand him because they think he got promoted for sucking up to their boss instead of for his skills (it was for his skills). He's got exactly enough interpersonal skills to recognize the problem and not enough to fix it. He gets paid extremely well, well enough to mostly pretend that he's happy and fulfilled (he still ends up happier in the Modern!AU because his job only sucks a little instead of literally destroying him. Also because modern medicine means his medical situation is much better understood and controlled). Yes this is all just the modern equivalent to what canon!Machete's got going on but it's startling how much carries over with no changes.

Oh that's so well thought out actually, I love that.

fellas. is it gay to follow your girlfriend out into the woods. is it gay to get dragged off by a wolf that eats half your face. is it gay to beat that wolf to pulp with an axe. is it gay to accidentally roast your mangled girlfriend over an open flame without realizing she still has a pulse. is it gay to carry your girlfriend back home until you literally cannot take another step. is it gay to hold her, half-unconscious yourself, swaying, while some feral corner of your mind manages to fire a flare for help. is it gay to hold her head while the needle goes in to stitch her jaw shut. is it gay to make twin masks for a party a few days later so she doesn’t feel self-conscious about her massive scarring. is it gay to kiss your girl in front of god, furry animals friends, and the world? is it gay to take ‘shrooms, run howling through the trees, and have trippy unmasked lesbian sex in the moonlight while your teammates threaten to cut a boy’s throat? is it gay, fellas? is it?

seeing jay hate on twt makes me want to die KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUT OF YOURMOUTH!!!! yeah hes annoying and flanderised and done incredibly dirty BUT HES MY GUY ONLY I GET TO SAY THAT!!!!!!!

What do we think Ronan and Adam even do to relax?

Like, aside from each other.

#two times Tim let go of the woman he loves #but only one time he couldn’t stop himself from looking back (inspired by @sculderfan)

Tom Sturridge Acting Mirrors: The Blink Reset

Not that I'm a Porter fan particularly but it's truly unhinged to assume he's this evil mastermind trying to manipulate Fig to raise a dead god and destroy cassandra when the much simpler explanation, that's actually supported by his actions, is that he's a fucking teacher and is trying to get his student not to pledge her life to something she doesn't really believe in

Like I get that he was a little mean to your blorbo gorgug, but that doesn't make him Evil calm the fuck down

Thinking about the fact that they had Maron be the saytr that brought Will to camp-

THEN WENT AND GAVE HIM A NYMPH GIRLFRIEND NAMED NAOMI?? I KNOW IT'S LIKE A ACTIVE GREEK NAME AND ALL BUT??? 😭

Idk if he keeps any contact with Will though. Cause I never thought he actually did any Protector stuff in awhile?? Maybe he was just in the area but idk hdfd

But, he just doesn't seem to be as close to any demigods as Grover and Couch Hedge. The cloven counsel in general always felt separate from over satyrs in duties.

But if he did keep in touch with Will, I'm just imagine how awkward it is to have your old protector have a gf with the same name as your mom fsgsg.

Like-common name probably and all, but it's still funny to imagine.

Poor Will XD

“he helped push a narrative where caiti is a liar” girl she literally admitted to lying

okay y'all this summer i'll make a youtube channel with a series where i just play videogames while high and try to talk abt deep feminist/activist topics and somehow make sense. it'll probably be a mess but a fun mess :3 i also want a series on that channel where i do feminist & sapphic media analysis, mostly of anime and old school cartoons bc i feel like there's way less media analysis vids abt animated media than abt other kinds of tv/movies! i want to make them about older kinds of animated media and compare it thru feminist lenses with animated media made these days!! i'm just very curious to see how they compare by delving deep into them. and i mean... it's an excuse to binge cartoons :P i also want to do it anonymously so i can get a little bit radfem without fearing abt my safety yay /s. i'll start off with just a series of clips of the shows i'm talking about in my vids but eventually i want to commission a little drawing of smtg that'll represents me with different expressions/reactions and use it on my channel hehe. i also want to put vids of my bunnies every now and then! and eventually some let's plays too. I'M SO EXCITEDDDDD

I'M SORRY TO BE CRINGE BUT BEING A YOUTUBER IS MY DREAM