I do love that essentially Stranger Things Day is "Everyone wish Will Byers a happy kidnapping RIGHT NOW 😤"

Another thing I like in g/t is when the giant is just a guy. No using his size to assert control over others, no dominance bs, just... A guy. Chilling.

Yeah, he might be over 100ft tall capable of destroying countless civilizations under his feet, but dude is having none of it, really. He's not interested in that power fantasy, just wants to hang out and chat, make some friends maybe.

forever referring to everything in terms of pre-cuck and post-cuck

obsessed with all the pictures and videos where george has the biggest widest happiest grin of all time on his face and bad is sitting next to him like he's just realized he's in hell or something, i've never seen anything like it

Okay okay. I know it's my offline day but I just found my conhons from > 10 years ago and they're *peek cringe* like on the first page I'm literally talking about whether I'm a top or bottom. FIRST PAGE!! I was 13!!!! THIRTEEN. I'm freaking out. Who let me do this?!

Bonus cringe content if you can read German. I'll be busy reading through these for the rest of the day. Let me know if you're interested in more cringe content from yours truly.

what's a joke or type of joke that always gets you no matter how many shows or movies you see it in?

I HATE to say it but fart jokes get me so bad

i genuinely find it so fucking hilarious that in 02x10, allison was like "sorry viktor i can't go with you to help save harlan so best of luck to you :/" but then she showed up two minutes later in the car because she just had to change into a cooler outfit akjskdfjaksdhf

Got unreasonably annoyed at some youtube comment trying to say that Mondstadt is based on the UK or the US for the fact that uhh (checking notes) they have knights which are clearly a british only thing and uhh (checking notes again) the city's main value is Freedom which is clearly not a concept known to the germans

The comments on viki are so annoying. Oh my god. I switched it on and saw a circle of hell.

if any of you know the jettdaddy sagemommy lore something really wild happened recently where averagejonas released merch and in the promo pic he was hugging and like all up on sagemommy (instead of his gf who was right next to him) and westjett tweeted about like why wasnt he hugging his gf and averagejonas replied and said thanks for the promo and jettdaddy saw this on stream and started laughing and people IN HIS GAME started making business partner jokes because they'd recognized him earlier and it was honestly the best time ive ever had like it is all so unserious

the way nobody likes robert todd lincoln will always be a little funny to me

One of my favorite Pokemon phenomena is how the villain teams have slowly gone from criminal organizations to Just Some Guys

I say that entirely with affection. Like yeah. They're "bad guy" teams, but only in function. In actually, they're just some guys. Team Skull? Just some guys. Team Yell? Just some guys. Even Team Star are just some guys. It's so funny.

Hypochondriac, Histrionic, Hysterical

The three H's of ableist assholes who definitely don't know psychology trying to use it to insult you.

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

something something dark magic