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teex · 8 months
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oh thank goodness the horny bonds are being re-formed in dallas
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petermorwood · 8 months
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Mushrooms in Cream Sauce...
...or Pilze in Sahnesoße.
This is for @killerblackberrypie, who went looking for the version on our "European Cusines" site and found the site gone.
@dduane had taken it down for maintenance, a new theme and to take some new photos, but while the site was down it web-provider went belly-up. These things happen.
"European Cuisines" Will Return - just not quite yet.
Our recipe was, ironically, one of the recipes slated for new pics, so while this text is from the site's offline backup (with a couple of tweaks from me, because why not?) photos are sourced from the web.
There are many, many other recipes online; they're mostly in German, but Google Translate handles Rezeptedeutch well enough. I've linked to a couple, which is only fair since I'm using their pix.
You'll also see the French word "champignons" in German recipes as often as German "Pilze"; I don't know whether this indicates a French origin for the recipe, or refers to a specific mushroom, or makes the dish sound more classy.
Here's one: Champignons in Sahnesauce mit Spätzle.
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And here's ours...
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Pilze in Sahnesoße from European Cuisines.
Contrary to popular belief, Germany is not a vegetable-free zone.
In fact, unless you find yourself buried in some tiny backwater in the Black Forest or someplace similar, Germany is much kinder to both vegetable-lover and vegetarian than a lot of other places. It will be rare to find a menu that doesn't have at least a few vegetarian or at least mostly-vegetable options on it, often far more creative than you might expect.
But leaving aside for the moment the issue of vegetarianism per se, Germans really do like more vegetables than potatoes and cabbage, especially seasonal ones in their prime. Asparagus season, for instance, has its own name: Spargelzeit - "asparagus time".
And mushrooms (all right, not as true veggies, but at least as fungi) turn up as stars in many entreés, especially in dishes meant to be served in the autumn, "Pilzsaison", mushroom season, when the good little creatures are coming up all over in the woods and the supermarkets.
This recipe calls for the mushrooms to be sautéed with onions in bacon fat (the bacon is added later). The pan is then deglazed with white wine, and various spices are added, one of them being paprika, which instantly suggests that this recipe probably sneaked over the border from Austro-Hungary, possibly via the Czech Republic.
Finally the cream and bacon go in.
The result is substantial, surprisingly elegant, and yummy.
This is definitely a recipe for a high-end Hobbit menu: an entrée for anyone who doesn't want their mushrooms upstaged by overly large amounts of meat.
The bacon-fat and bacon CAN be left out completely, making the dish meat-free. Use more butter along with more mushrooms and a red pepper diced small, and add 1/4 teaspoon smoked paprika.
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INGREDIENTS
NB, we work in metric so that's "correct"; Imperial is converted and "approximate", though it won't make much difference. Just don't combine them or your mushrooms might crash into Mars...
1 kg / 2 lb fresh mushrooms, domesticated or a mixture of wild types to taste
125g / 1/4 pound bacon, diced
60gr 1/4 cup butter or margarine
2 large onions, diced
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper
1/2 teaspoon paprika
60ml / 1/4 cup (or more if needed to deglaze) white wine, preferably a medium or medium-dry one
A pinch of nutmeg
A pinch of mace
250ml / 1 cup heavy cream
The juice of half a medium-sized lemon, strained
2 sprigs of fresh parsley
METHOD
Clean the mushrooms with a soft brush or dry cloth. (Never wash mushrooms.) If they're big, cut them in half.
Fry the bacon in a wok or large pan until lightly browned. Remove the bacon from the pan and set it aside.
Add the butter to the pan drippings. Add the onions; sauté until lightly browned.
Add the mushrooms; cook them until they're tender, stirring often.
When they're tender, raise the heat slightly and stir in the wine, salt, pepper, paprika, nutmeg, and mace. Cover the pan and cook over low heat for 15 minutes.
Remove from the heat. Add the cooked bacon, cream and lemon juice. Reheat until just warm. Do NOT let this mixture boil!!!
Garnish with parsley and serve with noodles, dumplings, mashed potatoes, whole potatoes... And some crusty bread to chase the last of the sauce.
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Our original photo used Spätzle, as in the first pic. Ribbon tagliatelle works just fine as well, while here is Saure Pilz-Sahnesoße served alongside Bohemian Dumplings, a long bread dumpling boiled in water or stock then cut into thick slices.
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From the same site, here's a simple potato treatment, Pilz-Sahnesoße mit Kartoffeln:
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As far as we've been able to make out, the main difference between mushrooms in cream sauce as a main dish, and creamy mushroom sauce for use with something else, is the proportion of mushrooms to everything else, and often the size of pieces into which they're cut. Really small bits are one more ingredient, large generous chunks are much more front and centre.
Ours is definitely a main course, and though we haven't made it for a while, the memory of that last time still makes my Mind Palate go...
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Soon. Soon...
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I'm 5"4.
I'm going to lose ~50 lbs by New Years. I'm going to look hot af at 150 lbs. I have big perfect tits and my ass is pretty banging too.
I think Tara babcock has my ideal stats. I'll go look it up and post SFW pix of her.
e d i t :
I can't find where she talks about her stats but it doesn't change my goals. I'm confident that she's around 5"4/150.
tara babcock:
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vehicle-research · 2 months
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Low-rez pix of the prototype Viking 9 Roadster
Originally with a bridge port 13B Mazda rotary.
250 HP / 800 Lbs. You do the math...
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helzadras · 1 year
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Officially down 30 lbs since we started our viking pix. https://www.instagram.com/p/CpjJxBRrT0K/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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danielicariocablog · 1 year
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luisjulya-blog · 1 year
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KIT OUTILET ONLINE 154,99 01 BONÉ 01 PERFUME 50ML 01 SMARTWATCH Y68 Entre em contato que enviaremos mais kits ao seu gosto; Whatsapp 21 - 99627•0572 Fazemos entrega e aceitamos todos os cartões e pix no ato da entrega!!! (em Gardênia Azul, Rio De Janeiro, Brazil) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoxLuq6r-lB/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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tvcanaa · 2 years
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“Apaguei as tuas transgressões como a névoa, e os teus pecados como a nuvem; torna-te para mim, porque eu te remi”. Isaías 44:22 🔰🔰🔰 🗣 Curta, Comente e Compartilhe! ⚠️ ┅┅┅┅═❧✧❧═┅┅┅┅ 🌾🍂🌾🍂🌾🍂🌾🍂🌾🍂 🅂🄸🄳🄽🄴🅈 🅂🄰🄽🅃🄾🅂 🇧🇷🇮🇱🇺🇸 🕎️✝️✡ ┅┅┅┅═❧✧❧═┅┅┅┅ INVISTA NESTA OBRA DE DEUS DOE - OFERTE - AJUDE CNPJ PIX: 35.527.362/0001-10 PICPAY: @ministeriocanaa ┅┅┅┅═❧✧❧═┅┅┅┅ ♻️🐼🐾🐾 ⏩ 📳 http://bit.ly/RedeCanaa 🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿 ┅┅┅┅═❧✧❧═┅┅┅┅ * | #redecanaã | #tvcanaã | #rádiocanaãfm | #ministériocanaã | #adcanaã | #canaã | #fmcanaã | #rádiocanaã | #canaãtv | #dizimoseofertas | #correntedeoração | #oração | #CanaãKids | #redecanaãdecomunicação | #canaãnews | #jornalcanaã | #jornalcanaãnews | #vozdaassembleiadedeus | #ministeriocanaaoficial | #Deus | #Jesus | #igreja | #gospel | #biblia | #espiritosanto | #missoes | #cristo | #jesuscristo | #assembleiadedeus | #biblico | 🕊️🕊️🕊️ (at Canela) https://www.instagram.com/p/CdmKgxpu-lB/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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agiantmonster · 6 years
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Issei really turned it up for the final round.
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teex · 2 years
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jj and jonesy saying that tk is playing so well this year bc he has big dog deslauriers in the lineup to keep him safe :))
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babypadawan · 4 years
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Aye stop that shit! You’re literally a very pretty ass woman. Like I wished I looked like you.
I just had some bad pix taken of me that like shattered my sense of self lol but I still hold the knowledge somewhere in the back of my mind that I’m attractive. Just right now it’s loud ass thoughts banging pots in the front of my mind saying “you ugly and fat and that’s why no one loves you! Bitch!”
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pinkpilates-princess · 5 months
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I wanna be 150 or less so badly
I'm going to make a post on nextdoor asking for weight loss buddies. I want to get into sports, yoga, dance and hiking. Plus it would be nice to have someone to talk to while I walk my dog.
I also wanna start dating. I hate making profiles though. Sooo boring. I also hate taking pix of myself. Even when I was 130 lbs I hated taking pix of myself. It's so boring
I was born in the wrong decade, lol
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marauderundercover · 2 years
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Making Memories: Ch. 14
Day 14: Vapor, Masks, Red Hood
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Marinette hums from her spot, perched on the chandelier. Technically, she wasn’t allowed to be up here. If Alfred saw her, she was definitely going to be in trouble. She’d probably be in trouble anyway, as there was quite literally nothing that happened in the manor without his knowledge. Grinning, she takes a breath, preparing herself for the chaos that was about to be unleashed.
“Dick! Tim! Jason! Hurry!” She yells, adding a little panic into her voice. She’d forewarned her dad and Damian, and Alfred definitely knew there wasn’t anything serious actually happening.
“Mari!” “Mars!” “Hang on Pix!” Her brothers all yell, and she can hear them stampeding towards the staircase. She just watches, trying hard to suppress her laughter as the three run face first into a wall of cling wrap. Just as she’d planned, the wrap wall tilts, dropping her older brothers onto the mattress waiting at the top of the stairs. She laughs as their combined weight makes the mattress shoot down the stairs, setting off a trip wire and dropping a bucket of glitter onto them. The mattress comes to a sudden stop, right underneath the chandelier. Her brothers all blink, obviously confused.
“Wow boys, I think the glitter really brings out your eyes.” Marinette calls, laughing at the incredulous looks on her brother’s faces.
“Glitter? In the house?” Dick says with wide eyes.
“You might’ve got us, but Alfie’s gonna get you, too.” Jason warns, shaking his head, glitter falling to the floor.
“Why?” Tim asks tiredly.
“I told Dad that the three of you were on my list for saying Adrien’s in love with me. Payback.” She says simply with a shrug.
“Miss Marinette.” Alfred sighs, walking into the room.
“Ooooo, you’re gonna get it now.” Jason teases. She rolls her eyes, calling out to her secret weapon.
“Hey Trixx?” She says. Trixx zips out, clapping once- making the glitter disappear. Her brothers all blink in confusion.
“Wait a minute, I thought Trixx couldn’t make illusions that could interact with living things.” Tim says, finally shoving himself off the mattress and frowning. Marinette simply grins.
“I might’ve worked on something special with Trixx and Tikki, just for the prank. Just a little Guardian magic." She says cheekily.
"And the rest of the mess?" Alfred asks with a raised eyebrow.
"Will be dealt with immediately." She assures him. He nods, shakes his head at her brothers, and then walks away.
"Hey! What'd we do? You're the one who pranked us!" Jason complains. Marinette just grins.
"Yeah, but this is tame compared to your pranks." She points out, snorting at Jason's exasperated huff. "Anyway, will you guys help me carry this mattress back to the guest room across from Damian's art room? I can clean up the cling by myself, but the mattress...not so much."
"How'd you even get it where it was?" Dick asks, grabbing one end of the mattress and motioning for Jason to get the other. It wasn't that it was heavy, it was just awkward to carry. Marinette shrugs.
"Kwamis." She says simply. Sometimes it paid to have nineteen tiny super-powered beings in her bedroom.
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"Hey Red, catch me if you can!" Marinette calls out, laughing as she swings through Gotham. She had, yet again, been paired with Jason for patrol. She loved it, but was sometimes confused why her dad paired the two of them. He'd obviously heard them goofing off before. But he kept pairing them. Oh well.
"LB, you know what B said!" He warns, though his tone is teasing. She just grins before speeding up, staying where he can see her but still pretty far ahead of him. She swings, adding a couple of flips as Jason curses behind her. She just laughs, continuing forward. Until she hears the screams. Throwing caution to the wind, Marinette swings towards the screams, frowning at the screaming people. Carefully scanning the area, she moves forward when she doesn’t see anything out of the ordinary. Well, besides the people. She cautiously moves towards one woman, reaching towards her to see if she could do anything to help her. But it’s like the woman doesn’t even see her. Marinette frowns, huffing out a breath. What was- oh crap.
“Red, does your mask have protection against fear toxin?” She asks shakily. She knew that she was screwed. She’d definitely been breathing in the toxin ever since she landed amongst the group.
“What the hell is happening?” He asks, worry clear in her voice. Marinette opens her mouth to answer, when she sees him.
“Oh god.” She breathes out, hands shaking. She stumbles backwards, desperate to get away from the man that haunted her nightmares.
“Hello birdie.” Joker says, his face stretched into a wide grin.
“You’re not real.” Marinette breathes out, hands twitching as she tries to reach for anything to get her out of here.
“Are you sure?” He asks, swinging his crowbar around, laughing wildly. She glances around, desperate to find her brother- but he was gone. She was alone again. Alone with the Joker.
“Leave me alone.” She begs, stumbling backwards. She barely stops herself from falling to the ground. “Please.” She says- her voice barely audible.
“Well since you asked so nicely-" He starts, grinning widely as he swings the crowbar down towards her head.
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Jason Todd was pissed. He was even more pissed at the fact that he didn't have anyone he could be pissed at. Well, except for himself. How the fuck was he supposed to know that Scarecrow would choose tonight, of all nights, to try and infect a huge crowd of people with one of his newest strains.
Realistically, he couldn't have known. But he was still mad at himself.
"LB, kiddo, it's not real." Jason tries to reassure his sister through the comm. As much as he wanted to wrap her up in a hug, right now it was more important to focus on the Scarecrow.
"Leave me alone." She pleads. "Please." His mind races as he tries to figure out who she's seeing, he glares at the goon in front of him (not like the bastard can see the glare, but it makes Jason feel better). A second later, an ear splitting scream echoes throughout the comm. Full of hurt and fear and that's when he realizes- she was seeing the Joker. Cursing under his breath, he searches for her- wincing as she lets out a blood curdling scream.
“What the hell is happening?” Barbara snaps. Of course she chooses now to patch in.
“Scarecrow attack. LB got gassed.” Jason reports, scanning the crowd for any sign of the man. Why would he gas the crowd and leave before he could see how it turns out? That was not like him at all.
“Shit. Do you have eyes on her? Sending B your way now.” She says. Jason huffs.
“No, I don’t. She ran ahead of me. I’m trying to find- there he is.” He turns his glare to Scarecrow, immediately rushing at the man. The man was hiding amongst the crowd, no goons surrounding him. Shoving down the feeling that it was a set up, Jason charges, swiping his gun down hard against the man’s head. He crumbles almost immediately. Jason rolls his eyes, pulling out some zip ties and tying the man up. There wasn’t much he could do for the other people until someone showed up with an antidote. But what he could do is find his baby sister and try to help her.
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Marinette was not having a good night. It was like her mind was warring with itself. She knew that the Joker was still in Arkham. Just like she knew that she was technically on patrol with her brother. But it was hard to remember that when all she could see was the Joker standing in front of her. His laugh making the hair on the back of her neck raise as she tries not to panic. Tries and fails.
“Come on birdie, it’s not fun if you ignore me. Makes things boring.” Joker drawls out.
“You’re not real.” She insists, her hands shaking.
“Do you really want to take that chance?” He asks. Her eyes narrow. “What if we included your little friend?” He adds. She frowns, eyebrows furrowing together. He steps to the side and her stomach lurches.
“What did you do to him?” She asks, falling to the ground to try and check Jason’s pulse. Why didn’t she pay closer attention? She knew he was here. She knew they were on patrol together and she just left him and now-
“Me? I didn’t do anything, dearie. This was all your fault.” Joker says, laughing loudly. Marinette winces, shaking her head.
“No, no. I didn’t- this was you.” She insists. She begins to panic more as she realizes- Jason doesn’t have a pulse. “Red, hey, hey wake up. Please wake up.” She begs, jumping back as the crowbar comes down hard onto the concrete next to her.
“Sorry birdie. Looks like someone had their wings clipped.” Joker says, before snorting. “Again!” He pulls the crowbar back and aims it at her. She immediately curls into a ball, wanting to protect her ribs as much as possible. That had been what nearly killed her the last time. Now that she was alone and couldn’t get anyone on comms to answer, she couldn’t afford to have broken ribs.
“Oh, Ladybug!” A familiar voice calls. Marinette winces, squeezing her eyes shut as she tries to block him out.
“Go away.” She whimpers.
“Never, m’lady.” He says. Taking in a shaky breath, she forces herself to crack an eye open. Her heart races at the sight of the pure white suit covered in red splotches.
“Why is there blood?” She asks, her eyes widening. Chat Blanc pouts.
“What’s wrong, M’Lady? Don’t recognize your brothers?” He asks, pointing at the different blood splotches. Marinette’s stomach rolls and she clenches her mouth shut, trying desperately not to puke.
“This isn’t real.” She says, but her tone is pleading. This couldn’t be real. Her brothers couldn’t- Adrien couldn’t- Marinette gasps at a sharp sting in her neck.
“It’s okay Pix, I got you.” A voice says softly as the world fades to black.
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Marinette groans, sitting up and glancing around. She was, yet again, in the infirmary in the Batcave. Shaking the awful memories from her mind, she rolls her shoulders and hops off the bed.
“Hey, what the hell are you doing out of bed, Pixie Pop?” Jason asks with a huff, coming around the corner. Marinette quirks an eyebrow.
“It was fear toxin from Scarecrow, I wasn’t even anywhere near an actual fight. It’s not like I’m seriously hurt.” She says. Jason rolls his eyes.
“Of course you would think that. Fear toxin is god awful on your system. Especially the first time you experience it. Ask Tim if you don’t believe me.” He says. She huffs.
“So, what? I’m supposed to just stay in bed?” She asks, arms crossed.
“No. I think B wants a report. Specifically why you were out without a hazard mask. So you could either go back to bed and pretend you’re too tired to give a report, or you could go listen to B bitch at you about bringing that shit with you all the time. Ya know, like I already told you.” He says. Marinette sighs, but doesn’t go back to the bed. It’s not that it was uncomfortable, but she’d rather be in her own bed. If that meant she had to be lectured by her dad for ten minutes, then so be it. She knew she messed up. And she had no intentions of doing it again. Especially since she already knew that the odds of her nightmares returning with a vengeance were super high. And she’d rather be in a room where less people would hear her scream and cry.
“Think I’ll take my chances with dad.” She mumbles, starting to walk past her brother. He stops her, grabbing her wrist gently.
“You okay?” He asks. She hesitates, but shakes her head. He sighs, pulling her into a hug. “It’s okay to not be okay, Pix. I’ve got you.” He says. She lets out a small sigh, relishing in the safety of her brother.
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danielicariocablog · 1 year
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*VH 088* • medidas: 24x17 💰 139 à vista ou 💳 2x 70 📦 Mando para todo o Brasil 👉🏻 Frete a parte 📍Encomende a sua 📍Troca somente por defeito 📍Preço a vista, somente por PIX ou Transferência bancária 📍2x sem juros no cartão de crédito 📍Parcelamento via Mercado Pago ou Picpay em até 12x sem com juros do app ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ 📲 Me chame no WhatsApp (22) 974047779 Link na Bio Você não precisa pagar caro pra se tornar uma mulher elegante 💎 Aqui você encontra preços justos para se vestir bem 🤗 ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ #boutikecarioca #modafemininabrasil #modafemininaregiaodoslagos #modafeminina #modafemininaonline #bolsaacessóriosfemininos #calcadosebolsas #modafemininaonline #modafemininabr #modafemininatop #modafemininavarejo #modafemininarj #araruama #regiaodoslagos #luxo #bolsaseacessorios #euusoboutikecarioca #roupaseacessórios #espacoboutikecarioca #boutikecariocaacessorios Peça logo a sua !🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️ Lb (em Araruama) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpPsooKuPjO/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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sad-boy-hank · 3 years
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OKAY
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How tall is my piglin hybrid oc gonna be?
well,
I know that the average piglin is about as tall as Minecraft Steve, who is 2 blocks and 15 pix tall. Now, because I don’t wanna get into the nitty-gritty of what the real-world height of a pixel is, I’m gonna round up and say the average piglin is two blocks tall.
But I wanna know the real-world height of our piglin hybrid.
So, let’s take the average height of a 16-year-old, which is about 64 inches (or about 162 cm), and convert those inches to feet. That’ll give you 5.333(repeating)feet (or just shy of 2 meters)! so, that means that our piglin is about 5 feet, give or take a few pixels.
That’s not all.
How much will he weigh?
So, because Minecraft doesn’t account weight as a factor, we’ll just use the weight of the average 16-year-old, so around 143 lbs (or just barely 69 kg). Now, what else do we have to do?
BIOLOGY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
We know that the piglin lives in the nether-- that’s a pretty hot place. the average pig weighs around 180 pounds (or 81 kg), and considering that piglins are taller than their quadruped brethren, they’d have quite a bit more weight on them. Taking into account the average weight of a normal 16-year-old human, I’d say a piglin would, at least if it were native to a much cooler habitat, weigh around 165 lbs (or just almost 75 kilos). But that’s still a lot of inuslation! So, taking into account the insulative properties of both fat and muscle, I’d guess that the average piglin would weigh 147 pounds (or around 66 kg), putting our lovely hybrid’s weight at a nice 145 lbs (or 65 kilograms).
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