"I dress like a peacock"-Jarlaxle "little upset girl"-Kimmuriel

My part of an arttrade with @hamstergod 💕

It’s Faeryl and Hammlynn bothering Kimmuriel together🎶

Gromph and Kimmuriel

(Tell me this isn’t their dynamic in Archmage and beyond)

"My dear Kimmuriel"

Baenre men are clearly obsessed with him <3

Close-ups under the line:

Art trade with @princefleabitten !!! It turned out we both had drow bard OCs whose hobby is annoying Kimmuriel so naturally he had to suffer the consequences

re; the last post, but jarlaxle would catch word that kimmuriel?? and wulfgar?? of all people? have something going on and he tries to be coy like 'so i hear you and the barbarian are getting close, huh? and kimmuriel just stonewalls him until he snaps like ARE YOU TWO A THING WHY DONT YOU TELL ME I WANT TO KNOW!!!! STOP KEEPING INTERESTING THINGS FROM ME

“The Midnight Market will have you seeking information about the Eye of Odran, leading to the Ruins of House Oblodra where you will meet up with Drizzt and face shadowy enemies.”

Source

...ow, my heart.

What’s even worse is that I found the soundtrack for it.

Hear that? That’s the sound of my heart shattering into a million little pieces.

Spoiler Warning for Relentless.

Drizzt and Cattie-Brie’s daughter probably shouldn’t repeat Bruenor’s jokes... LOL!

Well, hello. I might as well have an introduction. I am Jarlaxle of Bregan D’Aerthe

You may know me as the opportunist mercenary who palled around with Artemis Entreri for a while on the surface of Toril, but it is a little more complicated than that.

I remember such adventures as I would have had if I remained on Toril, and not just through the books of that Salvatore person. They are like half memories, half dreams (which are fascinating and sometimes terrifying experiences, I shall have you humans know; now that I am here it seems Reverie is not as consistent as it once was). My personal lived experience of Toril shattered with a High Ritual in Menzoberranzan around-

Hmm, accuracy with numbers does not appeal to me here, so I will give timing on context. Young Drizzt was in school and Zaknafein was bored enough to be spending time with me when we all were cast out of Toril through some Cataclysm or another. We found our way elsewhere.

Earth is rather spider-free by comparison, so having made some resident friends, we are delighting in more blasphemy than I ever thought possible! While some spiders are hardly bothersome at all, it is a relief to be able to rid yourself of their presence if it sets you too on edge.

Hello to you all. This site is a delight, moreso than the other social medias I have found, as there are some good stories and art here. Myself is my weakness and there is plenty of delightful art here. Unless you count Zaknafein, which this site lacks too much in favor of Artemis; I adore Artemis, of course, but he has moved on to other things so I do not see him as often as I would like.

Consistency is impossible here, but I like a good scroll now and again, so maybe you all shall see more of me. Happy to be about!

when I tell you I drew 15 sketches with different hair styles for Kimmuriel I’m not kidding this boy gave me so much trouble but I like what I have for now

hard party

My part of an arttrade with @rukafais ✨ it’s their design of Kimmuriel with Jarlaxle

Gromph Baenre trying to unleash a demon lord a second time + Kimmuriel Oblodra silently judging

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Kimmuriel finally admitting that Jarlaxle is his friend filled my heart with so much joy.

Also him telling a JOKE shortly after...

Just a blorbo shit for our boy