KEEFY STRETCHY

that Keiths eating flowers thing i rb’d on here earlier made me think of my bf who happens to also be named Keith in case I haven’t harped enough about him already lmao. anyway, him and i spoke earlier and i told him about the Keith meme i saw and i couldn’t help but ask him whether he would ever eat a flower for me and his response was “as long as it’s a Lizzy then yes i would.”

…HOW ADORABLE IS HE. he’s the first guy i’ve dated that’s called me that and it’s literally the cutest thing omg.

“   maybe   you   would be better   up in the stars   —   if only because   we   don’t   deserve you   down here   “   /   indie   mumu blogs   ft.   keith kogane   &   takashi shirogane   from   netflix’s   voltron  :   legendary defender,   as loved by   mocha   &   bee.

keefe and biana’s ship name should be beef

edit: it has come to my attention that it’s already a used name. but it’s not that popular. keefiana is. why?

we have so many good names in this fandom, mostly the capybara parodies and ritz cracker—

mm keefy...

“why would Shannon put an e at the end if you weren’t meant to pronounce it!?” OKAY WELL first of all, Shannon didn’t make the name, she found it, and we also see similar names such as in artist Georgia O’Keeffe—which admittedly has a slightly different spelling, but not in a way that affects pronunciation. So there’s that. There’s ALSO how we use language and the matter that e’s at the ends of names aren’t pronounced like that on their own in English, to get Keef-ee it would need to be spelled Keefey, Keefie, or Keefee to indicate you need to pronounce the last part. Because names in English that pronounce the final e, such as Zoe, Kobe, or Penelope use different letters right before the end, affecting the final pronunciation and mouth shape. One that Keefe doesn’t naturally have. B and P are categorized together (bilabial plosives) in phonology, and o is a different situation because it’s a vowel. Does this mean you can’t pronounce it keef-ee? No, of course not, it’s a character’s name pronunciation. But it does generally defy typical functioning of English. Which makes KEEF a perfectly reasonable and logical pronunciation. Okay that is all

(disclaimer: this is not serious, there’s no actual venom, I’m simply going to die on this ant hill. and several people were asking how you’d get a KEEF pronunciation out of Keefe. this is how :) )

keefie is a horrible ship…

…but they’re inevitably going to end up together.

keefy

Happy Keefy and his family

🤤🤤🤤 those are some JUICY thighs you gave Keith in that picture

THANK YOU! i am very much a fan of Beefy Keefy

also, i think it's hilariously in-character for me to make him wear shoes in bed. i just wanted to bring attention to that detail because it's one of my favourite parts.

this is how it all went down between me and him down at the cavern club back in august.

keefie starter call ? keefie starter call.

BEHOLD! KEEFY! + Michael J Fox💕💕💕

KEEFYYYY

Hes so happy cause you from across the room~ 😚

One last push before exams!

Our favorite Keefie boy :>

(And yeah, those are panakes (is that the right spelling?) blossoms!

ITS KEEFYS BIRTHDAYYY