I have read your Simon/VK post and I raise you this sentence as reasons.
VK: You want to be my daughter’s daddy so badly
*grabs Simon by the face and brings him close*
VK: Why don’t you earn it.
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He lets Simon be a “dad” of some kind to “the star” (and baby Finn nice little’keep him in line’ token) while also a bit of a personal blood tank to him.
Get that real toxic “love” going until he manages to runaway with a semi morally grey Marcy and bby Finn. Then the toxic yuri can compete for the bby Finn custody/attention or who’s better role model
Broooo you do not know the forces you are toying with rn I'm about to go absolutely feral
"Why don't you earn it" PLEASE god that would be so fucking hot hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I agree that a Marcy raised by both Simon and the VK would turn out pretty morally conflicted, which is just the best idea ever...
I also just so happen to be drafting a short fic idea where Simon did find Marcy but had to join the Vampire King in the hopes of protecting her. (really he had no choice- either die or get turned, and he refused to die bc he didn't want to leave Marcy in the VK's hands alone) Cue Vampire!Simon joining the VK's court and being the least aggressive, most wimpy pacifistic vampire ever. I'm even dabbling with the idea of him working with Bonnie in secret to kill the KV.
(I'm also debating on what his vamp name would be- either The Hermit or maybe Temperance. Every major vampire we've seen also has a special power so I have to decide what I wanna give Simon)
...I'm also not ashamed to say I plan on throwing some Simon/VK in there too...
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World of Tanks: Wenclair Edition. I.E Enid fat shames a Tank.
Enid: Hi Wends! (Waving at her with a controller in her hands)
Wednesday: What are you doing?
Enid: I'm playing World of Tanks, Yoko got me into it, i'm not really good but it's fun! I know this week has been stressful do you wanna sit and chill with me? (Giving Wednesday puppy dog eyes.)
Wednesday: Hmm i will admit this week has been stressful, but in an hour it will be my writing time. I will stay until then.
Enid: Yay!
(Spongebob French accent announcer dude) Two hours later...
Wednesday: (Gripping the back of Enid's chair tightly, braids askew with stress) Enid you know you cannot penetrate an 0-I with a KV-1's 85mm, are you insane? Retreat damn it.
Enid: I know i'm sorry! But this tank is so damn big and slow!
Wednesday: (With narrowed eyes) Oh so you're fat shaming the tank now?
Enid: Well it is!
Wednesday: (Leaning in and pointing) Flank him, flank him! The O-I's armour is weaker on the side!
Enid: I know but his tank is too frigging big!
Wednesday: So you're fat shaming HIS tank now?
Enid: (Growling) I'll do more than fat shame it!
Wednesday: (Growing hot) (Muttering) Oh mi amore...
(Enid's bright purple and blue camo KV-1 blows up after another shot failed to penetrate it's armour.)
Wednesday:
Wednesday: Give me that infernal control device.
Enid: (Growling possessively) Get your own Addams!
Wednesday:
Wednesday: (Narrowed eyes) I'll show you Sinclair...
(Spongebob French accent announcer dude) One week later...
(Yoko and Divina's dorm)
Yoko: Uh you're not gonna be break my Xbox are you?
Wednesday: Of course not, I learned everything about programming this past week.
Yoko: Oh okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Wednesday: (Muttering) I'm gonna show that stupid blonde pink and blue wolf... (Slaps plug into the wall with more force that needed)
Yoko: Wait what do i even get out of this?
Wednesday: A hacked version of the game with every tank. Now both of you be quiet I need to concentrate. I have hacked this console so that when i am logged into the game on this new account i will be dragged into every lobby that Enid enters.
(A loading screen appears showing the map, objective and finally loads in showing Wednesday's tank. A jet black O-I)
Wednesday: Oh and wherever she is on the map.
(Enid's bright blue and purple KV-1 pop's into view as she comes into range)
Wednesday: (Smirking) Ah there you are Sinclair...
(Enid fires a shot from her tank, the shot bounces off harmlessly.)
Wednesday: Oh my sweet Enid, you never learn.
(Enid starts to retreat as Wednesday advances)
Yoko: (Look at Divina with shock) (Mouthing incredulously) My sweet Enid...? (Divina merely shrugs but her smile is beaming)
Wednesday: (Smirk growing wider) And so the wolf has become the prey.
(Wednesday proceeds to fire a shell roughly every thirty seconds at Enid's KV-1 with absolute glee vs every four seconds from Enid's KV-1, every shot bouncing off. Until Enid's tank is nothing but a smouldering wreck and out of the match.)
Yoko: (Whispering conspiratorially to Divina although Wednesday can hear it too) Do you think Enid knows?
OH FUCK YOU WEDNESDAY ADDAMS!!!
Divina: (Snorting) Oh she knows.
(Wednesday's username? HowdySinclair)
(The door bangs open, it swings all the way round before banging into the wall. Standing in the doorway is one Enid Sinclair, her hair is ruffled and hanging down in her face, her chest is heaving with anger.
Enid: (Growling) I'm going to kill you! (Pointing a clawed hand at her)
Wednesday: (Smugly and Smirking) Funny, my tank seems to be perfectly intact and undamaged.
(Enid lets out a ferocious roar and charges the Addams heir, tackling her onto the bed, there was a moment of shocked silence, eyes moving rapidly between both girls before Wednesday closes the gap between them with a blurring speed and pressing need, capturing the angry werewolf's lips with her own. The werewolf is growling as she deepens the kiss, sliding effortlessly into Wednesday's lap, arms wrapping around her possessively and biting down on Wednesday's lip)
Yoko:
Divina:
Yoko: I can't even with these two anymore.
Divina: It's sweet.
Yoko: It's disgusting and it's on my bed!
Wednesday: (Breaking away, even more smugly) Still want to kill me?
Enid: (With a snarl and growl) Shut up!
Wednesday: (Smirking) Make me Sinclair.
(Enid is the one this time to aggressively kiss the seer. Effectively shutting her up.)
Enid's Purple and Blue KV-1
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I made Inside Out tank camos! One themed Anxiety and another themed after Joy.
They're the Soviet KV-2 heavy tank (Anxiety) and the German Jagdpanzer 38(t) "Hetzer" tank destroyer (Joy)
Because the KV-2 is a Soviet tank, I decided to put the Inside Out 2 logo on the side in Russian, also to honor @immaeatingwood for helping me! Oh, the barrel says "Anxiety Attack!"
The Joy tank has "Alles für Riley!" written on the side which translates to "Everything for Riley!". The barrel has "Have some Joy!" written on it.
Can't wait to make more Inside Out themed tank skins!
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