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charlotte-family-apologist · 4 months

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Never Have I Ever with the Kung family be like:

Jin: Never have I ever… slept with the enemy.

Both Laos and Jian: *takes shot*

Huai, to Lao: But Kitana isn’t your enemy?

Lao, shrugging: She was at one point. Are we gonna ignore the fact that both our ancestors took a shot?

Jin, turning to them: Who was it?

GKL and Jian at the same time: Shang Tsung.

#Jian is what I renamed Jen from conquest to in my rewrite #since I’m placing the majority of conquest in China and she’s technically nobility #she survives and helps found the kung clan #mortal kombat #mortal kombat conquest #kung jin #kung lao #the great kung lao #kung huai #is this cringy? probably #liulaotana #cfa posts

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charlotte-family-apologist · 4 months

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Please more Kung Family incorrect quotes I BEG (no rush tho, whenever you have the time or inclination i am waiting patiently)

Ask and you shall receive. Also let’s pretend that some time travel bs brought the great Kung Lao (GKL) and Jian (what I’ve renamed Jen from Conquest to in my rewrite) to the present ✋😭

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Lao: You are… much different than I expected.

GKL, hanging someone who tried to mug him from the ceiling by their feet: What did you expect?

Lao: I don’t know, but it wasn’t this. *Points at Jian* How is she worse?

Jian, stripping said mugger of all belongings except their underwear, mumbling as she appraises the items: Good quality, it would sell for quite a bit…

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Lao: Shang Tsung?! Of all people Shang Tsung?!

GKL: You are blowing this out of proportion.

Jin: Okay, but I get it…

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Jin: What was the most romantic thing that’s ever happened to you?

GKL, sighing dreamily: Attempted murder…

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Lao, talking to himself: And to think, this is the man Lord Raiden compared me to…

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Jin: And I have to confess, after I was disowned, I became a thief. I’m not prou-

GKL and Jian: Oh, like Taja.

Jin, confused: Who?

GKL, horrified: They didn’t tell you about Taja?! What about Siro?

Jin, even more confused: Who?

Jian, murmuring: What has this clan come to…

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Huai: How’d you convince them to let you fight?

Jian, smiling: Bullying. A lot of bullying.

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That’s all I got for now

#I love them smm #kung lao #the great kung lao #great kung lao #kung jin #kung huai #jiang jian #kung family #kung clan #mortal kombat #mortal kombat conquest #mkx #mk11 #incorrect quotes #mortal kombat incorrect quotes

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