Season 4, Episode 18!
So does Mace genuinely have super strength in the Framework? Or is it injections?
Yes Coulson, it was. It shattered me.
Yes, I do buy that!
I'm sorry, they're called the Squidmobile? Like I know HYDRA looks like a squid but the Squidmobile? Seriously?
OH GOD THAT LOGO CHANGE GETS ME EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME IT'S SO FUCKING CREEPY
Really? SO THEN WHY ARE YOU BEATING UP DAISY?
... Fitz looks nice. But no. Because he's being all evil. But however he does look nice in a suit.
A carrot and a stick! I understand that reference! It's from Agent Carter! ... But also I think it's horses.
Please. Find a way to get back Fitz. Because then you'll realise it's not real.
Because you make it a threat!
Do you?
DON'T TAKE THOSE RISKS
Oh god May :(((((
It's all new to me too! Seeing Ward with SHIELD is not something I'm very comfortable with. Or a world ruled by HYDRA. Or the fucking logo.
Probably because he's dead.
No. No you very much did not.
Coulson like "I did what - 😃"
Is it Deathlok?
Oh. It's Mace's yoke. That's not very good.
It is extremely cheesy.
Yeah, sometimes that happens!
Fair enough Ward. Fair enough.
We're besties <3
Yeah because you're the Director of SHIELD. Not exactly bestos.
He's from Brooklyn? Me, an asshole: YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WAS FROM BROOKLYN? STEVEN GRANT ROGERS AND JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES!
Well you're going to have to be convinced otherwise. For all our sakes.
I believe Simmons probably has PTSD. But this isn't a result of it.
No. You're just saying that to get him away. Because you don't want him to hear you.
Wait he can hear you? That's not funny but it kinda is like "NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID -"
Oh don't offer her with LINCOLN! THAT'S A DICK MOVE!
You say it Daisy. You tell her.
She gets Fitz. I think she really likes Fitz, based on the making out they do which is absolutely disgusting to watch.
Oh it's the same old Mack :) Except it's not.
Seeing Mack with his daughter is nearly going to make me cry. NEARLY. I'M NOT CRYING AT THE THOUGHT OF MACK HAVING THE FAMILY HE LOST NO I'M NOT -
What is that accent? It sounds kinda weird.
A robot, actually! Unless it's Simmons (which, as much as I'd like to hope, probably isn't), then a robot!
... Wait. Your old man? FITZ'S FATHER IS ALIVE?!
Coulson did you say the catchphrase wrong? Are they onto you Coulson?
Radcliffe, you brought this upon yourself, as much as I hate to see the emotional breakdown, you did bring it upon yourself.
Yes, utter joy that the woman you love is dead! :)
It seems to, yes.
WAIT WAS AGNES PREGNANT OR IS THAT AN EXAMPLE? BECAUSE MY GOD IF SHE WAS PREGNANT THAT MAKES IT EVEN MORE SAD THAN IT ALREADY IS.
Woop woop! Now we just got to do it.
Oh wait so that means the accent is Scottish! My god my aunty doesn't speak like that, that's a very strong accent
Oh are we guilt-tripping Fitz based on his mother now?! GODDAMMIT I FUCKING HATE THIS MAN
WOMANLY SENTIMENT - OH OBVIOUSLY HE'S A FUCKING SEXIST TOO
Hydra. Is. Not. Protecting. The. Human. Race.
NO, FITZ, YOU DON'T LOVE HER. DON'T YOU DARE TAKE AWAY MY FLUFFY FITZSIMMONS
You'd be the pure and fluffy Fitz that I love to see and brightens my face every time he's on screen. I wish you were.
🎶They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no, no, no because it was fucking torture and they locked me in a cage🎶
TRIPLETT? OH GOD TRIPLETT I'M SAD NOW I MISS YOU TRIPLETT
HYDRA doesn't give a shit about MLK? Or Holocaust? That is NOT history!
The way they're so adorable together. Is it also breaking your heart that HOPE DOESN'T EXIST IN THE REAL WORLD BUT YET MACK IS SO HAPPY -
A lot of things.
A lot of people.
A lot of people.
No you're fucking not. You might be, but Ward is not.
It's real for you Ward, but it's not for me.
YES HE WAS! HOWLIES TECH!
It is truly not very nice.
Coulson can you defend yourself well enough?
He's thinking he watched that kid be taken away from his class and that he feels really bad about it.
Except not having a daughter. Hope is dead in the real world. Makes me sad.
Oh Jesus Christ I'm not sure you will Melinda May is a force to be reckoned with and now she's got super-strength I'm genuinely scared for the outcome of this fight
OH NO NOT FUCKING BRAINWASHING! BRAINWASHING INSIDE BRAINWASHING?!
You said it, Triplett. You said it.
And now I'm going to watch the rest of the episode on my phone as I have been kicked out of the sitting room
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