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midknitefox · 2 months

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fallout 4 positng again I'm borwd

I'm halfway through a thing of frosting don't. don't come at me bros.

HANCOCK APPRECIATION MOMENT. I have an obsession. stepped on a mine and he went "are you okay? see any more?"

my HEART.

who couldn't love this man your first interaction is him stabbing the fuck outta a guy who tried to scam you. it's beautiful, really. get yoself a man willing to stab someone for u when you haven't even met yet.

slash jay dont

don't stab people pls this is fiction

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I think nick is better in a fight. oh god

this guy has a mini gun NOPENOPENOPENOPEOPENOEPEMOPNO

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i died

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I killed someone and he said "you handled yourself pretty well, sister"

explodes

HANCOCK STOP NOOOO

HE'S RUNNING INTO THE ROOM WITH THE MINIGUN GUY

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He fucking stabbed her to death what the actual fuck how did he not die (legendary gunner???? wtf????)

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I stole the minigun

perfect for me (Hancock keeps giving me drugs, and he likes when I get hooked on em. I refuse to buy more drugs so until he gives me more drugs I have no drugs. sorry it's not my fault jet is so useful </3)

Hancock I'm glad you're proud of yourself for getting me addicted to everything under the fucking sun. ily <3

oh I'm overweight now. minigun too heavy </3

throws it at Hancock

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does fallout 4 do the same thing as skyrim where if your companions inventory is full you can make them pick stuff up and it'll still work

I dont actually know

Hancock though is now carrying two miniguns (Ashmaker and Junkie's) and a fat man. and I think he has 2 rocket launchers for some reason? not sure.

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I'm so glad I have NO AMMO.

I'm out of 10mm, .44, and the only weapon I can use rn is basically my deathclaw hand

which isn't bad but it's up close and personal . in a gun fight.

I have a shit ton of .38 and .45 (755 and 489 respectively) but no guns for those :/

and now that I think about it I'm out of ammo for both my flamer and cryo thing so idk why I'm carrying them wtf

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maybe I'm overweight from the

yknow

50 fucking mirelurk eggs

why

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unrelated but I watched the show the other day. so good.

genuinely it felt more like the game than anything else I've watched

like . tlou was good. but it didn't feel like the game. fo felt like the game. there were moments that were just. perfect.

random radaways around, the time slowing down slightly in battle feeling like vats, so good

ok rant over (I would love to rant about it more if anyone wants to chat I'm lacking people to talk about it with other than my mother and that's kinda sad)

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I had to step back from a fight due to low hp and Hancock walked up next to me and destroyed them with the minigun I gave him

so real ❤️

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AH GRENADE

I sploded. rip

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STUCK ON DEBRIS 💔💔 WORST DAY EVER

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I picked up a coffee cup and got too much weight

no I refuse to drop the deathclaw hands and hide I lug around

I feel like this is fo4's version of the dragon scales and bones from skyrim </3

..maybe a little lot less heavy . but come on where else do I put em

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AYO HANCOCK

"I didn't say we were finished" in the middle of battle

mMMMmmMMM?????????

I'm so gay

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advanced lock vs a skyrim veteran with 90+ lockpicks, who will win

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yum

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FUCK YOU TOO

sobs violently

I can't believe I'm being forced to drop junk on the ground I'm so sad

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ok but

why

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I have so much jet...... Hancock I love you

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consequences of my actions (i had to drop more junk)

....... I blame the castle.

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HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT DRUGGED WATER

FUCK YEAH

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God I can't handle the dlcs being glitched.

PURPLE GUY!?!??!!?

sobbing. fr

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I'm about 2/3 of the way through this frosting send help

I need to put it away

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I was fixing my blanket and I didn't pause the game but hancock started doing knife tricks

im.

losing it.

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IM SORRY?

hate this dlc (not really)

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fuck mirelurks

I have mirelurk trauma (the castle quest)

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dies

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"not a lot of folks would travel with a ghoul, not even one with my charisma" i would any day yes pls ily

"just say the word if you wanna take a little Chem break" I WOULD LOVE TO.

I went to talk to him and i hit "talk" and he went "for you, any time" or something and I'm losing my shit

"seems to me like you're my kinda trouble" when I hit relationship 🥰

random but I love his voice it's just

idk something about it is really nice to me even though it falls into the category of voice types that I usually don't really like

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this has become me obsessing over Hancock holy fuck

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you've gotta be fucking kidding me

SHE CANT FIT AJAHWISHSH

halfway through her hp bar took about 200 bullets

ALL I GOTTA WORRY ABOUT IS THE LITTLE BABIES SHE SHITS OUT AHAHAHA

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........I don't have enough ammo for this like genuinely

#fallout 4 #fo4 #hancock fo4 #im on my hancock fo4 obsession send help #rambles #gaming #dying inside

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hohoz · 3 years

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The ones that suffer the most

I wanted to talk about this for a long time.

I’m a Resident evil addicted, I finished almost every RE game released and I must say that Capcom made some poor choices regarding Jill and Chris, they are EASILY the most mistreated characters in RE Franchise.

But let’s explain why is that:

Jill and Chris are survivors, they had to survive in a mansion with a lot of puzzles and zombies, while looking for items that could help them to progress and find a way to reach Brad.

When they arrive at STARS Office, they are revolted that Umbrella did all that under their noses and innocents were dying because of that and they explained EVERYTHING in a report - but Irons made that go away.

In the ORIGINAL RE3 we had this special file (Jill’s Diary)

August 7th Two weeks have passed since that day. My wounds have been healed, but I just can't forget it. For most people, it's history now. But for me, whenever I close my eyes, it all comes back clearly. Zombies eating people's flesh and the screams of my teammates dying. No, the wounds in my heart are not healed yet...

August 13th Chris has been causing a lot of trouble recently. What's with him? He seldom talks to the other police members and is constantly irritated. The other day, he punched Elran of the Boy's Crime department just for accidentally splashing Chris's face with coffee. I immediately stopped Chris, but when he saw me he just gave me a wink and walked away. I wonder what happened to him...

August 15th Midnight. Chris, who has been on a leave of absence for a "vacation," called me so I visited his apartment. As soon as I walked into his room, he showed me a couple of pieces of paper. They were part of a virus research report entitled as simply as "G". Then Chris told me that, "The nightmare still continues." He went on to say that, "It's not over yet." Ever since that day, he has been fighting all by himself without rest, without even telling me.

August 24th Chris left the town today to go to Europe. Barry told me that he would send his family to Canada and then he would follow Chris. I decided to remain in Raccoon City for a while because I know that the research facility in this city will be very important to this entire case. In a month or so, I'll be joining with them somewhere in Europe. That's when my real battle begins...

For some weird reason this file isn’t available in RE3 Remake.

But ok, here we see that Chris was doing some investigation - in the RE2RMK you could see this letter that Chris left in a way that normal people wouldn't understand - the only thing that Claire says is that “doesnt look like him” but how normies would understand what Chris is like is he is not well represented in media ??????????????????

And Jill had all the detective work in her wall.

So far so good - we understand the basics about them - they are Special police force, the elite, they had a traumatic experience and they survived to tell the story.

Some problems until now:

Jill had a MAJOR personality change in RE3 RMK- I honestly like most of that, she is a badass in the originals and she is a badass in the rmk but I still dislike the fact that she swears all the time (specially because in RE1, RE Rev, RE5 she doesn't do that)

We can tell a lot about her personality just looking at her room, but I still miss some stuff (I had expectations - so this is not a real problem. but still) like a Vinyl player (since she is probably into classical music), some letters from her father so new players can understand her origin and why is she so good in lockpicking and more about her dog (she had a pic in the original that could’ve been her boyfriend but it was replaced by a dog in RE2 rmk but in RE3 Rmk there in no dog)

Okay - after you finish the game the only thing we see is this:

In my opinion this is Chris since he is always associated with Green colors while Jill is associated with blue.

So my speculation here is that she found him while in the original we had this:

This is not a major chance but still is important (lore of course - duh) but the problem here is that while Jill is looking for him - Code Veronica is happening.

So I can only assume two things, they did not show him because they DON’T HAVE A FACE FOR HIM or I am wrong and that is Jill, but if that is Jill so why there is no decent epilogue like the original ?

Okay, now we are arriving in the real trouble area

I will do RE5 first and the Wii and Rev1 (even tho those two comes first in the lore)

RESIDENT EVIL 5

So before the game was release we had some propaganda, including this:

So have in mind that Jill was dead, I thought that she died and RE5 would explain that shit.

But in the beginning we see that Chris is looking for her and have in mind that Chris HAD A MAJOR CHANCE IN HIS APPEARANCE, and I’m not talking about his muscles.

I will not address Chris in CV since he was good in that game but I the team that made CV also made the original, it had CONSISTENCE.

Here we have Chris, he’s THE classical american soldier protagonist from Hollywood in the 80′s/90′s and he had some omage to TOPGUN

He also shares some traits with his sister

A major trait here is that HE HAS BLUE EYES, typical good looking soldier from US.

and now let’s have a look at Chris in RE5...

Yeah... I still hate this face even tho I love his Character in this game, this ugly a** monkey looking mf and he had a lot of steroids

So we have some lore to him in RE5, Jill and Chris went to a mansion looking for Spencer (one of the fathers of Umbrella and the one that was behind project Wesker, he wanted to do this Virus so he could live forever, so RE has a good lore, it’s not just about zombies) but when they found him, he was dead and Wesker was by his side, in a fight Jill sacrificed herself to save Chris’s life.

Chris started doing mission after mission because her body was never found, and he made a name for himself, he became a ‘legend’ inside BSAA and you can see that in the beginning of RE5.

The reason behind the muscles was probably to fight Wesker mano to mano but still is not well made, it really felt weird playing for the first time.

So now we have a problem here, there is thing that you use in a narrative that is to make someone strong af powerless, and they did that to Jill. (a good example of this is in TWD- Ricky is a fucking legend and Negan made him powerless in the face of a event)

Jill was used in a Boss fight and that is it... She is not in the game as a character, she is being manipulated and her whole design was changed, she looks like Nina from Tekken. WTF. - BTW, the fact that Wesker had mind control over her created 1000 fics of sex

So that is it, my main problem here isnt Jill itself, but it’s the fact that they used her character as a boss even tho she is the heroine, she never appears in RE lore again until some guy inside Capcom said “Well people are asking about Jill so let’s place a file in Rev2 saying that she is in rehab”

The only time that she appears again is in a 3DS NINTENDO ONLY game, it felt that Capcom simply don’t care about her character.

By the way Revelations 1 is a great game and was adaptable some years later for PC and consoles

But you think that this is bad, wait until we arrive at RESIDENT EVIL 6

When I learned that Jill was not in RE6 I was mad... But after I played that game I said “thank you God” that game was bad, transformers kind of bad, it had bad writing, the lore was all over the place and Chris was the one that suffered the most in this game.

He was responsible for the death of an entire squad, suffered amnesia and people still wanted him in the command

THEY MADE HIM AN ALCOHOLIC

The golden boy of BSAA reduced to THIS.

By the way, the director said that HE WANTED TO KILL CHRIS IN THIS GAME to SUBVERT EXPECTATIONS - so if you liked Piers now that he died only because of that.

So now let’s analyse what we know:

The first 2 main characters are not well represented in media until RE6, they don’t know how to re introduce Jill in the games and Chris was reduced to a normal guy at a Russian bar;

But it gets worse...

Capcom LOVE Leon, we know that. he is always the hero, he is the protagonist in almost every movie and he is always the cool guy so when he get’s a new model, he looks like this:

But When Chris get’s a new face he look like this:

WHO DAFUQ ARE U, no offense to the model but he has NEGATIVE JAW LINE.

And still he doesn't look like Claire’s brother, there is no blue/green eyes and he looks younger that he was in 6 (and 6 still uses that ugly character model)

But let’s go in the lore- we HAVE 0 info on Jill in RE6 / RE7 and no sight of her in RE8

And speaking of which, they tried to make Chris the bad guy in the trailer so when we play we see “Ohhhh he was not the bad guy, that happened and that is why he did that”

But still...

If they are going to do that to his character don’t use this character, shit ! Do something with that Wesker’s son that made 0 sense in RE6 but leave Chris out of this - it really feels that they simply don’t know how to treat him right

And you may think that I may be complaining a lot because of his appearance

But this is him in RE8

(to me this is some random dude from Russia)

And this is him in RE:Verse (that is going to be release TOGETHER)

So this tells me that they have 0 clue of how to handle his looks

Jill got RE3Rmk but it felt like a cheap game compared to RE2Rmk where the original RE3 was SO MUCH BETTER

And this is bad because there are so many new fans joining the fandom only to see 2 great characters suffering from poor director’s choices.

I’m sorry about this rant, if you like Chris face and looks its okay, really, but dont tell me that Chris from 5/6/8 is the same from 1/CV and if you think im wrong about Jill its fine, but she is an amazing character that could have so much more impact in RE universe (I mean, she never even appeared in a RE movie - animations)

But it’s sad to see so many characters that receive good representation in media and good games/lore while Jill get’s almost none and Chris is handled like random face guy.

I was going to talk a little bit more about Rev 1 and RE Umbrella Chronicles but there is no need since Im mad right now and it seems that Capcom has 0 interest in making Code Veronica and Umbrella’s fall after that since their fav boy Leon need a rmk in RE4 even tho RE4 is not that old.

Bonus:

Fun fact: Chris served in the Air force, so yeah, to me even Tom Cruise looks more like Chris than Chris from the games

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sadghostdyke · 5 years

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playing fallout new vegas n heres my current runthrough. for context i use a mod that removes the level cap and lets me have a perk per level

runthrough 1: alary, female courier, ncr aligned, currently level 20. good karma

stats: strength 6, perception 6, endurance 6, charisma 8, intelligence 8, agility 3, luck 7

perks: cherchez la femme (she's a lesbian), comprehension, computer whiz, educated, explorer, fast metabolism, fortune finder, good natured, heavy handed, here and now, intense training (3), miss fortune, perception implant, purifier, rad resistance, ranger takedown, stone wall, strong back, swift learner, tag!, and terrifying presence

skills: barter 60, energy weapons 22, explosives 52, guns 12, lockpick 77, medicine 70, melee 21, repair 60, science 90, sneak 17, speech 90, survival 45, unarmed 18

reputation: caesar's legion: vilified, followers: liked, freeside: accepted, goodsprings: idolized, great khans: accepted, ncr: liked, novac: idolized, powder gangers: vilified

romance: In Love With Veronica And Cass

plans: eureka! ending, kill caesar after curing his brain tumor lol

next runthrough im going to do an independant courier (her name is just gonna be Six lol) and shes going to be just dating cass bc im hoping ill have dead money by then so i can imagine christine and veronica fall in love + are happy. also maybe she'll date yes man i think they'd be cute

#fae.txt

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immadeofmath · 6 years

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DND TEAM 1 HIGHLIGHTS

- 2.5 Rips off a chunk of the carriage and gets the party kicked out

- 2.5 robs literally anyone and everyone

- M’elf: Casts minor illusion to earrape himself saying [THAT’S SUSPICIOUS]

- 2.5 hiding in the trash but you can still see the top of his head

- Muirdrom being the mvp and the only one doing any killing Also the line “why do I still work with these people”

- Muirdrom insulting M’elf because he’s an elf and M’elf earraping himself saying [THATS RACIST]

- “ILL FUCKING BURN YOU IF YOU BRING ANY KIND OF FLAME NEAR MY GOD DAMNED SHOP YOU PIECE OF SHIT”

- slams hand on table [If we’re going to help you then HOW MUCH ARE WE GETTING PAID] “roll for intimidation” “....one.”

- B’Etah: So who are you? 2.5: I’m- M’Elf: [M’Elf, M apostrophe E L F, you spell its wrong, you DIE.]

- M’Elf :[Ok so. hear me out. When people ask who we are, we can’t just call ourselves team 1. i suggest a name change. I SUGGEST.... ]

[M’ELF’S DREAM TEAM!!]

2.5: [[NO]]

Muirdrom: “we are not calling out team ‘M’Elf’s dream team”

Me, out of character: well fuck you im server overlord im changing the channel name to m’elf’s dream team anyway

- M’elf pushing through a crowd violently. Muirdrom profusely apologising for him.

- Muirdrom can’t climb a fucking gate, and breaks his lockpick trying to open it.

- A giant fucking plant monster appears, Muirdrom tries to identify the plant, rolls a 1. “...Guys, it think this is a plant”

- [can i roll for sarcasm]

- M’Elf gets possesed by the magic plant monster and rolls a 1 on every saving throw.

- 2.5 tries to pin him down. Possessed M’Elf pins him down instead.

- Mayo: you are now pinning 2.5 while possessed

M’Elf: I’m 90% ok with this.

- “Can you get off” [Look i don’t wanna be here either but i can’t move my fucking body]

- [I can’t believe i inhaled plant sperm]

- Muirdrom making a flower crown.

- 2.5 starts looting, and licks the fucking flower.

- Oh yeah the flowers curse you with aesthetic tattoos thank you mayo

- So 2.5 and M’Elf are freaking out over their weird gold ink flower tattoos.

- Muirdrom: ITS CONTAGIOUS QUARANTINE HIM

- 2.5 stealing the gold from every stall.

- M’Elf stealing all the fantasy capri suns coconuts and fantasy donuts.

- 2.5 plays on the teacup ride

- 2.5 rolls for bees. he gets a pet bee and names it cat.

- Mayo: you get a +1 for cat

- Plant monster 2 appears and M’Elf can’t fucking kill it so 2.5 befriends instead and names it storm.

- B’etah’s possesed.

- Ningy leaves to clean her room and in the ten minutes she’s been gone, 2.5 dies.

- M’Elf creates an illusion of 2.5 as a distraction and B’etah tears it to shreds. fake 2.5 is screaming.

- B’Etah’s in a coma. We fucked up.

- M’Elf insulting 2.5 in dwarvish and highfives Muirdrom. Muirdrom rubs his hand on his pants

- “Ew Dwarves Elves”

- [so is there anything we can do to fix this?] “You can never let it happen again” [Yikes™]

- “ARE WE VISITING THE MANY WERLDS TAVERN?????”

#DND #SQUIP SQUAD DND #Ask #Immadeofmath #BMC #Be More Chill #The SQUIP #SQUIP #Jeremy Heere #Michael Mell #SQUIP SQUAD #JodehDraws

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outoforderaro · 7 years

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4, 10, 13, 17, 24, 35, 43, 49, 56, 58, 66, 67, 74, 80, 106, 117, 119, 134, 138, 151 have funnnnnnnnnn

ahh ty rhys ily

4: 3 things I loveI loved partying with friends on campus and i really miss drinking and hanging out with folks! I also love my friends a whole whole lot! And i love dnd i have a lot of fun with it and im getting ready to dm a group and [anxious grimace] but it should be good?

10: How tall am II'm 5'9" which is p much perfectly average? so I am conditionally tol or smol. Like around most of my friends I was a tol but i am a smol to some people. which i guess is how averages work.

13: Favourite colorReally fond of purple, green, and blue. so lol i have good flags for that eh?

17: Favourite foodThis is really tough because i like a lot of foods? most foods really? I really like strawberries, pineapples, sunny side up eggs, waffles, falafel, fish, blueberries? there's a random collection of foods i like i guess. it's hard tho bc while i like most foods, my brother does not, and my mom has some foods she doesn't do (like fish) so it's difficult to do those. also hummus!

24: Favourite style of clothingrhys babe i know you know i just wear a tee and jeans like 90% of the time. idk tho lol goal aesthetic is sorta butch femme? which is bleh bc that just doesnt work lol. ah well ill wear my flannel anyway

35: Favourite holidaydoes my birthday count bc that's coming up lol. no i really like christmas? more like the idea of it though. in practice it's not so great. is fat tuesday a holiday? bc give me those paczis. idk are there even any other holidays really? lol

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?it can take so long! mostly bc 17 snooze alarms before actually getting my ass out of bed, laying there checking my phone, and general slowness to go anywhere. if i can, i can get out the door quick but even outside of all that sloth i like to have some time to wake up before needing to do anything

49: Am I excited for anything?meh? sorry no not really :/

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?honestly anyone from campus! ahhhh. if it has to be someone new? ughhhhh idk. sorry!

58: What’s my strangest talent?my family is blessed with generally very good timing at restaurants, like we'll get through just before the massive wave. is that a talent? lol. idk if i have a strange talent? (or any talent?)

66: What’s the weather like right now?dark. lol. it's a really clear, nice night, just nicely cool. it's real good.

67: What was the last book I’ve read?I'm currently reading "feet of clay" by terry pratchett, the last one i finished was "the color of magic" by him

74: Favourite animal?dogs are really good of course but ravens are really cool and smart. idk i think animals in general are p great!

80: What is my favorite word??? idk? fuck is a really good english word bc it's every part of speech and basically the only infix in the language which is cool even though this answer makes me 12 years old. in asl it's def pasteurized milk and you know why ;)

106: Been to a wedding?yeah ive been to a few. the best one was for a cousin, and my uncle who's like super rich? let me use his dslr camera and i went around and took pictures of people and got a lot of praise on that and that got me into photography!

117: What concerts have I been to?I've seen as the main act: (in no particular order) against me!, panic! at the disco, fall out boy, metallica, trans-siberian orchestra, and wayland (twice as main act, one in a multi band show). ive also seen shinedown (twice), sick puppies (twice), lamb of god, hinder, seether, some other openers that i can't recall bc shouting it out at a rock concert is literally the worst way to transmit info to me. i think that's everything tho

119: Learned another language?I still have some *v* rusty spanish. I used to be p decent at it, but i haven't used it. I have some faltering asl that im working on. i learned a little bit of japanese, like the hiragana and maybe 100 kanji or so? Language learning is really cool tho!

134: What do I want for birthday?ah geez i swear i didn't see this one when i mentioned it was my birthday earlier lol. im always gonna freeze on these which is why i keep an amazon wishlist, lol. it's mostly books actually. my secret wishlist has some skirts, some queer books, some aro pride stuff from other sites, and lockpicks. which makes for a good aesthetic lol.

138: What was my favourite toy as a child????? we had a snes which was awesome as fuck. we also had *so many* legos which was *awesome* and the best. we had one of those big rubbermaid tubs full of them and then a bit more, thanks to some donations from somewhere, and our aforementioned rich uncle giving us them for birthday/christmas. the lego collection was rad af

151: What I’d do if I won in a lotterypay off student loans, help out my parents, get a nice little apartment, try and do the Rich People thing and Invest and try to avoid capitalism as much as possible ... by using it? idk. try to be able to spend it helping other people yk?

tysm rhys, love you!

#rhys #ask #ask meme #ty!! love you #mettcha

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