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#IT'S AZUSA DAY BITCHES
koumeowkami · 2 years
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happy azusa day!
celebrating this little cinnamon roll's birthday with a playlist :D cause as you can see i'm obsessed with this stuff and i can't really do anything else lol, he's also one of my favs so i couldn't resist 🫶🏻 so yeah i hope you enjoy it!! expect some really sad stuff with eerie vibes cause that's just how i picture this lil emo boi 🖤
playlists masterlist here
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neo-shitty · 1 year
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#trying out orange again bc ppl say its a tearjerker 🤨#we’ll see abt that 🤨🤨🤨🤨#kakeru kinda cute i see i see#also i like how bubbly azusa is wow i could never#i love how they just casually adopted kakeru when the letter explicitly stated them not to HAHA#also chino is so cool 🫣#they should give her more time to shine tho#GIGGLING KICKING MY FEET KAKERU IS SO SWEET OMG#WHEN HE SAYS AMBULANCE HERE GOD what if i snap my neck just so someone could come and take care of me like this#the way his gaze softens at naho and when and when he knocks her head playfully im in tears theyre so adorable#did kakeru get in trouble for them hanging out on the half-day :( i think that’s what happened sigh I HOPE THE END CHANGES#i am going to strangle this bitch like i CANT with timid girls at all#maybe im just shameless but i cant STAND THIS HESITANCE LIKE GIRL GIVE HIM THE FUCKING BENTO BOX OR I WILL GOOD LORD#hagita regaining his vision lmfao HAHAH how did he lose the glasses!!#ALSO DID SUWA AND NAHO END UP TGT WHAT#THEY DID ITS THEIR KID OMG HOW AND WHO AND WHY#damn strong friendship tho 😳#HOW COULD KAKERU BE SAVED WHAT ACCIDENT HAPPENED OMG IN WINTER TOO#i hope the ending does change omg :( </3 but what if it doesn’t#THEIR GESTURES ARE SO CUTE IM CRYI#GASPS UEDA SENPAI NO#mister gift-giving and miss acts of service#i love them so much theyre so precious i would k-word for them#THE FUTURE IS CHANGING!!!#WAHAHAH STUDY DATE#i just hope things are changing for the better 🥺 i love seeing them become more and more comfortable with each other :(( im#i wish glasses guy and azu ended up together too :(( they make quite a match#suwa 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 PUNCHING THE FUCKING AIR#dont worry man in another life :(((((#🎬;orange
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diabolicalcosmos · 2 months
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February 23
World day for the fight against depression
Hello, dear ones. As today is World Antidepressant Day, the boys want to tell you something
(⁠づ⁠ ̄⁠ ⁠³⁠ ̄⁠)⁠づ(⁠づ⁠ ̄⁠ ⁠³⁠ ̄⁠)⁠づ(⁠づ⁠ ̄⁠ ⁠³⁠ ̄⁠)⁠づ(⁠づ⁠ ̄⁠ ⁠³⁠ ̄⁠)⁠づ
Shu
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Eh. So I understand that life can be difficult at times, but please stay strong and never break down.
Reiji
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Life will never be rosy. please be strong. It's inappropriate for a lady to be so sad. If you are very sad, come and drink tea with me, it always helps
Ayato
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Eh... Well... Chichinashi I know life can suck, but it's not worth worrying about. Instead, do what you love and make the most of your life.
Laito
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Oh bitch, maybe instead of worrying too much, have fun and have fun. How about a round of pleasure with your Laito-kun nufufu~
Kanato
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Ah, my doll. Do not be sad. You have such a beautiful smile. Do what you love and live for the people you love.
Subaru
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Hey you! Why are you sad? It's true, life is shitty... But it's not worth thinking about it...
Ruki
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Ah, livestock. Life is changeable. There are worse and better moments. The people you meet along the way will be different, but there is no point in bothering with people and situations that are not worth it. Come on, I'll cook something you like.
Kou
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Ah, m-neko-chan~ Please smile. I don't understand you people, why you are ruining your mental health because of the situations that are happening in your life. It's not worth living for the future and the past. what counts is what is here and now. Life, despite difficulties, can be beautiful
Yuma
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You guys are really weird. Sow, don't worry about things you can't control. I know that sometimes you would like to disappear, but think what you can lose if you disappear from this world... When I wanted to disappear, my brothers appeared in my way. Something equally special may happen to you.
Azusa
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Ah... Eve... I'm sorry you feel this way... but maybe... if you overcome this depression... it will pass... and happiness will come...?
(⁠づ⁠ ̄⁠ ⁠³⁠ ̄⁠)⁠づ(⁠づ⁠ ̄⁠ ⁠³⁠ ̄⁠)⁠づ(⁠づ⁠ ̄⁠ ⁠³⁠ ̄⁠)⁠づ(⁠づ⁠ ̄⁠ ⁠³⁠ ̄⁠)⁠づ
Thank you for reading. Remember, stay strong. There is a way out of every situation, you just have to really want it.
I would also like to apologize for my English, because I know it is not perfect, in fact terrible... However, as I have already mentioned, I am from Poland and English is not my strong suit.
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kirisakiss · 19 days
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— hi guys!! i’ll be updating this every few days so check if you wanna know more! :)
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Character profile (WIP)
“let our blood intertwine the way our love does.”
TW: Suicide mention, child abuse, neglect (?)
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GENERAL INFORMATION
— KANJI: ヴァンソーン・ヒカリ
— RŌMAJI: Vanthorn Hikari
A living puppet, one of the many attempts of Karlheinz to create the perfect creature, Hikari was adopted alongside the Mukami brothers from the orphanage, but was kept locked in Rotigenberg for a long time as Karlheinz experimented with her. Lilith, he called her, his first prototype.
— ALSO KNOWN AS:
Lux Mortis (Real name) Lilith (by Karlheinz) Bitch-chan, Hypocrite-chan (by Laito) Lux (by Ruki and Azusa; her real name.) Hika-chan (by Kou) Hikari (by Yuma) Annoying woman (by Kanato)
— HER NICKNAMES FOR THE DIABOYS:
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PERSONAL INFORMATION
— AGE: 18 (physically) — BIRTHDAY: January 25th — SIGN: Aquarius — STATUS: Alive — RACE: Human? / Doll? / Homunculus? / Humanoid thing? — GENDER: Female — SEXUALITY: Bisexual with no lean! — HEIGHT: 162 cm (without platforms) / 167 cm (with platforms) — HAIR COLOR: Brown (dyed), Bone white (natural hair color) — EYE COLOR: Turquoise — OCCUPATION: 3rd year High School Student at Ryoutei Academy — AFFILIATION: Karlheinz, Mukami Family — RELATIVES:
Karlheinz (Caretaker?)
— HOBBIES: Drawing — FAVORITE FOOD: Rice and Curry — CV: Saori Hayami
APPEARANCE
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PERSONALITY
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HISTORY
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Born to Lysandra Mortis, a woman renowned for her otherworldly beauty and rumored to possess magical powers, Hikari's early years were tainted by tragedy. 
Lysandra, a prostitute whose enchanting beauty captivated her clients, met a grim fate at the hands of one of them, leaving behind a small baby with eyes as bright as the stars. Lux, as she was named, was born into a country torn apart by conflict, and her mother’s death added to the countless casualties of the war. Her father was never in the picture; leaving her orphaned and alone at a young age. Lux was placed in an orphanage, where she endured years of neglect and hardship like the majority of children that were victims of the war. 
Lux inherited her mother’s rare beauty, which captivated those around her. She was considered a beautiful child, with bright turquoise eyes resembling gemstones and ivory, long wavy hair, decorated with a pale, almost doll like skin; which made her stand out among the multitude of children. 
Thanks to this, Hikari was given nice treatments, she was given beautiful clothes, toys, and delicious food that she had never even seen in her life; along with a room of her own that was in a better state than the others. However, her beauty became both a blessing and a curse when the orphanage's caretakers, desperate to make ends meet amidst the chaos of war, started offering children up as merchandise and "entertainment" for the aristocrats in the country. 
Lux was one of the first children to be offered, and she quickly became one of the most popular among the aristocracy to use. She quickly gained fame by being compared to her mother, some of them called her“little Mortis”, directly comparing them. They enjoyed seeing the bruises form in her skin, and the contrast the scarlet of her blood made against the white of her hair. 
Her innocence was ripped from her without a warning, leaving behind scars that ran deeper than the surface ones showed. 
Hikari’s only comfort was a small group of kids she met through Kou, a bright child that approached her one day in the aristocrat-filled clubs, a victim of the same fate she had endured. 
One day, a tall man with white hair, arrived at the orphanage, promising hope and happiness to Lux and her friends. Karlheinz was his name. He took Lux and four boys to the demon world, where Lux would see her best friends for the last time. 
Waking up in an unfamiliar room, Lux found herself alone with Karlheinz, who revealed they were in Rotigenberg, her new home. Karlheinz, aware of Lux's potential from her mother's stories, began experimenting with his magic on her. He gifted her a new heart crafted from his powerful magic, granting her abilities beyond those of a normal human. His plan was starting, and she was to be one of the first subjects.
However, as his experiments progressed, it became apparent that Lux's severe trauma rendered her unfit for the role of the perfect "Eve" he so craved. “Lilith” he called her. The original, broken one. 
Disappointed by his failed experiment, Karlheinz slowly withdrew his presence from Lux's life, leaving her alone in the tower where she had been subjected to his experiments.
The abandonment by Karlheinz, after initially showering her with attention and affection, shattered Lux's fragile state of mind. Faced with reminders of her past torment, she resorted to drastic measures to cope with her pain, including cutting off her long, silver hair that made all the memories from her childhood come back like a knife against her skin.
Years passed, and just when Lux had resigned herself to a life of solitude, Karlheinz returned with a new proposition. He presented her as a crucial component of his Adam and Eve project, a pawn in his game now started game with fate. He renamed her Hikari, meaning "light," perhaps as a cruel reminder of the beacon of hope she once represented. Desperate for a sense of belonging, Lux accepted her new identity and dyed her hair brown as a symbol of her desire to leave her painful past behind, she grew it again, but kept it shorter than it used to be in her childhood, and resorted to wearing thick chokers again. 
She had one mission, to serve as motivation for them to fulfill his plan. She was then sent to the Sakamaki mansion under the excuse of a new bride, her true motives hidden beneath a façade of compliance and obedience perfectly crafted to charm the potential "Adam"s.
RELATIONSHIPS
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ABILITIES
Immortality - Lux ceased to age due to Karlheinz's experiments, and cannot die of natural causes. Her immune system is almost perfect, so human illnesses don't really affect her, she can only die if the wounds are too much for her body to heal itself.
Faster Healing - Lux's body has the ability to heal from injuries at an accelerated rate. Wounds that would be dangerous to humans heal within a short moment for her.
Enhanced senses - Lux's senses are heightened to be more than a normal human's. She can see better, hear better, and moves with grace and agility that surpasses human limitations.
Magic - It's unknown if Hikari's talent with magic is due to Karlheinz own magic or due to her mother's supposed one; but it seems she has an easier ability to it than a common human.
ETYMOLOGY
Hikari's name is written in katakana, but can also be written in kanji as 光.
Both of her names Hikari (ヒカリ) and Lux (ルクス) mean "Light" - Lux being in Latin and Hikari in Japanese, her name just seems to be a translation unlike how the Mukami's have different original names. (Like Yuma being called Edgar and Kou Emilio).
Her last name "Vanthorn" (ヴァンソーン) comes from the word "Vanus" in Latin, which means "vain" and the English word thorn.
Her real last name, "Mortis" comes from the Latin word "Mors" which means death.
TRIVIA
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ayayumastan · 8 months
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Diabolik lovers beach day headcanons (゚∇^*)
•Reiji did NOT want to go, but Yui and the triplets annoyed him until he relented (he also knew the Mukamis would be there, and wanted to see his bf)
•Yuma and Ayato were the only one that actually went into the water
•Well, Yui also went, but only to where she could stand. Then she just stands there with her unicorn float and a virgin Margarita like: „this is so much fun :D“
•Ruki and Reiji are just sitting next to each other under an umbrella, reading, drinking cocktails and ignoring everyones bullshit
•Laito is getting bitches
•Shu fell asleep, so the triplets and Yuma tried to throw him into the water, but he did a 180 on them, and threw them in instead
•Azusa is walking along the shore and looking for jellyfish. Shu is with him, since the triplets wouldn’t leave him alone
•Azusa: „did you know that jellyfish (crazy fact about jellyfish)?“
Shu:
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•Kanato is eating his 48th ice cream, with an excessive amount of sun protection: 2 umbrellas, 5 layers of sunscreen, the biggest sun hat you‘ve ever seen and THICC sunglasses
•He also gave Teddy the cutest swim shorts ever (English isn‘t my first language :/)
• @diabolikpersonals (check out their blog if you like diabolik lovers) drew a meme about Ruki burying Ayato, so that just happened. I don‘t make the rules
•Eventually the Tsukinamis show up. Carla joins Reiji and Ruki, and Shin immediately does a cannonball into the water, fully clothed
•Kino actually showed up at the same time as the Tsukinamis, but waited in his car for half an hour after they arrive, since he didn‘t want to be overshadowed by them
•When he arrives however, Him, Ayato, Yuma and Shin immediately do swim races
•Kou is DETERMINED to spend the whole day with Subaru. Poor guy just wants to chill, but every five seconds:
„Subaru, do you wanna go swim with me?“
„Subaru, du you wanna take a walk along the beach together?“
„Subaru, do you wanna get a cocktail with me?“
„Subaru, do you wanna play beach volleyball together?“
•Speaking of beach volleyball, Shin, Kino, Ayato and Yuma are doing that to. They had to separate Yuma and Ayato tho, or it wouldn‘t have been fair.
•At the end, with the combined forces of Yuma, the triplets, Shin, Kino and Yui they managed to get Shu wet. And died after
I love them sm <33
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laitoscupoftea · 26 days
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[ 🦇 DIABOLIK LOVERS Forever Gift Letter Lottery]
"With special feelings just for you."
🌹 A special message for you, limited to X, has arrived from the vampires who have taken up the brush again 🌹
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Kino: ``I thought I didn't have to write it down, but since it was a great opportunity, I decided to write it down. How was it?''
Shin: ``It seems like you've been nervous for a while, but I think I know what makes you happy.''
Carla: ``All my thoughts have been written down in writing. Read them and tell me what you feel.''
Azusa: "...I wrote this with all my heart for Eve. I'm sure... I wonder if this feeling will be conveyed to you."
Yuma: "I'm sure you prepared a gift for the sow, right? I was going to give it to you along with this letter. I think you'll like it as well."
Kou: “The other day, I received a favorite from M Neko-chan ♥ , so of course I have to give it back, right? I put in the feeling that I love her very much (/ω\ *)♥ ”
Ruki: "There's something I want to give you. Ha, it seemed like you had high hopes for me this year as well. There's no way I wouldn't notice, right?"
Subaru: "Hey...I-I know it's not for you, but I have some sweets in my room, so come if you have time. Also, please take a look at the letter I left in your room before you come!"
Reiji: "First of all, I should say thank you for last month. Thank you very much. I can clearly see that you thought about me before making your decision."
Shu: ``I haven't told you my thanks from last month yet. I'll have to make today special and buy you something you like.''
Laito: "To give back to Bitch-chan, I'll give you me ❤ I hope you'll show me more expressions, right? And as a bonus, I'll also give you this letter ❤ ."
Kanato: "I took the trouble to write this letter. If I let this feeling go away... it won't be enough."
Ayato: "Did you receive the letter from me? I wrote each letter with all my heart, so please take good care of that paper!"
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DIABOLIK LOVERS GRAND EDITION Yoyaku Tokuten Drama CD “A Heated Battle! The Ball-Game Competition’s Preliminaries!?”
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Original title: 熱闘! 球技大会前哨戦!?
Source: Diabolik Lovers GRAND EDITION Yoyaku Tokuten CD
Audio: Here
Seiyuu: Toriumi Kousuke, Katsuyuki Konishi, Midorikawa Hikaru, Kaji Yuki, Hirakawa Daisuke, Kondou Takashi, Takahiro Sakurai, Kimura Ryouhei, Tatsuhisa Suzuki, Kishio Daisuke
Translator’s note: This is definitely one of those CDs which would benefit a lot from visuals. There’s the background noises - of course - but those can be rather vague. During the dodgeball sequence, you can constantly hear the boys making random ‘hah’ and ‘ugh’ noises as they throw the ball. I didn’t actually translate all of it though because at times other characters start talking on top of it and it would just become a mess. ^^;; Overall this was a pretty fun CD though. Personal highlights being Shuu doing a slam dunk and the MC outsmarting the boys not once, but twice. She’ll probably end up regretting it afterwards though, poor girl. 
Laito: Hey, Bitch-chan! Have you decided which event to join at the upcoming ball-game tournament? (1)
You shake your head. 
Shuu: You still haven’t made up your mind? Still the same old Slowpoke, huh?
Subaru: They’re all mixed teams with students across all three different grades, right? So why can’t we just let the people who want to participate do their thing and call it a day? 
Reiji: If this was a normal school, the different classes would be facing off against each other. However, Ryoutei Academy does not have a large enough number of students to apply said system.
Shuu: They should just cancel it already then. What a drag…
Kou: Per usual, you guys lack any kind of motivation, huh? Oh well, that only plays in our advantage, I guess.
Ayato: Keh! Those Mukami bastards…!
The Mukami’s approach them. 
Ruki: What a rude way to greet someone. 
Azusa: Good…evening…
Kanato: What brings you four here today?
Yuma: Isn’t that obvious!? ーー Oi, Sow! You’ll be joinin’ our team for the ball-game competition!
Azusa: I’m sure…you’d have a much better time with us…than if you were to join the Sakamaki’s team…Justin wants you to team up with us as well…
Kou: I’m sure you would want to make the best of the day, right? We’re actually going to try our best so I’m sure you’d be able to enjoy the different events as well!
Ruki: There you have it. If you understand, come with us. 
*Rustle* 
Ayato: Che…Don’t be decidin’ that by yourself now!
*Rustle* 
Ayato: Chichiashi’s gonna be on my team. …Right? 
Kanato: Ayato. She will obviously form a team with me. That was your intention all along, wasn’t it? You’re always so indecisive, so I’m being so kind as to make the decision for you. You belong to me after all. … Right, Teddy? 
Laito: Look who’s Miss Popular all of a sudden! What will you do? The choice is yours~
Shuu: Haah…What a drag…Then why don’t you just participate in all categories? 
Ayato: Oh! Mr. Sloth actually has a decent idea for once!
Reiji: I suppose that would fix the issue. 
Laito: Nfu~ I like the sound of that. I can’t wait to pamper you after you’re all worn-out and exhausted from having to participate in all games~
Ruki: Heh…You guys never change, do you? 
Kou: You should just leave these tyrants and come with us instead! We’ll treat you much nicer, you know?
Subaru: Fuck off…Oi, come here!
Reiji: You should team up with us. …If the message is clear, thenーー
You make a suggestion. 
Reiji: Haah? We should all form one big team together? …Are you out of your mind? 
Shuu: …Hah. You really have a few loose screws. 
Kanato: You really think our families would gladly team up together? You can’t even figure out that much?
Laito: I’m impressed, Bitch-chan! You’re being loved by so many different men! …So, what will you do? Will you choose us? Or the Mukami family?
You frown. 
Azusa: You can’t…make up your mind…?
Laito: You really are indecisive, aren’t you? 
Kou: In that case, why don’t we use the different categories of the ball-tournament to decide on the matter? Whichever team wins gets to have M-neko-chan on their team!
Ayato: A showdown, huh? I like the sound of that!
Reiji: If we’re going based on the ball-game tournament, that would be five different sports in total, being  basketball, soccer, table tennis, softball and dodgeball, correct?
Kou: Exactly! We’ll hold five different rounds for each category with one member of each respective family participating at a time. Whoever wins a total of three rounds first is the winner! The rules will be the same as during the actual tournament. That’s fair enough, right?
Reiji: I see. That does sound reasonable. 
Ruki: It’s settled then. 
Shuu: Pwaah…Whatever. 
Ayato: Hehe…I’ll make you regret challengin’ me!
Reiji: Well then, to keep things fair, let us decide who shall play which sport by pulling straws. 
Ayato: Haah!? I’m goin’ for basketbal, obviously!
Kou: It wouldn’t be fair if you get to choose the sport you’re best at, right? I figured we’d have to decide it this way, so I’ve already prepared a lottery!
*Rattle* 
Kou: Voila!
Laito: You thought of everything, didn’t you. Well then, I suppose I’ll draw first.
Kanato: Excuse me!? Who said you could go first!? I’m going before you!
Ruki: No redraws. You have to settle with whichever event you pulled on your first try. Am I clear?
*TIMESKIP*
Reiji: Well then, let us start with the table tennis competition. Subaru, Azusa. Please get ready.
Subaru: Che…Why me!? 
Azusa: Good luck…
Subaru: Tsk…I’ll get this over with real quick. Hah!
*THUD*
Laito: Wow! Look at that ball go!
Subaru: Hell yeah!
Ayato: Keh…Don’t just send the thing flying!
Reiji: Haah…Subaru. Do you know the rules of table tennis? When you serve, the ball has to bounce once on your side and once on the opponent’s side of the court.
Subaru: Wha…!? O-Of course…!
Ruki: So you were playing without even knowing the rules? 
Subaru: N-No…! I just went a lil’ overboard, that’s all!
Azusa: Well then…My turn next…There!
*Thud* 
Azusa: Ah…It got caught in the net…
Reiji: That’s minus one point for the opponent as well. I suppose that covers for Subaru’s blunder from earlier.
Ayato: Oi, Subaru! Don’t mess up on the serve this time!
Subaru: Fuck off! Just you watch! …Hah!
*THUD*
Ayato: And there you go fuckin’ up again right as I warned you!? 
Azusa: Then…I’ll try one more time as well…There. 
*Thud*
Yuma: In the net again!? 
Ruki: Haah…Azusa as well, huh? 
Subaru: Che…This time I’ll get it right for sure! Hah!
*THUD*
Azusa: This time for sure…I’ll get the ball to the other side…
*Thud*
Subaru: I’m only just warmin’ up!
*THUD*
Azusa: Why can’t I get it over the net…? …There.
*Thud*
Subaru: Hah!
*THUD*
Subaru and Azusa continue to fall to land a proper serve.
Shuu: …Say, what is this sport called again? 
Yuma: Table tennis…I think? 
Laito: Heeh~ I had no idea that in table tennis, both parties just continue to exchange serves forever and ever~
Ruki: At this rate, a winner will never be decided…
Reiji: I suppose that leaves us with no other choice. Let us decide on a winner through rock-paper-scissors.
Subaru: Hah!? Don’t decide that without us!
Kou: What’s the point in continuing at this point? We’re all bored of watching you two, Subaru-kun. Azusa-kun, you’re good with rock-paper-scissors, right?
Azusa: Mmh.
Ruki: It’s decided then. 
Subaru: Fuck…! 
He tosses his racket away. 
*Thud* 
Subaru: Guess I have no other choice then. …Oi, let’s hurry up and settle this score.
Azusa: Oh…Sure. 
Subaru & Azusa: Rock…! …Paper! …Scissors!
Subaru: Fuck yeah!
Azusa: Ah…
Yuma: Azusa lost, huh? 
Azusa: I’m sorry…If this was a fist fight instead…I would have gladly taken the L…
Yuma: No you should win that one!
Laito: Well then…Basketball is up next, right? Let me think…I guess we can make this a one-on-one shooting show-off? 
Ruki: Yes. Each person gets three attempts and whoever lands the most shots wins, okay? …I am up next. 
Reiji: From our side…It’s Shuu. 
Shuu: Haah…Why me?
Reiji: It was decided in a fair manner. Go ahead and make use of your height for once.
Shuu: What a drag…
Azusa: Ruki…Try your best…
Ruki: Yes, I will. …Well then, I shall go first.
*Woosh*
Kou: Wow~! Nice shot!
Ayato: Tsk…That bastard, I can’t believe he landed from far away like it was nothin’! ー Oi, Shuu! Don’t you dare miss now!
Laito: Good luck, Shuu~!
Shuu: Haah…What a drag…
*Woosh*
*Thud thud thud* 
Shuu: …
Laito: …Ah.
Kou: …Ah-ah~ He missed. 
Ayato: What are you doin’, lazy-ass!? 
Reiji: Haah…You’re putting us to shame as the eldest son of this family.
Ayato: Lame-o!
Shuu: Shut up. Why must I even do this? ーー Besides, why would you even try to land from far away? It’d be much easier to just put it straight through the ring, right?
Azusa: Eh?
Shuu dribbles towards the ring and performs a slam dunk. 
*Thud* 
Ayato: Oh…!
Azusa: Wow…
Kanato: I think…this is the first time in my life…I’ve seen Shuu move around this much…
Reiji: I suppose miracles do happen after all. I just hope this isn’t a bad omen for what’s to come. 
Kou: However, Ruki-kun takes the victory here, right? Slam dunks are forbidden according to the tournament's rules after all. 
Ruki: Yes. …Too bad for you, Sakamaki Shuu. 
Ayato: Haah!? That doesn’t matter right now, does it!?
Azusa: We’ll hold five different rounds for each category with one member of each respective family participating at a time….and the rules will be the same as during the actual tournament…That’s what we decided on, no?
Ruki: Breaking the rules leads to disqualification. I am fairly certain we established that beforehand. 
Reiji: We most definitely did. We take this loss. 
Laito: Nfu~ Shuu tried so hard too. What a shame. 
Ayato: Tsk…!
Kanato: I do not mind. We just have to win the next one, that’s all. 
Laito: So, what should we do next? Soccer? Softball? 
Ayato: I’ll go next! ーー Oi, Yuma! Compete with me in soccer!
Yuma: Heh! Ya sure have a big mouth! I’ll crush ya real quick!
Reiji: ーー Listen carefully. You will compete in a penalty shootout and alternate to take single-shots at the goal in a penalty format. Whoever has the most points after five turns is the winner. 
Ayato: Bring it on!
Yuma: Hell yeah! Gimme yer best shot, mate! …Ey!
Ayato: …In your dreams! 
*Thud* 
Ayato: How’s that!? I won’t let a single one of yer shots through!
Yuma: Che…
They switch places. 
Ayato: How’s that!? It’s my turn next! …Ugh!
Yuma: Heh! Ya think ya stand a chance with a weak shot like that!? 
They switch places again. 
Yuma: I’ll show ya what a real shot looks like!
*Thud* 
Ayato: …Ugh! Yours is just as weak!
Ayato: The way you talk like you’re the shit really gets on my nerves!
*Thud* 
Yuma: …Ugh! Ayato…You can kick like ya mean it, ya know!?
They continue switching places and successfully stopping each other’s shots. 
Reiji: …They’ve long surpassed the five shot mark. 
Laito: This back-and-forth is giving me flashbacks…
Shuu: Just having to witness it feels like a chore…
Azusa: Should we resort to rock-paper-scissors again?
Ruki: We already had to rely on it earlier, so it wouldn’t be ideal. 
Kou: In that case…Ah! Look! There’s takoyaki over there!
Ayato: …What!?
Ayato looks away. 
Yuma: Hah! You’re wide open, mate!
*Thud* 
Ayato: Aah…!!
Kou: Goal~!
Ayato: You bastard…Kou!
Shuu: Who is even so stupid to fall for that…? 
Subaru: Oi! Doesn’t that go against the competition’s rules as well!? 
Ruki: There is nothing in the rules which mentions it is prohibited, therefore Kou’s actions are perfectly legal. 
Reiji: Haah…With Ayato’s loss, it is now 2 against 1 in their favor. We cannot afford any more losses. 
Azusa: Fufu…Aren’t you glad, Eve? You should be able to take part in the ball-game competition together with us…
Kou: Pwaah~ I want to go home already…So let’s quickly take the victory home. 
Kanato: Ugh…I do not like this one bit. Whether it’s Ayato’s sheer stupidity…or the way those Mukami’s are acting as if they have won already. Softball is next…I shall turn the tables by winning this one.
Ayato: Haah? Kanato, you can play softball? 
Kanato: It’s your fault for losing! That’s why I have to step up now! So let’s hurry up and get started already! Who is playing from the Mukami team!? 
Kou: That would be me~ 
Kanato: Okay. …Please watch me, okay, Teddy? 
*Rustle* 
Laito: Kanato-kun, huh? …Do we think we have a chance at winning? 
Reiji: It’s not like we have much other choice, do we? 
Laito: I know but…Do we consider it a win for Kanato-kun if he can hit one ball?
Ruki: Yes. The other competitions already took far too long after all. If Kanato gets three outs, Kou is the winner. However, if he can hit one ball, Sakamaki Kanato takes the W instead. 
Laito: You heard him! Kanato-kun, what do you think? Do you think you can hit it?
Kanato: Oh, shut up, Laito! That would be a piece of caーー 
Kou: Here it comes!
*Woosh* 
*Thud* 
Kanato: Ughー!
Ayato: A miss right away?
Kanato: Shut up! I 
Kou: Here comes number two!
Kanato: Wha…!? 
*Woosh* 
Kanato: Ugh…!
Shuu: Pwaah…I guess this competition is as good as over, huh? Which means I finally get to go home, thank god. 
Reiji: What do you mean, ‘thank god’!? Good grief…The Sakamaki house must never lose to the Mukami’s!
Laito: Right? They’ll take Bitch-chan away from us as well. …I suppose I have no other choice. ーー Kanato-kun! Subaru-kun just told me that he’ll throw Teddy out if you don’t hit the next ball!
Subaru: H-Haah…!? The fuck!? I never said anythin’ like that!
Kanato: I won’t let you…lay a single finger on Teddy, Subaru!!
Subaru: But I never said I would!!
Reiji: Not a bad provocation coming from Laito…Kanato! If you don’t want to lose Teddy, you better hit the ball and end this showdown!
Kanato: Hic…Throw away Teddy…Uu…Outrageous…
Kou: That’s three outs for you!
*Woosh* 
Kanato: Not in a million yearsーー!!
Kanato hits the ball.
*Thud* 
Kou: Hah…!
Ayato: Oh!
Laito: A homerun~!
Kanato runs up to Teddy. 
Kanato: Teddy~~~!!
*Rustle* 
Kanato: How foolish of me to leave you alone with that brute of a Subaru, Teddy! Don’t worry, I’ll make sure you are never in danger again…by locking that guy up!
Subaru: For the millionth time, it wasn’t me!
Reiji: We’re not even with two points each.
Ruki: Only dodgeball remains. 
Reiji: How about all ten of us compete in this one? 
Azusa: All of us…? So four against six…? Shouldn’t we get some kind of handicap then…? 
Reiji: Oh dear? Are you implying that you stand no chance against us otherwise? 
Yuma: Haah!? Don’t be spoutin’ bullcrap! 
Kou: Exactly! That sounds a bit unreasonable, doesn’t it? …You agree, don’t you, Ruki-kun? 
Ruki: Like the others are saying, I do question the fairness of it. However…Right. We are willing to compete under those circumstances but if we do manage to win despite the disadvantage, I assume we will be rewarded accordingly? 
Reiji: Very well. If your team wins, not only will she join your team but we will grant any one of your requests. 
Ruki: Hmph. Deal. It’s settled then. 
Ayato: Heh! This time we’ll crush you for sure! 
They start playing dodgeball.
Laito: Ahーah~ Everyone’s totally fired up…
Azusa: Ah…The point of this game…is to avoid getting hit by the ball…right? …That seems really difficult…
Yuma: Oi, Azusa! Don’t ya dare jump in front of the ball!
Ruki: Kou, Yuma, Azusa. We should aim for Sakamaki Shuu first since he is the least likely to try and dodge. The middle triplet is second on the list. 
Kou: Roger!
Yuma: Let’s get this over with and settle the score! …Take this!!
*Woosh*
*Thud* 
Shuu: …Ah. 
Yuma: Hah! Bingo!
Reiji: Ah! The ball’s in the opponent’s hands again!
Yuma: Next!
Kanato: Ah! Teddy, watch out!
*Thud* 
Kanato: Guah!
Ayato: …The fuck, Kanato!? Why did you let yourself get hit to protect that stupid bear!?
Reiji: We’ve lost two members because Shuu failed to claim the ball…I cannot believe he allowed himself to get hit so easily. Pathetic…Good god.
Ruki: It’s four against four now. We’ve evened the playing field. …Let’s go!
*Woosh*
Azusa: …Woah. That was close…
Reiji: Hah…!
*Woosh*
Yuma: Wait, you little…!
*Woosh* 
Shuu: Pwah…I’m sleepy…
The remaining eight boys continue playing dodgeball. 
Kanato: Nobody’s getting hit…It will be morning soon. Just how much longer until this is over with?
Shuu: You really think there will be an end to this? 
Kanato: There better be! We can’t even return to the manor like this! …You feel the same way, don’t you? ーー Ah!
Shuu: Hm? 
Kanato: …She’s gone!
Subaru: Hm? What’s wrong, Kanato?
Yuma: …!! The Sow’s gone! What’s going on!? 
*Thud thud thud* 
Ruki: This is…? 
*Flip* 
Ruki: A letter?
Ayato: ‘...I’m sorry. I just can’t.’ ーー Chichinashi! She made a run for it! 
Ruki: Kou, Yuma, Azusa. Split up and search for her. 
Reiji: You lot as well. Hurry up and find her!
Subaru: Don’t tell me what to do!
Yuma: Che…Who does that damn Sow think she’s dealin’ with, huh!? 
*TIMESKIP*
Laito: Haah, haah, haah…Bitch-chan! We finally found you!
Yuma: Sow! Explain yourself!
Azusa: Haah, haah…Exactly…I tried so hard…to stay in the game…and not let myself get hit by the ball…
You explain. 
Ayato: Haah!? You already decided to join the girls’ team!? 
Ruki: …!? 
Reiji: What do you mean!? 
Azusa: So…We can’t get hurt together at the…ball-game competition…? 
Kou: No, I don’t think that was ever the intention…
Ruki: I see…If she has already submitted her application to the school, then there is nothing we can do about it. Let’s go home. 
Yuma: Tsk…I can’t believe we got played like this…
Laito: Ah-aah~ I never thought you out of all people would do this to us. I guess today was just a wasted effort then. I better get plenty of blood in return to make up for it, okay? So, Bitch-chan, why don’t the two of us ーー Hold up…She’s gone again!? 
Subaru: Where did she go!?
Shuu: Guess she ran away? Actually doing the smart thing for once. 
Reiji: She sure has some nerve to run away from us not once, but twice.
Kanato: Kuh…I can’t forgive her. I better punish her thoroughly after this!
Ayato: Fuck! You best believe I’m suckin’ you dry next we meet, Chichinashiiiiーー!!
ーー THE END ーー
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hellcatinnc · 9 months
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Diabolik Lovers Anime Review
So these are only in order based on the ones I like first on down to my least favorite this is between the 1st and 2nd anime.
Ruki Mukami
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Something about this man the moment he walked on to my tv screen. First of he is sexy as hell but I also love how it almost feels like he is in control of himself for the most part is dignified and at the end of the day he believes he can be adam to yui's eve by not forcing her but by letting her make her choices and him supporting her. The way he looks at her and the way he touches her I just can't this man is so full of passion and pent up sexual aggression I am pretty sure of as well. Anyways I also think him and Yui look the cutest together no doubt about it.
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Kou Mukami
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This guy honestly I didn't think I would like him but he can be cute with Yui I mean yes he has some anger issues still and expects stuff for giving stuff but thats thanks to his upbringing. Anyways the sweetest moment was when he gave her flowers or when he had her sleep with him in the bed so he wouldn't be alone. There is a place in my heart for him and I would love to see more of him.
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Yuma Mukami
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I love that even through it all he goes out of his way to grow plants and bring things to life in his own way. I don't feel like he is as rough with Yui and deep down has a very sentimental side to things. I feel like he would protect "Eve" more than hurt her and I even love he has a bit of fire about him as well. He isn't afraid to make it known how he is feeling even if you don't like it.
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Ayato Sakamaki
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This is another hot and cold for me like when I really love him I love him and when I hate him I hate him. Like the sweet moments he makes it known that she is his and that with him he will protect her and even the sweet kiss to give her the antidote was sensual. Even when he thought he was going crazy to bring her back from custody of Ruki and is brothers he seemed heroic for a moment. I worry sometimes though and the hate part of him is the fact if he is in love with her or just protecting his property only in his eyes. The fan he calls her pancake is cute even though you know it has to do as more of a derogatory instead.
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Subaru Sakamaki
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This is one of them that I am hot and cold with. When I think he is there for Yui and could be a romantic connection her turns around and goes back to bein a unsociable asshole again. He has alot of ups and downs yet at the same time there is alot of moments that he really shows how he feels about her without saying it. I think he is in love with her but because of his childhood I don't think he knows how to express affection even if he wanted to.
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Laito Sakamaki
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So this man is drawn more naughty than my mind can wrap around at times. Something about him makes me swoon and my knees week. I'm sure his voiced has alot to do with it because the sound of Saint Germain flows through my head every time Laito talks since its the same VA. I don't much care for his terms little bitch yet at the same time his sassiness and flirtiness are a real turn on in a twisted kind of way. Honestly I swear I feel like he is my guilty pleasure not just the show but him in general. The way he blushes as he gets turn on talking about what he is going to do *fans self* I like that he can be dangerous when you least expect it and the way he handles his mother out the window completely priceless.
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Azusa Mukami
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He became a badass the moment he through "Teddy" in the fire. I love the way he is drawn such a cool character. He is definitely very melancholy and can't be bothered with things that are too trivial. I did love how he took a liking to Yui and in the end didn't want to hurt her like he did in the beginning. His little knife set shows too much time on his hands he must use cutting himself. I feel like he is one I would want to see more of and see how his character can unfold. I hope in the games I really get to know more about him.
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Reiji Sakamaki
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I love the prim and proper feel of him almost like a well educated butler. I also think its funny how he hates Shuu. Even when he loses his shit and bites Yui he does it in a very well mannered more educated way than the others do. I mean don't get me wrong he is still forceful but its how he does it hard to explain. He is very knowledgeable which comes in handy for the rest of the family. Sometimes he plain annoys me though just opening his mouth he comes off like he is better than everyone else at times and its annoying.
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Kanato Sakamaki
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He got stunted in his growth badly thats for sure that or he has lost his shit one. I can't imagine the show without him yet at the same time he really gives me the creeps. The teddy bear fetish bullshit he had really creeped me out. Like no matter what he did he talked to it or had it watch him do things. I will say his role of burning his mom after how much of a piece of shit she was this scene was priceless and well deserved.
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Shuu Sakamaki
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I really thought he was going to be a decent vampire edition until I realized 99% of the time he is asleep somewhere and when he isn't he is being a ass to Yui. I have no love for him really he is too forgettable.
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lilscottishlesbian · 1 year
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Kou getting a cat headcannon
Kou had to straight up BEG Ruki to let him get a cat to the point where Kou just came home one day with a kitten and everyone just had accepted the kitten because there was no stopping Kou.
Kou now has a insta account for the kitten which has more followers than him somehow but that doesn’t bother him at all.
Spams Subaru pictures of the lil kitten with saying cheesy shit like “our child is growing so fast 🥺” to then get a reply “Tch that thing isn’t mine”
Moments later Subaru was then forced to apologise to the kitten by Kou.
Said kitten then went missing for like a day but for that one day Kou went on a RAMPAGE. See Wanda in MoM? Yeah that’s him.
Started accusing Ruki of killing it , dug up Yumas farm incase Ruki buried it there , checked Azusas Knifes incase they had the kittens then stormed to the Sakamaki house hold.
Shouted at Shu for complaining that Kou was being bothersome , Got into a screaming match with Kanato after Kanato went
“You’re disturbing Teddy”
“Fuck your stuffed Cotten sack bitch”
“You probably ate my lil neko you sick fuck”
Rejii wakes out of his room to wonder what the fuck was going on just to then walk back in his room shaking his head not having the time or patience to deal with a very pissed of cat mom.
This ended with Kou sobbing onto Laitos chest and Subaru trying to be supportive(sweet boy) and pat Kous back.
“That purple fucker ate him”
“Now now Kou let’s not jump to conclusions”
“He has no problem eating people and his own moms ashes”
“…fuck you’re right”
In the end Yui offered to help Kou look around to find the kitten, just to find it in the rose garden just happily sleeping away. Kous mood switches FAST after finding his child and he happily picks up his kitten baby talking it as he walks home.
Everyone was slightly scared of Kou afterwards since that mf went ape shit.
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mino-diabolik · 4 months
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DARK FATE — Mystic 「Dark 02」
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[ Dark 01 ]
「Monologue」
I was notorious for causing trouble across both realms. Not that such thing has changed much presently. However, I didn't know a single concept of laying low at the time. So, as it would eventually happen, I gathered some less than pleasant experiences. That day, though...
—Flashback—
[ Location: Unknown — Human Realm ]
Mystic: Huff, huff, huff!
Lout A: Get 'im! Get the sonnoba bitch!
Lout B: Oi, ya damn brat! Quit runnin'!
Mystic: Oh, fuck off!
Mystic off the road. A couple of men trail after him.
Mystic: ( I can't believe these guys hung around the area just to find me. Just my damn luck!
They just so stubborn, too! How come they haven't ran out of energy yet?! )
Get off my ass, will ya?!
Lout B: Big talk for a slut!
Mystic: Ugh!
( I'm gonna rip off all of their goddamn di—— )
Mystic appears distracted. There's a distinct smell on the air. He swerves off through the foliage and rams through until he reaches a clearing.
[ Location: Garden — Unknown ]
Mystic: What...? A mansion? Where the hell did it come from?
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Lout A: Where's the brat?
Loat B: Lost 'is stench... but he must be hidin' 'ere somewhere.
Loat A: Tsk... if I just get my hands on 'im
——I'm gonna tear 'im apart.
Loat B: Oh, you nasty motherfucker.
Mystic: ( Ugh... sick bastards. )
Mystic flicks his wrist. A small strix materializes with a flap of its wings.
—Rip!—
Mystic: Naazat. Here, take this. Lead those two away from me. Don't let 'em see you.
The owl grabs the patch. It flies off.
Loat B: ——Ah, right over there!
Loat A: Then go, dammit!
—Footsteps—
Mystic: Huff...
Ah, fuck...
( Look at this fuckin' mess. It's just a gash... but it's still bleeding this much? )
Sigh...
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Mystic trudges through the garden.
Mystic: Is there no one here...?
( I can smell them all the way out here, though...
Just how many of them are there living in there? )
「Monologue」
I decided to get help. Perhaps someone knocking at their garden door, rather than the main entrance, threw them off. It still amazes me that they didn't immediately kick me out. Well, Yuma nearly did. Both him and Kou were discussing the matter, while Azusa stared at me without saying much. Honestly... I felt safer near him out of all the other brothers. ——It was then that Ruki emerged. I was suspicious when he plainly offered to patch me up. And I was right to be. Everyone that offers help will always want something in return, after all...
[ Location: Ruki's Bedroom — Mukami Mansion ]
Mystic: Ugh... sigh——
Ruki: Nn...
Mystic: ( This guy...! )
That hurts, you fuckin' bat! Ah!
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Ruki: Mm... is that so?
Ruki tugs at Mystic's hair. He gasps.
Ruki: It seems to me you are enjoying it.
Mystic: Tsk. Da—damn you...
Kuh... ahh...
「Monologue」
What happened afterwards is foggy. Whatever the difference between Ruki and others was, I couldn't remember a better experience under the fangs of a Vampire. Some time passed, and I had finally convinced my mother to allow me to attend school in the Human Realm. It was boredom that drove this decision. Princely responsibilities were becoming too much, I suppose. The first day I transferred... Well... it was one of those times the universe decided to be funny.
[ Location: Hallway — Ryotei Academy ]
—Footsteps—
Mystic: ( Homeroom's next...
——It was this one...? )
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[ Location: Classroom ]
Mystic walks in. The few students converse amongst themselves.
Mystic: ( Not many students, either. It is a night school, I gue—— )
... ... ...
Mystic finds a familiar figure at one of the desks.
Ruki: ... You...
Mystic: Oh... fuck—
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—End Flashback—
「 Dark 02 — End 」
[ Dark 03 ]
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missmyloko · 1 year
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Review: The Makanai: Cooking For The Maiko House - Episode 1
I’ve been getting a TON of asks for me to review Maiko San Chi No Makanai San’s new live action adaptation, so now that I’ve had some time to finally sit down and watch it I can do just that! Episode 1: Change The show starts out in Aomori where Kiyo and Sumire are departing for Kyoto and are seen off by Kiyo’s grandmother and Kenta, their friend from school. This happens in the manga and the anime as well, but the show adds a line about Sumire’s parents not showing up because her father didn’t approve of her becoming a maiko. I honestly never questioned why Sumire’s parents were never at the station before, but that line actually makes the whole thing make sense now! Next we’re whisked off to Kyoto where, upon arriving in Gion Kobu, Kiyo and Sumire almost immediately run into maiko, who are played by none other than Mameaya of Ninben and Mami of Minoyae! On their way to their destination they spot even more maiko, who are Nanoha, Mameju, and Yuzuha of Tama! I really enjoyed the cameos and I bet the real maiko enjoyed playing themselves too. From there they meet the two okasan of the Saku yakata (the show uses the term yakata instead of okiya, so I’m also going to use the term yakata from now on), Azusa and Chiyo. This is a slight deviation from the manga and anime where there was only one okasan and they all just called her “okasan” instead of giving her an actual name. The girls then go to settle into their new digs when they’re confronted by one of the other girls who lives there, Ryoko, who quite rudely tells them that they’re not cut out for this and that they’ll quit soon enough (what a bitch :O!). It then skips ahead three months to the day where the yakata is changing out the sliding doors for summer, and the local otokoshi have come to help out. It’s here that we first get to meet the makanai of the Saku yakata, Sachiko. She’s a middle aged woman who’s brought ingredients to make everyone in the house some fresh somen noodles to cool everyone off on a hot day. It’s here that we’re first introduced to what a makanai is and Sachiko’s physical problems that ail her. After the lunch is over Kiyo tries to help massage Sachiko’s back, but things go awry when Sachiko ends up putting her back out when she tries to get up off the floor of the yakata. This spells the end of Sachiko’s time as the makanai for the Saku yakata. We then cut to lessons at the Nyokoba, where Kiyo isn’t exactly a master of flower arranging (her arrangement seems to just flop over), then to drum lessons where Kiyo can’t hold a beat to save her life, and then onto dance lessons where Kiyo just can’t keep up, to the point where she’s told to go sit off to the side by the dance teacher as she’s interrupting the lesson. Poor Kiyo is even reprimanded after the lesson and is made to question whether she should keep pursuing the career of a maiko or not. However, all Kiyo can think about during the exchange with the dance teacher is the teacher’s udon noodles (I’m guessing that they did this to show a pattern between Kiyo and food, but it did feel slightly odd). Sumire and Kiyo then walk home together and Sumire is clearly worried for her friend, but Kiyo just shrugs it off like the meeting with the dance teacher meant nothing at all.  Back at the yakata the maiko of the house are getting dressed and some explanation is given as to what they wear for certain months of the year. Kiyo’s clumsiness leads to Sumire taking over to help the otokoshi get the maiko dressed and following after the otokoshi to go help them dress a geiko called Momoko. In the manga and the anime Momoko is (spoiler) the onesan of Sumire once she debuts as a maiko, but we never actually meet her. Here she shows up in episode one, so we know that she’s meant to play an integral part in the show somehow going forward. Sumire follows Momoko around for the night like shikomi often do and is at one point rewarded by asking if she’d like to watch an ozashiki that Momoko will be performing at. It’s here that we can see Sumire’s passion for the profession as she watches Momoko dance and you just know that Sumire wants to dance like Momoko someday.    The next day, Kiyo goes to visit Sachiko in her apartment and cooks tomato curry for her, while Sachiko explains the secret to being a makanai: that you have to be able to cook something that will satisfy everyone’s taste buds since the residents of the yakata come from all over Japan and have grown up with different seasonings. Kiyo takes this to heart and returns to the yakata, where at night a mysterious phone call is answered by Chiyo and the episode ends.   So far I’ve really liked the show and while it’s taken some deviations from the manga and anime, it’s likely to explain them in the future, so I look forward to checking out the rest of the series ^^!    
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Hi! you have a very nice beginner profile ❤️ What would be the reaction of the Sakamaki and Mukami brothers to a girl who is interested in ddlg and proposes such a relationship to them.
Hello, I am very glad that you like my blog. Here's the boys' reaction to your question:
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Shu
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Hmm... So you're interested in this type of stuff? You really are a dirty girl. But I can agree to be your daddy.
Reiji
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Very interesting. You need to learn good behavior so that I, as your dad, will teach you, and if necessary, I will punish you.
Ayato
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*laughter* So you want me to be your dad? You're really funny, Chichinashi. But it might be fun, so I agree
Laito
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Ah, bitch, your proposal is really attractive nufufu~ Every day I will dress you in eye-catching clothes and give you lots of pleasure~
Kanato
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Oh, so you want to be my little girl? Will I be able to dress you in cute styles and comb your hair every day? If so, I agree
Subaru
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Stupid! You made up nonsense. But if you want... I'll agree *he's interested, but he's ashamed to admit it*
Ruki
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oh, you really are a very naughty livestock. Do you want to be my little submissive? I think this is an interesting proposition. I agree. *Waited for you to come out with such a proposition*
Kou
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M-neko-chan, that's a very nice suggestion, but why don't you be my kitty instead of my little girl? We will petplay
Yuma
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Ah, so you're interested in this sort of thing, sow? And when you stand next to me, you look like a little girl. If you really care, we can try.
Azusa
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Ah.. Eve... you want me to be your... daddy..? If you are happy then... then I agree with that...
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Thank you very much for reading 💘 It was my first reaction like this, because previously I only wrote canons, but I think it didn't turn out bad.
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cryptid-pet · 2 years
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Azushin Headcanons That Woke Me Up at 3 AM (Part one)
(Please respect my ship pspssps)
🔪 Shin was the one who had the crush and Azusa was the clueless one
🐺 Shin knew as pride of a Founder liking another male was a suicide attempt to him- Carla would FREAK OUT
🔪For those who have listend and read the translations of the Drama CD “Scariest Little Brother” (among those line) Yk how Azusa begs Shin to hurt him because Reiji brought up how violent and strong he was?
🐺I imagine Azusa crawled over to Shin during that CD and sat on his lap and Shin started to FUCKING LOOSE IT
🔪It took Azusa a while to realize Shin crushed over him because of Shin himself just bullying Azusa
🐺Note: Shin bullied Azusa NOT to hurt him, but in an attempt to flirt over all (it backfired and Azusa didn’t bitch towards it cuz he enjoyed the insults)
“You smell like SHIT today, I had to shove you against the locker!”
“I know…Thanks :D” like Azusa just goes with the flow
🔪There was some times where Azusa would go to Shin, whether that was outside of school or not
🐺As much as Shin refused to give Azusa his number, he eventually gave in at the moment Azusa hugged onto his leg like rabid raccoon (and when they started texting, it was so awkward)
🔪Ruki goes through everyone of his brother’s phones towards the end of each month (Just being a protective older brother I suppose)
🐺When he went through Azusa’s and saw the conversation between him and Shin, He.Was.Shocked (Surprisingly, the conversation wasn’t anything crazy between the two)
🔪He doesn’t delete the conversation, BUT Shin’s entire contact from Azusa’s phone- It was for his own safety from a Founder
🐺Shin gets annoyed and pissed because Azusa hasn’t text him literally within 24 hours, and when he sees Azusa in person he starts going off at him
🔪The poor baby Mukami was so confused until he checked his contacts and noticed Shin’s number erased from his device (he thought nothing of it)
🐺Azusa likes using those little emoticons and the pastel stuff and Shin just finds it so girlie of him
🔪Nobody will tell me these two are not the most wackiest characters LMFAO- I am CONVINCED these two talk about Cryptid Humor and give Carla and Ruki mental breakdowns when seeing their text messages
“They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away…But really…It makes the doctor enter a realm where they are paralyzed and only maggots…Can consume the human flesh that leaves…Only the bones of infested rotten decayed chickens the doctors ate for dinner…”
“It’s 3:20 in the morning and I can’t process what you said but I agree”
🐺THEY’LL BE UP ON SCHOOL NIGHTS TILL 5 AM TALKING ABOUT THE MOST UNSETTLING THINGS THEY WONDER N SHIT
ok im stopping here, I need a shower
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aurik6 · 2 years
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Day 1
5 things I like about Laito
1. Obviously, his looks.
When you look at his face you realize how playful, maybe carefree he is, yet his eyes look mistrerious. And that's the biggest "magnet" in him, this contrast between his "shalowly-mischievous" personality and the gaze which talks to you: " I know. I know everything you don't."
Like...
Attractive mystery.
And obviously the design itself is great (I mean, all characters design in DL games, not the anime hahaha, are great. )
2. The personality conflict.
Do I really need to explain how fascinating it is to watch  Laito struggles with his own self? But don't think I'm a sadist I genuinely feel bad for him, but man, it's so interesting to watch the full way of  character's realizing how far he'd gone with those lies to himself...
It's seems like he's completely lost sometimes?
3. Attitude towards Yui.
Yes, be calls her Bitch-chan, which is annoying but ITS NOT THAT BAD...
The way Yuma, Ruki, Ayato (and sometimes Shu) call her just kills me...
So I really like the way Laito treats her, though it's embarrassing.
  Also I guess he hadn't shared his opinion about Yui's body. I mean, other guys would say that she's looking like a middle schooler, some of them would just say "she's flat" or smth and that's kinda offensive.
I'm not saying Laito is sane and he'd never ever said such to her, but I'm sure it wasn't in such amount as others did...
4. HE IS FUNNY AS F.CK
Whenever he appears (his own routs or his bros routes) he either creates funny situations and give chills, idk.
I can't say who else has the same funky charm...
Anyways, anytime he appears I'm ready to smile uncontrollably
5. His relationship with other characters, not only with his brothers. He's kinda...
Sweet with them? Especially if we're talking about Laito in the big brother role. 
For instance the sub scenario with him in Azusa's route in Vandead Carnival, also attitude Laito has to Kanato or Subaru, he's the type giving advice, and sort of... caring? Idk that's so nice of him...
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diamylovers · 2 years
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their s/o has very severe period cramps and can hardly move because of them
Shu:"Oh, are you okay? Is something good for your cramps? Or should I talk to Reiji?"
Reiji:oh gorgeous oh gorgeous
(Joking)
"Honey, let me get you the pills..what? Do you want me to stay? Fine.."
Ayato:"Oh, pancakes, does this happen to you every day? Let me talk to Reiji"
Laito:"Bitch-chan, you're not feeling well, is there something wrong with you? period cramps? Okay let me just go
Kanato:what happen to little doll?shall i do something to you?
Subaru:"Oh, what's wrong? Something hot? You mean, do you want me to make you hot chocolate?
Kino:"Shall I speak to the servants? Hey babe I guess you have to stand up for the cramps to go away"
Ruki:"No, don't stand up. Let me get you something..*touchs on your belly* All right now?
Yuma:"Sow let me carry ya *He sees you hurt more when he tries to hold you* Oh shit, let me go to Ruki"
Kou:"Go to the pharmacy? Wait, what do I bring?"
Azusa:"Do you..feel...pain?"
Carla:“Kisama, tell me what exactly hurts you? Oh… let me see what you can get.”
Shin:"Don't be lazy, come on*tries to carry you*just whoa-oh I'm sorry, it really hurts."
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Diabolik Lovers CHAOS LINEAGE ー Laito [03]
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Monologue
Even after a few days passed by,
Laito-kun did not show any signs of going back to normal. 
Not only am I only allowed to walk freely inside the manor,
but Laito-kun follows me around everywhere I go,
as my personal guard.
Under those circumstances,
I could not even look further into,
what was going on with my own body.
It was right as I had started to grow impatient,
as time just relentlessly ticked by.
Carla-san decided to suddenly,
call everyone togetherーー
ー The scene starts in the dining lounge of the Violet manor
Yui: ( Everyone has gathered. Even though they’re all familiar faces...They all feel distant. )
( I guess everyone has had their memories messed with after all. They don’t remember anything about their former selves. )
Carla: Seems like everyone is here. 
Subaru: What did you want to talk about?
Carla: I have been keeping a close eye on things ever since we collected Eve, but it is still unclear to me how to become the Supreme Overlord.
There has not been any evolution on Eve’s side either, has there?
Laito: Yeah. I’ve been closely by her side 24/7, but she hasn’t shown any changes.
You don’t have any clue on how to become the Supreme Overlord either, do you? 
Yui: N-No. Not at all...
Subaru: Che...You still haven’t remembered that crap?
Yui: ( That’s easy for him to say, but I don’t even know what exactly this ‘Supreme Overlord’ entails. )
Azusa: I’m sure that...it’ll just take time for her to remember.
Kou: Ehー? But that’s a problem, isn’t it? I’m pretty sure the other Houses will come to attack us.
Yui: Eh? The other Houses will?
Carla: Exactly. Our two rivaling houses...Orange and Scarlet.
While they appeared to keep a low profile at first, they have been showing signs of suspicious movement as of late. 
Yui: I-Is that true? 
Kou: I spotted Yuma and his buddies investigating our manor the other day.
Azusa: Ruki-san and his brothers...as well. They showed signs of wanting to take action soon...
They might come to attack us sooner rather than later...
Subaru: Che, what a pain.
Yui: ( I had no idea those things have been taking place since I came here. )
( Ayato-kun and Kanato-kun are at Ruki-kun’s place. )
( At this rate, it’ll turn into a fight between brothers... )
Carla: We must avoid conflict with the other Houses until Eve regains her memories. Keep that in mind, everyone.
Kou and Azusa will continue to look into the movements of the other Houses.
Kou: Roger!
Carla: I shall leave the protection of this manor in Subaru’s hands. Do not sleep on the job, understood?
Subaru: Oh fuck off...I know already. 
Laito: Hey, Carla. I can continue to watch over Bitch-chan, right?
Carla: I do not mind. However, keep an eye on her at all times, no matter what.
Laito: Of course! Leave it to me! I won’t lose her out of sight for even a split second. 
No matter the time or place...Do you get what I mean~? 
Subaru: Freak...
Azusa: Laito...You shouldn’t bother her too much, okay...?
Laito: Don’t worry about that. The two of us are close friends!
Right, Bitch-chan~?
Selection
→ We are (♡)
Yui: Y-Yeah. We’re very...close.
( We’re dating after all. So this isn’t wrong to say, is it? )
Laito: See? Didn’t I tell you? Our bond is so close, we don’t need to worry about anything.
Subaru: Che, ‘close bond’, my ass.
Laito: Oh? Are you envious of me perhaps, Subaru-kun?
Subaru: You bastard. Do you want me to crush you?
→ I think our relationship is pretty average (🖤)
Yui: I think our relationship is pretty average...
Laito: Eh~? How cold. We’ve done so many things together though. I mean, just the other day, weーー
Yui: Wait, time out! You don’t need to tell that!
Laito: Oh~? Did you remember? It was quite a wild night, wasn’t it? 
Yui: Don’t make it sound even more misleading!
Subaru: You basically have to spend day and night together with this pervert while he’s watching over you, right? I could never.
Carla: ...
Yui: ( Even Carla-san is looking at me with pity...!? )
Carla: That is all. Do not allow any member of the other Houses to invade this manor. This is all so I can become Supreme Overlordーー
ー The scene shifts to the empty bedroom
Yui: ( Supreme Overlord...huh? They’re all fighting over the throne. )
( Besides, if things stay the way they are, it’ll definitely lead to a full-fledged war. )
( The fight I saw at the Church... That wasn’t just a quarrel, they were actually out to kill each other. )
( I have to avoid that! But...How? )
*Thud* 
Laito: Ah! Found you, Bitch-chan!
Yui: Laito-kun? Uhm, could you knock...?
Laito: Oh geez, we’re past that point, aren’t we?
Yui: ( Yeah...Well, I’m used to it from back at the Sakamaki manor so I don’t actually mind... )
Laito: Geez, you suddenly disappeared after the meeting was over, so I’ve been looking around for you. 
Yui: Ah...My bad. I wanted to sort out my thoughts by myself for a bit.
Laito: Even so, I’m in charge of watching over you, so you shouldn’t leave me side, remember?
If something were to happen to you, I’d be in big trouble.
*Thud* 
Yui: ( Wait, he sat down on my bed without asking. I mean, it’s fine with me... )
Laito: What’s wrong? You look serious. You must have been pondering over something important?
Yui: Well, how to put it...
( I don’t think he’d regain his memories even if I were to talk to him about it. )
( Still, I can’t do much all by myself, so if I had an ally to rely onーー )
Laito-kun, I’d like to ask your advice on something. Will you hear me out? 
Laito: Your listless expression is wonderful as well. Of course, I’m all ears.
Yui: Isn’t there any way we can stop this fight over the title of Supreme Overlord?
Laito: Why?
Yui: Because I don’t want to have to witness you guys fighting and getting hurt.
Laito: Hmー You’re so kind. Even though you’re playing the role of the captured Princess right now, you’re still thinking about the wellbeing of others as well. 
However...That’s impossible.
Yui: How come...!?
Laito: I mean, Carla, Ruki and Reiji all have their minds set on becoming Supreme Overlord.
I doubt you’d be able to stop them, no matter how hard you try to convince them.
Yui: No way...
Laito: Well, to be honest, I personally could care less about this whole ‘Supreme Overlord’ stuff~
I’m happy as long as I can have fun and I’d rather stay out of trouble. 
Still, as long as Carla is determined to get the throne, I have to at least put in some effort or he’ll get on my case.
Yui: That’s why...You’re helping out in this fight?
Laito: Yup. I’ll fulfill my necessary duties. 
Yui: ( Laito-kun doesn’t seem to question it at all. )
( Is there really nothing that can be done about it? Do I really just have to sit here and watch as a war breaks loose...? )
Laito: Well, that being said, the duty which has been given to me is to watch over you.
It really is the best job. All I have to do is keep you company after all. 
Of course, it comes with a lot of extra privileges as well. 
ー He leans closer
*Rustle* 
Yui: Kyah!
Laito: Why don’t we pretend to be a couple again~? Let’s have some fun together. 
Yui: I-It isn’t pretending! We are an actual couple...
Laito: Then how exactly did we show our love for each other as a couple?
I’d love to hear that from you directly?
Yui: Well...
Laito: Fufu, look at you getting flustered. I wonder what kind of dirty things are going through your head right now?
You get a kick out of pain and suffering, so I��m sure I’ll be able to try out many different kinds of fun things with you.
Ah, right. One second, okay? I’m pretty sure that in this room...
Yui: Eh...?
( He’s searching for something? I have a bad feeling about this...! )
Laito: ...Ah, found it.
Look, I’m sure you love this sorta thing, don’t you?
Yui: ...Scissors? Don’t tell me...W-Wait!
Laito: Look you terrified. What did you think I’d do to you with these?
Yui: Hyah!
( He’s running the scissors along my cheek! )
Laito: Keep still, okay? I might end up scarring your pretty skin after all.
Ah, I guess it might not be bad to do so on purpose. 
Deep crimson blood dripping from your fair skin...I get excited just by imagining it. 
Yui: S...Stop...
Laito: Sure, I’ll stop. But in returnーー
*Thud* 
Yui: Kyaah!
( He cut into my clothes..!? )
Laito: It’s just a scrap so it might not be long enough? Oh well, I just gotta tie it real tight then.
*Rustle* 
Yui: Eh? W-What!?
Laito: Okay, first move your arms behind your back, then I’ll fix them in place with the cut-off fabric...There we go. 
*Rustle* 
Laito: There, all done! What a lovely sight~
Yui: ( No way! I can’t move...! )
Laito-kun, please! Untie me!
Laito: What are you saying? What’s the point in tying you up if I’m just going to remove it right after?
Haah...Just watching you tied up like that really makes my imagination run wild...
Yui: ( ...In that case, I’ll have to find a way to loosen it myself... )
*Rustle rustle*
Yui: Kuh...
( I-It’s no use...It only got even tighter from trying to loosen it. How did he tie this knot!? )
Laito: What are you doing now? I wouldn’t make it that easy to untie.
*Thud* 
Yui: Well then...What do you want me to do next? Should I give your legs the same treatment?
Yui: N-No...
Laito: Despite your protests, your blood seems very happy with this situation?
See? When I run my fingers across your skin, a sweet smell emits from underneath...
Yui: ...No...
( H-He’s running his nails across...Who knows what he might do to me right now... )
Laito: You look lovely from behind as well. I can’t help but want to bite down into your fragile-looking back.
Yui: I-I’m begging you, don’t run your nails across...
Laito: What’s wrong? Does it feel good? Or are you yearning for my fangs, perhaps?
Yui: That’s not it, please, just untie me...! Now’s not the time for this sorta thing!!
Laito: ...Oh shut up. You know what will happen when you say things that’ll ruin the mood, right?
Yui: ...!
( Right now, Laito-kun sees me as nothing but a plaything or a prey... )
( Even though I’m with the guy I love...why is my body shaking...? )
Laito: Nfu~ What a good girl you are, going quiet. I suppose I’ll have to give you a reward.
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On certain CGs, little black roses will appear on the screen. If you click on them, you get an extra line of dialogue.
“Girls are so nice. So soft and fragile...I can’t help but want to mess them up real good.”
“Ah-ah~ Because you kept struggling, both your nape and your shoulder...Ah, even your back as well, they’re all fully exposed.”
Laito: Nnー What a lovely scent...It’s telling me to dig in. ...Nn...Nnh...
Yui: Uu...Aah...!
Laito: Geez, Bitch-chan. If you squirm around like that, your clothes will come off, see?
Yui: ( Ah...! The fabric’s ripping open starting from the cut he made earlier...! )
Laito: You want to show me your body that badly? In that case, I better get a thorough look. Come on, squirm around even more. 
Yui: Y-You can’t...!
Laito: Fufu...Then do your best to endure it, okay?
ー He bites down again
Laito: Nnh...Nn...Haah...
Yui: Aah...
( Because I can’t move my arms...It makes it more difficult to ignore the feeling of his fangs... )
Laito: See? Have you realized? Just by retraining your arms like this, it doubles the fun, no?
Yui: No more...
Laito: ...Oh come on, we both know you don’t want me to stop. Your blood keeps on growing richer, you see?
Like it’s trying to tempt me into drinking even more. Nn...
Yui: Nn...Aah...
Monologue
ーー I want to do something about this situation.
Despite feeling that way, 
I have absolutely no idea where to even start. 
When I know very well,
that while I’m here having my blood sucked by Laito-kun,
the others might just be getting everything ready,
to commence the war.
I want Laito-kun to remember. 
I want everyone to stop fighting. 
Yet there is nothing I can do.
It felt like all my emotions were being numbed,
by the overwhelming sense of powerlessness. 
Laito: Haah...Oh dear? Did she faint again? We were only just getting started too. 
Still, Eve’s blood really is superb.
So much so I start thinking how nice it would be to have this blood all to myself, which sounds totally out of character for me...
...Uu...
Those dizzy spells again...? How strange...
ーー TO BE CONTINUED ーー
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